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The other day I was talking with some friends about Supa Strikas (and with that I mean, I was talking about Supa Strikas and they had to endure it.) And the conversation made me cackle. so here are some highlights. Me: I really don't like the Technicali uniforms. Friend: So that's why you drew that guy without it. Me: ....LISTEN- - Me: His name is Chuck T. Chipperson Friend: ooooh, I like that name! other friend: Don't give him ideas. Friend: Hey, all I'm saying is I always need names for Avonvale characters (for context: Avonvale is a personal project that friend is working on, which is a very whimsical, cute fantasy setting. And I'm in love with it). - Me: *shows picture of Don Aldo* Look at that hairstyle. Friend: Oh, a tiara fringe. Me: ... That's honestly a pretty accurate description of that hairstyle. - *Still on topic of Don Aldo* Friend: It looks like he's wearing a bald cap that is a size too small. Other friend: Bald caps come in different sizes? Friend: This is why they should.
me before i dragged you into this hellhole with dumb football boi agsjsjfbsjfjsjrbsbf
but god these conversations between your friends is absolutely amazing! they got you there with the technicali uniforms daeling! although, i honestly would draw (or strip) those dumb bois off those uniforms too because its so damn hideous
love how you also just show off don aldo and his ridiculous fucking hair style. you have been shaming this samba dancing lad even in your supa strikas fic and i am just honestly fucking cackling. i cant blame you tho because jesus christ that man needs to go to the salon asap!
also, your friend is absolutely fucking hilarious with them saying don aldo's hair style (if you can call it one) as a "tiara fringe" and also just the bald caps but ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf and i wish them the best of luck in that project they are working on! seems very interesting and im always a sucker for fantasy type fiction
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Title: When the Night is Over Chapter: 1 of ? Pairing: Alfred Pennyworth (The Batman 2022) x F!OC Rating: E Word Count: 4.1K
Summary:Â After the flood, Dulce looks to do her part to help Gotham heal and hopes to bring change to the city. As a wealthy designer thereâs little she can do, but when she becomes privy to the identity of the Batman, she seizes the opportunity to help the caped crusader. With her close to Bruce, Alfred Pennyworth fears she has ulterior motives for the vigilante, but little does he know who she really has eyes for. Dulce learns what itâs like to live a double life and the sacrifices it takes to save a city.
Tags: post-The Batman, alcohol, smoking, MxF, age-gap (30â˛s/50â˛s), mention of disaster, post-disaster
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Notes:Â Title is from Streets by Doja Cat. Itâs here!! Just in time for 100 followers!! I am SO excited to begin this story and hope you guys have fun reading it! This is my second published OC ever and this story and her character are close to my heart so Iâm excited to share her with you guys! I also am no fashion expert (love it to bits tho) so I am doing a LOT of research for this!

Chapter 1: Someone Like You
âQuality is remembered long after price is forgotten.â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â - Aldo Gucci
The Gotham City Museum hall is packed with an assortment of high society; mostly entrepreneurs and business moguls, but there are a few celebrity names. Among the crowd you can spot Johnny Charisma chatting up some folks or you can spot Jack Ryder weaseling his way through the guests looking for the next scoop. Of course, wherever the next headline is, Vicki Vale is never far off. People with money and enough drink in them will spill all kinds of secrets.
Champagne flows and hors dâoeuvres disappear faster than they can be plated. Loud music from a live jazz band fills the air combined with the sound of high pitched haughty laughter and chattery gossip from the guests. Everyoneâs dressed in their finest; expensive fabrics flow and drape on the shoulders and hips of wives and mistresses while the men don their best suits, neatly pressed and shoes shined. The scent of the most obnoxious perfume and cologne creates a rather unpleasant cloud of smog once it meets with the cigar smoke. Mix in the vapors from all the liquor and it gives Ace Chemicals a run for its money.
âWhy are we here again, Alfred?â Bruce Wayne asks with his hands in his pockets.
The older man gently nudges his ward and makes a gesture for him to stand up straight. Bruce mutters an apology and obliges.
âThis is a benefit for those affected by the flood, Master Bruce,â Alfred explains.
âWe couldnât just write a check? I mean...I donât see much reason for me to actually be here...I donât see how this helps anyone.â
Alfredâs face wants to frown, but underneath the poor attempt is the hint of an amused smile. âMayor Bella ReĂĄl insisted that you be present,â he says. âI warned you plenty of times that this was coming up. Just smile for a little longer, say some nice words, and then weâll head home.â
Bruce nods and scans the room boredly.
Thereâs a large screen towards the front of the room next to the band with a dollar amount on the display; the numbers tick higher and higher every so often. Currently, the number is in the hundred thousands, just shy of a million.
Dulceâs gaze breaks from the screen and scans the room of guests. She scoffs and turns to Bella ReĂĄl and says, âSo, we get to drink our weight in champagne while the rest of Gotham still wades in the harbor?â
âDonât worry, Ms. Salazar,â Bella says assuringly. âReconstruction for lower Gotham is already underway and we have federal assistance helping rebuild the seawall. The money from tonight will help locals reclaim their livelihoods and homes.â
With an understanding nod, Dulce sighs. âYouâre right, I shouldnât overthink it. It just...it doesnât feel right,â she says politely refusing a champagne flute from a passing server. âUs here and the people affected...not. The danger may be gone, but the aftermath has only started.â
The mayor smiles and places a comforting hand on Dulceâs shoulder. She turns to her friend and says, âThe people need to see that no matter what they think divides us, we are working together. This is our city, too.â
The two women embrace warmly. âGotham is lucky to have you,â Dulce comments before pulling away. âYou have my support no matter what, but now more than ever, whatever you need, Iâm there.â
âYouâve always been generous to the city and Iâm grateful for that,â Bella says. Her smile fades as she continues. âI wish I could say the same for the majority of Gothamâs elite.â
Dulce catches the mayorâs gaze wandering from her so Dulce glances over her shoulder and sure enough thereâs the Prince of Gotham hanging back in the hall looking like heâd rather be literally anywhere else.
