#poo and his unexpected references

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Silly question

If i pull from poo's uhhh.. braid, would he say a funny line like those "pull the string" toys?

"HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT'S RIGHT./ref"-⚪

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Grand-Evil-Pa au: Dinner With BigMama (part 1)

A continuation of this post.

Also art at the end of the outfits.

Casey Jr panics about what to wear, from watching TV with Huginn and Muninn he’s suppose to be fancy at a restaurant. He’s tried on different suits all of which the gargoyles judged until they decided on something dark blue. The gargoyles help him style his hair in a presentable braid. All in all he cleans up very nicely.

Meanwhile Draxum doesn’t bother to even polish him armor. It takes a lot a convincing for him to allow the Gargoyles to braid his hair, and to get him to throw on a (clip on) bow.

Arriving at the Hotel they’re greeted by Big Mama who’s wearing a dark purple dress with acid green gems. A sign of her wealth, and a subtle jab at Draxum. Green like the mutagen Draxum’s trying to recreate, green like the turtles, green like the color of envy. One must play mind games not only with their words but also their presentation.

Like Draxum, Big Mama’s assistant also threw on a bow and called it a day.

Casey Jr feels overdressed for the occasion now, fearful that this could somehow offend Big Mama. On the contrary, Big Mama coos all over him, even going so far as to pinch his cheeks. She’s overjoyed to see the “adorable” face behind the mask.

Draxum: “We’re here, we can start now”

Big Mama: “Oh don’t rush things Draxy! We’ll speak business after dinner! Come along munchie boos our reservation’s at 4:00 and we wouldn’t want to be late!”

Casey Jr: “reservation?”

Big Mama: “We’re eating out. Don’t worry I’ve made arrangements for us to be the only occupants. I know Draxum’s probably filled your head with worries about being seen, a shame he wants to keep such an adorable face like yours hidden.”

Draxum’s fuming, Big Mama isn’t being subtle at all with her remarks. The cherry on top being the unexpected restaurant trip. He had expected her host the dinner at her hotel, playing on her rules, but going to a restaurant was unexpected. He doesn’t know what she’s planning but he knows to be cautious.

They arrive at “Hole in a Wall”, greeted by Hueso himself. Guiding them inside an indeed empty restaurant to an elegant table already set for them. Hueso doesn’t comment on their human guest, knowing better than to question powerful yoki less he want his restaurant shut down. Except it rather hard when said human was staring at him, unnerving for it wasn’t one of bewilderment but rather recognition.

In his distraction Casey Jr let’s Big Mama guide him to sit next to her leaving Draxum and her assistant to sit across from them.

Big Mama: “Tell me about yourself, how long have you been staying with your ‘grandfather’. You seem to have been a rather well taken care of secret, seeing as Draxum’s kept his lips zippity tight about you.”

Casey Jr: “Uhm, well, you see, uhhh, the thing is-”

Draxum: “He’s been in my custody for a few months now. What about you? This is around the time you lost the best Battle Nexus Champion.”

Oof sore spot, but Draxum needs to change the subject away from Casey Jr. Big Mama’s Assistant seems to perk up in interest/snap to attention at the subject change. Meanwhile Casey Jr frowns his brows in though, trying to recall what they’re referring to. There was a lot of drama in the pre-Kraang past, it was getting hard to keep up but he was vaguely familiar with most it (having heard most of it as the focus of bedtime stories growing up.)

Big Mama: “My Battle Nexus Champion you mean. What an ugly subject to bring up during dinner Draxy-poo. Here I am trying to extent an olive branch and here you go trying to burn it. The loss of Lou is still a fresh wound.”

Casey Jr still trying to figure things out: “Lou, Lou, Lou, oh Lou Jitsu! We’re talking about pop-pop!”

Casey Jr looks down embarrassed by how long it took him to finally connected the dot, and how he basically shouted. Draxum swells with pride because while Casey Jr hadn’t done it intentionally, he had still managed leave Big Mama at a loss words, an impressive feat. Big Mama’s Assistant subtly taps Big Mama with her foot under the table. The tap ended being stronger than intended as Big Mama’s assistant herself was surprised because the kid said “pop-pop” when referring to the Lou Jitsu. The same Lou Jitsu she watched for hours trying to replicate his moves, the same fighter Big Mama was so infatuated with, the greatest battle nexus champion ever.

Edit: I forgot to add the art I did for Big Mama’s and Casey Jr’s outfits. 🥲 oh well! Here it is now:

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Chapter 2 - Show Time

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Synopsys: The name of the series is super random, don't mind me. Reader is a postgraduate student at NYU, made a docuseries on her research, and the show got picked up by Netflix. She goes on a press tour and meets Tom on a ‘chat show’. They get together and she decides to stay for a few days in London with him. This could be an amazing few days or more? It’s been interesting writing how they’ll deal with distance and tight schedules once ‘honeymoon’ is over...

Heads up: my first language is Portuguese, so that might explain some things here - of course, I wrote thinking about myself hahaha

Warnings for the series: mention of illicit drugs, angst caused by distance, smut (next chapters, very explicit), anxiety caused by paparazzi, and rude random people taking photos.

Other than that, this is just my guilty pleasure writing so lots of caring sweet Tom and fluffiness.

Chapter 1 - A new city

Chapter 2 - Show time

Chapter 3 - Unexpected texts

Chapter 4 - A new day

No extra warnings. A lot of it was adapted from the real interview, so you might wanna watch it again before reading this, for refreshing. The docu-series doesn't have a name, so you can imagine your own favorite subject.

HEY THERE EVERYBODY! MY NAME IS TOM HANKS AND IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE TO SAY WELCOME TO THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW!

You walked down the corridor led by the stage assistant, but you could already hear the cheering and claps close by. “Don’t worry. There’s a monologue and then he’ll introduce you guys.” She smiled at you. You smiled back. Nervous smile.

“I think I need to poo.” You said.

“What?” She stopped and looked at you.

“No. I don’t really need to poo. I’m just really nervous.” You said. She definitely thought you were in way over your head.

“Okay, just wait there and you’ll go on stage when he calls your name. Frank is there to signal, don’t worry. Good luck!” She said and turned back running.

“Ok. Thank you!” You shouted after her but she was already gone.

“Shhh!” The other guy with a headpiece, Frank you assumed, shushed you.

“Sorry.” You whispered. You looked to the side and Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland were talking. Jake was taller than you imagined. Tom was shorter.

“Oh don’t worry. You’re the star here, you can do whatever you want to.” An older voice said to you. He was obviously joking. You looked to see Tom Hanks. You smiled and nodded. God, please don’t let me freeze from starstruck now. Please.

“Ehh…” You’re pathetic.

“Hi!” Said Gwyneth Paltrow to everyone in the dark zone, having just arrived after you. Everyone responded excitedly.

“You guys are on. On my mark.” Said Frank pointing to Tom and Jake. They looked at you and said hello but you could barely answer before hearing Graham Norton’s voice going:

HES THE OSCAR NOMINATED STAR OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, NIGHTCRAWLER, AND DONNIE DARKO. PLEASE WELCOME JAKE GYLLENHAAL!

And Jake went up the small flight of stairs. The curtains opened for a while and the sound got really loud and everything went bright. You took a look at Tom Holland and boy was he hot. He was looking at you too. You smiled and he smiled back.

HE’S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN. IT'S MISTER TOM HOLLAND!

“See you out there.” He said and walked out. You barely had time to process anything when Frank pointed at you and said: “You’re next”. You were still trying to remember how to walk when you heard:

SHE’S THE PRODUCER AND STAR OF A BRAND NEW NETFLIX DOCU-SERIES. STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK: MISS (Y/N)!

Up you go. You walked out and Graham Norton went to greet you. He went for a kiss on the cheek and you went for a hug. Great. Off to a good start. He laughed it off and showed you the couch where Tom and Jake were standing in front and clapping. You went for a kiss on the cheek this time with both of them when you greeted them.

“Hi!” You said casually. Graham was speaking and soon Gwyneth was standing by your side. She greeted you and the actors by your side and then there was only Tom Hanks left. His introduction was longer and the cheering was way louder. But you weren’t surprised by that. This place was massive. There are so many people here. Way more than you’d think by watching from home.

“We met backstage.” Tom Hanks said pointing to the other guests on the couch.

“You all chatted backstage. I went backstage, I didn’t see the two of you. Nor you (y/n). Where were you guys?” Graham asked.

“We were there” Jake said.

“We waived” Tom said.

“Yeah, I- I was late.” You said laughing a little.

“Very suspicious. I bet you were having your own private party with your entourage.” Graham said making everyone laugh.

“Welcome all! Welcome all!” Graham went on to start the round of interviews and apparently, Tom Hanks was the first topic. You just smiled and laughed along, copying the way Gwyneth Paltrow was sitting and concentrating to keep your posture straight. Once in a while you would laugh and moment by moment you were getting more relaxed, even touching thighs with Tom accidentally when you laughed.

…

“I started recording Woody in 1991.” Tom Hanks said.

“Guess who wasn’t born then?” Graham said and both you and Tom raised our arms laughing.

“I was having sex I think, by 1991.” Gwyneth said.

“And so were our parents.” Said Tom gesturing between you and him. Everybody laughed.

“He probably meant his mom and his dad and my mom and my dad. Separately.” And everyone laughed even harder.

“Ok. We painted a picture now.” Graham said.

“You never know, it was a crazy time back then in 91” Jake added making everyone bust out laughing.

…

“Now, our newest guest tonight is the beautiful (y/n). This is your first time in the show!” Graham said looking at you. Oh boy. This is it.

“Yeah! This is crazy. Thank you for having me! And my first time in London!” You answered, blushing a little by the claps and cheering from the audience.

“Now, of course, (y/n) you’re the star and the producer of a documentary. The new Netflix series everybody is talking about. Have you guys seen it?” He asked the other guests.

“Absolutely! It's so good! I loved it!” Tom Hanks said. You stared at him like he just said the most absurd thing, and then Gwyneth said:

“We loved it! It's so different from everything we’ve seen out there.” She complimented you. You put your hands together and bowed your head in gratitude.

“I started watching it today when I knew you were coming here, but everybody is talking about it! It's so good! I wanted to binge-watch everything but then we had to come here.” Jake said.

“Own! Thank you, that’s very sweet.” You said.

“What about you Tom Holland? Have you seen it? Or have you guys met before? Because you have the same age, isn’t that right?” Graham asked him, pointing between the two of you.

“I was the one who told Jake to watch it! I must have seen it twice already!” He said laughing.

“What? Twice?” You laughed.

“Yeah because every time someone’s watching it if I’m passing by, I’ll just sit down and watch along. And all my friends decided to watch it now, it’s like some fever, I don’t know, it’s just really fun and you actually feel smarter binging it!” He said making everybody laugh along.

“But did you guys knew each other already? Because you sure sound like a fan!” Graham teased him. Tom shook his head no and you answered first.

“No…well, I know you. I definitely know all of you. But we’ve never met.” You said vaguely, trying to change the focus from you and Tom. But Graham was on a mission.

“Are you sure? Because the two of you weren’t seen early on backstage so I’m just wondering…” He said cheekily.

“I was late today! It was quite not British of me, I know, but we were very late so I didn’t get the chance to say hello before. Sorry, everyone” You said apologizing to everybody on the couch who waived and laughed politely.

“That’s quite alright. Thankfully you’re not British so we won’t punish you. Well, maybe we’ll leave that to Tom later if you’re into that sort of thing” Graham said making you and Tom very much embarrassed.

“These 90’s kids are crazy man” Jake added making everybody laugh.

“Anyway, we have a clip for you guys.” Graham announced.

[CLIP FROM THE SERIES]

“That’s so great! By the way, I introduced you saying ‘from new york’, because the show was taped there, but you’re not really from NY are you? You’re actually…uh… from (your city/country)! Is that right?” Graham asked you and the rest of the cast looked at you interested.

“Yes! That’s right. But I’ve been living in New York for a good while now so, that’s ok.” You answered.

“You’re getting your PhD, isn’t it?” Tom Hanks asked you.

“Yes, the show was part of my research, actually. I’m surprised you know that.” You said.

“Dude, I told you to pick up a book once in a while. Jake said teasingly to Tom, who just laughed and shook his head looking down.

“You guys are making this so much easier to me. Thanks!” He said sarcastically. Now it was your turn to get embarrassed.

“He’s right though, you might wanna step up your game here cause she’s both smart and beautiful. Do you speak…how many is it? 5 languages?” Graham stepped in.

“Well, I mean…sort of, yeah. I guess.” You answered kind of embarrassed for being in the spotlight, but glad it was about your brains and not looks.

“And the show is so good! I’ve seen a critic saying that is (your reference) meet Humans of NY. In a good way! Where the idea came from? Did you always wanted to film a tv show?” Graham asked you.

“Well, first of all. Thank you for the compliments and I’m truly honored by the comparison to (your reference) and Humans of NY, because I truly watch and admire those projects, so they’ve definitely inspired us. But uh…about filming a TV show, I guess not. I’m researching (your subject of preference). But I’ve always loved to, you know, get in there and get ‘my hands dirty’, I wouldn’t want to write about something I haven’t experienced. So I got to know so many incredible stories and amazing people. I followed their routines and there were so many great plots…I just couldn’t let that go. And I’m really glad I didn’t. It’s like we’re highlighting the extraordinary in the ordinary. I’m really glad people liked it as much as I did because it would have been really heartbreaking if nobody cared, I guess.” You laughed. Everyone was staring at you in awe. You got really excited when you were talking about this project. Maybe a little too excited.

“How did you do that by the way?” Gwyneth asked you.

“Did what?” you said.

