#poor thing .

[mgu-h]

im obsessed with the chaotic way these little bastards scuttle run

[dogsstew]

An angel lost his wings in 1996

Based off a personal HC where Stu shaves his head in 96’! A lot of Matt’s early characters have luscious long hair, so i always like to picture Stu with the same. Until he makes a very bad decision.

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Get computered, idiot

[linterteatime]

what if zim

Weird bug i found in my backyard that i like to call my son

[scribble0rat]

lil trolls finds small armadillo thing in the wild

[milk-sharks]

bad mood bad mood

[osiris-iii-bc]

Terzo is always so awkward when he speaks publicly, and I love him for that. He moves and sounds like an alien who just landed on Earth and is trying to imitate human communication.

[dork-scribbles]

When Ares was kidnapped by giants and put on a big vase, and nobody missed him for three months.

(Don't worry, Artemis and Hermes save him later)

[crocmr]

more feral beta because he deserves the spot light once again

[sonicjustbecause]

[kneelingshadowsalome]

how far would König be willing to go for a really masochistic gf? what would his limits be? or would he just reject it entirely? 🤔

Ohhh König would have such a hard time with a masochist darling because

Does he want to edge you to the point of tears? Yes!

Does he want to torture you with orgasm denial? Yes, yes, yes!

Does he want to mark your whole body with hickeys and spank you a bit? Sure, why not! Naughty girl :)

But if you want to go beyond some light choking, König becomes a total pussy. He starts to literally sweat when asked to actually hurt you.

He would love to have you as his own personal (sex) slave, he likes to have financial control, “pretends” he knows everything better than you and therefore is suited to boss you around and tell you what to do. He’d enjoy it if you walked around the house naked, got him a beer and gave him a blowjob while he’s resting on the sofa, watching tv as if it’s normal that you treat him like a king when he’s at home. He’d have such a soft spot for a darling who runs to take his boots off when he returns home. Like, let’s be real, this man wants to own you.

But inflicting pain on your sweet body is something König won’t do even if you’re begging at his feet :/ (please keep begging though… he’s already hard)

[moodyvoid]

[caws traumatically]

[no-place-to-be-happy]

How about another bottle

[draakart]

Snake keeping be like

[printershorts]

he was good

he was really good

[sweeterelease]

regulus shouldn't have come. he told sirius this wasn't his scene at all, parties? not his favorite. pool parties? he should've stayed at home. he can't even swim for merlin's sake. the music is loud, there's too many sweaty people, the sun is giving him a headache and his drink isn't even that good to begin with. he should stop letting sirius drag him to these things, no amount of james potter shirtless and wet should be over his physical and mental wellbeing.

still, regulus' here so he might as well try his best to not be miserable. the pool feels harmless enough, he can't possibly drown in a six feet hole, right? regulus follows sirius and the rest of his friends into the water, he sits on the border and dips his feet in. act that apparently is a war crime in the presence of his brother, he bashes regulus, going on about how he's no fun and he will melt under the sun. regulus can't really debate that last one. he brushes his brother off with a hand while resting his weight back into the other, eyes falling shut as he tilts his head up. see? this isn't so bad! regulus is glad he ca—

he startles with a harsh cough, struggling to breathe air around the water he feels up his throat. oh my god, reg? reg im so sorry! are you okay? regulus blinks, he's wet. oh that little bitch—

it wasn't me! it's all him! it was prongs! regulus turns his head around, brows furrowed as he glares at james, or the silhouette he can make of him at least. i'm so sorry, i didn't know you couldn't swim i swear regulus to his credit, when james fusses over him he does look apologetic, and shirtless, and wet, and pretty damn good from below. regulus sighs, letting james sit him up properly. he shakes his head a little, hair sticking to the back of his neck, he really should've stayed at home. your'e fine, just— don't ever do it again.

that's all he gets?! he hears his brother roar, that's all i get. james hushes. he even tried to do mouth to mout— pardon? that's all i get!