#poor mae tho oh my god

[ropebunnykant]

bro ter’s death scene is so anticlimactic

[soularsss]

okay acolyte fans how we feeling i’m going to put spoilers under the cut

you KNOW i’ve been a toothy villain fan since day one and i really fucked with this episode oh my god the fight sequences in this show have been my favorite part

I have to admit i knew it was Qimir, i didn’t wannnt it to be Qimir but he grew on me in the episode.. like okay hottie i see you please wear more sleeveless shirts in the future

LMFAO BESIDES THE FACT THAT I THINK HES ATTRACTIVE i dig his vibe soo much the fighting style is so aggressive and he says weird shit? exactly my type

i hope he survives a few more episodes but i REALLY likes this one, i was honestly expecting tbb to end in a massacre so getting one is this show felt good, i was worried they’d follow in tbbs footsteps and slam him in one episode but NO! My man came ready to kill jedi and kill jedi he did. It was so disrespectful too, that man wasn’t dueling he was straight up slaughtering them 😭

POOR Jecki though i am devastated!!. She stood her own so well against the both of them and i’m so sad to see her go, Yord too, i know i said i loved the episode but that doesn’t mean i can’t also be sad about them killing off the entire cast lmfao. In my opinion it was a great choice but a very tough choice nonetheless, and i’m interested to see where the show goes now that the cast has been reduced so severely

Also Sol going for the beheading was such a cold scene, you could really feel the anger, i may or may not have yelled DO IT at my screen

there are two wolves inside me, one really likes Qimir and one really likes Sol

i really am rambling but i loved this episode, I’ve been enjoying the shows tone, i think the only part i haven’t really liked is Mae, i don’t quite understand her motivations yet and her flip flopping every episode is sorta losing me but it don’t matter because Qimir is cool as fuck and expect art of him..

and i feel like i need to add a disclaimer down here even tho i haven’t seen too many haters on tumblr, my page won’t tolerate hate towards the show, we are here to chat about what we enjoy, i know i mentioned my dislikes very briefly but that isn’t an excuse to comment negatively abt the show, this is a positive place 🫵

[socheckitout-mikey]

This maybe kind of a dumb question, but say one of the greasers were to get married, what would everyone wear and how would everyone act?!

heya birdie! this isn’t a dumb question at all, but i had to really think about it. thanks for requesting it tho! my best friend @brideofcthulhu10 helped me with this one as i was stuck. so go show her some love, tho she writes for The Lost Boys! (: i hope you enjoy what i’ve written bc it’s a right mess! - mae

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One of the Gang Getting Married Hc’s:

° Alrighty, let’s be real, it’s either Sodapop or Steve who’s getting married first.

° Just bc Johnny’s too afraid to speak to girls after the whole Sylvia ordeal. Though he’d be a likely candidate if he found someone real swell!

° Two-bit seems like another likely candidate, though, in my personal opinion, he doesn’t seem to be incredibly serious about Kathy or likely to be the type to be serious and settle down any time soon. He’s definitely the flirtatious type and doesn’t take relationships too seriously, which is just Two-bit: Though I don’t think he’s the type to flirt and mess around with other girls out of being malicious, he just seems to be the type to not adhere himself to things like Sodapop or Steve. But with the right person, he’s serious.

° Dally is definitely out of the question, particularly at the moment. I doubt he’s looking to be tied down by anyone any time soon and the thought probably freaks him out a little. Though, that’s just my own personal opinion. To me, he just doesn’t seem like the marrying type, especially not atm.

° Pony’s just too young and awkward. I view him as the baby still, no matter how old he’d be. I’m not even going into more detail lol.

° And poor old Darry! He’s so busy and tired, there’s no damn time for him to look into dating! Even though he’d be psyched to if he could. But he never thinks about that sorta stuff because Darry’s a busy, grouchy man; and rightly so!

° I believe that Steve would be one of the first to marry because of the fact that him and Evie seemed to be quite serious in the book from what I understood. They’ve got a relationship that’s clearly going strong, and it must’ve lasted for awhile since at one point he got arrested and she cried about it, staying faithful. She also seems to be someone that Soda and the other’s get along with.

° But for this piece, I’m choosing Sodapop! Now, I know y’all will be thinking that he’d have some major trust issues after Sandy, and you’re honestly not wrong. He would!

° However, I think that Soda deserves a lucky break and for something to go right for him for once! So, let’s say he’s met his soulmate and everything’s just gone all swell! He’s popped the question in the most thoughtful and romantic way possible, bc it’s our Soda we’re talkin’ about!

° He’s gonna be nervous asf and Steve’s the one to calm him down bc let’s face it, he’s his best man! The little pep talks that’ll happen before it oh my gosh!

° Soda and the other boys are pretty casual, and honestly, I’m leaning towards it just being a smaller wedding. Sodapop wants people that you both love there: Nothing to spoil the event, and quite frankly, it goes perfect.

