#porka

[askana05]

[zuznnka]

wie ktoś ile kcal ma porka? bo nie mam pojęcia;/

[gunnrblze]

Good day gunbleach!

Friends have suggested I tell you gurmblegardle himajibba porka morp morp, jazden hirmett klutzen morp morpen. Jimblejungo binkoboingo elias tarnap barnastyl, hipperjibber gringle arknael nisterbuster

Good day! Tell the friends thank you lol, appreciate this one

[polybbiuss]

porkas d pig

[harshugs]

da 1 a 10 quanto ti senti porka?

mi piace molto la porchetta, soprattutto nel panino🤤

[mandymilkoviich]

Porka miaaa baybeeee I’m so happy I finally have a coochie 🤪🔆🩰

"What the fuck are you even talking about? I don't have time for this."

[female-buckets]

I know everyone is a Pazzi stan now but I’m a Dorka/Paige truther… Dorka goes crazy on the court after Paige has been in town… coincidence? 🤔

Porka Bueckasz

[ilcuoreelapenna]

Basta bot porka ma donna

[agendaculturaldelima]

#SinMusicaNoExisto

🎶 “SON MIERDA LAS CANCIONES DE AMOR [30 Años]”🤘🏼💀🥃🍁🏆💣🌱☠️🔥 🎂🥳🎉

💥 Con influencias del rock subterráneo, AEROPAJITAS nace en el barrio limeño de Lince allá por el año 1994, empezando su recorrido en la escena punk de Perú. El nombre proviene de una noticia aparecida en un periódico de la época, en que una mujer de apellido Aeropajita daba a luz a su hijo en un avión de una aerolínea comercial. Al año siguiente, 1995, sacan su primer álbum llamado Porka Vida. Para el año '98 editan su segundo álbum Kria kuervos y llegan a participar en el Festival Niño Malo, uno de los más importantes de la epoca.

💽En el 2000 graban un disco que fue editado en EEUU llamado: 95-00 y dos años más tarde viajan a tocar a Boston y New York, alternando con bandas como The Profits, Toxic Narcotic y Coctail Molotov, entre otras. Llega el 2005 y se juntan para grabar el disco Képoka de Mierda con el cual tocan por distintas ciudades del Perú. En el 2009 tocan junto a The Casualties.

💿 Para el 2012 habiendo editado dos discos más Lima Enfermedad (2008) y Granada de Guerra (2012), participan en el primer Festival Lima Vive Rock, teniendo una de las más explosivas presentaciones frente a un público masivo, que los lleva a presentarse en los años siguientes, 2014, en Argentina junto a la banda española Gatillazo. Un año más tarde se presentan en Colombia, en Medellín junto a la banda Los Suziox y Bogotá con las bandas españolas Reincidentes y Costas (ex Siniestro Total). Años más tarde (2017) tocan en Chile junto a los 2 minutos de Argentina en el Teatro Caupolicán.

🥁 En agosto del 2018 vuelven a Argentina en una gira que los lleva por Buenos Aires, Rosario y La Plata entre otras ciudades del vecino país. Para el 2019 han tocado con The Adicts y The Vibrators. 🎙️🎸

👥 Invitados: 6 Voltios, ...Por Hablar, Héroe Inocente, 3 al Hilo, Tragokorto, Decisión Final, Hastakinomas, Neuronas Muertas y El Terrible & Los Cenobitas.

© Producción: Juli Chuquillanqui.

📌 CONCIERTO:

📆 Sábado 07 de Setiembre

🕔 5:00pm.

🏟️ Centro de Convenciones Festiva (av. Alfonso Ugarte 1439 - Centro de Lima)

🎫 Entrada: S/.60

🖱 Reservas: https://www.joinnus.com/events/concerts/lima-aeropajitas-30-anos-63736

📱 Yape: 932616096

[into-the-center-of-things]

day five: looking at local chicago southside sights part TWO!!!

After we left the co-op bookstore we went to Powell's, which is a used bookstore off of 54th Street. It has the same name as the one in Portland, Oregon, but apparently there is no relation between the two of them.

It was a lot bigger on the inside than I suspected. I ducked into the second room in the back and that was where I found the poems! Not as much variety as the co-op but I saw Harryette Mullen's newest book there, so that's cool. They also had The Cow by Ariana Reines which I did end up buying, because it was cheap and I really liked how bizarre it was. Not to mention the purple typeface on the inside.