“Get them to care about it. To give it a shot.” She explained.

“I’m not sure. I think there’s so much noise out there. And everyone is just competing for our attention, but they don’t always have anything to say. And these people have so much to say. To teach us. I just tried to show that.” You answered honestly.

“Well, thank you for that. And not jinx anything, but I have a feeling we’ll be hearing a lot more about you too. Any new projects coming soon?” He asked you.

“Uh…not really. I’m just living in this high for now, I guess. But it really has already opened so many doors, I’m very grateful for that.” You answered honestly.

“And your boyfriend must be really proud too" Graham asked teasingly.

“No, no boyfriend.” You answered suspiciously.

“Ah! Of course.” He winked nothing discreetly in Tom’s direction.

“So there’s a chance Tom! You might want to pay attention to this next one. Gwyneth Paltrow! What is this I hear about vagina steaming?” Graham continued making everyone bust out laughing.

…

The show went on and soon, the topic was Tom again. “I was making a film with Doug Liman, in Montreal. And I was playing a real tough kid and he asked me to grow as much facial hair as I could.” Tom told everybody. You just looked very closely at him, because his face was very much hairless.

“I think we got a picture.” Graham said. And then everybody was laughing out loud.

“(y/n)? Is your heart won yet?” Graham teased. You just laughed.

“Oh come on! The kid’s got better moments! You got to give him a chance!” He teased some more.

“Oh man! What is going on with this show? I swear I did not put him up to this!” Tom said looking at you and you just laughed awkwardly.

“It’s true! I did!” Jake said laughing and then got up to high five Graham.

“You know, if this wasn’t going so badly I’d ask if my mom put you up to this. Cause she’s the only other person I know who’s so focused on getting me matched.” You teased.

“You think its going badly?” Tom asked and the crowd “aww” loudly. Silence and some laughs.

“Right, moving on.” Graham joked and everybody laughed. You were feeling a little awkward, especially because you did not want him to think you weren’t interested, just not while in a tv show. But you can’t get things mixed up. This stuff is new to you, but you’re not some schoolgirl. Focus on the job. Stormzy was singing now, so the show must be almost over.

…

“Oh this is wicked! I was really happy when I saw you’d be here!” Stormzy said when he sat on the couch.

“Me? Wow! Really?” you asked him, surprised.

“Oh-oh looks like you got competition Tom Holland” Graham joked and Tom just laughed and shook his head.

“Well cause your show is just really cool” He said to me.

“Wow! Thank you for saying that!” You couldn’t believe this, someone from all across the world liked something you did. You’re going to get emotional.

“You know that we live really close to each other?” Tom asked him.

“Is it? Where do you live?” Stormzy answered and the conversation went on.

AND THAT’S IT FOR THE SERIES! IF YOU’D JOIN ME NEXT WEEK FOR A LOOK BACK AT SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE PAST 12 WEEKS. WE’LL BE BACK IN THE AUTUMN, TILL THEN HAVE A GREAT SUMMER! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY BYE BYE!

This was becoming routine now, but there’s no other way to describe it other than to say that you loved and hated every minute of it. Well, at least it’s done now. The lights went out and when everybody stopped clapping and cheering the producer approached you guys and said you were taking a picture. Graham went for the back of the couch and everyone snuggled a little closer. Tom put his hand on your thigh and you instinctively looked at it. “Sorry.” He mumbled and took it off. You just smiled and shook your head lightly. After some pictures, you made sure to thank everybody and say how much of a fan of them you are. When it was your turn to talk to Tom he said laughing: “Sorry about that whole thing” You could tell he was uncomfortable.

“No, common! He was playing with us. Well, you more.” You dismissed.

“Yeah! It was fun though. Had a great time, it was great to meet you!” He said politely.

“You too. Love your movies! Can’t wait to see the new one.” You offered and heard someone calling your name.

“Right this way Miss.” The stage assistant called.

“Ok, so…bye! Good luck on growing your facial hair!” What. You. Idiot. He just laughed it off. And touched his chin.

“Right. I’ll try my best. Thank you! Good luck with (your research subject)” He said back.

“Alright, thanks” You had to go, the stage assistant was getting impatient. “Bye Tom.” You offered your hand and he hesitated a bit before taking it and shake.

“Bye (y/n).” He said.

David was already waiting for you down the small flight of stairs. “That was really great! Congratulations!” He hugged you.

“That…wasn’t bad, right?” You said. “I actually had fun.” You completed while you two made your way to the little room where you did your makeup and hair earlier.

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Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

I guess I should provide my hottt takes on the new DBS movie.  A few days ago, they did this video for Comic Con announcing the title of the movie and teasing some details about the story.  

I gotta say, this is exactly why I’ve never had any interest in Comic Con.    They put this on YouTube, I guess because of the pandemic, but any other year they would have gathered an enormous crowd and made them stand in line for hours to watch all of this in person.   I live in the Midwest, and when I went to comic book conventions it was for the sole purpose of rummaging through back issue bins.   SDCC was always promoted like the biggest and most important convention in the U.S., but all I ever heard about it were trailers for movies and TV shows.   Or, like, you had to go to Comic Con because that was the only way to get an exclusive Orange Lantern Hal Jordan action figure or something.   They would always hype up all of this useless stuff and I just never heard of anything so important that I was willing to fly out to San Diego and stand in line for three hours for it.   So now SDCC peels back the curtain with this video, about something I’m fairly interested in, but it’s really not that big a deal.  I found out most of the information on Twitter before I even knew to watch this video.

But I’m just not that hyped about trailers or sneak peaks or sneak peaks at trailers.   Which is probably why I waited this long to talk about it.  

I’ll just go through the video.   The first four minutes are Hironobu Kageyama performing “Cha La HEAD Cha La” live on the stage.   That’s a pretty epic way to open this, but I feel like it oversells the importance of this event.  You finish watching him and you think you’re about to see the movie itself, instead of hearing from the people who made it.  

Next we have Sascha, the host of this panel.   He speaks better English than I do, but I’m not sure what the point was in having any of this in English since he has to talk to the guests in Japanese.   Pretty much all of the important information in this video is in Japanese, and I think everyone understood that going in.   I guess it does give an international feel.  If I spoke another language as fluently as Sascha, I’d want to show it off too.

4:56 is where Masako Nozawa comes out, and she’s just a joy to watch.   She looks like this sweet grandmotherly figure, all warm smiles and then she busts out “Ossu! Ora Goku!” and immediately sounds like a badass. 

Guest #2 is Akio Iyoku, Toriyama’s editor.   Not to be confused with the awesome editor who poo-pooed all the androids and Cell’s semiperfect form.    That was Yu Kondo.  Iyoku comes out dressed like Goku, but he can’t talk like him so he’s immediately second-tier. 

Guest #3 is Norohiro Hayashida, Producer from Toei Anaimation.   He is also rocking the Goku cosplay, which would be a faux pas in most fandoms, but he can just say that he’s cosplaying as Krillin or Yamcha, which gives him greater nerd credibility because those are more obscure references.

Around 8:30 we really start getting into this, and they show us a model sheet of Piccolo.  Is Piccolo being in the new movie a big surprise?   He had a dry spell in the mid-90s, but he’s been in every Dragon Ball movie made in this century so far.   And it’s not like they changed his look, like when they put Goku and Vegeta in those adorable coats last time.   I’m not complaining about any of this.  It’s nice to see that a) Piccolo is confirmed for new movie and b) they didn’t tinker with his appearance.  

All I’m saying is that they only brought up this model sheet to show off how they’re using his color scheme from the manga as opposed to the anime.   Hence the red belt and the yellower arm sections.   In the anime, the belt was always blue, and his biceps were hot pink instead of off-yellow.   But it’s such a subtle thing that even Sascha didn’t pick up on it.   It’s like they were hyping up the fact that it’s such a minor change.    I like it, don’t get me wrong, but it’s a weird flex.   Also, he looks like he still has his five-fingered anime hands, so I’m not that impressed.   Give us four fingers, Toei!

Sascha asks Masako Nozawa what she thinks about Piccolo and she just starts off with “He was Gohan’s teacher,” and talks about how strong and cool he looks.    She speaks of him like he’s a family member, because she’s awesome.

Next up, we have Pan, and now we’re talking.  The scuttlebutt is that this was the character Toriyama was referring to when he spoke of an “unexpected character”.  And I guess Pan fits the bill, since I don’t think anyone expected her to be this old in the movie.   I understand this is her kindergarten uniform, so she’d have to be about five or six years old.  I love Masako Nozawa’s reaction here.   Throughout this video, you can see that Goku and Gohan aren’t just roles to her.   

I’ll put on my fanboy hat here and point out that Pan’s age may imply that this movie takes place after the final episode of Dragon Ball Z.    She looks older here than she did when she fought Wild Tiger, at any rate.   So far, the entire Dragon Ball Super franchise has been set during the ten-year gap between the Buu crisis and the finale of Z.    So everyone has been wondering if DBS would move beyond End of Z, or whether Akira Toriyama even still recognizes the continuity of those final chapters.   They were supposed to be ten years of peace, but all the battles in DBS say otherwise.   Also, I’m pretty sure Pan and Bulla’s ages in the DBZ finale don’t line up well with their appearances in Super, but I’ve never studied it very closely.  

So this might be set post End of Z, or this might be Toriyama retconning End of Z altogether.  I’m interested to see which way this goes. 

Here’s Krillin, still working for the police, although his uniform looks more like Bronze Age Lex Luthor than anything else. Like Piccolo, the “big” story here is that he’s been tweaked to resemble the coloring in the manga, so his sclera are now white instead of fleshtoned.  

Never mind that, here’s Piccolo’s house.  This is probably the breakout star of this video, because I think everybody is excited to see Piccolo’s house.   Because it’s new lore!  No one even knew if he had one or not.   It was a running gag in DBZ Abridged that he was homeless.   I mean, congratulations to Krillin for getting his eyes colored in right, but that doesn’t tell me anything new about the character.  But Piccolo’s house is a big friggin’ deal.   What’s inside of there?  What’s on the second floor?   Check out his mailbox.   What kind of mail does he get?  It’s exciting.  

Nozawa even points out that she and her co-workers would talk about this sort of thing in the recording studio.    That’s a big deal to me, that the voice actors think about the same kind of stuff that I do as a fan.   

Around 15:30, they start talking about Toriyama’s commitment to the making of this movie, which seems like a weird thing to focus on, because he wrote the screenplay to the last two movies.   Did anyone think he was stepping back? I get the impression that there’s still some hard feelings about the failure of Dragon Ball Evolution, in the sense that they want to reassure everyone that we’re still in good hands.   I suppose one of these days, Toriyama won’t be as heavily involved in a project like this, so maybe it makes sense for Toei and Shueisha to make it clear that today is not that day.

On the other hand, Toriyama was just as involved with Broly as he was with Resurrection F, and Broly was a much better film.  The Dragon Ball Super manga seems to have revived the old argument over who’s to blame when the story is a letdown, and I think that misses the point.  Look, the Zamasu arc sucked, and I don’t care who wrote what parts, or whether Toriyama had a bad idea or whether he handed a good idea off that was badly executed.   They can hash that out behind the scenes if they want to.  

About 19 minutes in, they show us this model sheet, and refuse to explain who these guys are or what they’re doing in the movie.   Are they villains?  Who knows?  I’d like to think they’re important characters to the story, but I have my doubts that Krillin will have a big part to play.  

At 20 minutes, they announce the title of the movie, and I’m not very thrilled with “Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero.” They can talk it up as much as they want, and maybe the title is relevant to the plot, but it’s just too many uses of the word “super”.   Especially when they’ve got another series called “Super Dragon Ball Heroes” on YouTube. 

Then we get this teaser trailer, or whatever you want to call it, with a CG Goku hopping around and doing his classic fighting pose.  Now, for some reason, lots of people concluded that this means the entire movie will be done in this CG style, which has led to a debate over whether or not that’s a good thing.  If they can make the whole movie look this slick, then I’m fine with it.  Hell, I’m not picky.   They could animate the whole thing in Yukio Ebisawa style, and I’d be thrilled. 

But I’m not understanding where people got the idea that it’s definitely going to be a 100% CGI movie.   They never spell that out in this video, and they even go out of their way to admit that this shot of Goku isn’t actually from the movie.   So is there some other source people are referring to, or did everyone just jump to conclusions?  

And that’s pretty much it.   I don’t mean to sound negative on this panel, but I don’t feel like they revealed very much, unless this is actually going to turn out to be Piccolo and Pan having an adventure by themselves.    I think Toei could make a movie like that and it would be a success, but I have my doubts that they’d go in that direction.  If this is going to turn out to be another big slugfest with Vegeta, then I’m down for that too, but don’t show me Piccolo’s house if the movie’s going to be about Vegeta punching a guy. 

Bottom line: I’m still looking forward to this, but I don’t feel like I know much more about the movie than I did before.   Well, except for the part about Piccolo’s house.  I’m looking forward to seeing the inside of it.

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MM ANON SEASON TWO.