Bella sighs and says, âHeâs come around since the flood, but itâs still a battle getting him involved.â
âMaybe he thinks thereâs no hope for the city,â Dulce says dryly. âWe should focus on the people who believe weâre worth saving.â
âI think he just needs some convincing,â Bella says. She gives a look to Dulce.
âWait, what?â Dulce raises a brow, but Bellaâs pleading face says it all. âYou want me to talk to him?â
âListen,â Bella says. âSpring is coming and you have your fashion show coming up! Get him involved, make it public, and use it to rally people! Boost some morale around here!â
Dulce shakes her head and waves a finger at Bella.
âBella, no! Partnering with Bruce Wayne is not a good idea.â She makes sure her voice is quiet when she says that. âHeâs hardly ever out of his own home much less has his hand in his own business!â
Bella grasps Dulce by the shoulders and looks her dead in the eye with all the seriousness she can muster. âLook, you are one of the most influential people in this city,â Bella says.
Dulce smiles and opens her mouth to thank her but Bella cuts her off.
âBehind closed doors,â she adds.
âBella, I donât do anything for the attention of it, you know that. I just-â
Bella interrupts again. âI want to see you both come out at the top of this. What was that about âwhatever you need, Iâm thereâ?â
Dulce is quiet and has to stop from rolling her eyes mid-roll.
âYouâre my friend, both of you, and his name holds a lot of weight in this city. Please,â Bella pleads again.

Dulce has only ever seen Bruce Wayne from afar. Sheâs never actually formally met him though heâs never bothered to introduce himself to anyone anyways, sheâs never had a reason to talk to him.
Bruce straightens when he sees the mayor and Dulce approaching him and Alfred.
âBruce Wayne,â Bella says extending her hand to him. âGood to see you out and about. You look great.â
Bruce shakes her hand and offers a polite smile. âGood to see you, too,â he says.
âI want to introduce you to a close friend of mine,â Bella says. âThis,â she gestures next to her, âis Dulce Salazar, a huge supporter of Gotham City. Sheâs partaking in efforts to rebuild Gothamâs infrastructure.â
âPleasure to meet you,â Bruce says extending his hand to Dulce.
âCharmed to finally meet you, Mr. Wayne,â Dulce replies shaking his hand.
Thereâs an odd silence that settles between the group. With a raised brow, Dulceâs eyes flick over to his companion as if to remind him of his manners.
âOh, this is Alfred,â Bruce adds quickly.
The butler, with a smile warmer than his masterâs extends his hand. âAlfred Pennyworth, miss,â he says.
Dulce shakes his hand. Her eyes canât help but hold his gaze for a fraction of a second longer than she know she should.
Bella and Alfred leave the other two alone. The conversation between Bruce and Dulce is strained and awkward. Bruce is out of practice with how to. speak and without Alfred to feed him lines or give him cues, heâs stumbling a bit. It doesnât help that Dulce just doesnât seem interested in talking to him so her answers are short and clipped.
âSo, we havenât met before?â Bruce asks, his tone tentative but even, like heâs putting together a puzzle. âI feel like I know you?â A moment later and then he gives a small smile. âYou own the fashion house in the diamond district?â
Dulceâs smile tries to hide that sheâs not offended by his ignorance and poor memory. Sheâs doing her best, really, she is, but she canât help the sarcasm that slips through when she speaks. âNo, Mr. Wayne, we havenât been formally introduced,â she says. âWe have met briefly in passing though you wouldnât remember.â
Bruce raises a brow, sensing the hostility. Quickly, Dulce clears her throat and adds in a much nicer tone, âAnd yes, I own the Castillo fashion house as well as the boutique, Castle Co.â
He nods thoughtfully and gives a very small sly smile, like he knows more than he lets on. âThe Castillo fashion house, Iâm familiar with it,â he comments. âBut...your surname is different?â
A small, but genuine, sly smile graces Dulceâs features. âYouâre more perceptive than you let on,â she says straightening up. âCastillo is my familyâs name.â
âBut not yours?â
âNo,â Dulce quips. She mutters an apology and continues. âI was denied my fatherâs name. Salazar is my motherâs maiden name.â
Bruce nods. âThe rest of the family must get a kick out of that,â he says with a soft chuckle.
Though she senses that heâs trying to be playful, Dulce doesnât smile.
âThere might be...distant familial relations somewhere, but as far as I know, I am all there is to âthe familyâ. I am whatâs left of the name and the house, much like you, Mr. Wayne.â
His smile fades into an apologetic expression. âIâm sorry,â he says. âI didnât mean to-â
âThis city is my family now,â Dulce adds.
Bruce gives a small smile, itâs soft and understanding. âYou and me both,â he says.
Dulceâs offensive posture softens as sheâs sees something different in Bruceâs eyes; something lost and hurt. Maybe it was always there and she was being too stubborn too notice, but she sees it now. She scolds herself for forgetting his own experience with loss and being too concerned with putting up an aggressive front. She corrects her tone and posture to be more warm and inviting. He takes to it and slowly straightens up as the conversation moves along much smoother than when it initially started.