° The wedding probably occurs in a small local church if that’s what you guys have decided, but afterwards, you guys would probably have drinks and food back at the house, where everyone’s dressed a little more fancier than usual.

° Or the wedding is a small one in your backyard, but it’s still just as special.

° I note this just because they’re greasers and they don’t have much, but they know how to have fun and how to make this day special. It’s about the feeling, not about the material grandness of the day!

° At least that’s what you keep reassuring Soda with, because you can tell he feels a little guilty about not being able to give you what a Soc could. But that’s not why you’re marrying him, right? You’re marrying him because you both bring out the best in each other!

° Well, during the wedding, there was a lot of hollering and grinning from the boys, something that was making Soda blush up a storm!

° I mean, even Dally and Two-bit are taking it seriously. The pair dressed up as snazzy as they could, joking that they’re looking as fine as ever to take away the beautiful bride!

° Darry may or may not have had to hold Sodapop back from launching cake at them both.

° Ponyboy’s grinning from ear to ear! He’s geeking out so hard because he loves you to pieces and he’s never had a sister: So having you be more of a prominent figure in his life is going to make him really happy!

° Darry’s just so happy that there’s someone to calm Soda down and settle him out: Keep his head right on his shoulders. If that’s not the case, he’s happy that Soda’s got someone just as nuts as him! Though, he feels horrible for you because of all the experimentation that you’ll encounter within regards to food.

° Steve loves you big time! He’s gonna miss his best friend, but he’s happy that he’s marrying someone so understanding and amazing. You also get on very well with Evie which is a bonus!

° Johnny’s the first to get a dance with you after Soda, and he’s blushing the whole time. You’re probably the only girl that he talks to, but obviously not in that sense. He likes you so much because you’re always getting him candy and giving him a good cooked meal, a listening ear and comfort. He thinks you’re a really sweet girl and suit Soda.

° Dallas is happy for his buddy. Although married life isn’t too much his style, he’s happy to see Sodapop finally catch a break with someone who’ll treat him right. He constantly jokes that he’s gonna pick you up and it bugs Soda a lot but Dally’s only joking.

° Two-bit’s a people person, so he gels along with you quite well and makes you laugh so hard. You also make Two-bit laugh a lot. You’re both practically joined to the hip! Two-bit’s always flirting with you, but he flirts with just about anyone.

° Definitely the one who offered to elope to Mexico with you and got a curt smack to the back of his head by Darry!

° Alright, so the gang got you a really terrible fake gift for your married life which made you two end up laughing once they brought out the real thing. It was something practical and pretty expensive since they’d all pitched in to get you guys something good because you both deserve it. Soda cried like a baby!

° There’s a ton of dancing and it’s kinda cringe. The gang dancing together makes Ponyboy and Johnny want to crawl under the floorboards like; “OH MY GOD SODA STOP DANCING LIKE DAD!”

° Darry even dances and ya boii sweeps you off your feet and you’re kinda gobsmacked because who’s switched him out for the alien?!

° Idk what else to say really, they’re all just happy for you both! The gang won’t make anything dramatic, and any drama that does occur, it’s quick to be laughed over bc they’re all pretty laid back. They wouldn’t really let anyone else shit talk you guys.

° Besides, Two-bit’s there and able to diffuse any odd tension with a joke.

° It’s the best day/night of your lives.

° Y’all got so drunk oh my god.

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[kalosstarters]

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

OK before progressing, I have to mention that I have some pretty strong opinions on certain things so if you can’t deal with that, do not read. This is a long post.

@fairy-amy

Favorite character: 

EDUWARDO ELRICU (I don’t care how it should actually be written, that’s how I hear it) ♥ You’ve come to see how much I’ve learned to like him... But seriously, what’s there not to love? He’s brave, he’s badass, he has dealt with some absolutely awful things, but somehow still manages to keep going (well, these are things that a lot of shounen heroes are, but still he /doesn’t/ feel like just another shounen hero, nope), he’s super duper determined (to the point of being stubborn), and despite doing some “Robin Hood-esque” things (such as the mine incident in the first vol of manga) and claiming that God must hate him for his sins, he’s actually the purest thing I’ve ever seen and has really strong morals (hello?? He didn’t even want to kill the mass murderers in lab 5?? And only used the philosopher’s stone when he /absolutely/ had to i.e. when he was in Gluttony’s stomach). HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HIS MOTHER’S SMILE AGAIN AND CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A _5_-year-old (I think he was 11 when the bad stuff TM happened??) for wanting to do that?? He’s also super smart and the fact that he was the youngest state alchemist ever tells something. He’s also both short and short tempered and honestly those are both things that I can personally relate to, and sarcastic and funny yet also super caring even though he’s bad at showing it... He always puts his important people’s happiness before his and he feels super guilty about Al losing his body AND AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE’S HELP THE POOR BOY until finally he faces Truth on Promised Day and says that he has all these people on his side and ahhh man I love him. He is by no means a perfect character, he makes mistakes and sometimes says shit he shouldn’t, but that makes him feel even more realistic (As realistic as a shounen hero can feel. I would also lie if I said I didn’t like his design, Winry is a lucky girl). OK that was the story of why I love Edward Elric, /in brief/.