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💜💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻PG INTERPRETATION OF SEASON TWO:THE RETURN OF MM ANON 🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜

1. April 15, 2020

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻WELCOME BACK MM ANON 🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

APRIL 14/2020 1735 hrs CST

RIDDLE NUMBER ONE SEASON TWO: THE RETURN OF MM ANON

THANK YOU MM ANON

MM ANON …… doctor gone batty……… LA for dummies ……… Doctors Within Borders ……… social insistence ………… hugs not bugs……… absolutely isolated Kate. ……… “ not a whisper ma’am ……… St George’s chapel of course!!…………… with humility skippy, with humility

doctor gone batty………

WELL, WELL, WELL, I AM HAVING A SENSE OF DÉJÀVU. I CERTAINLY AM GLAD I TOOK TIME OFF TO RECHARGE MY BATTERIES OVER EASTER 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣? I, ALONG WITH MOST REASONABLE PEOPLE KNOW MADAM HAS NEVER LEFT THE U.K. AND IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT LIVING THE “HIGH”🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂LIFE IN L.A. SHE IS, AS SUSPECTED, IN SOME SORT OF CUSTODIAL CARE, CRIMINAL, PSYCHIATRIC OR BOTH. EITHER WAY, SHE HAS A PSYCHIATRIST AND OR OTHER MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS ON HER TREATMENT PLAN. TRUE TO FORM, SHE DOES NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO THEREFORE COMPLETELY UNCOOPERATIVE AND MANIPULATIVE IN CARE. HENCE THE VERNACULAR USE OF THE WORD BATTY, SLANG FOR CRAZY. THE DOCTOR HAS GONE CRAZY TRYING TO DEAL WITH HER.

LA for dummies ………

THE WHOLE SET OF ZILLIONS OF BOOKS FOR DUMMIES WERE EXTREMELY POPULAR IN THE 1990’s . ANY TOPIC HAD A BLANK FOR DUMMIES BOOK. HER PR AND THE LIES IE MANSION PURCHASED ETC ETC.TRAVALYST REGISTERED. BIG NEWS YESTERDAY SAYING HARRY DROPPED THE NAME MOUNTBATTEN-WINDSOR. I AM VERY CERTAIN HIS AND WILLIAMS SURNAME IS WALES. BECAUSE I RECALL SEEING IT ON THEIR MILITARY RANK AND UNIFORMS, CADET WALES, CAPTAIN WALES ETC. SO SHE IS SO DUMB SHE HAS PR MAKE A BIG WHOOP ABOUT THIS AND ITS NOT ACCURATE.SHE IS USING FOR DUMMIES BOOK TO BUILD HER FALSE L.A. LIFE. SAD PATHETIC.

Doctors Within Borders ………

DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS IS AN INTERNATIONAL GROUP OF PHYSICIANS WHO VOLUNTEER TO HELP OUT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WITHOUT REGARDS TO ANY POLITICAL CONCERNS. THEY GO BECAUSE OF THE NEED AND THEIR OATHS AS PHYSICIANS. HERE WE HAVE WITHIN BORDERS. THE BORDERS ARE AN AREA IN SCOTLAND. MIGHT THAT BE WHERE SHE IS BEING HELD BY LAW ENFORCEMENT? I USE THAT LOOSELY COULD BE MI5 OR ANY BRANCH.

I ALSO WONDER IF MADAM, AS WE HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF, TRIED TO CROSS BORDERS AT TIMES TO HIDE TO NO AVAIL.

social insistence …………

WITH THE PANDEMIC, THE TERM SOCIAL DISTANCE HAS BEEN DRILLED INTO OUR HEADS. THEN , THEY REALIZED THIS MIGHT MEAN DEPRIVATION OF EMOTIONAL CONTACTS, MOST ARE NOW USING THE TERM PHYSICAL DISTANCING. REGARDLESS, MADAM DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THAT IT HAS RIPPED HEADLINES FROM HER.

I BET CHICKY POO 💩 IS DEMANDING SOCIAL ACTIVITIES. SHE WANTS TO AND NEEDS TO MERCH BUT MORESO HER EGO NEEDS FOOD, BADLY!! SHE IS STARVED FOR ANY POSITIVE ATTENTION. THE JOKE ARCHWELL SITE BEING HELD HOSTAGE IS THE PENULTIMATE REVENGE. GREAT JOB WILLIAM!!!

hugs not bugs………

SHE HAS BEEN THOUGHT TO HAVE PLANTED RECORDING AND LISTENING DEVICES AT VARIOUS PLACES IN ORDER TO TRY AND RECORD PRIVATE ROYAL VIDEO OR CONVERSATION. DISGUSTING BINT!! THERE HAS BEEN A COMPLETE SWEEPING OF ALL THE RESIDENCES AND OFFICES QUITE SOMETIME AGO AND SHE HAS NOT BEEN IN ANY OF THESE PLACES SINCE.

JUST JOVIALLY THE ROYAL FAMILY PREFERS HUGS, NOT FROM HER THOUGH, TO BUGS. SASLY, LIKE THE REST OF US, DUE TO THE COVID ISSUE, THEY ARE NOT ABLE TO ALL BE PHYSICALLY TOGETHER TO HUG , ESPECIALLY HMTQ, PRINCESS CHARLOTTE AND PRINCE LOUIS’BIRTHDAY. THANK GOD FOR FACETIME, SKYPE ETC ETC.

RIGHT NOW THE BIGGEST BUG IS COVID-19! SURELY SHE IS NOT YAPPING FOR ATTENTION INSTEAD OF EVEN CARING A WHITE ABOUT THE PANDEMIC. OF COURSE SHE DOESNT CARE. SHES A NARC!!!

absolutely isolated Kate. ………

WILLIAM IS TALKING WITH CATHERINE, ALTHOUGH HE WOULD NEVER CALL HER KATE BECAUSE SHE PREFERS CATHERINE, HOWEVER, HE IS TELLING HER HOW ISOLATED THE PLACE IS WHERE MADAM IS CURRENTLY BEING “HOSTED”. I AM CERTAIN THAT IS A HUGE RELIEF FOR HER! SOME MIGHT THINK THIS IS A VACATION PLAN THATS QUIET BUT THATS UNTHINKABLE DURING THE PANDEMIC.

“ not a whisper ma’am ………

LG SPEAKING WITH HMTQ, VIA TELEPHONE, SHE IS SAFELY ENSCONCED AT WINDSOR CASTLE. HE IS UPDATING HER, REASSURING THAT THINGS ARE COMPLETELY COVERT.

St George’s chapel of course!!……………

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY 100%BEATRICE AND EDO’S WEDDING. ONCE THINGS COME OUT, IT WILL BE REVEALED ABOUT HRH PRINCE ANDREW BEING THE FIRST POINT OF ATTACK, TO NO SUCCESS. THE PLAN IN THE WORKS FOR A DECADE TO INFILTRATE, THREATEN, DESTROY OUR BELOVED MONARCHY. HE WILL BE VINDICATED AND OUR PRINCESS BEATRICE WILL RECEIVE A GRAND TRULY ROYAL 👰🏽 🎩 WEDDING, AT ST GEORGE’S CHAPEL!!!

with humility skippy, with humility

MM ANON AND THE OTHER ANONS LEFT SO ABRUPTLY MONTHS AGO. I WONDER IF MM ANON IS EXPRESSING HER FEELINGS ABOUT RETURNING TO THE BLOG AND SEASON TWO OF RIDDLES, SHE IS HUMBLY, WITH HUMILITY ASKING SKIPPY TO RETURN.

THE END IS NIGH, I AM THINKING A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR HMTQ AND A BREAK FROM PANDEMIC TO FINALLY SEE JUSTICE ACHIEVED. MM ANON HAS BEEN DIRECTED TO, AS WE ALL KNOW ANYWAYS, SKIPPY YOUR YEARS OF LOYAL, FAITHFULLNESS TO HMTQ, WILL BEAR FRUIT AND THE SCALES OF JUSTICE ARE IN PLAY ⚖️ . WE ALL KNOW 🐼SKIPPY DEAR, WILL BE VERY HAPPY, HUMBLE AND SAY ITS NOT JUST ME, MEANING SHE REFERS TO HERSELF, BUT A TRUE TEAM EFFORT. BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO STARTED THIS TRAIN AND HAS KEPT IT RUNNING FOR YEARS. CHEERS 🥂. MY DEAR FRIEND 🐼, FOR THE END IS NIGH UPON US. HARRY WILL BE FREED AND HE WILL FIND HIS WAY BACK. I HAVE NEVER, NOT FOR ONE SECOND HAD ANY DOUBT ABOUT HIS LOYALTY TO HMTQ, YOU ALL KNOW THAT, I HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY OPEN ABOUT THIS AS SKIPPY HAS.

THE END IS NIGH!

WISHING AND PRAYING FOR THE BEST OF HEALTH FOR HMTQ, HRH THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH, OUR CAMBRIDGES AND OF COURSE OUR HARRY!

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿. April 15/2020

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2. April 30

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊PG INTERPRETATION OF MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MM ANON ……… the only virus ………… wonderful children to hug…… magnificent isolation ma’am……… dirty Megan,clean Harry ……… will never be the same ………… big things for a future princess ……… home cooking ………… “ ground control to major Tom” ………. “ and wash your bloody hands!!!……… an archificial birthday ………… trooping the colours???

APRIL 30/20 1700 hrs CST

SEASON TWO RIDDLE TWO

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊WELL WELL WELL, I HAVE BEEN WAITING, WAITING AND WAITING FOR YOU🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗, HERE YOU ARE, SECOND SEASON RIDDLE TWO. THANK YOU MM ANON 😊😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MM ANON

……… the only virus …………

THERE IS ONE VIRUS THAT HAS CHANGED THE ENTIRE WORLD COMPLETELY FOREVER. THE COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS HAS STOPPED THE 2020th YEAR COLD, DEAD COLD. IT HAS BEEN HORRIFIC TO WATCH IT SPREAD, MUTATE, SPREAD, TOO MANY DEATHS FAR FAR TOO MANY 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.TOILET PAPER BINGES ETC. BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE BUT ALSO THE WORST. I AM A GLASS HALF FULL KINDA GAL. WE HAVE SEEN SO VERY MUCH OF THE BEST OF HUMANITY EVEN TO THE POINT OF DOCTORS, NURSES, GIVING THEIR LIVES CARING FOR THESE PATIENTS. THERE ARE PLENTY OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT NOR FOR BLAME. YOU DO NOT BLAME AN ARSONIST IN THE MIDDLE OF A 12 ALARM FIRE.

wonderful children to hug……

I AM CERTAIN ONCE RESTRICTIONS ARE LIFTED HMTQ WILL BE JUST ACHING FOR HUGS FROM HER FAMILY MEMBERS, YOUNG AND OLD. I AM CERTAIN THE CAMBRIDGE HOUSEHOLD ARE GIVING AND RECEIVING LOTS AND LOTS OF EXTA HUGS. TWO BIRTHDAYS PLUS HMTQ! THEY ARE WONDERFUL CHILDREN, SPLENDID HUGGERS I AM CERTAIN BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING TAUGHT BY THE BEST.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

magnificent isolation ma’am………

LG VIA PHONE TO HMTQ, OR PERHAPS SYDNEY AS HE BRINGS THE COCKTAILS. HMTQ AND HRH THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH HAVE SELF ISOLATED TOGETHER FOR WEEKS AT WINDSOR CASTLE. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE EVENINGS IN WARM COMFY CLOTHES, TV BLARING, HIMSELF WITH HIS BODDINGTONS AND HMTQ WITH HER GIN AND DUBONNET, TALKING OVER ALL THE CHANGES THEY HAVE SEEN DURING THEIR LIVES. THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HAVE FREE TIME TO JUST SHARE WITH ONE ANOTHER, HOW MARVELLOUS. CHEERS 🥂 🍻 TO YOU BOTH. AND TO YOUR CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH🙏🏻🙏🏻. BEEN A MAGNIFICENT ISOLATION!

dirty Megan,clean Harry ………

AHHHHH YES, MADAM IS FILTHY IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, ALLEGEDLY OF COURSE. THE SUIT WITH THE MOS WILL BEAR OR BARE🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂THIS OUT. SHE IS THE LIAR, THE MANIPULATOR, THE PHOTOSHOPPER, THE CON AND GRIFTER, THE WORST OF THE WORST.

SOON, THE WORLD WILL SEE WHAT I AND OTHERS HAVE BEEN SAYING, HARRY HAS BEEN OVERTLY COVERT, ON BEHALF OF HMTQ, TO BRING TO JUSTICE EVERY SINGLE BACKER IN THIS YEARS LONG MESS TO TAKE DOWN THE ROYAL FAMILY.

will never be the same …………

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. HARRY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THEY DIVORCED. TRULY NONE OF US WILL BE, NOR SHOULD WE BE. LIFE IS ABOUT GROWTH, CHANGE, DEALING WITH THE UNEXPECTED OTHERWISE YOU ARE A FAKE HOUSEPLANT COLLECTING DUST OR MADAM!

big things for a future princess ………

OUR CHARLOTTE HAS A BIG BIRTHDAY COMING UP. WE ALREADY, ALMOST SINCE DAY ONE, HAVE SEEN HOW STRONG A PERSONALITY SHE HAS. SHE WILL GROW INTO A FIERY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT PRINCESS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY I HAVE NO DOUBT OF THAT.

BUT, TAKE HEED, HARKEN AND READ IT AGAIN, BIG THINGS FOR A “”F U T U R E””PRINCESS. CHARLOTTE IS ALREADY A PRINCESS. WHO IS THE FUTURE PRINCESS? I KNOW THEY HAVE ALWAYS SAID CAMILLA WILL NEVER TAKE THE TITLE PRINCESS OF WALES BECAUSE OF DIANA. IF NOT HER, THAN WHO IS THE FUTURE PRINCESS?? IF THIS IS CAMILLA, SHALL CHARLES BE REGENT BUT WHAT WOULD HER TITLE BE THEN? I JUST DO NOT THINK THIS IS CAMILLA.

POSSIBILITY PUNCTUATION MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISSED, NEVER WITH MM ANON. READ IT THIS WAY……BIG THINGS FOR A FUTURE, PRINCESS. THAT WAY SOMEONE IS SPEAKING TO A PRINCESS BUT ITS NOT THAT WAY.

