#popplio erin makes sad sea lion pup squeaks

[dragonanon]

Asdgiwiqk-

Me basking in the glory of victory after one-shotting my dragon god husband:

He’s big mad but also strangely turned on

I hadn’t even considered the possibility of the predator/prey dynamic with Eelektross Emmet and I am here for it- 😫👀💦💦💦 He could easily kill and eat you, his species is a known predator to your species after all. But he won’t, so long as you agree to be his mate and sing for him.

Also popplio Erin- 🥺😭❤️❤️❤️

With mermay fast approaching, I’ve been thinking a lot about a Primarina hybrid S/O for the submas.

They love to hear you sing, after a particularly stressful shift or just plain unable to sleep, your beautiful voice is just what they need to relax. You’re affectionately called their little “sea canary”.

You don’t have legs, so you just kinda bounce around like an actual seal unless Ingo or Emmet decides to carry you. In the water however, you’re fast and all your movements exude grace and elegance, almost like you’re dancing.

The whole concept is particularly delicious if you have a type advantage over them. (EX: submas are fire types.) You and Chandelure Ingo would sing so beautifully together tbh.

Bonus shitpost

Me, a pretty water/fairy seal mermaid, omw to serenade my husbands:

I mean, one AU has Emmet as an Eelektross hybrid and Ingo as a Chandelure hybrid.

Chandelure Ingo and Primarina s/o are definitely an extremely beautiful duet to hear and deeply romantic. To an outsider, however, it may look a bit sad to see a water type hybrid and a fire type hybrid in love.

Chandelure Ingo can also croon soft songs for his tired lover, too. Perfect balance struck there.

Emmet would adore getting to carry his beloved around and doesn't even care about the looks he might get. Though, things might get out of hand if he brings up a finishing net addition to the bedroom.

In the case of Eelektross Emmet, he is probably extremely protective of you since you're likely from a species his own preys on lol

RESHIRAM EMMET AND PRIMARINA S/O LMAO –