Least Favorite character: 

Kimblee. Honestly. I feel the other “bad guys” in FMA at least have some kind of motive to do whatever they are doing, but Kimblee states (at least in FMAB, I don’t remember if this line was in the manga) that he’s killing out of sheer “fun” of killing. Soo yeah. And he’s just gross and manipulative and ugh.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

Do I have more than 3 fma ships? I’m not sure. But my OTP is obviously EdWin, from childhood friends to lovers is always a good trope and even though they bicker a lot, to me it feels they actually enjoy it. Seriously, if you just look behind those wrench throwing scenes (that are just poor slapstick humor and should not be taken too seriously), they actually share a lot of really sweet moments. Ed praising Winry for how amazing she did as a midwife (and always remembering to mention how amazing his mechanic is), Winry being inspired by Ed’s determination when she saw what’s inside Ed’s clock, Ed stopping Winry from shooting Scar because “her hands are meant to heal” (just fuck. me. up), the hand holding and comforting each other when they find out about Hughes, “I’ll make you cry tears of joy”, Ed sneakily holding Winry after she helped Scar in Briggs, which is something that assdsdg I can’t deal with because ughhh that boy so rarely shows physical affection and I’m just a freaking sucker for that kind of stuff, Ed thinking about Winry when he almost died, Winry thinking about Ed when she almost died, THE FREAKING LAST SCENE WHICH WAS SO AWKWARD AND SO ADORABLE AND SO THEM AND AHHH I AM SOO GLAD IT HAPPENED (tho I still would have liked to see a kiss but who cares THESE TWO ARE CANONICALLY MARRIED AND WITH AT LEAST TWO KIDS BUT MOST LIKELY MORE BC duh that’s even what Arakawa herself has said!!! Hnnnnghh I love them ;_____; Oh and I forgot to mention that Winry literally helped Ed to walk again, building Ed automail when she was only 11 and helping him also in other ways and asafdsg (Also how would I not find Ed blushing fiercely (and occasionally reciting the periodic table) when someone hints that something is going on between these two or when something remotely intimate happens between them adorable?? Also the scene in which Winry gets mad at Al because he doesn’t understand Ed’s feelings somehow hits me hard because it’s such a ‘supportive girlfriend’ thing to do from her!!) Really who even cares about my other ships after that unnecessarily long rant?? I also like Roy/ai and Al/mei but really I’m not like most of the people in this fandom who seem to think that the first mentioned of those two is the best thing ever. They are sweet, but I think the fandom’s opinion of them has put me off a bit, and I see them as that couple who will never /really/ be a couple anyway, because of the unfortunate circumstances. Al/mei is cute, but we see quite little of them to make me feel super strongly about them. I suppose for example Maes and Gracia and Ling and Lan Fan and Trisha and Hohenheim are good ships as well but I’m not quite on the “I’m gonna read fics about them” level with them yet.

Character I find most attractive: 

ehhhhhhhh. Older Ed. Yes. That is not a question tbh (the other side of me wants to mention older Winry here as well :P)

Character I would marry:

oh I /would/ marry Ed if he was real and of my age (and not married to Winry lmao). Not gonna lie. (honestly tho Al would probably be a nicer husband but with Ed it would never be boring)

Character I would be best friends with: 

my answers are starting to sound kinda boring, but Winry is definitely friend material. She goes through so much but still is so supportive of others and does not want to sit around when she could be doing something to help. Plsss people appreciate her more. (Sheska would be a cool friend as well, I can relate to her wanting to read so much)

A random thought: 

getting to see people’s opinions on fma and its characters has made me a bit shocked. I can’t believe some characters and ships (even canon ones) are seen so negatively while some others, that I would /not/ expect people to see positively, are surprisingly popular. This fandom makes me want to not be in it, I can’t lie about that. But to compensate a bit, I have to mention that I have also met a few super amazing people who have been so nice to me and who do amazing art and write amazing fics (INABD is the best thing ever) and ahhh I am /so/ glad I know about those things and those people. So at the end of the day, I guess the positives still win the negatives. An unpopular opinion:

I’d say it’s pretty unpopular to ship edwin more than roy/ai. So that’s one. I also don’t think Winry is annoying. That’s another one. Hmm this post is already so long that maybe I will not go more in-depth with this answer.

My canon OTP: 

EDWIN. I probably don’t have to say more than I already said Non-canon OTP: 

hmmmm... Roy/ai? I mean they are sorta canon but also not, if canon means being married and stuff.

Most bad*** character: name one character in fma who isn’t badass? Like Ed is the first to come to my mind but really there are so many other badass characters in it that it would be wrong to mention just one. OK let me say Izumi because that woman /kicks ass/ and she even survived Briggs alone which is not something many people would be able to do. So Izumi.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Ro**d. Ew. Why fandom why. I will never understand this. Even if you do age Ed up (and if you don’t, it’s pedo/philia), I see many problems there and yeah I’m not even gonna go there. If someone wants an in-detail analysis on that, ask :P (they say you shouldn’t bash other people’s ships but I don’t feel the need to accept pedo/ships. That’s all.)