I AM LEANING TO CHARLES BECOMING REGENT. WILLIAM BECOMES THE PRINCE OF WALES AND GUESS WHO ???BECOMES PRINCESS OF WALES??!!! CATHERINE, OMG I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF I THINK I MIGHT BURST😁😁😁😁😁😁

home cooking …………

EVERYONE IS BAKING, BAKING BREAD, COOKING, DOING CRAFTS, RETURNING TO A SIMPLER FAR LESS SCHEDULED TIME. I AM CERTAIN THE CAMBRIDGE HOUSE IS NO DIFFERENCE. I AM CERTAIN CATHERINE HAS PROBABLY MADE ENOUGH. BOLOGNESE SAUCE, HER RECIPE, TO LAST FIVE YEARS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

“ ground control to major Tom” ……….

WHAT A MIRACLE THIS WAS EH? HE IS NO LONGER MAJOR TOM, AND NO WE ARE NOT TALKING DAVID BOWIE, HE IS NOW COLONEL TOM MOORE. THANKS TO HMTQ, HE HAS RAISED LAST I HEARD £25,000,000! TALK ABOUT A HERO, KIDS TAKE NOTE, THAT GENT RIGHT THERE, THERE IS YOUR TRUE HERO, FORGET HOLLYWOOD.

“ and wash your bloody hands!!!………

THIS HAS TO BE HRH HIMSELF YELLING AT SYDNEY, WANTING ANOTHER BODDINGTONS AND REMINDS SYDNEY TO WASH HIS HANDS. OK KIDS, IF YOU DONT GET THE REFERENCES, CATCH, GO BACK READ THE NEARLY 200 RIDDLE INTERPRETATIONS I DID DURING MM ANON SEASON ONE!😁😁😁😁😁😁

an archificial birthday …………

WHAT WILL WE SEE, I BELIEVE MAY 6TH IS THE LIE EVERYONE HAS AGREED UPON🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. THERE WILL BE A PHOTO OF SOME SORT. IT SHALL BE BLURRY, BLACK AND WHITE, TAKEN WITH A WEIRD LENS, IT MIGHT BE THE IRIS OF HIS EYE, OR TOENAILS ON HIS RIGHT FOOT, PERHAPS THE BACK OF HIS NECK?? THERE ARE INFINITE OPTIONS WHEN DECEIT, LIES AND OBFUSCATION ARE YOUR GOAL. JUST FOR THE RECORD WE DO ALL AGREE THAT THOSE ARE HER GOALS AND THEN SOME RIGHT??

trooping the colours???

TROOPING THE COLOUR NO S NEVER AN S TAKES PLACE IN JUNE. IT IS SCHEDULED FOR JUNE 13/2020. THIS YEAR HMMMMMMM UP IN THE AIR, SO TO SPEAK.

MM ANON HAS GIVEN US COLOURS…..DOES THIS REFER TO MADAMS EVER CHANGING EXCESSIVELY USING BRONZER BUT NOT MATCHED ON HER WHOLE BODY? DOES THIS REFER TO HER USING HER AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IN SOME WAY, IE COLOURS RED, WHITE, BLUE .

DOES THIS REFER TO HER REPEATED USE OF THE RACE CARD, IDENTIFYING AS CAUCASIAN PROFESSIONALLY BUT NOW EMBRACING HERSELF AS A WOMAN OF COLOUR.IF SHE WERE A CAKE, SHE WOULD BE OVER 100 LAYERS EACH WITH A DIFFERENT FLAVOUR SO SHE COULD USE WHAT WAS CONVENIENT AT THE TIME.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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3. MAY 1/2020

SEASON TWO RIDDLE #3

MM Anon

MM ANON … it’ll cost us thousands …… “ ‘‘tis the times’ plague , when madmen led the blind “……… 🎼 all the clubs have been closed down 🎼………… “ if you both don’t stop fighting I’ll send you to Madagascar “ ………… “ one makes ones bed”…………… “ well wash your bloody hands AGAIN!!”…………… “ there so funny on screen Philip” …… Quo victuals est super eam et irrumabo …………… next slide please.

it’ll cost us thousands …… “

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂. DECISIONS MADE IN THE HEARING TODAY WERE NOT NOT NOT IN MADAMS FAVOUR😁😁😁😁MADAM IS HAVING TO PAY HER COSTS AND THE LEGAL COSTS OF THE MOS, I BELIEVE TOTAL THUS FAR I READ EARLIER WAS AROUND £160,000!! THE ACTUAL TRIAL HAS NOT YET BEGUN, IT WILL BE LATE 2020 OR EARLY 2021! WHERE IS AN OLD SEA HAG EX YACHTER GOING TO COME UP WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY???

‘‘tis the times’ plague , when madmen led the blind “………

OH DEAR MM ANON, BACK TO THE BARD, I DO SO LOVE THIS. THIS TIME IT IS FROM KING LEAR. THERE IS A CURRENT SAYING TOO, THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND, OR THE BLONDE LEASING THE BLIND. I ALWAYS GOT BLONDE JOKES DIRECTED AT ME, IT BECOMES VERY TIRESOME VERY QUICKLY, FRANKLY QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. MEANING A HAPLESS HOPELESS UNSKILLED PERSON DIRECT THE TRAFFIC OF A RELATIONSHIP, A BUSINESS, ANY SITUATION REALLY. WHEN I SAY TRAFFIC, I DO NOT MEAN CARS, I MEAN THE DAY TO DAY COMINGS AND GOINGS, DECISIONS, MORALS , PRIORITIES ETC.

LIKELY REFERRING TO MADAM INSISTING SHE IS RIGHT, AS THE NARCISSIST SHE IS, DESPITE LEGAL ADVICE TO THE CONTRARY. HER REPRESENTATIVES PUT ON A BRAVE FACE ALL WHILST KNOWING THEY HAVE NOT A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING. TODAYS COURT DECISION BORE THAT OUT.

HER REPRESENTATIVES IN COURT KNOW FULL WELL SHE WILL PAY NO HEED TO THEIR ADVICE, SHE WILL, LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP BARREL HER WAY THROUGH . THEY WANT RID OF HER I AM CERTAIN. THEY MUST KNOW BY NOW THEY WILL NEVER BE PAID. WHAT A STAIN ON THEIR CAREERS PROFESSIONALLY.

🎼 all the clubs have been closed down 🎼…………

THESE LYRICS ARE FROM A SONG BY THE BRITISH BAND, THE SPECIALS BACK IN 1981, THE YEAR OF THE ROYAL WEDDING OF ALL TIME. THE SONG IS ENTITLED GHOSTTOWN. THIS IS A DIRECT REFERENCE TO OUR CURRENT WORLD. THE CORONAVIRUS STRAIN COVID-19 HAS SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN, EXCEPT HOSPITALS, GROCERS, PHARMACIES AND LIQUOR STORES. WE HAVE ALL EXPERIENCED UNPRECEDENTED EXPERIENCES THE MODERN WORLD NEVER HAS. THE LAST PANDEMIC WAS IN 1918, INFLUENZA, MILLIONS DIED. THIS IS THE FIRST MODERN TIMES PANDEMIC.

IT HAS COMPELLED MANY, GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE AND RE-EXAMINE YOUR PRIORITIES MOMENTS. PEOPLE ARE BACK TO COOKING, BAKING, KNITTING, CRAFTING, PLAYING BOARDS GAMES, FAMILIES HAVING MEALS TOGETHER, WORKING FROM HOME. I DO THINK THE WORLD THAT EMERGES FROM THIS WILL BE ONE WITH INFINITE POSSIBILITIES. AND SO VERY MUCH GRIEF. OUR LITTLE BIG COUNTRY HAS HAD SO MUCH TRAUMA IN A SHORT TIME, COVID 19, MANY DEATHS, THE MASSACRE IN NOVA SCOTIA, FORT MCMURRAY FLOODED AFTER BEING BURNED DOWN BY FOREST FIRES A FEW YEARS AGO. WILLIAM AND CATHERINE ALTERED THEIR DIARY WHILST THEY WERE HERE SO THEY COULD GO TO FORT MCMURRAY AND VISIT TO SUPPORT THE PEOPLE. NOW THIS HELICOPTER CRASH, ALL SIX LOST. THIS SHIP WAS BASED IN. NOVA SCOTIA. LOTS OF PRAYERS NEEDED. SORRY I DIGRESSED BUT IT SPEAKS TO THE CHANGED WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN.

“ if you both don’t stop fighting I’ll send you to Madagascar “ …………

THATS A GREAT DISNEY FILM. I THINK MANY PARENTS HAVE REACHED THIS POINT BY NOW. I THINK OUR GEORGE AND OUR CHARLOTTE MAY HAVE BEEN BICKERING AND THE THREAT WAS UTTERED, I SHALL NOT GIVE MY OPINION WHO UTTERED THE THREAT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

“ one makes ones bed”……………

THE SAYING IS, YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT. MEANING YOU HAVE MADE CHOICES, NOW LIVE WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS. THIS IS DEFINITELY MADAM, HER LAWSUIT.

SOME WOULD SAY, NO ITS HARRY, HE MARRIED HER, LEFT FOR AMERICA, LET HIM LIE IN THAT SOILED BED.

HOWEVER, AS EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW, I DO NOT EVEN REMOTELY BELIEVE THAT.

MADAM AND HER ENTIRE CLAN HAS MADE GRIFTING THEIR LIFE. MADAM HAS ADDED MUCH MORE WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO REPEAT YET AGAIN. SCRIPTURE SAYS YE REAP WHAT YE SEW OR IS IT SOW….NOT SURE .

“ well wash your bloody hands AGAIN!!”……………

HRH HIMSELF 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂I TRULY THINK HE IS ENJOYING TAKING THE P*** OUT OF SYDNEY OVER AND OVER. SYDNEY HAS BEEN HIS MAN FOR SO LONG HE HAS PROBABLY HAS CHUCKLED OVER IT. WHEN I SAY HIS MAN, IT GIVES AWAY MY AGE, HIS VALET AND THEN SOME, KEEPER OF SECRETS. ETC.

“ there so funny on screen Philip” ……

I THINK HMTQ AND HRH HIMSELF MAY BE FACETIMING OR ZOOMING OR WHATEVER, THE CAMBRIDGES AND VERY MUCH ENJOYING THE CHILDREN’S ANTICS. I LOVED THE THREE CLAPPING FOR THE NHS AND THEN LAST WEEK THE WHOLE FAMILY IN NHS BLUE, OUTSIDE ANMER HALL CLAPPING. MARVELLOUS, JUST MARVELLOUS.

Quo victuals est super eam et irrumabo ……………

MY MY MY MM ANON, I AM BLUSHING☺️☺️☺️☺️. THE WIRD IRRUMABO WOWZA MM ANON, I BLUSH…..WOWZA…..LOOK IT UP KIDS, IF YOU DARE😁😁😁😁. HAVE YOU KIDS EVER HEARD OF THE LATIN POEM, (NOT LATIN AS SPAIN , BUT LATIN AS CENTURIES AGO)SO RAUNCHY, SEXUAL, FILTHY IT WAS NOT TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY? WE DO KNOW, SEXUAL APPETITES AND CERTAIN PROCLIVITIES WERE WIDELY ENJOYED, OPENLY. THIS CLEARLY IS A REFERRAL TO MADAMS PREVIOUS LIFE IN THE YACHTING BUSINESS.POSSIBLE VIDEOS OF A CERTAIN UNCOUTH NATURE WHICH GIVES THE TERM POTTY MOUTH A WHOLE NEW MEANING. ARE WE CLOSE TO HAVING THIS FILTH MADE PUBLIC? WE HAVE ALL WAITED SOOOOOO LONG FOR THE DM TO UNLOAD THAT MILLION DOLLAR DOSSIER!!

next slide please.

IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, OUR FAMILY USED TO WATCH SLIDES OF OUR VACATIONS, FISHING TRIPS ETC AND LAUGH AT OUR CLOTHES HAIR. FOR YOU KIDS WHO DO NOT KNOW SLIDES, IT WAS A METAPL RING ABOUT EIGHT INCHES ACROSS WITH LITTLE SLOTS WHEREIN A OHOTO IN A SMALL METAL HOLDER AND USING. A SCREEN THE IMAGES WOULD BE PROJECTED. I CAN STILL SMELL HOW THE SLIDE MACHINE SMELLED WHEN IT WARMED UP.

IN UNI, WHEN THE PROFESSOR GAVE PRESENTATIONS, THEY USED THAT SYSTEM TOO. AS THE LECTURE WENT AND PROGRESSED, HE WOULD SAY, NEXT SLIDE PLEASE SO THE NEXT ITEM FOR DISCUSSION COULD BE VIEWED AND NOTES TAKEN.

SORRY FOR THIS LONG WINDED EXPLANATION, BUT KIDS YOU KNOW THAT IS HOW I ROLL.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣.

SO I THINK THIS COULD BE REFERENCING CURRENT COURT PROCEDURES WITH THE MOS LAWSUIT. HOWEVER, GIVEN THE CLUE JUST BEFORE THIS ONE, I WONDER IF LG AND THEY GREY SUITED MEN HAVE PREPARED THEIR CASE AND HAVE THE PRESENTATION READY.

1425 hrs CST. GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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4. May 2

MM ANON ……… bless all who come here……… stay safe ……… not sneezing season ……… birthday girls world following ……… sitting on the toilet screaming and howling ……… Plasma fantazma?……… 🎼give a little bit 🎼……… “ I swear ,I’ll send you to bloody Madagascar “……… “another top up sir”………” leave the poor man be Philip “……… “no ma’am not yet” ……… Wilfred!!!!!………… “ Bloody Wilfred!!”……… conspirators will spread another sort of virus.