As the two continue to talk and bond a little over their similar familial structures, Dulce canât help but steal glances at the gentleman who accompanied Bruce.
Sheâs seen photographs of him, mostly his profile from a distance as Bruce is typically the focal point for the paparazzi. Tonight is the first night that sheâs seen him in person and this close.
None of the media do him justice.
Despite that he may appear as a humble butler, Dulce can detect another sort of mysterious air about him, a graceful aura. She notices he stands with by far the most poise of any of the other guests, hands neatly folded in front of him. She watches him walk, how he carries himself when heâs speaking to the other guests; so polite, smooth, and refined. For a man his age, heâs also impeccably handsome, the distinguishable rogue scar on his brow contrasts the neatly trimmed facial hair. Itâs simultaneously sophisticated and rugged.
Mentally, Dulce slaps herself, a twinge of shame coming over her for looking at him in such a way. She canât help it. Every time her gaze dances around the room, her eyes land on him. His presence is so magnetic and Dulce wants nothing more than to go over and talk to him. A somber thought occurs to her that no one knows when Bruce will show his face again. Dulce might never see Alfred Pennyworth again beyond this night.
As Bruce begins to excuse himself, Dulce thinks quickly and retrieves a business card from her clutch. She hands it to him. âCome by and I can fit you for something,â she says happily.
âI take it these clothes bother you?â Bruce jokingly asks.
She chuckles at his joke. âThree buttons is a little 90â˛s, Mr. Wayne and we can talk more about raising funds for the city. I have a proposal you might be interested in.â
He accepts the card and walks off. Dulce wastes no time in turning her attention back to Alfred, frowning and gently shooing away a server trying to offer her some kind of appetizer.
Dulce plays like sheâs just hanging back and taking in the room, but sheâs taking the opportunity to look Alfred over completely. Being a designer, she canât help but look over his outfit and she notes how handsome and striking he is in it. Most of the men here, the younger ones and the older ones trying to pretend theyâre young, are wearing sports blazers or just a pressed shirt. They have gaudy ties that donât match their attire, theyâve adorned their hands with every hulking ring they own, and they saunter like the world owes them something. Dulce finds the lack of care and the audacity of them distasteful.
Bruce and Alfred are about the only two who are wearing three-piece suits and Alfred is about the only one with his tie on properly; not poorly knotted or pulled loose from the neck. For his accessories, he has on only a gold watch that pairs nicely with his cane. Everything about him says âproperâ and it makes Dulceâs heart swoon. Yet his expression, when he isnât smiling, but watching and observing, is harsh and stern. The way his brow quirks up makes him look like heâs getting ready to tell someone off. It has Dulce feeling a certain way and sheâs not sure if she likes it or not.
Dulce doesnât realize Alfred is walking towards her until heâs a few yards from her. She pulls herself from her thoughts and smooths out her gown and adjusts the strategically placed loose curls from her updo. Soon Alfred stands directly in front of her.
She gives a polite smile and says, âBruce stepped away for a drink I think.â
âI hope he wasnât too off-putting,â Alfred jokes. âHis conversational skills are a bit rusty, Iâm afraid.â
âHe seemed to do well enough,â she replies.
The light coming off of the candles and golden light fixtures in the museum hall do wonders in catching the blue of his eyes.
âI donât think weâve met properly,â Alfred says.
âNo, we havenât,â she replies. âIâm Dulce, Iâm a designer and run the Castillo fashion house.â
His smile is cordial. âI thought the name sounded familiar,â he notes. âThe mayor says you are an avid supporter of the city, do you do any sort of political work or...?â
âOh, no!â Dulce says. âNothing like that, Iâm just a designer and I make clothes.â
âNo one is just anything, miss.â
A warmth spreads to Dulceâs cheeks and she has to turn away from him. âYou certainly are too kind, sir,â she says off-handedly.
From the corner of her eye she catches the swell of his chest at the title. The thought of calling him that again flutters briefly in her mind.
The pair chat awhile longer, longer than Dulce realizes. From across the room, Bella taps her watch and waves her over. Reluctantly, Dulce excuses herself from Alfredâs presence.
The rest of the night carries on with the usual unpleasantries of these things; drunken laughter, a few unwanted touches, and blissful ignorance. Hardly anyone seems actually interested in why theyâre there, they just seem to gloating in the fact that they are. The money thatâs being donated is only done as a show of power. Dulce watches how every political official, socialite, and business power clams up the second Bella mentions the flood and its victims. Dulceâs one of the few at this party who has actually stepped foot in lower Gotham. Most of these guests havenât so much as lifted a finger in their entire lives.
Dulce canât help but be sarcastic when she makes conversation with the rest of the guests. She doesnât pretend about liking them like they do with each other. Many of these people covet Dulceâs work and would love to talk to her, but itâs speaking to Dulce, herself, that is less than desirable since sheâs seen as unpleasant. But she has to be, she canât help it. If Dulce were anything but unpleasant then these people would walk all over her. But she tries to be nice for Bellaâs sake this evening.
Even while navigating the rest of the party, Dulceâs mind comes back to him.
Alfred.
On the drive home and all the way to her front door where she kicks off her heels, sheâs still thinking about him. Not even the scalding water of her bath can numb her to whatever feeling sheâs clinging onto, the one she felt when he was standing so close to her. She sighs and slumps further into the tub, submerging herself until the water stops right under her nose.
Itâs been a long time since sheâs felt this way about someone. Itâs difficult; being successful and having an equally successful relationship. Trying to balance the two was exhausting, especially when most men were against her being the breadwinner. After her last relationship some time ago, she just stopped trying. She hardly even bothered giving anyone the time of day now. She didnât really feel the need for a partner anyways. She didnât need dates or to flirt, didnât need to hold hands with someone or look forward to seeing them. Or was she just telling herself that?