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): 

Of course manga/brohood is not perfect but I don’t really feel badly about any of the characters. Maybe I would have like to see more of emotional Ed in this version as well (as I know 03 digs more to the emotional side) but other than that I don’t really feel any character was ‘screwed up’ in the way that is meant in this question. Favourite friendship: 

Ed and Al are the most important relationship in fma so it would be wrong to not mention it. They are precious. But like, Roy and Maes?? And the sibling like relationship of Winry and Elicia? And Parental!Riza and Ed. And many others!

[zpidey-sense]

Dark Night: the start of it all.

Important, backstory, please read: backstory of Dark Night. / 

Next Issue. Dark Night: Mae Odindaughter or Lokidaughter

Uh hi! I got this idea from re-watching Thor: The Dark World after also watching Homecoming in the cinema, this movie totally made my obsession with Peter Parker even more strong than before and I don’t know I have a strong imagination so these ideas just came to my mind and well fuck yes… I just needed to write it somewhere and have it posted cause it was honestly driving me nuts lol, I’ve already written some fics in Wattpad but in spanish so yes this is gonna be a lot different for me uhm… well I hope someone is reading this and I’m not talking to no one, so just… enjoy lol!

Description: in the middle of the convergence, Mae, a 13 year old girl finds herself trapped in the middle of all the chaos while falling into various wormholes allowing her to travel through the Nine Realms without actually having control of it. Almost at the end of her weird and hurtful journey she crashed herself into what was an important ceremony and stole a great power without really knowing what it was, or how it actually happened. Finally entering in another wormhole to end in a place she has never ever seen before… but always imagined of.

Warnings for the whole fic: yes, a lot. Strong language such as cursing, violence of course, death, also spoilers for all the MCU movies already released, and also a lot of fluff cause yeah lol I love fluff. AND ANGST.

Note: maybe some chapters will be written on third person.

Also, here is my masterlist! If you’re interested.

Playlist:

-Woodkid - Run Boy Run

Next Issue

November 14, 2013.

I didn’t feel like coming today, at all. I just wanted to stay in my bed and get cozy the whole day, here it was boring, this place was boring, my classmates were even more boring and this stupid ‘’learning trip’’ was boring as well, just fucking dull. I wanted to leave as soon as possible and I was not even just talking about this place… I wanted to leave the school, and London... and maybe even the world… the world that by the way was changing so fast and not even our teachers could explain us what was happening, actually no one older than me knew how to explain it.

But I still wanted to know.

I tried to read, to take information from every place possible because we weren’t alone in the world anymore, I mean we have never been alone but now it was totally confirmed, and we indeed need more knowledge. I needed more knowledge… but every time I tried to stay up late to find out more, someone would find me out of the bed in the computer’s classroom and made me go to sleep again.

Getting in hell of troubles for wanting to learn more than they taught me, can you believe?

I hated that school, I hated that place where I was trapped in for some years more… but mostly, I hated my teachers, or guardians as they liked to call theirselves, with my whole soul. They were full rubbish.

Agh, I just needed to leave.

‘’Mae! Watch o…’’

‘‘Bloody hell!!’’, I screamed falling in the dirt with my face crashing right in it, some of my classmates laughing at my actions and some just letting out annoyed noises. They hated me, but again I thought they were arses.

‘‘Language!’’, Miss Payne said passing right by me without even offering me any type of help.

‘’But I just fuc… fell and…’’, but I stopped mid sentence when I saw Miss Payne-in-the-ass’ expression. ‘’Watch out your language miss Mae or…’’, and she didn’t even need to finish that sentence, because she knew I already knew what she meant.

No more trips to the library on Saturdays, and oh no that couldn’t happen.

‘‘Alright… sorry’‘, I let out really low, rolling my eyes now sitting in the grass while she just kept walking with all of my classmates following her like lost puppies. I was actually trying real hard not to cry while bitting my lip, my left cheek was starting to sting meanwhile I could feel some blood coming out of my knee. 

Perfect, could this day get any worse?

‘’Always in the moon, Mae’’, Shane suddenly said while offering me his hand, I kind of like could see the half smile his lips were forming, kind of like cause my view was getting blurred pretty quickly by some tears.

I hated to cry, I didn’t want to cry and less in front of Shane even though he is the only one that has ever seen me cry. And awkwardly comforted me about it.

‘’I should start calling you Moony instead of Mae, huh’’, Shane commented on a funny way while helping me stand up.

‘’Ugh, shut up please’’, I let out on an unexpected cracked voice.

‘’Are you alright though?’’, Shane said not on a funny tone anymore, just… worried. I think he is worried.