MAY 2/2020

SEASON TWO RIDDLE #4

1545 HRS CST

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU DEAREST MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT…..A VERY VERY HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO OUR BELOVED ANGEL, HRH PRINCESS CHARLOTTE….LOTS OF LOVE💜💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊🌈🌈🌈💐💐💐🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🧁🧁🧁🎁🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎀🎀🎀🛍🛍🛍

bless all who come here………

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BOOKS OF THE HOLY BIBLE KJV, I POSTED DEUTERONOMY 31:6 ON MY BLOG THE OTHER DAY, MIGHT HAVE BEEN 🐼BLOG. MY HEAD IS NOT ITSELF TODAY SO FORGIVE THINGS THAT ARE SPELLT INCORRECTLY OR SENTENCES NOT COHESIVE.

SO I PREFER THE KJV, KING JAMES VERSION OF THE HOLY BIBLE. THIS PHRASE IN SEVERAL FORMS AND SENTENCE STRUCTURES IS INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE.

6Blessed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and blessed shalt thou be when thou goest out.

FROM DEUTERONOMY, THIS CHAPER FOCUSES ON OBEDIENCES, GODS PROMISES ETC AND CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT CONDUCT THEMSELVES ACCORDINGLY.

THIS PHRASE COULD BE USED IN ANY SPIRITUAL SETTING OR FRIENDS GATHERING.

I THINK THIS IS MEANING ALL WHO HAVE STEPPED UP TO HELP DURING THIS TIME, ESPECIALLY IN HEALTH CARE SETTINGS WILL RECEIVE ABUNDANCE OF BLESSINGS. BLESSINGS AND NOT ALWAYS TANGIBLE, SPIRITUAL BLESSINGS ARE TREMENDOUS.

I ALSO 110% BELIEVE THAT DEAR MM ANON, IS REFERRING TO OUR BELOVED 🐼 AND HER BLOG. BECAUSE ALL WHO COME HERE ARE TRULY BLESSED, IN SO MANY WAYS💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜🌈🌈

stay safe ………

WE MUST CONTINUE TO FOLLOW OUR GOVERNMENTS GUIDELINES IN REGARDS TO THE CORONAVIRUS STRAIN OF COVID-19. IT IS ESSENTIAL AS PLACES ARE SLOWLY OPENING UP THAT PHYSICAL DISTANCING AND ESPECIALLY PROPER TECHNIQUE HAND WASHING FREQUENTLY CONTINUE.

THIS IS ALSO REGARDING MADAM AND HER NARCISSISTIC HATE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE. I AM QUITE CERTAIN EVERYONE IS SAFE AND VERY WELL PROTECTED INDEED.

not sneezing season ………

ALLERGY SEASON IS SHORTLY TO COME WHERE I LIVE. I DO BELIEVE IT IS ALREADY OCCURRING IN SOME COUNTRIES. ONE DOES NOT WANT TO SNIFFLE OR SNEEZE BECAUSE THAT IS A SYMPTOM OF COVID-19 IN SOME PEOPLE.WHEN IT MIGHT BE SIMPLE ALLERGIES. I THINK PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE WITH SEASONAL ALLERGIES WILL BE FEARFUL IT IS MORE THAN JUST THEIR USUAL ALLERGIES. THIS IS SUCH A CHALLENGING TIME IS IT NOT.

birthday girls world following ………

AS OUR DEAR CHARLOTTE TRENDED WORLDWIDE FOR HER HAIR FLIPPING ON HER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL LAST FALL, THESE ABSOLUTELY STUNNING PHOTOGRAPHS, TAKEN BY CATHERINE ARE GOING TO BREAK TRENDING RECORDS. I LOVE THE FACT THEY ARE NOT JUST PHOTOS FOR PHOTOS SAKE, SHE IS GIVING AND SERVING. MY GOODNESS WHAT A WONDERFUL FAMILY.

sitting on the toilet, screaming and howling ………

THIS GOES TO THE SCREAMING BANSHEE, SEAHAG, I USED THAT WORD YESTERDAY I THINK, IT IS SO FITTING FOR THIS FORMER YACHTGIRL AND SELLER OF ALL THINGS. SHE LOST BADLY IN THE COURT HEARING YESTERDAY, RELEASED A BOGUS STATEMENT TODAY, I JUST STARTED READING IT AND SCOOBY DOOS TWEETS,GOOD GRACIOUS. BADLY BRUISED NARCISSIST EGO. AS WE ALL KNEW AND EXPECTED, PHOTOS OF CHARLOTTE WOULD BE RELEASED BY KP, THE WORLD WOULD BE JUST ABSOLUTELY GOING GAGA OVER THEM. TWO PUNCHES, SO TO SPEAK, IN TWO DAYS.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 LOTS OF PINK WATER AND HOBBIES AND A SCREAMING BANSHEE COMPLETELY HATING A CHILD, SHE IS

I BELIEVE THE TOILET PART IS OVERUSE OF LAXATIVES, COMMON IN BULIMIC FOR WEIGHT LOSS OF UNHEALTHY WAYS. BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM NOT AWARE OF ANYTHING THAT MADAM DOES IS HEALTHY, MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY OR SPIRITUALLY. SO PATHETIC.

Plasma fantazma?………

MM ANON, I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT FANTAZMA BUT I KNOW THE MEDICAL PEOPLE ARE TAKING PLASMA FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE FULLY RECOVERED FROM COVID-19 AND GIVING IT TO PEOPLE ILL WITH IT. TRYING TO ASSES HOW AND IF THE ANTIBODIES NOW IN THE PLASMA HELP, THEY ARE UNSURE HOW LONG THE ANTIBODIES REMAIN EFFECTIVE. IN SOME CASES FOR OTHER DISEASES YOU HAVE IMMUNITY FOR A LIFETIME. BUT WE STILL KNOW SO LITTLE ABOUT THIS CORONA VARIANT CALLED COVID -19. OXFORD HAS A VACCINE IN HUMAN TRIALS ALREADY AND THEY HAVE PARTNERED WITH PHARMACEUTICAL GIANT ASTRA ZENECA WHO IS ALREADY PRODUCING THE VACCINE. THEY HOPE TO HAVE 100,000,000 DOSES READY BY THE END OF THE YEAR. USUALLY IT TAKES YEARS TO DEVELOP A VACCINE BUT I HOPE AND PRAY THIS IS TRULY AN EFFECTIVE VACCINE WITH NO HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS

🎼give a little bit 🎼………

OF YOUR TIME TO ME DUH DUH DA DA…GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR LOVE TO ME. AHH MM ANON BACK TO SUPERTRAMP, ONE OF YOUR FAVES. I LOVE THIS SONG. ITS ALL ABOUT LOVING AND CARING FOR ONE ANOTHER. THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE SEEN SO MUCH OF DURING THIS PANDEMIC. I COULD TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE DONE FOR ME BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT MY HELPER FOR WEEKS. WE SEE PHOTOS OF THE YORKS, THE WESSEXES, CHARLOTTE ALL GIVING, HELPING…NOT FOR ANY HEADLINES NO NO NO. GIVING FOR THE REAL REASON OF CHRISTIAN CARING AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER. ITS SO MARVELLOUS TO SEE. LIKE I SAID THE OTHER DAY, THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY BLESSINGS DURING THIS PANDEMIC.

“ I swear ,I’ll send you to bloody Madagascar “……… “

OK, I GIVE IN, THE OTHER DAY I SAID I WOULD NOT SAY WHO IS SAYING THIS BUT ITS WILLIAM. THE CHILDREN ARE AT IT AGAIN, AND HE HAS LOST HIS PATIENCE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. LIKE MANY MILLIONS OF PARENTS.

“another top up sir”………” leave the poor man be Philip “……… “

AAAHHH HERE WE ARE, BACK IN THE SITTING ROOM, TV IS ON, BBC OF COURSE TO WATCH THE DAYS NEWS. WHAT A MARVELLOUS ISOLATION YOUR MAJESTY. HRH HIMSELF IS STILL IN A FEISTY MOOD AND AS I SAID THE OTHER DAY, HE IS TAKING THE P***OUT OF DEAR LOYAL SYDNEY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. I WONDER IF HIMSELF IS WANTING BACK AT WOOD FARM, WITH HIS HORSES ETC. BUT MY WHAT MARVELLOUS TIME FOR THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER. HIMSELF IS BEING OFFERED ANOTHER BODDINGTONS BY SYDNEY, HMTQ IS SCOLDING HIM FOR HAVING A GO, YET AGAIN, AT POOR SYDNEY. AS SHE SIPS HER GIN AND DUBONNET. SHE IS QUIET AND LOOKING AT HER HUSBAND, MANY MEMORIES FLOODING THROUGH HER MIND. FEW TEARS, BARELY TEARS, BUT GRATITUDE FOR THIS PRECIOUS TIME TOGETHER. ANOTHER SIP AND ITS BACK TO THE NEWS.

“no ma’am not yet” ………

HMTQ IS AWAITING WORD ON SOMETHING AND IT IS NOT THERE YET. THERE ARE A MYRIAD OF THINGS SHE MIGHT BE WAITING ON. SHE WOULD BE PRIVY TO ALL THE LOCKDOWN ISSUES SO IT IS NOT ANYTHING RELATED TO THE PANDEMIC I DO NOT THINK. THIS JUST MAKES ME THINK OF HARRY, BUT WHY I DO NOT KNOW. SHE IS WAITING FOR WORD ON SOMETHING REGARDING THE END OF DEALING WITH MADAM. KIDS I JUST DO NOT KNOW. IT MIGHT BECOME PATENTLY OBVIOUS ONCE I SUBMIT MY INTERPRETATION BUT RIGHT NOW I JUST DO NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN.

Wilfred!!!!!………… “ Bloody Wilfred!!”……… conspirators will spread another sort of virus.

THERE ARE ALWAYS CONSPIRACY THEORIES SNOUT BIG AND SMALL THINGS. THERE IS A GROUNDSWELL THAT THIS WAS PURPOSELY RELEASED, DEVELOPED AS A WEAPON OF WAR AND MANY OF THINGS. I DO NOT HANG OUT ON 4CHAN OR 8CHAN. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, THEY ARE THE DARK WEN, WHERE YOU CAN GET OR DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER GO THERE!!!

I BELIEVE THIS IS HRH THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH SPEAKING, THE BIRUS HE IS REFERRING TO IS THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND HOW THEY SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE. ITS LIKE GOSSIP, WE ALL KNOW HOW QUICKLY THINGS SPREAD.

WE DO NOT NEED CONSPIRACY THEORIES. WE JUST NEED TO BELIEVE WHAT OUR GOVERNMENTS TELL US.

I WONDER IF THIS IS A CHAP HIMSELF KNOW WHO SPREADS OR ENJOYS OR BELIEVES IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES. FOR SOME REASON, THE NAME WILFRED MAKES ME THINK OF A CHAUFFEUR OR DRIVER, I TRULY DO NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN.

OF INTEREST, AND I HIGHLY DOUBT IF THIS IS THE WILFRED HIMSELF IS REFERRING TO, BUT THERE WAS A WILFRED BOWES, OBE(19 FEBRUARY 1994-6 JUNE1970) HE WAS A RAF SERVICE POLICE DETECTIVE WHO RAN THE SPECIAL BRANCH, SIB, IN 1944. IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE FANTASTIC FILM, THE GREAT ESCAPE, HE HEADED THE INQUIRY INTO THE MURDERS OF THE OFFICERS THAT WERE RECAPTURED BY THE NAZIS AND RETURNED BACK TO THE POW CAMP.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊PG ADDS TO MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊 HI KIDS, I HAVE BEEN THINKING AND THINKING. THE COMMENT ABOUT SENDING YOU TO BLOODY MADAGASCAR WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE BEEN SAID BY WILLIAM TO HIS CHILDREN. I THINK THAT CLUE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH HRH HIMSELF HARASSING DEAR SYDNEY. THIS IS PARTLY WHY HMTQ SAID TO STOP IT. I JUST HAD TO CLARIFY BECAUSE WILLIAM WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO HIS CHILDREN NEVER!!

WILFRED BLOODY WILFRED

HRH HIMSELF HAVING A GO AT THE PM AND HIS PARTNERS NEWBORN SONS NAME.

THE CONSPIRACY CLUE WHICH I INTERPRETED SHOULD HAVE BEEN SEPARATE BUT I STAND BY MY INTERPRETATION OF THAT.

SORRY KIDS, JUST TOO TIRED TODAY. BUT I HAD TO COME BACK AND CLARIFY THESE THINGS, THEY WERE BOTHERING ME GREATLY ESPECIALLY ME SAYING WILLIAM WOULD SPEAK THAT WAY TO HIS CHILDREN.

I BEG FORGIVENESS, FOR THIS, SPELLING ERRORS AND JUST NOT UP TO PAR TODAY.

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻TO NYC ANON🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

I HOPE YOU SAW THE PRAYER POST I DID FOR YOU A FEW DAYS BACK. THANK YOU FOR UPDATING US. YOU ARE VERY MUCH IN OUR PRAYERS.