She closes her eyes.
Something about Alfred gave Dulce the whole butterflies in her stomach; it was a little pathetic, really, how weak she suddenly was for a well-dressed man. A much older well-dressed man. Oh, that makes Dulceâs face heat up. A flush comes over her and suddenly the waterâs cold. Dulce, herself, is only in her 30â˛s which, in Gotham, is quite young since most of the powers that be have been around since she was born. Itâs those people that look down their noses at her. They think sheâs too naive, not yet mature enough to understand how things work in Gotham. But Dulce understands all too well how things work in Gothamâs higher social circles and itâs why she doesnât want to think about Alfred in this way, but she does.
Her mind starts to wander from the features on his face, his eyes, jaw, to his torso, so broad, to his hands and...
She has to completely submerge herself in the water to keep from imagining how his hands would feel on her skin.

A clock on the wall of the Castillo fashion house chimes that itâs noon.
Bruce and Alfred enter the establishment.
Itâs been some time since the benefit, but the butler has managed to get Bruce out of the tower to be properly fitted for something to âkeep up appearancesâ.
Right now, Bruce wears a t-shirt with some jeans and a sports coat while Alfred is dress in his usual neat attire. Bruce removes his sunglasses and tucks them into his coat when he enters the building, his eyes squint at the light coming off the white walls and furnishings. Alfred is clearly the more well-rested of the two.
A woman comes up and takes their coats as Dulce approaches them with an amiable smile. Sheâs dressed in a pinafore jumpsuit and a simple blouse. Her hair is pulled up into a ponytail, nothing like the tight updo from the party. She seems much more relaxed here.
Dulce leads the pair to a dressing area of sorts where thereâs a small short platform in front of a massive trifold mirror. She guides Bruce to stand on the platform and begins to look her over curiously. He scans the room a bit like heâs expecting someone else to come in.
He notes how Dulce collects a tray of supplies and sets it on a small end table next to the platform. Its contents are needle and thread, tape measure, pins and pin cushions, scissors, and whatever else he suspects a seamstress or tailor might need.
âYou know how to sew?â he asks, surprise slipping into his tone.
Dulce just smiles as she picks up the measuring tape and gestures for Alfred to have a seat on a couch nearby. âYour reputation precedes you, Mr. Wayne,â she says looking up at him.
âWhat do you mean?â
She begins taking his measurements as she speaks, occasionally jotting down the numbers on a notepad. âI think people underestimate you,â she says. âPeople think you donât care to notice things and I admit, I was one of those people, but really, you seem to be quite the detective.â
Bruce stiffens a bit at the comment.
Dulce goes on and says, âBut yes, I can sew. I can cut, drape, and stitch. I like doing things myself. Why do you ask?â
He shrugs and replies, âMost people, designers, who do this stuff donât, I guess. They just tell someone else to do those things.â
Dulce straightens and looks him right in the eye. âI am not most designers, Mr. Wayne,â she says with a curt smile.
Bruce rolls his eyes and looks away.
As Dulce continues measuring him, she steals a few glances over to where Alfred sits on the couch. His legs are slightly apart and his cane sits between them, both hands resting atop the pommel. Thereâs a soft power in how he sits; his back straight, chin up, and shoulders back. She canât explain it, but it has her, Dulce, a woman who prides herself in being bold and confident, feeling very small.
All the men she had been with before didnât have the same grace about them and it was laughable how they thought their crude dominance would bring her to her knees, not like that would ever happen anyways. But something about just the way Alfred was sitting exuded a quiet air of authority and again Dulce can feel the butterflies in her stomach.
Everyone else sheâs ever been with didnât even know how to hold a woman, but Dulce can tell that Alfred looks like he would hold someone like a gentleman would.
She finishes up the measurements and has a few employees bring out some clothes for Bruce to try on. He disappears behind a nearby dressing screen to try each one on and then resumes his place on the platform to look himself over. Dulce makes some adjustments to a jacket heâs wearing, putting pins in where she wants to make alterations. Bruce looks over his shoulder and asks Alfred for his opinion. The butler rises from the couch and walks over to get a better look.
Oh dear.
Alfred is close enough that Dulce can pick up the faint scent of his cologne. She clears her throat as Alfred speaks to Bruce and adjusts one of the sleeves of the jacket, her hand accidentally brushing Alfredâs. She looks up at him to apologize and for a brief moment their eyes meet. In this light, his eyes are like oceans; bright and blue. Thereâs no doubt she could get lost in them.
Dulce clears her throat again to break the tension and moves to adjust the lapels on the jacket. âAs I was saying earlier,â she says trying to compose herself, âa notch or peak style lapel suits you much better, brings out your shoulders. A shawl style you should save for formal occasions. For pants, I think a straight leg style works for you, makes you look more broad. And I think an overcoat is in order, a peacoat doesnât suit your figure.â
Bruce gives a small smile as he looks himself over in the mirror. âIâll try to remember all of that.â
After trying on more clothes, Dulce insists that she bring the finished pieces to Wayne Tower herself. She and Bruce discuss payment and though the former tries to argue against it, Bruce insists.
âYou said you had an idea about raising funds for the city,â Bruce says as Dulce returns the clothes to a garment rack nearby.
âOh, yes,â she says handing him and Alfred their coats back. âIâm about to present my spring collection in an upcoming show and the funds from it will go towards the flood relief efforts. I would like to have you as a sponsor. Your name attached to it would certainly draw a crowd.â
Bruce nods thoughtfully. Though his face has his usual stoic expression, Dulce can tell he seems to agree with her reasoning.