We walked back to the apartment and @germfreeadulthood made me a little immunity drink (using the immune suport stuff and ginger powder), and then took a shower. I drank it while looking through the Chicago Reader—I don't really look at newspapers so it was cute to see some passionate write ups about new and well known underground heavy music (since I guess The Rumble is coming up, so the were writing about bands particpating or bands in similar genres)...suuuuuper cool, will be looking into the band Torture when I have time.

I accidentally fell asleep for a good 30-40 minutes—I guess I was a lot more tired than I thought, but maybe that means I needed the rest? Was I just feeling weak from that damn train ride still? Is the way back gonna knock me on my ass too? Argh.

We walked to "The Point" afterwards, which is I believe Promotory Point, where Chicago kisses the edge of Lake Michigan. We had to walk through this tunnel beneath the road to get there and people had done a mural of "things they want to do before they die", which was cool, ad well as different encouraging phrases or things they liked about Chicago. Someone wrote something about not liking the cicadas which was funny.

Honestly I actually I kind of love cicadas, I think they are cute and I like the droning noise they make. I am going to try to catch it on video tomorrow or something so I can listen to it when I am home. I would prefer that sound over the clanging of trash trucks or construction any day. We saw a dead cicada earlier today and I wish I had like, been able to keep it and take it home with me. I wonder if its possible to preserve it if I grab one and put it in a Ziploc baggy. I would worry about it getting squished in my luggage though.

Anyways. Lake Michigan is fucking huge.

You can see as far as Indiana from the coast—super fucking cool! There were some sandy beachy areas and some rocky areas, the latter was where @germfreeadulthood and I sat. We put our feet in the water and the water actually felt really good. I wish we bad gone swimming but we didn't have our swimsuits and the sun was setting so it probably wasn't going to be a good idea to get totally drenched when the sun wouldn't be out long enough to dry us. We'll probably come back again before I leave for a proper swim.

There were also some seagulls circling fhis kid throwing crackers at them—they like totally came to him as if summoned and then all perched at his feet. It was lowkey kind of magical and I wish I had taken a picture..

I walked closer to the sand to get a better scope of the area. The beach area was crowded with families and there even was what I think was a wedding happening? They were moving to a dance between the daughter/bride and the father and he got all weepy and I felt weird watching so I left.

After that we took the bus to Saucy Porka, which is like an Asian Latin fusion sort of food place, for dinner. We both got a banh mi and shared sweet potato fries.

The banh mi was kind of meh honestly but the sweet potato fries were absolutely delicious. I had a teeny little cup of Cherry Pepsi because I never drink soda and wanted to try it and it tasted good, but I know it has caffeine in it so I am hoping it doesn't keep me up too late.

We walked back and I showered and I think tomorrow we are going to go to the Art Institute of Chicago!!! Yippee!!

[spitmillk]

Justice for Orca Porka

I’m not a comics expert by any means but I think that superheroes would be way less famous if they existed in the real world. Like irl, a lot of cities have local celebrities that are inside jokes for the people who live there. And between there only being 1 or 2 vigilantes in a huge city and the press not having great access to them I just can’t imagine them being any more famous than a citywide meme.

Like imagine you go to Gotham or some shit and this big fuckoff man in a black cloak and mask wooshes right past you while you’re in line for a burrito and you tweet about it and you get like 5 quotes being like “lmfao tourists don’t even know about batman anymore” like. The bat?? man??? And he’s just some guy that runs around assaulting criminals??? Or you visit your friend in NYC and see some wierdo in a red and blue gimp suit eating a hotdog and no one bats an eye and you’re like “do you think that guy is okay no judgement but like what is up with him” and they’re like “omg wait did I forget to tell you about spiderman?” And you can’t tell if this is just a New York thing or if you are actually losing your mind. Like can you imagine

[atuppel]

Porka di kwella trohoia ...

Deduction ... of imprest name ...

A at ... subsubject ...

gain a portiony of yearly maturated ...

in where a card corrispective ...

point target at deposit ... over citate ...

portiony ... oenly ...

lotterized ... yearly anticipate ....

( N.S.M. )

Ici can fucked who wanted ... !!!

( kikko )

Attention ...

guaio ... is not ... guahioo ...

( Abe Tacse )

[delafiseaseses]

Y'know, it is always important t' not believe everythin' y'read as true. Because people make mistakes, wires get crossed an' sometimes things just ay true.