REGARDING INSOMNIA….I LIKE TO WATCH THE SHOPPING CHANNEL, OR I DO EASY CROSSWORD PUZZLES ONLINE. THEY ARE EASY SO IT DOESN’T REQUIRE A LOT OF EFFORT. JUST GOOGLE FREE ONLINE EASY CROSSWORDS. TAKE CARE AND LOTS OF PRAYERS FOR YOU

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊PG😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊TO LEGAL ANON😊😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CLARIFYING. I KNOW IN MY PROFESSION SO MUCH DOCUMENTATION. EVERY SINGLE PILL I GAVE, INJECTION I GAVE ALL HAD TO BE SIGNED FOR, SOMETIMES TWICE IF IT WAS A CONTROLLED DRUG. THEN IF IT WAS PRN, OR AS NEEDED, ONE HAD TO WRITE IN THE CHART WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY , BEHAVIOUR, SIDE EFFECTS GOOD OR BAD. LOTS AND LOTS OF COPIOUS DOCUMENTATION. IF POLICE WERE NEEDED THERE WAS A WHOLE PROTOCOL OF PAPERWORK ETC ETC ETC SO I FULLY GET WHAT YOU MEAN. TAKE CARE AND PLEASE KEEP COMING BACK TO HELP US UNDERSTAND THIS LEGAL QUAGMIRE.

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊DEAR DEAR DEAR 🐼😊😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR PROVIDING A SAFE PLACE TO COME, ANYTIME, WHERE ONE IS LOVED AND ACCEPTED AND PRAYED FOR WITHOUT ANY QUESTION. THIS IS SUCH A GODSEND TO ME. I WAS ISOLATED BEFORE ISOLATION WAS COOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. BAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR. YOU WILL NEVER TRULY KNOW THE DEPTH OF MY LOVE AND APPRECIATION. THE FRIENDS I HAVE MADE HERE ARE JUST MARVELLOUS. THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS, YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND YOUR CARING.

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊PG😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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5. May 3

MM ANON ………Lucrezia Markle……… For her own well-being … she’s kicking and sedated ……… safety net for Harry ……… a very private LOCK-down ………” GATEWAY“intervention …… “NHS Catherine , Sterling work darling “ …………” yes ,I love Frozen 2” ………… PTA……… “ your experience would be valued ma’am”……… “ I myself am best when least in company “……… absque misericordia

MAY 3/2020

SEASON TWO:THE RETURN OF MM ANON RIDDLE #5

1520 HRS CST

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

Lucrezia Markle……

THE BORGIAS, LUCREZIA BORGIAS MY WHAT A WOMAN SHE WAS. KIDS THIS GOES WAY WAY BACK, THE LATE 1400’S ITALY. A NOBLEWOMAN, A POWERFUL WOMAN. MANY MARRIAGES. THE BORGIAS FAMILY WERE WIDELY GOSSIPED ABOUT, THEN AND NOW. SO MANY RUMOURS OF FOULEST OF BEHAVIOUR, MANIPULATION, USE OF POISONS, INCEST, MURDER, THE WHOLE GAMUT.

WE HAVE ALL LONG SUSPECTED EACH FAMILY MEMBER OF THE MARKLE FAMILY IS PART OF THIS WHOLE MESS. MADAM AS LUCREZIA, SELF ABSORBED BUT NOWHERE ANYWHERE NEAR THE DESCRIPTIONS OF HER BEAUTY. IN THAT REGARD, MADAM IN NO LUCREZIA BORGIA. BUT IN RUTHLESSNESS AND DOING ANYTHING FOR SELF AND FOR POWER? OH YOU BET SHE IS!!

For her own well-being … she’s kicking and sedated ………

SO MADAM HAS FULLY LOST THE PLOT AND IS BACK IN LOCKDOWN, FOR HER OWN SAFETY AND WELL BEING OF OTHERS. MENTAL HEALTH LOCKDOWN NOT PANDEMIC. OBVIOUSLY SHE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING AFTER THE HEARING AND THE PHOTOS, PERHAPS SELF HARM ATTEMPT? OVERDOSE ON HOBBIES? NARCISSISTS ARE KNOWN TO TRY BUT GENERALLY IN MY EXPERIENCE, NOT ENOUGH TO SUCCEED. SO SHE HAS BEEN SEDATED BUT STILL FIGHTING RULES.

safety net for Harry ………

THE SAFETY NET FOR HARRY IS THE YEAR REVIEW PROCESS AFTER THEY ALLEGEDLY LEFT THE ROYAL FAMILY. WE ALL KNOW HE HAS NEVER LEFT HIS FAMILY AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NOT LEFT THE U.K. TO BE WITH MADAM. HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT TO INVESTIGATE BUT NOTHING TO BEING WITH HER.

ALSO IF HE DOES SPEAK TO HER AND HE CAN GET SOME SORT OF CONFESSION THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN A SAFETY NET FOR SURE.

a very private LOCK-down ………”

SO MADAM IS IN A VERY EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE FACILITY. I WONDER IF IT IS THE SAME FACILITY SHE HAS BEEN IN BEFORE?

LOCK MAKES ME THINK OF LOCH, LAKE IN SCOTTISH WORDING.I TRULY WONDER IF HARRY HAS BEEN AT BALMORAL IN SCOTLAND. THAT WOULD PROVIDE HIM THE MOST ABSOLUTE PRIVACY. ALSO VERY NEAR HIS FATHER AND CAMILLA. SURELY WOULD GIVE HIM PLENTY OF OUTDOOR TIME HUNTING, RUNNING ETC. MOST OF ALL, NO MADAM!!

GATEWAY“intervention ……

THIS IS A VERY WELL KNOWN AND RENOWNED SUBSTANCE ABUSE TREATMENT FACILITY, OR CORPORATION OF FACILITIES. I WONDER, YET AGAIN, IF HARRY NEEDED SUBSTANCES TO COPE AND HE REQUIRED A FAMILY INTERVENTION TO GET HELP. THERE ARE FACILITIES IN CALGARY. HE MAY HAVE SPENT TIME THERE. THERE WERE RUMOURS OF HIM BEING HERE, AS IN 🇨🇦, WITH HIS RPO’S, BUT THAT WAS SAID TO BE HIM DOING SOME OF HIS OWN INVESTIGATIONS OF MADAM. THIS IS WHERE GOSSIP IS A BAD THING.

“NHS Catherine , Sterling work darling “ …………”

CATHERINE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH MIDWIVES AND WOMENS HEALTH FOR YEARS NOW. REMEMBER AFTER SHE HAD CHARLOTTE, SHE WAS ATTENDING A DAY SEMINAR, THE MIDWIVES WHO HAD BEEN THERE WITH HER DURING THE DELIVERY WAS THERE AND SHE HUGGED THEM SO MUCH. IT WAS LOVELY. EARLIER LAST WEEK I DO KNOW SHE HELD A ZOOM OR FACETIME MEETING DISCUSSING HOW THEY WERE MANAGING WITH THE PANDEMIC AND IN THEIR WORK. SHE IS SO AWESOME, STERLING FOR SURE, I THINK PLATINUM.💜💜💜

yes ,I love Frozen 2” …………

AH YES OUR CAMBRIDGE PRINCESS LOVES FROZEN 2 AND 1 AND LIKELY HAS WATCHED THEM OODLES OF TIMES. I WONDER IF THIS IS FACETIME WITH GAN GAN WHO CONCURS THAT SHE LOVES IT TOO.

PTA………

IN CANADA, THIS MEANS PARENT TEACHERS ASSOCIATION. IS THIS REFERRING TO ALL THE PARENTS HELPING TEACH THEIR CHILDREN OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS?

ALSO MADE ME THINK OF PDA AND MADAMS CONSTANT 🦞 CLAWS GRIPPING OUR HARRY.

“ your experience would be valued ma’am”………

SO, SOMEONE SEEKING HMTQ ADVICE, INPUT BASED ON HER EXPERIENCE. WHAT ISSUE MIGHT THIS BE? KNOWING WHEN TO GO PUBLIC AND GIVE THE FINAL OK FOR THE PRESS TO RELEASE ALL THEY HAVE ON MADAM. OR IF HARRY SHOULD ATTEMPT TO GET INFORMATION FROM MADAM NOW BY MANIPULATING HER FEELINGS?

“ I myself am best when least in company “………

AGAIN INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE AS THE BARD, SHAKESPEARE, THIS TIME TWELFTH NIGHT. THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING PORTION OF THE PLAY. A WOMAN HAS GONE MAD, IS LOCKED UP, THE MEN ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEST DEAL WITH HER, WITH FOUR OR FIVE MEN OR JUST ONE. VIOLA IS THE WOMAN. ORSINO IS THE MALE WHO SAYS HE CAN DO THIS TASK BEST ALONE. USING MANIPULATION, TELLING HER HOW HE LOVES HER, THEIR TIMES SPENT TOGETHER TO GATHER THE INFORMATION NEEDED.

THIS IS FASCINATING. THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW. HARRY IS STRONG AND SHE IS BROKEN, TRYING TO GET A RECORDED CONFESSION WHILE HE PLIES HER WITH HIS LOVE FOR HER. THIS TRULY IS A TRAGEDY OF SHAKESPEAREAN LEVELS. WOWZA KIDS!!

absque misericordia

I KNOW A HOSPITAL CALLED MISERICORDIA, MERCY HOSPITAL. HERE WE HAVE ABSQUE OR ABSENCE. ABSENCE OF MERCY, RUTHLESS JUSTICE. THIS AWAITS MADAM ⚖️, SHE HAS DONE THIS ALL TO HERSELF. SHE HAS PLAYED EVERY BIT THE MATA HARI. SELF SELF, LIES, MANIPULATION, AND ON AND ON. SO POSSESSED OF A JEALOUSY , HATRED AND REVENGE UPON CERTAIN PEOPLE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. I DO NOT WISH TO MENTION THEIR NANES AGAIN, BAD KARMA. SHE SET THIS LAWSUIT IN MOTION. THE SNOW BALL IS ROLLING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN NOW, GATHERING STEAM, GETTING LARGER AND THERE IS NO STOPPING IT NOW. YE REAP WHAT YE SEW. LEAVE HER TO JUSTICE AND GOD.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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6. May 5

MM ANON …… granny flap…… delusions of gran-tour…… “ aye, some wantid er’ but Walt dis-ney “…… a p****hub offer worth millions …… a secret return …… Lottie leaded Cambridge assault ……… “ a very prominent speech for VE DAY ma’am”. …… unlocking the unlock able ………… 🎼day by day…🎼………… pause ,pray, proceed. …… optimistic optimism???

MAY 5/2020

RIDDLE POSTED MAY 4/2020

SEASON TWO THE RETURN OF MM ANON😉

RIDDLE #6

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

0900 hrs CST

SORRY I AM A DAY LATE KIDS.

granny flap……

FLAP IS A INTERESTING WORD, A PURSE CAN HAVE ONE, A FLAG CAN FLAP IN THE WIND, A PERSON WHO IS WOUND UP OR AGITATED CAN BE SAID TO BE IN A FLAP. GRANNY FLAP,WELL DEPENDING ON WHICH GRANNY IS BEING REFERRED TO. I KNOW HMTQ IS REFERRED TO AS GRANNY, SO I SHALL SAY THIS IS HER. I CANNOT SEE HER EVER BEING IN A STATE OF A FLAP SO THAT IS OUT.

delusions of gran-tour……

INTERESTING MADAM, AND BACKWARDS SPELLED SCOOBY AND DURAND ARE ALLEGEDLY WRITING FINDING FREEDOM. I PERSONALLY THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL SHE WAS OUT OF PRISON BEFORE USING THAT TITLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. SHE IS THINKING THIS WILL BE A WALL STREET JOURNAL BEST SELLER. THE DAYTIME TALK SHOW CIRCUIT HAS ALL BUT DRIED UP BUT I AM CERTAIN IN HER MIND, SHE FULLY BELIEVES EVERYONE WILL BE DYING TO INTERVIEW HER, DOING A GRAND TOUR, LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MOST MAJOR AUTHORS PUBLISH. HERE WE HAVE GRAN-TOUR. HYPHENATED. WHO IS ARCHIES GRAN? I HAVE NO IDEA BUT MADAM HAS SOLD DORITO AS THE GRANDMOTHER. OH DEARIE ME, PLEASE SAY IT AIN’T SO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 THE TWO OF THEM, MAKING THE ROUNDS. GOOD GRAVY, SAINTS PRESERVE US. MAYBE A PRIME-TIME OPRAH SPECIAL TELL ALL ON OPRAH’S TV CHANNEL THAT NO ONE WATCHES. DOES SHE STILL EVEN HAVE IT ANYMORE?

“ aye, some wantid er’ but Walt dis-ney “……

NOW THIS REQUIRES THE THICKEST OF SCOTTISH BROGUES TO PULL THIS OFF, WALT DISNAH’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. THIS IS WONDERFUL MM ANON, I AM IMMEDIATELY TRANSPORTED TO A PLACE I LOVE, SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. THIS IS SAYING DISNEY WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH MADAM. WE ALL SAW THAT BIG ACT HARRY PUT ON, WAS THE THE REASON HE DIDN’T ATTEND THE MILITARY EVENING AND ATTENDED THE LION KING SO HE COULD CONFRONT BOB IGER FACE TO FACE, CAPTURED OF FILM..ACTING ALL INNOCENT BY YAPPING THAT MADAM DOES VOICEOVERS, IGER’S FACE GOES WHITE AS A SHEET KNOWING THE PALACE KNOWS ABOUT HIS SHENANIGANS WITH MADAM, WORK ON THE ELEPHANTS FILM. IGER LEFT DISNAH’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂AKA DISNEY. NOBODY OF ANY REGARD OR ESTEEM REMOTELY WANTS HER. SHE TRULY CARRIES THE MARKLE EFFECT…LTHAT GOES ALONG WITH THE EVIL.

a p****hub offer worth millions ……

AGAIN WE HAVE A GRAPHIC SEX WORD, ALTHOUGH IN MY EXPERIENCE, THAT WORD IS NOT USED IN THE U.K. THERE IT IS CALLED A FANNY OR A WORSE WORD. I LEARNED THAT RATHER QUICKLY WHEN I BROUGHT MY FANNY PACK WITH ME ONE TIME AND MY FRIENDS WERE AGHAST AT THE NAME IF IT. HERE FANNY IS YOUR RUMP BUT NO NO NOT IN THE U.K. ANYHOW THE EVER SPOKEN ABOUT DOSSIER, VIDEO. WILL THE TRUTH AT LAST BE REVEALED. THE DM DOSSIER WAS A MILLION SEVERAL YEARS AGO. HAS IT GONE UP IN PRICE? HOW I WISH THINGS WOULD BE REVEALED BUT THEY WILL BECAUSE SHE STARTED THIS LAWSUIT AND THINGS ARE COMING. ONCE COVID-19 SETTLES BOOM! IN SIMPLE TERMS, THIS IS MADAMS PAY FOR PLAY, “OPEN DOOR POLICY”.

a secret return ……

WILL HARRY RETURN PUBLICLY? HAS HE BEEN AT BALMORAL , CANADA INVESTIGATING OR EVEN HIS BELOVED AFRICA, OR ALL THREE. SECRET MEANS NOT PUBLIC YET, BUT CLOSE? SO WHEREVER HE HAS BEEN, HE WILL RETURN TO LONDON TO BE READY FOR REEMERGENCE.