‘’Of course I’m alright’’, I assured him while cleaning my eyes and my cheeks with my hands on a kind of hard way, feeling them sting more than before ‘’it was just a dumb fall ha’’, he looked at me pretty unsure but I just smiled.

‘’Come on Shane, I’m fine!’‘, but he looked me again now from head to toe, stopping his eyes on my knee. I could feel my knee burning and more blood coming out of it.

‘’I’m fine! Let’s go, we are missing out in our education’’, I said laughing on a sarcastic tone, as which he responded laughing on the same way.

We just chain our arms together and started to walk to where our classmates were, my knee was hurting terribly as I kept walking but I ignored it the best I could, just as I did with every pain or trouble that appeared in my life.

We were at Greenwich, about to learn every thing about the university and about the time or something like that, I believe… I wasn’t paying that much attention in our way here, anyway. Shane was right, I was always in the moon but how couldn’t I? with so many things happening I just couldn’t stop thinking, and focusing in just one thing was way too hard.

We were following Miss Payne and our guide, Ryland through the halls, hearing them talk and talk about the lesson while Miss Payne kept repeating us to take mental notes for our upcoming test. And I swear to god if she kept mentioning that bloody phrase again I would throw myself into The Thames that happened to be just right in front of us.

‘’Woah that’s actually quite cool’’, I heard Shane whispering in my ear, making me look at him confused. ‘’You’re not paying any attention, aren’t you?’’, I just could laugh in response giving him a short not really as an answer.

‘’You’re the wo…’’ but a really, really loud sound stopped him mid sentence and made us all turn our heads fastly to see where it came from, or what was the thing that produced it.

‘’What in the bloody hell!?’’, Miss Payne shouted making all of us, including our poor guide, look at her on a surprised way. Totally missing out on what was happening outside.

‘’Language?’’, I let out in a sarcastic tone, earning me some laughs from my classmates and a bad look from Miss Payne making her point at me while frowning.

‘’Grounded’’.

‘’But…’’, but as soon as I tried to protest another loud sound happened but this time quickly followed by… an earthquake?, making all of us run to the nearest window to watch the people run and scream outside while…

What the hell was that?!?

A huge, HUGE ship, or what I could describe as a ship... or well, more like space ship to be honest, was getting right in the middle of the garden outside us, breaking the ground as the ship made its way in the middle of it. Not even caring about the people or the place it was casually destroying, not caring about anything at all because it was obviously out of this world.

Immediately some of my classmates started to run away while Miss Payne tried to go behind them, on the other hand I of course stayed with Shane, but also Ryland and Maisie, a girl from my class that seemed too shocked to even move.

‘‘Do you think Thor is in there?’‘, Shane asked out loud, clearly showing excitement in his eyes and his voice. But Ryland’s laugh made us look at him as that ship slowly stopped, ‘‘I don’t think Thor would be coming to destroy one of the most iconic universities in the world, kids’‘.

‘‘Bollocks, as if Thor cared’‘, I let out rolling my eyes while crossing my arms, ‘‘even though… what if those are Chitauris?’‘, I asked trying not to sound as mortified as I actually was.

‘‘I really hope is Thor, tho’‘, Shane whispered next to me. He was a big fan of The Avengers.

‘‘Well… whatever it is, we are about to find out mates, because something is coming down in that… elevator?’’, Maisie suddenly said, making us look outside the window again. And she was right, we didn’t know what it was but… it didn’t feel like Thor.

And mates? Did she really call us mates, since when we were that for her?

‘‘I think we should go…’‘, Ryland started backing away, walking to the nearest exit. I was about to call him a chicken when I released his look wasn’t outside the window or in us, but at the end of the hallway.

I looked at it… and immediately started walking back with Shane like Ryland was doing too, some… things were coming and they didn’t look happy or friendly at all, meanwhile when we were almost at the exit I realised Maisie wasn’t with us but instead she was standing in the same place as before like not being able to move.

‘‘huh, Maisie…’‘ I was about to walk back to her but when one of those things threw her a spear that landed right in the middle of her chest I couldn’t help but scream really loud and start running away from those things.

Shane luckily took my hand on a kind of hard way making me run harder, even with tears in my eyes and the death of Maisie repeating itself over and over in my mind I couldn’t stop running, not with those things after us.

Because they just killed her with a fucking spear, meaning they could definitely kill us too.

‘‘That’s not Thor, definitely not Thor’‘, Shane screamed while guiding me through the halls. We could hear people screaming and I didn’t know what was keeping me from screaming as well. Maybe I was just in shock.

‘‘What if it’s Loki’‘, I let out, trying to think on an explanation while running, ‘‘I fucking hate Loki’‘.

‘‘No, you don’t’‘, Shane reminded me while suddenly stopping and then opening a door. I couldn’t stop looking back while we entered through the door. We were at the library or what seemed to be the room where people studied. Everyone was looking outside just like us some seconds ago, assholes.

‘‘What are you doing?! You should run’’, I screamed at them oddly at the same time as a woman that was just a bit ahead of us.

