#poorguys

[setholopod]

pov: your sister and new crush slash friend hide your real life special interest from you so you feel left out and then spy on them and overhear that you were right about your game theory about your special interest but they won't tell anyone for stupid reasons and you get pissed so you mess shit up because you're a TEEN and DUMB and SILLY and then they get all mad at you and then you meet your special interest and it doesn't like you and likes your crush slash friend slash enemy more and then it goes to it and they get to catch it but you're all sad and stuff so you ask them to battle to see who gets it and you lose like usual and get all sad and since you're like fourteen with undiagnosed autism you think it's because you suck at everything so you make it your mission to become tough so people will like you more because that's what you think you need and then everyone starts fearing you which you think it's good but nooooo it's BAD but you don't realize it and then your crush slash friend slash enemy COMES TO YOUR SCHOOL??? and messes it all up and humbles you so fast and then you have seven meltdowns and THEN YOUR SISTER GETS POSSESSED???? ? and then you give your crush an applin because ooooo

[ghostcrows]

he;s so me

[goodbyemint]

wow!!! i sure hope hes alright!

[sweetbluemoonwolf]

What is this?? Is the cat okay?

[humblemediagenius]

I'm kinda thinking of designing new looks for the au guys but like... Each time I do it they just never feel the same :( the only exception was giving Zeke longer hair cuz he looks so cool with that but OTHERWISE. man

[siremasterlawrence]

The Brawn & The Buff

My birthday is coming up soon in a month so I am looking for a few birthday gifts for myself err go we have three of my favorites I pay to attend my party which they will do for me and all they need to do is join me for a weekend holiday of course. All three are in a buzz drinking on the jet or the airplane as it landed on the airplane strip sliding in to the main ole building to be on my side as the steps fall to the ground and they will jump in a car ride off. Finally! I can see them from a far as it sped up to my backyard party it come to halt in a rush they are escorted out, they are inviting in taking some more beer in his hand they are taking a swig of it sipping it unaware of what it occurring and Stephen is the main one togo down first. He spreads from the main door to the middle of the room as the ray of light washes on to his body shooting from high above in the sky causing the beer to quickly leave him inebriated. Poorguy still has no freaking idea as the party blows up to new levels with the music lifting to no end elevating higher and higher tests to capture instantly forcing him to swoon all over me. He smirks noticing me with a big smirk toward me waving his hand to get my attention, he stumbles down the forest area in to the path of no return the grass growing past his legs and wrapping onto him in time for my arrival. My body walks to his back and he can feel his presence behind him holding on to me, he flips me to the side as he kisses me slowly witnessing his mind to disappear forever.

“Focus on me for life”

“You love me for life “

“I love you for life”

“Don’t look away “

“You can’t find me”

“I am your man and Master”

“Your my man”

“Yes Master”

“Do as I say?”

“With my life “

“My breath is holding “

“For you “

“I want only”

“You are my nutrition “

“You give me sustenance “

“I live for you “

“I am your humble knight “

“Kiss me”

“Who is your man?”

“You are! I love you “

“Kiss me”

“I like this “

“What boi?”

“Why do I feel good?”

“Because you are free”

“Yes free”

“I love you “

“Hold me”

“What about you wife and kid?”

“Who?”

“Your wife “

“I don’t have a”

“The bitch you yelled at on the airplane”

“Oh her!”

“Fuck her”

“Actually! Fuck me instead “

“Do as you wish””

Ha cousin Robbie Amell is high as a kite lays on the grass of the compound staring in to the sky, he can’t stop thinking about nothing in particular as the shroud of cloud cover the sky and his mind vanishes into the either of it all.Approaching him Stephen Amell in obedience stops for me as I walk over to him in excitement in utter complete lust I laying down next to to him planting a kiss on his lips as he does nothing at all and then as if automatically he cups my chin and kissing me as his hands push my lips forward. We love each other tussling in the grass as we become over heated, I commanding him to strip off his clothes till he is bare naked and eu even to ravishing from head to toe as all else disappears from his mind forever as I am his new king.

“Robbie…Robbie”

“I am here “

“Stand before me”

“Yes Master”

“I am king”

“Kneel at my feet”

“Do you love me?”

“Do you serve me?”

“Do you obey me?”

“With all my heart”

“With everything I have “

“Yes Master”

“Kiss me”

“Worship me”

“Who is your everything?”

“I will love you forever”

“I will do all for you “

“You will never lift a hand “

“My body is your jungle gym”

“Be your best”

“Mmmmm”

“Master “

“Yes”

“Make love to me”

“You owe me”

“I know “

“Wrap yourself onto me”

“Do I?”

“I will give you crown”

“Oh yeah?”

“If I have too”

“Rob a bank”

“Marry you “

“Swear myself “

“I am bound”

“I am yours “

Colton Haynes is resting on the couch inside in of his room the hotel room be took a sip of his tea as his taste buds go into overdrives as the liquid passes his liquids down his own throat and intoxicating himself what is he not aware of it is my pheromones are blend well into it. His mind begins to go dim, his eyes go blank all white as everything is becoming a total shroud of white clouds exposes his brain the cup falls from his hand and then body head to toe goes relaxed dropping onto the couch his whole world comes to end exploding with fireworks.

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Colton”

“Even your breath is hot”

“Hot”

“Kiss me”

“Yes Master”

“Take your time”

“Nice and slow “

“Enjoy it”

“Mmm”

“You are rock hard”

“Growing harder”

“Pressing on me”

“That’s it succumbs to my will”

“Your mind washing away”

“Grab my waist “

“I’m about to take you for ride”

“Pose”

“Freeze”

“Good boi”

“Mmmmm”

The end

[scottyzoomz]

Im at Walmart and I put the poorguys head is spinning 8000

If you were at my Walmart ( probably not ) your welcome

[stickydreamlandwonderland]

Get your hands off my beer. #beer #cat #poorcat #poorguy #cantdrink

[danbowz]

i love sad, mildly bummed out men like cmere and let me listen to your woes about how you saw a cat on the street and said "man poorguy probably hungy" and cried. let me kiss you you pathetic little thimg let me hold you please

[galonflinder]

Une fois que tu l’as vu, tu ne peux plus ne pas le voir.

[nearenjoyer]

awh :(

#poorguy

No but like imagine if BB lost the shinigami eyes in the fire and he finally gets to live peacefully without being followed by death, but he is stuck in prison.

[royalshinigami]

no save him and stop grell AHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[maleaser]

I don’t know who this guy is but I think he regrets working in the Markukawa sales department...

[pixelblogz]

Fact#4

The inventor of the microwave appliance only received $2 for his discovery

[overflowing-with-words]

New Cap

Me: Who else hates the new Captain America?

Everyone who ever watched TFATWS: Me.

[anothercuppatea]

#ikea #shopping #poorguys #plants #bored #makingfun #entertainingmyself #captivity https://www.instagram.com/p/BYv-ZBDAo2vugZMJYg5rY0VSE8SM6P_emVKA340/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ow0mb79s3cua