Lottie leaded Cambridge assault ………

AS IF IT WERE A PLANNED BATTLE, THE PHOTOS OF CHARLOTTE’S FIFTH BIRTHDAY, PORTRAYING HER IN THE ACT OF GIVING IN PHOTOS TAKEN BY CATHERINE ARE STELLAR. UNBEATABLE, NOTHING MADAM COULD RELEASE COULD HAVE KNOCKED THOSE HEADLINES AND TRENDS. I AM 100% CERTAIN SHE SEES IT AS THEM ATTACKING HER AND TAKING PR TIME AWAY FROM HER. SAD LITTLE LIFE, JEALOUS OF A FIVE YEAR OLD.

“ a very prominent speech for VE DAY ma’am”. ……

NOW I NORMALLY NEVER DO THIS, BUT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I THINK MANY WILL WANT THIS INFORMATION. THE QUOTED PORTIONS ARE FROM TOWN AND COUNTRY MAGAZINE. SO THE BBC WILL HAVE EXTENSIVE PROGRAMMING AND HMTQ SPEECH AND HER MEMORIES WILL FEATURE PROMINENTLY AMONGST IT.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧”Announcing its coverage plans to mark 75th anniversary of VE Day, the BBC said in a statement: “At the heart of the commemorations will be a special address from HM The Queen broadcast at 9.00pm – the exact time her father spoke to the nation three quarters of a century ago.”

Announcing its coverage plans to mark 75th anniversary of VE Day, the BBC said in a statement: “At the heart of the commemorations will be a special address from HM The Queen broadcast at 9.00pm – the exact time her father spoke to the nation three quarters of a century ago.”

The Queen will have her own memories of that important day. Then 19-year-old Princess Elizabeth, she was allowed to leave the palace along with her sister Margaret to join the crowds outside celebrating.

The Queen’s message on May 8, 2020 will form the centerpiece of the televised musical event VE Day 75: The People’s Celebration, which will begin at 8 p.m. in the UK. The program will culminate with the nation coming together to sing Vera Lynn’s wartime classic We’ll Meet Again, which the Queen referenced in her recent speech reassuring the nation amid the coronavirus crisis.

“At a time when many are looking for unity and hope, the BBC will bring households together to remember the past, pay tribute to the Second World War generation, and honour our heroes both then and now,” the broadcaster’s Director General, Tony Hall, said in a statement. The program will also include memories and photographs from members of the World War II generation.

Additional events throughout the day will include a two minute silence at 11 a.m. and a broadcast of then Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill’s victory speech in the afternoon.”🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

unlocking the unlock able …………

AGAIN, WITH MM ANON, EVERYTHING MEANS SOMETHING. WE HAVE UNLOCK IN DIFFERENT FORMS TWICE. THE SECOND TIME IT IS SEPARATED WITHOUT HYPHEN. SO UNLOCKING OBVIOUSLY MEANS OPENING, LETTING DUST OUT FRESH AIR IN. LETTING FILTH OUT LIES PUT THE FILTH TRUTH AND LIES PUBLIC. UNLOCK ABLE , I READ THIS AS YES, IT CAN UNLOCK AND WE ARE ABLE TO. SO ALL IN ALL THAT DOSSIER IS COMING OUT ALONG WITH VIDEOS AND EVERY OTHER FILTHY MERCHING THING MADAM HAD DONE.

DNA IS OFTEN SAID TO HOLD THE KEY.FROM EYE COLOUR, TO GENETIC DISEASES, ETC ETC. THE KEY TO UNLOCKING DNA IS BOTH BOOKS, TEXTBOOKS , LECTURES ETC ETC. I THINK THIS MOST DEFINITELY REFERRING TO DNA OF ARCHIE NOT EXACTLY COMING OUT, BUT WHAT WILL COME PUT , FINALLY, IS THAT HARRY IS NOT THE FATHER.

🎼day by day…🎼………… pause ,pray, proceed. ……

THE FIRST THING TO MIND IS THE CLASSIC HYMN, DAY BY DAY AND WITH EACH PASSING MOMENT. IT SPEAKS OF THE STRAINS, TOILS, TRAUMAS AND JOYS OF LIFE. NOW I DOUBT THIS IS FAMILIAR TO HMTQ, HOWEVER, THE PHRASE PAUSE, PRAY REPEAT REMINDED ME OF AN EPISODE OF MUDER SHE WROTE WITH MY FAVOURITE ANGLEA LANSBURY WITH A CLUE STITCHED ON AN EMBROIDERED SAMPLER. THE CLUE THERE WAS REFLECT AND PAUSE, OF COURSE SHE FIGURE IT OUT, THE EMBROIDERY WAS TO BE SHOWN TO THE MIRROR, THEN ONE SHOULD PAUSE AS HIDDEN CLUES REVEALED THEMSELVES. SORRY FOR BEING SO ELABORATIVE, AS USUAL FOR ME THOUGH😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. THESE CLUES TOGETHER TAKE ME TO THE 19TH CENTURY. SAMPLERS WERE HUGE THEN. ANYHOW I THINK WHAT MM ANON IS SAYING IN HER CLUE AND I AM WRITING THE EQUIVALENT OF TOLSTOY IS HMTQ IS A WOMAN WHO HAS A PLETHORA OF LIFE EXPERIENCES, GOOD, BAD AND THE IN BETWEEN. THROUGH OUT ALL OF IT, SHE HAS RELIED ON HER FAITH AND THE GOD GIVEN INHERENT BRILLIANCE SHE HAS TO NAVIGATE THROUGH THEM ALL. SHE ALSO HAS MILLIONS PRAYING FOR HER.

optimistic optimism???

THIS IS ODD REPETITION OF TWO FORMS OF THE SAME WORD WITH THREE QUESTIONS MARKS. EVERYTHING MM ANON WRITES IS THERE FOR A REASON.

IS THIS TELLING US, THOSE WHO HAVE STOOD BY HARRY HAVE OPTIMISM THAT OUR STALWART FAITH AND OPTIMISTIC BELIEFS SHALL SOON BEAR FRUIT??? I MOST CERTAINLY PRAY SO🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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[cervantescannashop2-blog]

The Health Effects of Cannabis - Informed Opinions

Enter any bar or open spot and campaign feelings on cannabis and there will be an alternate sentiment for every individual peddled. A few assessments will be well-educated from decent sources while others will be simply framed upon no premise by any stretch of the imagination. Undoubtedly, research and ends dependent on the exploration is troublesome given the long history of illicitness. In any case, there is a groundswell of feeling that cannabis is great and ought to be authorized. Numerous States in America and Australia have taken the way to sanction cannabis. Different nations are either sticking to this same pattern or thinking about alternatives. So what is the position now? Is it great or not?

The National Foundation of Sciences distributed a 487 page report this year (Rest Report) on the present condition of proof for the topic. Numerous administration awards upheld crafted by the board of trustees, a famous accumulation of 16 educators. They were upheld by 15 scholarly commentators and somewhere in the range of 700 pertinent distributions considered. Subsequently the report is viewed as best in class on restorative just as recreational use. This article draws vigorously on this asset.

The term cannabis is utilized freely here to speak to cannabis and marijuana, the last being sourced from an alternate piece of the plant. In excess of 100 synthetic mixes are found in cannabis, each conceivably offering contrasting advantages or hazard.

CLINICAL Signs

An individual who is "stoned" on smoking cannabis may encounter an euphoric state where time is superfluous, music and hues take on a more noteworthy importance and the individual may obtain the "nibblies", needing to eat sweet and greasy sustenances. This is regularly connected with debilitated engine abilities and discernment. At the point when high blood fixations are accomplished, suspicious musings, mind flights and fits of anxiety may portray his "trip".

Virtue

In the vernacular, cannabis is regularly portrayed as "great poop" and "terrible poo", implying far reaching defilement practice. The contaminants may originate from soil quality (eg pesticides and overwhelming metals) or included in this manner. Some of the time particles of lead or minor dots of glass expand the weight sold.

Helpful Impacts

An irregular determination of helpful impacts shows up here in setting of their proof status. A portion of the impacts will be appeared as useful, while others convey chance. A few impacts are scarcely recognized from the fake treatments of the exploration.

Cannabis in the treatment of epilepsy is uncertain because of deficient proof.

Sickness and regurgitating brought about by chemotherapy can be enhanced by oral cannabis.

A decrease in the seriousness of torment in patients with unending agony is a possible result for the utilization of cannabis.

Spasticity in Various Sclerosis (MS) patients was accounted for as upgrades in manifestations.

Increment in hunger and reduction in weight reduction in HIV/Promotions patients has been appeared in restricted proof.

As indicated by constrained proof cannabis is incapable in the treatment of glaucoma.

Based on constrained proof, cannabis is successful in the treatment of Tourette disorder.

Post-horrendous turmoil has been helped by cannabis in a solitary announced preliminary.

Constrained measurable proof focuses to better results for horrible cerebrum damage.

There is lacking proof to guarantee that cannabis can support Parkinson's ailment.

Constrained proof dashed expectations that cannabis could help improve the indications of dementia sufferers.

Restricted factual proof can be found to help a relationship between smoking cannabis and heart assault.

Based on restricted proof cannabis is inadequate to treat wretchedness

The proof for diminished danger of metabolic issues (diabetes and so forth) is restricted and measurable.

Social nervousness issue can benefit from outside assistance by cannabis, in spite of the fact that the proof is restricted. Asthma and cannabis use isn't very much bolstered by the proof either in support.

Post-awful turmoil has been helped by cannabis in a solitary detailed preliminary.

An end that cannabis can help schizophrenia sufferers can't be upheld or disproved based on the restricted idea of the proof.

There is moderate proof that better transient rest results for exasperates rest people.

Pregnancy and smoking cannabis are connected with diminished birth weight of the newborn child.

The proof for stroke brought about by cannabis use is restricted and factual.

Dependence on cannabis and passage issues are unpredictable, considering numerous factors that are past the extent of this article. These issues are completely talked about in the Snooze report.

Disease

The Snooze report features the accompanying discoveries on the issue of malignancy:

The proof recommends that smoking cannabis does not expand the hazard for specific diseases (i.e., lung, head and neck) in grown-ups.

There is humble proof that cannabis use is related with one subtype of testicular malignant growth.

There is negligible proof that parental cannabis use during pregnancy is related with more noteworthy malignant growth hazard in posterity.

RESPIRATORY Sickness

The Snooze report features the accompanying discoveries on the issue of respiratory maladies:

Smoking cannabis all the time is related with perpetual hack and mucus generation.

Stopping cannabis smoking is probably going to diminish unending hack and mucus generation.

It is misty whether cannabis use is related with unending obstructive pneumonic issue, asthma, or exacerbated lung work.

Safe Framework

The Rest report features the accompanying discoveries on the issue of the human invulnerable framework:

There exists a lack of information on the impacts of cannabis or cannabinoid-put together therapeutics with respect to the human invulnerable framework.

There is deficient information to make all-encompassing determinations concerning the impacts of cannabis smoke or cannabinoids on insusceptible skill.

There is restricted proof to recommend that standard introduction to cannabis smoke may have mitigating movement.

There is lacking proof to help or discredit a factual relationship between cannabis or cannabinoid use and antagonistic impacts on insusceptible status in people with HIV.

MORTALITY

The Rest report features the accompanying discoveries on the issue of the expanded danger of death or damage:

Cannabis use before driving builds the danger of being associated with an engine vehicle mishap.

In states where cannabis use is lawful, there is expanded danger of unexpected cannabis overdose wounds among youngsters.

It is indistinct whether and how cannabis use is related with all-cause mortality or with word related damage.

Cerebrum Capacity

The Rest report features the accompanying discoveries on the issue of subjective presentation and emotional wellness:

Late cannabis use disables the exhibition in subjective areas of learning, memory, and consideration. Late use might be characterized as cannabis use inside 24 hours of assessment.

A predetermined number of studies propose that there are impedances in intellectual areas of learning, memory, and consideration in people who have quit smoking cannabis.

Cannabis use during immaturity is identified with weaknesses in ensuing scholarly accomplishment and instruction, business and pay, and social connections and social jobs.

Cannabis use is probably going to build the danger of creating schizophrenia and different psychoses; the higher the utilization, the more noteworthy the hazard.

In people with schizophrenia and different psychoses, a past filled with cannabis use might be connected to better execution on learning and memory errands.