‘‘No way! Thor its outside with his hammer and all’‘, a boy with his phone in hand shouted making me somehow run again, but now even harder just wanting to go out of there, well I had to admit I wanted to see Thor.

‘‘Mae!’‘, Shane screamed because I let go of his hand, frowning at me. ‘‘What?! I wanna see Thor! Don’t you?’‘, I admitted while running harder and just blushing a little bit. He just seemed really mad.

I pushed out the door and stepped outside, but something was wrong. I felt weirdly and softly trapped by something when suddenly I didn’t feel the ground under my feet anymore and… holy fuck, I was falling off.

I couldn’t help my self but to kind of start screaming, I looked around and I found my self caught up in some kind of fire, I just could feel the heat of the flames around me being way too strong. Everything was on fire, everything was burning and I was sure I wasn’t in earth anymore.

I stupidly tried to grab myself from something as I kept falling off of wherever the fuck I was, but all I ended up doing was burning my hand while the ground was coming closer and closer… and oh my, what the hell was that thing?

But even before I could start detailing up what was that thing looking right at me with burning and mad eyes I felt my self getting trapped again in what seemed to be an invisible thing, a... a wormhole, it’s the term that seemed to describe it the most.

And then after some seconds I just fell in another… world? Because that’s what wormholes are supposed to do right? But after I knew what was happening my body collided against the cold ground of wherever I was.

Everything was dark, and really cold, like really really cold. I started to feel my knee bleed even more while my body was hurting like hell. I put my burnt hand agaisnt the floor to stand up again and somehow I felt relief, feeling how the cold ground helped my wound.

But again even before I could stand up right, something behind me made a sound that wasn’t too much of a relief, it was actually terrifying. I slowly look back and, oh shit… I didn’t hesitate to start running immediately, feeling as whatever that thing was, it was going right behind me. I couldn’t even see where was I going or where the fuck I even was, everything was too dark and too cold, I already started feeling how the air in my lungs wasn’t enough and… holy shit, a cliff.

I stopped just in the right time, in the edge of the cliff and almost falling off when that thing roared and even kind of laughed behind me, I really didn’t want to die… and all I could think of to save me was jumping right off the cliff to what seemed to be… the space?

I didn’t really know and I wasn’t sure, and my heart was racing but I did it, I didn’t have time so I just jumped while closing my eyes real tight before I could take my decision back.

And before I knew it I wasn’t there anymore, I noticed when a warmer air hit my skin suddenly making me open my eyes again and look around. It kind of looked like earth, it kind of was like a landscape but I was going too fast and I couldn’t stop myself from falling right above the roof of a hut, beaking it almost instantly and hitting my head agaisnt the floor when I landed in the dirt.

Twice in a day, well that must be a record.

I was still concious and I knew I was smashing something with my body, it felt really weird, and kind of warm but I wasn’t sure of what it was. The hit in my head making me feel dizzy and about to throw up, besides what the fuck was that terrible smell?

I decided to look around and then under me, I was inside the hut and the thing under me looked like tomato, but it definitely didn’t smell like it. I just tried to stand up and after a few tries I finally did it, still feeling dizzy and extremely hurt. No one was inside the hut, thanks god because again I was pretty sure this wasn’t earth.

I walked out of the hut on a really slow way when the sound of some jets makes me look up at the sky. I could see Greenwich but through a fucking hole in the bloody sky, and a couple more of places I didn’t know what those were. I kept on walking when that, now familiar, sensation comes back again. Going instantly to another world.

I was now falling backwards and all I could see was the sky, but something about it made it all familiar… I tried to look around when I noticed I was in Greenwich, I was in London, I was in earth!

But I was falling and if I didn’t stop I was pretty sure I was going to die hitting the ground on a really hard way, and oh I was sure that wasn’t a nice dead. But I didn’t know what to do and I was sure I couldn’t stop that from happening so I just closed my eyes, hoping for the best to happen when out of nowhere that familiar feeling came back.

This new wormhole made me fell right into the ground in an unexpected softer way than I thought I would do, while I could feel the flames surrounding me again, standing up incredibly fast as I felt some stares right above me. They were in flames, but those things looked just as confused as I was, but my instant reaction was to walk back and away of them of course, and just before I knew I was falling off, rolling down a hill while I was covering myself in dirt and sand.

I wasn’t in the world of flames anymore.

I didn’t know where I was but before I could even detail it good I was falling into another portal, or wormhole, or whatever that thing was again, and it felt way more different than the others… or was I just dying?

My body was incredibly bruised, I was incredibly hurt from all the hits and falls, I could feel my heart racing while my chest was going up and down faster than I’ve ever seen before, also a lot of blood was coming out from a lot of places in my body. But somehow in between all of that weird chaos I could feel peace, I didn’t know where the hell I was again but somehow it was all in slow motion.

Or at least that’s how I was feeling.

The place was dark, but really, really warm and I was falling off but someway I was also kind of hovering in the space, in the middle of the air. I suddenly felt so, so tired so all I could do was close my eyes, and I knew I was actually ready to die, or whatever the hell was gonna happen now.

