#poopster

[emasstars]

under sparking lights - tell me about yourself, and i’ll determine which character you might be good with, either platonically or romantically.

can i get one of these dude? you know a lot about me, can i get a romantic one?

under sparkling lights

TWO-BIT. i think you’d be so so cute with two-bit. idk you seem like super mellow (online at least) but sometimes when you interact with certain people, it’s a little bit crazier, and two-bit would bring out that side of you a lot when you guys are near each other.

like idk you guys would just be so cute together. would build pillow forts together or something. for a date you guys would watch some mickey mouse together. he’d drink less because being around you fills him with more warmth than any sort of alcohol ever could.

[lnhwebcomic]

#50 Pope Lizardsaurus!  COME BACK!!!

Special Guest Hand: Poopster Lizardsaurus!

And this is final one of these slightly changed version of the LNH Webcomic.

[sleepinginmygrave]

if you insist😏

Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think

[rippingoffkingarthur]

Oops! Forgot about this strip! Let's just call it ummm #351 (and a Half)!

Okay, that's it for Ripping Off King Arthur -- no more strips!

Thank you to everyone who has managed to read every single ROKA strip!

And thanks to the brave souls out there that have commented on some of them!

[parasitoidism]

the poopsters

[azzydoesstuff]

azzy's guide to lethal company

goober bug

friend shaped

just a lil' guy

collects shiny stuff

don't take its shit

ouppy

stinky

lil' poopster

he don't bite

scary man

take a little peek but dont stare!

he has anxiety so he struggles with prolonged eye contact

if you don't watch your back he'll sneak up on ya and give you a big hug

i'm sure he's a nice guy really

oh fuck the BEES

take their hive for shits and giggles

OH FUCK THEY'RE ZAPPY AND SHIT

have killed more new players than fuck-all

spidore

ew

what the fuck is that

beat the shit out of it

roach

jumpscare warning

MMMNMMMPPHPHH

get the fucking chancla

tge fucking BUPPY

no walkies

always responds to his name

or any name actually

woagh!! you didn't tell me you had a little beast in your home!

a fuckiknhg. eouppy. a ligl frsiggn BEPPY.

the ooze

THE GLOB!!!!!

made of hydrochloric acid

you can bonk him with a shovel but it won't do you any good

sand worm

ripped right outta a sci-fi movie

drop all your shit and fucking MOVE it

pray

looks like a giant condom

baboob cocks

fucking angry pussy

literally fucking gang violence

aye tommy... gimme one-a dose uh... gold bahs, will yah?

land shark

run

i fucking hate you

bobblehead

boioioioioing

wins every staring contest

i'm fast as fuck boi

treeple (tree fucks)

the big man on campus

chews with his mouth open (ewwww!!!!!)

me when i FUCKING GET YOU

run like you fucking mean it, little bitch

it's always slightly faster than you

also i fucking hate these things with a scorching passion

merry christmas!

creaky footsteps

wants to wish you a merry christmas!

walk up to him and he'll spread his jolly cheer

just like santa claus, he's always watching you

so don't be naughty and stay up walking past your bedtime, or you're getting a handful (mouthful) of coal (hot lead)!

"what is th- is that a gun!?"

OW MY EARS

wallop him in a holly jolly scuffle and be rewarded with his merry presents! (it's a gun)

normal human being

hey guys it's me your teammate

let me walk over to you i swear nothing bad will happen

guys these theater masks are the latest style you should try them on

the funny box

living pipe bomb

listen to my tune

GET OUT get the FUCK OUT

big ass forehead

your forehead is LARGE. like, EXTREMELY massive

you could play tic-tac-toe on that shit bro

you made fun of her forehead, now she's surgically removing yours

"huh, i wonder for whom the bell tolls" FOR THEE.

[sleepinginmygrave]

i'm just very very normal about animals atm haha dw

EVAN I NEED YOUR OPINION ON COWS RN 😡😡😡

😟😟😟 dont hurt me what have i done to deserve this treatment

cows are amazing and perfect in every way i love them btw

[undertale-writing-times]

Skelly's babybones who's female gets sent home because they wore something that showed her shoulders. What happens? For the mafia boys, please?