âSounds good,â he says.
He gestures for pen and paper and Dulce hands it to him. Bruce scribbles down some information. âHereâs a number and you can come by Wayne Tower to make arrangements. Whatever you need weâll cover it,â he says.
âThank you, Mr. Wayne,â Dulce says taking the pen and paper. Sheâs a little shocked, not entirely expecting him to go along with the idea. âTruly, I appreciate this.â
âJust Bruce is fine,â he replies with a small smile.
The pair leave and Dulce begins work on the garments for Bruce. A few times she pricks her finger with the needle and swears itâs not because her mind is drifting back to the only person whoâs been on her mind since the party.
She sighs and sets down the jacket sheâs working on and sits back in her chair.
A small smile graces her features as she thinks about how she can see Alfred again when she brings the garments to Wayne Tower.

Notes:Â I had to pay homage to Lucius from The Dark Knight because his soft sass is unmatched đ
âI need a new suit.â âWell, three buttons is a little 90â˛s, Mr. Wayne.â âIâm not talking fashion so much as function.â
I am so worried I made Dulce too mean, but she canât be perfect, she has to grow okay đĽş
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One Calm Night: Donny x Fem!Reader
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************** 1944 ************** "Well shit, son, this is some good stuff," Aldo chuckled as he glanced over the label. It was in French, so he couldn't exactly read it, but he recognized the logo and colors. Donny nodded eagerly though he had a nervous smile, "Yeah I just hope Y/n likes it." Hugo smirked and Wicki smiled and said, "Well  even if she doesn't, she likes you enough." Donny shook his head as he packed away the wine and some pastries into a basket he was able to find. "Nah..." he cleared his throat and turned back around, "Does she?" Aldo rolled his eyes, "Pretty damn sure just about as much as you like her." They had never seen Donny smile as much as he did that moment. Wicki chuckled, "So quit worrying, Donny. Just go and be yourself!" "Well..." Hugo shrugged, "Maybe tone it down a bit." "What? Tone what down? By how much? I-" "That. She already said yes. Relax a little, son." Aldo chuckled as he pushed Donny out of the room, "Go get dressed." Meanwhile, you were  with Omar, and he was shaking his head, "The poor guy's losing his mind, take it easy on him." "Wh-I did nothing!" You laughed and Omar did too, "I know, I know. I think he just...hasn't been on a date in a long time. And, I don't think he's ever liked someone this much." "Well no pressure," you sighed and checked your hair in the one mirror in the hideout for the thirtieth time. You would have worn a dress, but the one dress you did have you used for disguises on  missions....so at this point it was too torn up to use for a genuine date. Besides, if anything happened while you were out, you had to be ready to come back and help the others. So, you had to settle for the least damaged shirt you had. It was a long sleeve blouse. It was emerald green, Donny's favorite color, coincidentially. You paired that with some high waisted pants that had only a few stitches holding it all together, and, you pretty much had to wear your usual boots. You did give them a good cleaning, though. You were all just doing your best. What else could you do? Meanwhile, Smitty and Hirschberg came back from a short mission. They had a few scalps for Aldo, and were a little happy that they were now ahead of everyone else in terms of paying off their debt to Aldo. And when they walked into the kitchen and saw some fancy looking wine and some treats, well, they couldn't help themselves. They downed about half of the bottle along with the pastries when they heard glass shatter behind them. "You're fucking kidding me." They turned around slowly, and saw Donny had dropped two glasses. It was then that they realized the wine and food was most likely for the date.... To be fair, they had been gone for a few days. And Donny talked about taking you out all the time, they didn't realize this was the time it would actually happen. Donny was standing looking shocked and, unfortunately for them, very angry. Hirschberg muttered, "Smitty, run. I'll distract him." "He'll take us both down, forget it. We'll just make him angrier..." "What the fuck's goin on out...aw shit." Aldo sighed, his hands at his hips as he shook his head. He knew even if they ran they wouldn't get very far, so the next best thing was to reason with Donny, "Now, look, son...They didn't know no better, they were gone! Them two boys are good kids, they didn't mean nothin' by it! You know they love Y/n, they don't mean nothin'! It's-" Then, Omar walked in with you. Donny turned around and when he saw you, he immediately stopped fuming. He even smiled a little, looking a lot calmer. "Y/n..." Aldo practically ordered, "Everyone out." Smitty, who felt a little guilty started to shake his head, wanting to explain to you he really didn't know, "But I-" "Now. Move. This is your savin' grace, boy." Aldo ushered the poor kid out along with a smirking Hirschberg. "Donny, you ready?" You asked, not really sure what was going on, and not really caring. You had been waiting for Donny to ask you out for a painfully long time. Since boot camp, really. He sighed, and lightly kicked a piece of glass to the side, "I had some stuff for us," he picked up what remained of the bottle of wine, "They beat us to it, kid." He had to chuckle a little. You giggled as you stood behind him and wrapped your arms around him, observing, "Well, it's still half full." He laughed, "You're right y'know!" He chuckled as he instead put a few rations of chocolate in the basket along with the half full bottle. The rations may or may not have been Smitty and Hirschbergâs, but that was a story for another day.  He turned around and swept you off your feet. "Ready?" You laughed, "Been ready for years, Don." He raised an eyebrow and grinned as he led you somewhere to the countryside. It was so quiet, the afternoon was so lovely, if you didn't know any better, you'd think there was no war. Just you and Donny. It was just as you'd dreamed of for so long, and you let him know that. You never thought you'd make him blush as much as you did, but that just made it even better. He was softer than he let on before. You always had your bet on that, but now you knew it for a fact. And you knew he was yours. You were both laying in some tall grass, looking up at the sky as a few grey clouds drifted between you and the stars slowly. It seemed to be the one calm night of the past year or so.