When suddenly a light, a really strong light made me open my eyes again. And right there is when I could hear it, it was people… screaming, crying, surprised and also someone screaming even louder than all of them, ‘‘stop her’‘ the voice cried multiple times.

Stop who? Me?

But before I could watch down to see who the fuck was screaming like that a really strong and excruciating pain stung me right in the middle of my collar bones, making me scream while I arched my back in total pain.

Tears were coming out of my eyes without me being able to control it and all I could think of was on how horrible, lonely and painful my death was going to be, but just before I could feel, see or hear something else I felt that familiar feeling, taking me to another world again.

Now I really didn’t have control. I still could feel my heart racing while I was falling down in the space, actually rolling in the air, it wasn’t earth, it wasn’t the fire place or the super cold one… it somehow reminded me of something. The last thing I could see was something that reminded me of a rainbow, but just like that I just passed ot.

HOLY FUCK.

That was the only thing I could think of while my heart was still racing like crazy and I tried to breath, but I couldn’t do it. I finally noticed that I wasn’t able to breath because I was under water, and it was incredibly cold and shit I was dying.

That pain didn’t go away, it was instead even harder than it was before and it felt like millions of stabs against my skin, I tried to swim out of the water but I couldn’t because I realised I was in too deep and I was never a really good swimmer, I actually couldn’t even see the light of the sun… just… a light coming right... right out of me?

I tried to see where was it coming from, my chest? It was my phone? Why was my phone still working under water and how did it end up there?

And I stupidly tried to breath again as I touched my chest to see what was that, even though I knew I couldn’t because I was still under water, feeling how my lungs filled slowly with water. Why wasn’t I dead already.

I started to feel weird, it was extremely painful but again it was weird… because I was feeling really strong somehow but also really weak… until my eyes started to close down slowly, even if I didn’t want, even if I was fighting back trying to swim again.

But then, it was all darkness.

I suddenly took a deep breath, starting to cough out all the water I had in my lungs while trying to see who was the person pulling me out of the water, also dragging me through the floor while making my body ache even more. I could feel the rocks brushing against my skin, some of them even opening my skin.

I couldn’t make it out. I just could hear them talking, but I really didn’t care I was just glad I was alive.

‘‘What the hell is she wearing?’‘, one of them laughed out loud.

‘‘I don’t have idea, but it looks hideous’‘, I didn’t even had the energy to make a comeback when I just looked up hoping to see the blue sky, instead of that seeing something even more beautiful and relaxing, the rainbow thing even more bright and closer than before, just to pass out all over again some seconds later.

[isaacathom]

why the fuck all these sorcerers old maes of rothbarts, huh. and whythe fuck do they always turn her into a swan. like, ok, clavius or w/e the fuck from the second movie gets a pass because it was odettes idea (and, again, i love odette, so im all for it. and it was a good plan). zelda has no excuse. did she not know about this. why would you turn her into a BIRD. WHO CAN /FLY/. why not like... a fucking turtle or smth. slow as fuck. stck in a cave in a mountain. she cant do shit. or is it that odettes just got that swan magic shit stuck on her from rothbart so its just swans all the way down. since i GUESS zelda and clavius are both weaker than rothbart, which makes them weird villains actually. like why would i give a shit about rothbarts apprentice if the one time derek met rothbart he killed him after like, idk, a 5 minute fight? yea derek nearly died but thats an average sunday for him. thats how it is. shot him once he died. this isnt complex.

also on the revive thing. that was why i didnt like the third movie. if we say the first one is ‘good’ (certainly not a bad childrens film, obvs). the second movie does enough new that its not just a retread. odette turning into a swan by her own choice, despite the risks, and her saving derek, and her not dying (tho jean bob did, which i did not remember happening, but ok). and it showed a development in the relationship. and encouraged ol dere-boy to appreciate his wife and mother sometimes. thats good. happy for the guy.

then you cut to movie three and dereks just lying to his wife despite the fact she has VERY REASONABLE objections to keeping dark magic shit lying around, given that she straight up died because of it once. she’s in the right here. derek is noble, perhaps, but an absolute idiot. then odette gets captured again, fuck me, then she gets rescued, again, and then instantly gets fucking killed by a fireball. well i mean fuck i guess. then she comes back even though she defintiely straight up died. in movie 1 you can wiggle the timing of it, held her last breath outta the power of love or whatever, but swan!odette got struck by a fireball and woulda crashed into the ground below, fucking her Right up. she straight up dead. so what the fuck gives. how the fuck is she back? which bitch is magic here. did derek fucking call upon dark magic to revive his wife? i have questions. also its just boring.