Course :) thanks for sending in the ask!

Wiseguy: Wiseguy understands that rules are set to make it so teens can learn but... really?! Shoulders? He keeps his babybones home for a little while, and starts to collect pictures. Mostly the boys that were allowed to wear shirts that had dirty words on them, or people who could wear pants that were hanging down almost past their butt, and a lot of other things. Then he'll go to the school and threaten to sue because they're picking on the girls while allowing guys to do this? If his babybones gets in trouble, then they should as well. 

Bones: Just like Wiseguy, they are not happy, but they would go about it much... softer? Maybe? They make a few posts about what happened, and gets other parents to sign something and then brings it to the school. "A lot of parents are unhappy about your actions against female students. It ain't right to be doin' it just cause they got their shoulders showin' the fact that you're tryna sexualize young girls is somethin' nobody should be doin'" So either they do something to stop this from happening or they're gonna get in a lot of trouble.

Clip: He would go right to the school and start bitching. "What are ya talkin' about?! My daughter just came here wearin' somethin' that shows off her shoulders and you'd go ahead and send her home? What? Ya think she's hot or somethin' you damn sicko" he's going to keep complaining. It doesn't make sense to him that they would kick someone out just for that. "It distracts the other students" yeah, because you guys make it a big deal! 

Boss: He would pull some strings, talk to some animals, and get them to invest the school so it has to shut down. Nobody fucks with him or his babybones! He'll send rats at them... of course they would leave before any of them get hurt or anything. 

Books: He'd most likely just hack into the school and change a few things haha. He would keep doing that until they decide to change the rule and nobody would ever be able to trace it back to him. He would change some of the teachers numbers to the numbers of bad places, like a butcher or something, and change the names to 'Mr. Poopster'. He's having too much fun with this. 

Crank: If it's the first time, he wouldn't do anything, but if they were focusing too much on his babybones because she's a hybrid child, he's gonna sue because of that. How can they say that they welcome everyone if hybrids are treated bad? Of course he can't sue cause, you know, mafia but his datemate can!

Envy: When he hears that his babybones was sent home for something like that, he would get annoyed, but he ignores it for now. If it happens a few more times though? Then he would most likely send his boys to deal with one of the teachers. It was only one of her teachers that was picking on her pretty much, and he doesn't want that. He won't hurt the teacher that bad but he would threaten them into quitting. 

Pride: As annoyed as that makes him, he can't really do anything about it. If it keeps happening, he's going to ask to talk to the teacher and everything, and he asks if anyone was kicked out for the same reason? Because, you know, he might start to think that they're doing it to just... pick on his babybones because she's a hybrid. 

[sleepinginmygrave]

hi pooie

hello poopster

[wyrmoffastring]

My dogs legal names and what I call them

Tesla

named after the scientist, not the car, older than the concept of the cybertruck so don't @ me

Tessl

Tesly-poo

Tinsel

Christmas Dog

Tonsil

Tonsiltis

Testicular Torsion

Goodest Boy

Bestest Boy

Baby Boy

Tiny Tiny Boy

Dumbass

Curie

yes, also like the scientist

BeeBee

Baby Boop

Boopster

Cuddledog

Pupsicle

Trembledog

Snuffles

Baby Girl

Storm Detection Unit

Sillyboop

Leia

name self explanatory i mean look at those ears

Poopster

Pooperino

Poopsicle

Demon

Demon Dog

Evil

Pest Control

Scheisshund

Lil Shit

Shitster

Sheister

Gremlin

Foul Tarnished

Momch

Food Motivated Disaster

Demon Spawn

Spawn of Satan

Oh What The Fuck

Proud Hunter

Bitch

[wahjaunfngs]

Poopy poopster poop

[kitty999]

poopster

[kmp78]

„But… there’s always next week. 😛“

Or never…😂😂

Party poopster! 🤨

[rippingoffkingarthur]

Pict of Grenadine Luncher, Poopster Lizardsaurus, and Triv Totally from ROKA #345...

[satan-is-a-furry]

The Poopster

[ev-enhotterthanyou]

poopster in going to bed early are you proud of me😔💔

10:30pm is early??? no wonder youve got me up all night every night (no innuendo intended ;))