"Y/n?" Donny murmured with a smile, glancing at you. "Yeah Donny?" You turned to look at him. "I think I'm in love with you..." Any of the basterds could have told you that Donny loved you for a fact...for quite a while now. But, you didn't mind the wait. Things hadn't gone as planned, but hey, that happens sometimes. Especially when you're surrounded by basterds. You giggled a little, as he rested his hand on your cheek, and you admitted what you'd known for a long time, "I think I'm in love with you too..." The stars shone in his eyes, his shoulders loosened up as he heard the only words that could bring the sergeant some relief. He kissed you softly, living completely in the long awaited moment. Times were tough, you were all far from home, anything could go wrong at any time... But for that night, in that moment, Donny was completely content with life, now that he had you. And nothing could take that from him.
#Inglourious Basterds#inglourious basterds imagine#Donny Donowitz#donny donowitz imagine#donny donowitz x reader#aldo raine#aldo the apache#hugo stiglitz#Wilhelm Wicki#Omar Ulmer#Smitty#smithson utivich#Hirschberg#gerold hirschberg
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pairing: donny donowitz x reader fandom: inglourious basterds anon request: Can you do a fluffy fanfic with Donny donowitz please? Maybe a jealous/overprotective Donny? The world would be a better place if we had a tad more Inglourious Basterds đ⨠(RE: during the war pls) (fem reader, fem pronouns, already in a relationship) notes: pretty short, but cute, i also had no idea what to title this âcheck out my other works; masterlist
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      By the time the Basterds come back to your quaint, little apartmentâtheir makeshift headquartersâitâs midnight. Although they were trained in the art of stealth, as soon as they reached your home where itâs safe, they became of animals stomping around, throwing thingsâbasically making as much noise as possible. They were safe there, they didnât need to be careful.
Usually, you would be up, scolding them for their carelessness. They took it in stride. Stiglitz would give you a small bottle of alcohol, Ulvitch would smile, Aldo kissed your cheek, and Donny smothered you in attention.
But right now, youâre too damn tired to even think about getting up from your warm, cozy bed. Even when you heard Ulvitch asking for you, you remained in bed, half awake and half asleep.
About an hour or so later, Donny tries to quietly enter your room. Despite all the training, you would think he learned how to navigate around a dark, open area without tripping over himself. You think he missed that lesson because here he is, stumbling around and swearing like a sailor when he bumps into the closet cabinet.
You take pity and call out. âOver here, baby.â
A sigh of relief and a few steady footfalls after, Donny is sliding underneath the covers, pulling you against his chest once he gets comfortable. He places a kiss on your bare shoulder.
âDidnât mean to wake ya up, doll.â
âItâs okay,â You yawn and ask him about his day. He can tell youâre a bit delirious and opts out of telling you everything that happened. Youâll find out about his knife wound tomorrow.
âDid Aâchie keep you safe?â
The distaste Donny has for the Englishman is quite apparent. Ever since he met Archie, thereâs been this sort of unspoken rivalryâespecially since itâs one-sided only on Donnyâs part. He thinks Archie will whisk you away after he charms you with his âpretty sentences and English mustacheâ and youâll live in London where it rains all day instead of beautiful Boston.
âHe was the perfect gentleman. Not only did he keep me safe, but he kept me warmââ
Without a second thought, Donny releases you from his grip and scrambles to put clothes on. Heâs swearing again, muttering about how no one will miss Archie and comparing him to some poor Yankee fan Donny had a scuffle with three years ago. A little tired giggle escapes before you can contain it before it becomes a string of soft laughter. Donny, who is barely off the bed with only boxers on, huffs in feign annoyance.
âYou goinâ be the death of me, you know that?â Another giggle and Donny crawls back over to you, again pulling you into his arms. âPlease tell me he didnât make a move on you.â
You shake your head, playing with his fingers. âHe threw a tantrum after I made a comment about some beloved movie of his. The funny part is, I never even seen it.â
âThatâs my girl.â
You hum, wiggling yourself to get closer to him. His little member jumps in excitement and tired laugh emit from your lips. âIâm dog tired, Don.â
His grip tightens and you could practically feel the mischief exuding off of him. âIâll do all the work.â
Again, you laugh but it's cut off by a yawn.
Another kiss to the shoulder. âTomorrow, yeah?â You hum in agreement.
Feeling warmer now, you slip into a deep, peaceful sleep. Donny waits for your breaths to even out before smiling. Now, he feels safe.
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also, don aldo is always getting bullied, poor man but also poor hair style
My assumptions about you based on your favorite super league team from supa strikas (theyre bad)
Supa strikas: youre like 5 years old. Or youre super Fran. Super fran if youre reading this you can bring your sleeping gf to our date the more the merrier
Invincible United: you have a thing for cartoonish villains. Dooma best captain you either have a saviour complex or you like disfunctional families.
Technicalli: you like the silliness going on. Also you think Chuck Chipperson deserved better. Alternatively you might have a thing for spandex.
Barka: you like riano. I dont blame you. He is fine
Azul: You think De Los Santos was really cool catching those balls. You wish the Aztec rep was better tho
Nakama: you either really like Miko or you think ura giri has them nails đ
go watch tsubasa dont lose your time with this show. They really did the japanese team dirty
Grim Fc: you think halloween must be all year long. Youâre right.