ok whats movie 4. christmas? THEIR FIRST CHRISTMAS???? youre telling me that the first three movies take place over the span of less than a year??? and season wise, probably like.. 6 months, tops? what the fuck? jesus. that paints derek in a bad fucking light, i tell ya. fucks him right up. god dammit derek. ‘chest with an r on it’ where did it come from? who put it there? ubertas castle isnt the same castle as the one derek has, since derek’s used to be rothbarts. that was a plot point. if i was gonna find some soul box of rothbarts, itd be in rothbarts old castle. so... why is it in ubertas? is my question? ok.

rothbart did you learn NOTHING from the first movie. stop turning her into a fucking swan. you fucking idiot what the fuck. god dammit. oh, so finally derek dies? took em 4 movies and 20 years. there we go. and is revived by the sprit of chr- oh my god. ok lets not worry about the christmas movie. whats the next one.

ok so i guess the reason she keeps going swan is because shes the Swan Princess. as like, an entity. she didnt become it because of rothbart, she was always it, like, spiritually? prophetically? ok. fine. shouldnt a stopped rothbart clipping her wings or whatever. and she is straight up magic? alright. fair. i buy that. it explains a lot. and the dark arts just straight up try to set her on fire? hardcore. but then you kill some random peasants instead. thats awkward.

ok honestly i think i just flat out dont understand what the 5th movie is about beyond like, prophecies, scullions (the fuck is a scullion? squirrels? ok. also the surname of an australian senator, how bout that) and like.... some shit. dunno what the fucks up with that but ok. we’ll just uh. leave that one. at least i didnt have to imagine odette and derek fucking because given how old i was when i watched the first movie im not sure i ever want to think about that (naturally now i have to. oh boy)

‘scully in ghost form’ ok we’ve gone off the rails here, i think. more fucking ghosts. but like, ghost animals. one who everyone can see? which sort of renders his death in the last film a bit moot, if he sticks around anyway. at least in the original three, people got REVIVED by like, Love or something. poor scully doesnt even get that. just has to be a ghost instead. far out.

oh piss off lads theyre like 12. no romance for the 12 year olds please.

‘uberta, still in love’ didnt uberta and rodgers confess in movie 4 or something. or did we all just sort of not deal with that. its not like they died or anything to wipe their memories. so why wouldnt they still be in love, is what im saying. im confused by this statement. oh my bad i skimmed, she fell in love with some other idiot. alright uberta. go for it i Guess. he’s probably some dark mage but alright dont worry about it.

‘count antonios submarine’ his what? his What? no straight up, his what? they have SUBMARINES????? but??? what?????? ? someone more up to date on swan princess lore, how does he have a submarine????? the tech level has been like, solid pre-victorian before this, right. like medieval english shit. where the fuck did he get a SUBMARINE. A SUBMARINE. what the fuck. ? like i know that the ‘reboot’ or 3d movies are kinda weird for the canon just in general but ? a submarine??? lads.

‘now called prince lucas’ it has not been adequately explained to me why this is. are these wikipedia pages written by children? im very confused. why would he be a prince. alise i get, she was adopted, but lucas still has parents. yea he was given up for adoption at some point, but he’s fine now. so. yknow. ? pardon. wouldnt just giving him a title like Lord or smth make more sense, narratively. like the whole thing earlier was that he felt about his status difference with alise (despite alise being an ex-peasant too? but thats fair) so wouldnt like, giving him a lord title or smth fit that without making No fucking sense. is there some other kingdom now? that he a prince of? wikipedia i need answers.

ok i saw the cover for the 8th movie and what the Fuck did they do to derek. no. my man. what the fuck.

something about that face is viscerally distressing to me. they havent put him on a over since movie 5, probably matching his uh. completely fucking irrelevance. but Oof. keep him off the cover, maybe. what the fuck. im wounded. also the fact yuri lowenthal voices reboot derek still fucks me up even though i have never heard him in the role. as you can tell. by me reading the wikipedia descriptions of all movies post original trilogy. oof.

so, Z’s huh. is that right. Z’s. ok so, first, Zorro. second, there is literally a character whose name starts with Z already part of the canon, that being Zelda from the third movie. she’s dead as fuck, but the track record here prevents nothing.

‘ghost rope’ mhm. ‘glass is the only thing that can hold a ghost’ i cant tell if this contradicts the ghost box from movie 4 or not but i feel like it does. i feel like everything i was just told about ghost mechanics contradicts the 4th movie in some way. then again the fucking rothbart box is just a ??? where did that come from. who put that there. did the fucking forbidden arts manifest it. lads? the box confuses me, still, and its been like 15 minutes since i read that page anyway, at LEAST.

so, ghost rope. and the Z’s are N’s. oh ok. cool.

ok again, the submarine. why is there a submarine. i cant handle that.

ok so what ive learnt is that the first two movies are probably the most cohesive, and at the stretch the first four are probably a decent set. basically, the first movie is fine, and you can watch any up until 4 with it still basically making sense (bar the FUcking Ghost Box???? what the fuck). decently cohesive on plot alone. the 3d jump for movie 4 is good reason to cut it out, but if you dont give a shit then thats fine, right.

everything after 4 is just a ??? ok.

a fucking submarine, REALLY