Oddly specific example

T' give a very oddly specific example, in Grand Theft Auto (the first 'un - GTA 1 y'may say) there's a character known by the name Dumb Kurt (GTA 1's name for 'im not mine) who very briefly appears. In the mission generally called 'Heist Almighty Porka Turbo'. After helpin' a lad wi' a bank job yer boss says this

'An overrated hitman called Dumb Kurt just hit town. Hit him with a rigged car.'

Now, y'don't actually needa kill Kurt wi' a rigged car. You can just shoot his car an' blow it up an' it'll work. As long as Kurt dies yer boss says

'Murdered Dumb Kurt? I'm prouda ya. Now, if only we could get rid of The Man...'

So, Kurt 'as a very, very simple story. Two sentences an' a bloke in a Beast GTS. 'ow much misinformation can there be, 'ey? Well, I've checked out three wikis on GTA (all Fandom, I'm sorry t' say). An' there's some words that aren't true there.

First result on the Google search 'gta 1 dumb kurt' 'as the first quote an' the first paragraph of it is accurate in that it jus' says he's a minor character from GTA 1.

Then things go down'ill as the next paragraph labelled 'Background' says 'No background is given to Dumb Kurt. He is described as an "overrated hitman" and nicknamed "The Man".'

Kurt is never called The Man, The Man brought up in the second line is like the phrase 'stick it to The Man'. The Man is a concept our nameless boss in Bubby's gang is dreamin' of gettin' rid of.

So, that's a shame. Then there's a headin' labelled 'Events of Grand Theft Auto' where it says 'In 1997, the GTA Protagonist is hired by the Vercotti Crime Family contact to kill Dumb Kurt for being a major threat to the family. The protagonist locates the hitman and uses a car bomb to kill him.

Alternatively, the player can simply blow up his blue Beast GTS in northeast Kings with gun shots to complete the mission.'

That's also got some issues. It's got some truth in it an' Kurt's car is indeed a blue Beast GTS an' I appreciate the fact it references the fact that the car jus' needs t' be destroyed, but 'a major threat'? The Contact calls Kurt 'overrated' specifically. Which makes it rather unlikely that that was the motive. There's no real reason given for why Kurt got taken out, as I showed via those game quotes. This wiki also 'as a lista all the named characters killed by the Protagonist on which it says 'Dumb Kurt - Killed for being a threat to the Vercotti Crime Family.' an' I still disagree wi' that extrapolation.

So, that was a wiki, luckily there's two more wikis I've found on this first page. Next 'un first calls Kurt jus' Kurt before sayin' 'better known as Dumb Kurt' in its openin' line an' while its not directly said that his name is just Kurt an' 'Dumb' is a nickname, I think we can all agree its prob'ly a nickname due t', well, the fact that 'Dumb' would be a rather unusual given name an' its an adjective (though its unknown if Kurt calls himself that or its a mean-spirited nickname by our unidentified handler, so I've decided I shall only call 'im Kurt for the most part). So that's fine.

In the brief 'Character history' 'owever it says this 'Dumb Kurt is, in 1997, a Liberty City resident who is killed by the protagonist.'

Now, it might be a bit of a nitpick, but considerin' that our mission-giver explicitly says that Kurt 'just hit town' I don't really agree wi' him bein' a resident of LC. It's not clear if Kurt was there t' stay, there on a job, jus' passin' through, attendin' a wedding or whatever else. There's two sentences.

An' the final Wiki I found on the front page of Google 'as an entry on Kurt as parta a 'Characters in GTA 1' page wi' his entry 'aving his name, the fact he has no known Associations an' the brief description 'Dumb Kurt is a hitman who is killed by the protagonist.' which is accurate an' I 'ave no debate with.

Conclusion

So, yeah, that was a very frivolous example, I'm sure yer'll agree. I don't think this random hitman who gets hit from GTA 1 is very important an' I jus' wrote all that, but it highlights somethin' important.

Not all information out there in the world is accurate. Primary sources am better than somebodies words. I day provide any sources that what I jus' said is true, so I might be misleadin' ya meself. Maybe there's a line if y'some'ow fail the mission where there's a line line "Great job, kid, now Dumb Kurt is going to be a problem for us. I'm gonna hit you with a truck." or somethin' like that. I've not actually checked an' I'm admittin' that.