Colossius: you are obsessed with background characters with no lines.
Sultans: You a girl livin lavish. I want it I got it. Luxury is full control. I mean I agree, that flying palace looked 7 stars (Also you might be a dream stan based on their uniform im sorry ) Your mom let you use microtransactions in mobile games. Youre a robux billionaire
Hydra: You like homicidal surfer dudes. Your idea of a great date is being drowned in the ocean.
Iron tank: you find the fake german accent and big guys so funny you should cut the amount of little german boy memes you inhale. Also I know you would hit Uber. Himbos for life
Incognito Fc: when people were eating their minds about conspiracy theories. You wished to be a part of illuminati. Or you think Inyo is the milf the legend the moment
Cosmos: you like southern accents and cowboys. And a big fan of headbands. You probably -are/want to be a theater kid. If you won the lottery you would go to vegas and lose it all in one night, getting drunk married and proceeding to forget about it the next morning in the process. You wish Ninja and El matador rivalry could have more screentime.
Orion: You like astronomy- from a distance. You think meda deserved better (i know baby)
Palmantieri: you have like really bad taste in hair. I would never trust you with scissors. Liquido i can take but i cant watch Don Aldo without my inhaler beside me. Its lethal.
#i know for a fact you want halloween all day every day which is mood#i like autumn very much hmmmMMmmmmMMMm
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by Jenny Hansell
Is there anything sturdier and more resilient than a Gilbert & Sullivan operetta? There are occasional professional productions of Pirates of Penzance or HMS Pinafore at opera houses and regional theaters, but Iâd bet that itâs local amateur companies that have kept the operettas alive for 130 years and counting.
Why so evergreen? G&S shows offer plentiful opportunities for amateur ensembles to sing complex and lovely music, and the lead roles give the best singers in the community a chance to shine, while leaving room for the character actor with limited singing range or two left feet. Every G&S production Iâve seen (or performed in, with the late lamented Light Opera Company of Salisbury, CT) has a large chorus of simpering maids played by women from their teens through their 80s, and assorted pirates, policeman or âgentlemen of Japanâ played by men who may struggle to hit the high notes of their younger days, or remember which order their feet should grapevine, but are as courtly or dastardly as the moment requires. The simple plots, the witty lyrics, the tradition of updating them with current references, and above all the gorgeous music, so much fun to sing and to listen to, has kept the G&S repertory going in communities around the world, with the traditions passed on like folk tales.
The Gondoliers is less well known than the âbig threeâ of Pirates, Pinafore and Mikado, but with its gorgeous score and perfectly silly plot, it deserves to be seen, and the Valley Light Opera is currently mounting a very entertaining production at the Academy of Music in Northampton. With a cast of thousands (not really, but itâs big) and a full orchestra, this community production fills the stage with color.
The plot concerns two penniless but handsome young brothers, gondoliers Marco and Giuseppe. They decide to choose brides from among the assembled village ladies, who fan themselves and faint at the prospect. It turns out that one of them is the heir to the throne in Barataria, but since nobody knows which, they must leave their brides behind and assume the duties of the monarchy together. They are Republicans, however, of the 19th century sort, which means they donât believe in hierarchies: they help out with the menial duties of the kingdom while treating the Lord High Footman and Lord High Drummer Boy with outsized respect.
Not much else happens until the identity of the true king is revealed: various amusing characters enter, sing a song to explain who they are, and leave again.
Among those are the down-on-their-luck Duke and Duchess of Plaza-Toro, who support themselves by endorsing dubious products, and their daughter Casilda, who was married at birth to the now-incognito prince. She, however, is secretly in love with Luiz, the one-man âsuiteâ serving her family.
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As the Duke, Jonathan Klate stands out for his authoritative voice and comic timing. Kathy Blaisdell is a classic G&S mezzo-soprano, carrying off her songs with verve. Elaine Crane as Casilda has a sweet soprano and is very believable as she puzzles over her fate. Brad Amidon, as Luiz, isnât the strongest singer but is a terrific comic actor, and plays an 11th-hour twist to the hilt.
The strongest voices on the stage belong to the four young lovers: George Eisenhauer and Christopher Marcus play Marco and Giuseppe as a goofy Mutt-and-Jeff pair. As Gianetta, Libby Maxey has a glorious operatic voice, though her words are mostly incomprehensible. Luckily there are supertitles projected in the theater (which synced up with what was on stage about 50% of the time.)  Kimaya Diggs was a warm and charming Tessa.
The orchestra, ably led by conductor Aldo Fabrizi, gave some extra bad-guy music to Don Alhambra, Â the Grand Inquisitor who stole away the young prince to begin with, and is played with understated menace by Matthew Roehrig.
As with any G&S production, the script was updated with plentiful and very amusing current references, from Bernie bros to pussy hats, Kardashians and #MeToo, to rhyming Ivanka and Sri Lanka, with a little Macarena thrown in. I was waiting for a tie-in with the two brother gondoliers to Don Jr and Eric but sadly it never came. As someone who always slightly chafed at playing the giggling girl year after year, I particularly appreciated when Tessaâs line, âthose two poor Monarchs havenât got any one to mend their stockings or sew on their buttons or patch their clothesâ was interrupted by a chorister adding âor build their buildings or run for office!â  Happily, the script doctors didnât overload the production with too many such interludes.
The minor roles and ensemble are filled with Pioneer Valley residents, including a paleontologist, a pastor, a dentist, a massage therapist, a climate activist, several teachers and a passel of delightful middle-schoolers who cartwheel, ride mini-gondolas mounted on scooters, and add even more life to the village scenes. The ensemble as a whole particularly shone on the opening number, List and Learn, and the lively dance interlude, the Cachucha.