[lamilanomagazine]

Milano, 79esima tappa dell'International Street Food dal 1 settembre al 3 settembre 2023

Milano, 79esima tappa dell'International Street Food dal 1 settembre al 3 settembre 2023. Dopo il grande successo di pubblico delle prime 78 tappe, svoltesi dall’inizio di marzo con oltre 6 milioni e 800mila visitatori, la VII Edizione dell’International Street Food, la più importante manifestazione di Street Food esistente in Italia, organizzata da Alfredo Orofino, arriva a Milano. La 79esima tappa di questo importante evento itinerante si svolgerà  da venerdì  1  settembre a domenica 3 settembre all’Idroscalo di Milano  - Ingresso Porta Maggiore (il venerdì dalle 18 alle 24,00, il sabato e la domenica  dalle   12.00 alle 24.00). Tanti truck con dell’eccellente cibo di strada accoglieranno i visitatori. Un appuntamento di grande originalità per le cucine internazionali presenti, che non dimentica le realtà gastronomiche regionali provenienti da tutta Italia. In questa 79esima tappa dell'International Street Food saranno presenti 40  truck. Sarà possibile gustare: la pizza fritta, le frittatine di pasta napoletane, i kurtos ungheresi, i panini con il polpo gourmet, la frittura di pesce, i supplì, la cucina romana, la pasta cacio e pepe, gli hamburger di Angus, gli  hamburger di Fassona, gli hamburger di Chianina, la cucina brasiliana, la puccia pontina, le polpette di Porka Polpetta, il pullet pork, Donuts americano, la paella, le bombette pugliesi, la cucina messicana, le coppiette di Ariccia, la cucina siciliana, il lampredotto, o pere e ‘o muss, la cucina argentina, la carne di canguro, di coccodrillo e di serpente: saranno anche presenti birrifici artigianali di eccellenza italiani, europei, internazionali, vari cocktail e gli spritz. Nello stesso posto si potranno gustare prodotti di paesi diversi e posti lontani ed essere avvolti da tanti profumi e sapori. La manifestazione proseguirà poi nei prossimi mesi con un fitto calendario di tappe. L’iniziativa dedicata al cibo di strada di qualità ha ormai conquistato il grande pubblico e conterà ben 100 tappe, distribuite lungo tutto lo stivale da marzo a novembre 2023. Un calendario intenso di eventi, che toccherà tutti gli angoli del Paese e permetterà di assaporare le migliori specialità italiane e straniere. Sempre all’insegna della qualità, della passione per il cibo fatto a mano e della convivialità.  La nuova edizione è ripartita in grande stile, forte del successo riscosso lo scorso anno: nel 2022 sono stati oltre quattro milioni i visitatori. Il pubblico è accorso numeroso e con molto entusiasmo in ogni tappa per gustare le prelibatezze cucinate dai protagonisti di questo festival, gli chef su strada, che hanno difeso con caparbietà e orgoglio i loro Street Food.  «Siamo giunti al settimo anno di una manifestazione che anima il cuore di paesi e città di tutta Italia e conta ormai su un pubblico affezionato. Anche in questa edizione ci rimettiamo in gioco con nuove proposte per i visitatori. L’International Street Food è tutto questo e altro ancora: con i nostri eventi intendiamo infatti valorizzare tipicità e tradizioni che sono la grande ricchezza dei nostri territori. L'entusiasmo con cui siamo stati sempre accolti ci spinge a continuare con rinnovata energia. Siamo per questo sicuri che la nuova edizione 2023 sarà un nuovo successo», afferma Alfredo Orofino, organizzatore dell’International Street Food, soprannominato il “Re dello Street Food. Ancora una volta, saranno tanti i ristoranti itineranti e gli chef qualificati pronti a stupire con le particolarità e la qualità della loro cucina. Eccellenza, originalità, tradizione e pulizia sono le parole d’ordine per ogni tappa di questo festival. Contemporaneamente a Milano l'International Street Food, sarà nello stesso week end, a Sapri e a Roma. La tappa di Jesi partirà invece il 31 agosto per concludersi anche essa il 3 settembre.... #notizie #news #breakingnews #cronaca #politica #eventi #sport #moda Read the full article

[harshugs]

chissà che porka che sei

si ho un parka verde nell’armadio, quello che andava di moda nel 2016/17

[vi69to]

DANGDUT IS PRO TO ATJEH NANGGROE

DANGDUT IS ANTI-INDIA

ACEH IS NOT MELAYU

PORKA INDONESIA 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