The orchestra, almost without exception, played beautifully, though occasionally were much louder than the ensemble, at least where I was sitting near the front. Friends in the middle of the house reported they had no trouble hearing the singers over the instruments.
Seeing this production reminded me that my grandfather, whom I never met, was said to have played Ko-Ko in a community production of the Mikado decades before I was born. I did some strategic Googling and sure enough, found a notice about the production, mentioning him, in the Detroit Free Press from 1935. Â Â May Gilbert & Sullivan be passed down for another 130 years, at least!
Valley Light Opera presents The Gondoliers, music by Sir Arthur Sullivan, lyrics by Sir W.S. Gilbert, directed by Michael O. Budnick. Music Director, Aldo Fabrizi, at the Academy of Music Theatre, 274 Main St, Northampton, MA, November 2-11, 2018. Choreographers: Susan Edwards Dresser & Nicole Newell; Lighting Designer: Mike Freedman; Costume Designer: Laura Green; Props: Kevin Cox; Stage Manager: Achaetey Kabal; Technical Director: Steve Morgan; Set Designer: Steve Riddle.
Cast: Gianetta: Libby Maxey; Tessa: Kimaya Diggs; Fiametta: Donna Griffin; Vittoria: Heather Williams; Giulia: Nicole Newell; Marco Palmieri: George Eisenhauer; Giuseppe Palmieri: Christopher Marcus; Antonio: Robin Parsons; Francesco: Steven Williams; Giorgio: Jeff Erb; Annibale: Ted Fijal; The Duke of Plaza-Toro: Jonathan Klate; The Duchess of Plaza-Toro: Kathy Blaisdell; Casilda: Elaine Crane; Luiz: Brad Amidon; Don Alhambra del Bolero: Matt Roehrig; Inez: Lucy Robinson. Featured Dancers: Anju Diggs, Kimaya Diggs, Eli Dresser, Ripley Dresser, Donna Griffin, Sophie Kawall, Libby Maxey, Nicole Newell, Talia Sadiq, Heather Williams. Cameos: Young Marco: Eli Dresser, Amory Maxey (alternate); Young Giuseppe: Henry Maxey; Young Gianetta: Ripley Dresser, Sophie Kawall (alternate): Young Tessa: Talia Sadiq. Ensemble: Katherine Benfer, McKenna Cambo, Anju Diggs, Eli Dresser, Ripley Dresser, Anan Eisenstein-Bond, Gary Felder, Gordon Freed (Baptisto Palmieri), Deborah Jacobson, Sophie Kawall, Nina Levin-Pollard (Party Leader), ELysse Link, Amory Maxey, Henry Maxey, Marc McMenamin, David Mix Barrington (The King), Paul Peelle, Amanda Seymour, William Tobey.
The production goes up at the Academy of Music in Northampton November 2, 3, 9 and 10 at 7:30 with matinees November 4 and 11 at 2:00PM. Tickets are available at the Academy of Music box office or at aom.ticketfly.com. The Gondoliers is presented with the generous media sponsorship of New England Public Radio, 88.5 FM and The NEPR News Network.
REVIEW: Valley Light Opera Presents âThe Gondoliersâ by Jenny Hansell Is there anything sturdier and more resilient than a Gilbert & Sullivan operetta? There are occasional professional productions ofâŚ
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Poor Tiger, hurting his knee like that. Luckily he has an open mind and learns something new!
Also why the fuck is this random one-off character, the capoeira teacher, so goddamn goodlooking? That's unfair, Supa Strikas! You can't just give me a dumb, good looking boi for 1 episode. He doesn't even have a name!! FUCK
Also Don Aldo and and his stupid victory dance. It's so cute and also damn, boi knows how to move those hips. Unfortunately, I can never take him seriously because of that stupid hairstyle! Who decided that was a good idea? Don, I beg you, either shave it off completely or go for the undercut/sideshave, don't do whatever the fuck this is.
god, that episode lowkey broke me! twisting tiger was so fucking sad when he told shakes that without twisting tornado, he wasnt twisting tiger and im like, no!!! my baby!!! *sobs*
very happy to know our baby boi here is very a resourceful baby and is open to learn new things to help his plays! and knew it, i knew you would like that capoeira teacher!!! but ajsvjsbfjagsjdkajhdaksjdkakbfnf yes, how dare they introduce us to this very good looking dumb boi and never see ever again!!! the audacity!!! đ¤đ¤
omfg glad we agree with don aldo on that one! i really love that dumb boi for his smooth victory dances because it looks so fucking adorable and his hips dont lie đđ but his hair style is just absolutely fucking ridiculous. i just cant ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf i love him daeling but his fucking hair style *sobs* its so fucking ugly what the fuck don aldo ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf
#twisting tiger is always a good boi ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf#and fuck this show for introducing such a goofy yet talented side character that we would never see ever again#akdbajdnwkjejfjwjejsnnf#and don aldoooooooooo#i love this bastard because his moves are just so smooth but his hait is an absolute fuckinf mess#its so fucking stupid ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf#fucking hell#*sobs*#my boi should take some hair tips at liquido and el matador ksbdjsjfnsjdhejthjejrkejrhhe#at least liquido canonically has the best hair in the super league#and el matador's hair is always so fucking flawless#ajdbsjfbfajslfksifhwkrjjwf#don aldo's hips dont lie though#damn#tou responds#ask#cn my beloved đđđ#cn đ
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