Cannabis use does not seem to improve the probability of creating wretchedness, tension, and posttraumatic stress issue.

For people determined to have bipolar issue, close every day cannabis use might be connected to more noteworthy side effects of bipolar issue than for nonusers.

Substantial cannabis clients are bound to report contemplations of suicide than are nonusers.

Standard cannabis use is probably going to expand the hazard for creating social tension issue.

It must be sensibly obvious from the prior that cannabis isn't the enchantment slug for all medical problems that some well meaning however rash backers of cannabis would have us accept. However the item offers much expectation. Strong research can explain the issues. The Snooze report is a strong positive development. Shockingly, there are as yet numerous boundaries to investigating this astonishing medication. In time the advantages and dangers will be all the more completely comprehended. Trust in the item will increment and a considerable lot of the boundaries, social and scholarly, will fall by the wayside.

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[verdigrisprowl]

Nov 5 Dancitron Movie Night - Round Planet

It took most of the night, but Prowl eventually managed to successfully participate in Whirl’s nonsense. He’s proud of himself.

He also managed to invite Arcee to hang out at some undefined point in the future.

Check out Prowl, veritable social butterfly.

Today NoodlesAtNight 7:39 pm *Soundwave has Ravage sitting on his lap, one feeler lightly curled around the mech. They'e quite focused on the screen already.* Swervester 7:41 pm Ants? NoodlesAtNight 7:41 pm [[One of many Earth creatures we will learn about tonight, per Ravage's request.]] Swervester 7:41 pm Ooh. Nature docs are always a good choice. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:41 pm *enter dragon! she has snacks! mercury rolls and oil cakes and tasty tasty energon gummis* Hello, Soundwave, Ravage! NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *Ravage smacks his jaws at the smell of the treats but does not move.* =Yes. Very good.= Swervester 7:42 pm Do humans eat honeydew NoodlesAtNight 7:43 pm *Soundwave huffs noisily.* [[Too small for humans, he's sure.]] Swervester 7:43 pm Shame. NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm [[They get by.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:45 pm *the dragon finishes up placing the snacks where they belong, and brings Ravage a tinsel fish* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm *His optics brighten to nigh blinding levels. He chomps at it. The dragon had better mind their paw or they might lose it.* Swervester 7:46 pm This man's voice. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:47 pm *she's minding her paw! she likes having them. both of them. intact. and unchawmped. at least her offering has been accepted. she's going to back away now so that Ravage knows that it's his.* *...can Tarantulas do that?* NoodlesAtNight 7:48 pm ((what is with all the poo jokes oh my god. i knew i should've started on the octopus one)) Swervester 7:48 pm /rtghb lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:49 pm ...Why is the fish walking. NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[Because it can.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:50 pm *the dragon would have responded, but she just saw the frogfish hnorf a flounder and is losing it* I've had meals like that! Today NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm [[You walk better than that.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:51 pm Thank you. *she should HOPE so!* NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm ((we'll start at 8:05-8:10)) opatoes 7:52 pm /Well, coming to this stream is a first! Smokescreen is cautiously coming in, and is immediately heading for the bar./ All of you. Hello. Swervester 7:53 pm //he says things so weird god SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm ((I'm going to inhale my food laughing at this help)) opatoes 7:54 pm What are nipples. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ...What is that. I don't like it. opatoes 7:55 pm Where are the cats? NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm *Soundwave nods to Smokescreen.* [[Welcome. And he sees no cats.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ((thank you)) opatoes 7:55 pm Bring out the cats. NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm ((god i don't wanna hear about that)) SCProwl 7:56 pm *Prowl arrives... ah* Earth documentaries? opatoes 7:56 pm /He is also trying to quietly take a few drinks before sitting down./ Swervester 7:56 pm //don't koalas also spend their life eternally high SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:56 pm ((yes)) opatoes 7:58 pm Soundwave. If you have time, can you get a cat docu- oh. That is not a cat. Swervester 7:58 pm Cooler than cats opatoes 7:58 pm Wrong. NoodlesAtNight 7:58 pm [[There will be cats if there are - that is NOT what they are referred to as!]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:58 pm *points at Ravage* Cooler than him? Swervester 7:58 pm [laughs] NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm =Nothing is cooler than cats.= *Snout in air.* opatoes 7:59 pm Cats are still better- yes. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:59 pm *she thought so. allow her to loaf smugly nearby.* NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm *Ravage allows this.* opatoes 7:59 pm ... You. /He's pointing to Ravage./ Do you want a drink? NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm =No. Is my bar.= opatoes 8:00 pm Oh. Oh. ... May I take your drinks? NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm =Yes.= opatoes 8:00 pm Good. It is appreciated. /He's chugging a drink./ NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm [[...He should look into that tactic.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm Data point of two. I think I would also be horrified and confused. NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm *Imagine a feeler that can separate and wiggle around for him.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:01 pm *imagine a dragon with trauma for life* UnkillableJazz 8:01 pm *Jazz sneaks in just in time for the stupid clams comment and snickers* Today NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm *Soundwave eyes Jazz but offers a polite-ish nod.* PartyRatchet703 8:01 pm *tastes and smells what he touches* NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm ((three minutes to start, get yoru snacks)) PartyRatchet703 8:02 pm *like an octopus, apparently* Swervester 8:02 pm Oh my god. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:02 pm An octopus can squeeze through any hole that permits its beak. A hatchling can squeeze through any hole that permits its head. Oh, goddess, it's dying. UnkillableJazz 8:02 pm *grins and waves* UnkillableJazz 8:03 pm ((okay then...) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((cue joke about Soundwave tearing off his arm and presenting it to Prowl)) NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm [[...Look at it. It's so small.]] ((lmfao)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((:D)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm Hatchlings typically are tiny. opatoes 8:04 pm So this is an educational documentary, correct? SCProwl 8:04 pm I wasn't aware there were rules for writing books for newbuilds. NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm ((ALL RIGHT i didn't get to see a single bit of this week's stuff so i don't know a damn thing about what to do for warnings. we're just gonna dive in and i'll be sure to get next week's warnings on time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm If Ravage picked it, it surely is. opatoes 8:04 pm I would trust Ravage with my life. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm I would too. opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat! That's not my home. NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Soundwave settles into his couch, gently scratching Ravage's sides.* opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat!! Show the snow cat again. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm *um. how educational is this.* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm [[What is wrong with talking about shoes?]] SCProwl 8:06 pm Shoes. Swervester 8:06 pm //i've seen this entire series like 4 times tbh and i think the most pertinent warnings are vulgar humor in unexpected places UnkillableJazz 8:06 pm There are lots of round planets Swervester 8:06 pm //also bees in a later episode if u fear bees NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm ((ah! thank you. everyone read that)) [[...Oh, he's glad Prowl wasn't here for that.]] opatoes 8:07 pm There need to be more snow cats on Earth. Fix the Earth. NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm [[Someone's stuck a stick in that whale.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm That fox is almost as fluffy as I am. opatoes 8:07 pm ... How fluffy are you? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm *the dragon poofs her fur out as far as she can! she is pretty much as fluffy as an arctic fox- which makes sense, since they share a similar biome. lots of fluff.* opatoes 8:09 pm ... That is. Very fluffy. Very, very, fluffy. Where does the fluff come from? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm oh that looks fun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I grow it. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm [[Where do you put it when you do not need it?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I. I don't? It stays on me all the time. SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm -what did he just walk in on?- FirstAidd 8:10 pm [waves at sunny] opatoes 8:10 pm ... How soft is your fluff? NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[You do not shed it?]] Swervester 8:10 pm Hey Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm hey swerve! SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm Ah. Hello, First Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm Henlo opatoes 8:10 pm You. Greetings. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Greetings, all who have arrived.]] FirstAidd 8:10 pm Me. Uh.. greetings to you too..? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm Oh, I shed constantly- *sticks out her catlike tongue* But I clean it off before it makes a mess. opatoes 8:11 pm Greetings. Who are you supposed to be? FirstAidd 8:11 pm Uh.. First Aid. It's who I am. [who is this weird mech] NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Ah. That is convenient.]] opatoes 8:12 pm You clean it? I assume you have some method of not clogging your tanks? I see. That's unfortunate. FirstAidd 8:12 pm Uh.. SunstreakerCMO 8:12 pm Are you okay, with all the... opatoes 8:12 pm ... It sounds like the kind of name that is a medic- and that is unfortunate, isn't it? NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Bongos are hardly part of the hunting process. That is soundtrack.]] Swervester 8:13 pm [snickers] FirstAidd 8:13 pm I mean.. I don't think it's unfortuante.. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:13 pm Yes, I purge it up later. *shrugs her wings* I have to purge up formaldehydes and formic acid anyways as a byproduct, so putting the hair with it makes it sting less. NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm *Plays a few notes of the relevant song.* [[Horrible, awful, cold, icy snow.]] *Shudder.* FirstAidd 8:13 pm And it's all fine Sunstreaker. The thing hasn't.. reattached, right? SunstreakerCMO 8:14 pm No, no...it has grown, and has...kinda gotten over that phase. FirstAidd 8:14 pm Huh opatoes 8:15 pm You don't? I suppose it could be worse. Your name isn't Flatline or Ratchet or something. you can do it, Snow cat. FirstAidd 8:15 pm I know both of those mechs.. but I only know Flatline by name opatoes 8:15 pm Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:15 pm *Ice Queen comes in belated, looking around* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:15 pm *the dragon chirps at her dragon friend!* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *Soundwave nods. Hello.* opatoes 8:16 pm This seems like a very cool place to be. NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Slow stare at Smokescreen.* opatoes 8:16 pm ... What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm ... *stares at Smokescreen* SunstreakerCMO 8:16 pm ...... opatoes 8:16 pm ............... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Why does that fish have a stick on it. opatoes 8:16 pm Anyway, he mentioned jigsaw puzzles. Isn't that something? opatoes 8:17 pm Fish sticks. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:17 pm -chirps back! looks around- verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *arrives late* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[Easy preparation for cooking, he assumes.]] *Soundwave looks up and pings Prowl. Greetings!* opatoes 8:17 pm /Turning around to nod at Prowl. He knows you!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm ...Why does that fish have a single giant tooth on its face. SCProwl 8:17 pm *pings alternate* UnkillableJazz 8:18 pm Still can't believe this is the place that kept Megatron frozen for so long verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *pings everyone who pings him, nods back at the bot that definitely isn't smokescreen.* FirstAidd 8:18 pm [waves at prowl] NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[If there is any good thing about snow, it is that.']] *Nodding to Jazz* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *waves back* opatoes 8:18 pm That snow cat looks so soft... NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[It is a bear, not a cat.]] opatoes 8:19 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:19 pm

opatoes 8:19 pm Unfortunate. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((HEY WHIRL)) Swervester 8:19 pm Hey Whirl. chronosmith 8:19 pm Not with THAT attitude. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((THE WOM IS HERE)) chronosmith 8:19 pm ((YE)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...Whirl. Why. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Lifts a feeler to look over his back.* [[Voice of experience, Whirl?]] chronosmith 8:19 pm *bobs his head at Swerve* No, no. I've never made tender love to snow. FirstAidd 8:19 pm [blinks] verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm *sits with Soundwave* chronosmith 8:19 pm The strangest thing I ever fucked was a gun. *trots on in and makes his way to the couch* FirstAidd 8:20 pm .. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm *the dragon is so horrified* Swervester 8:20 pm I--wow. chronosmith 8:20 pm But it was on accident. FirstAidd 8:20 pm that's dedication NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[You missed a tasteless joke. Welcome.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm ...What did you do, accidentally sit on it? UnkillableJazz 8:20 pm okay. chronosmith 8:20 pm It's a long story. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((reminder to everyone coming in that i have no idea about anything in these documentaries but am told it's mostly just a bit of vulgar humor)) chronosmith 8:21 pm (( o7 )) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm Sounds like every species on Earth chronosmith 8:21 pm Brawling is its own reward, really. opatoes 8:21 pm Why must they fight? Swervester 8:21 pm Wow that's a lot of blood. chronosmith 8:21 pm Damn, yeah, we missed the good one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...He looks like he was put through a woodchipper. NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[Frenzy would agree with you, Whirl.]] chronosmith 8:22 pm Frenzy knows what's up, that's why. Chaifootsteps 8:22 pm *Speaking of gender stereotypes, he's just gonna slink in and find a spot to sit*. Swervester 8:22 pm Is it Rung's. opatoes 8:22 pm W. What is that? Is that a plant enemy NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm *Soundwave nods at Arcee. Welcome, welcome.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...That looks tasty. opatoes 8:22 pm It better not touch my garden. verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm *nods vaguely in Arcee's direction, hello.* NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm *Can he lean? He'd like to lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Crunchy to eat. Chaifootsteps 8:23 pm *Arcee nods vaguely to both of them. Ideal method of communication right there.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm *he can absolutely lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Although the cold hurts your teeth. chronosmith 8:23 pm *perks up and waves a claw at Arcee. And then proceeds to flop back all over the purple couch and take up all the room* opatoes 8:23 pm Oh! Prowl, did you get the opportunity to show your magnemite my puzzle? Was there a reaction? Should I make another? NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Spider?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Oh.]] FirstAidd 8:24 pm [is likely sitting next to sunny] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm I think it's tasty. chronosmith 8:24 pm ((MOTHS ARE BEAUTIFUL)) UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm Evening! *he's waving at the people who recently came* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ((THEY ARE)) Chaifootsteps 8:24 pm *Waves to Whirl*. SunstreakerCMO 8:24 pm -well, he's fine with the company- verdigrisprowl 8:24 pm I did. It enjoys it. It hasn't solved it yet, but it likes playing with it. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm =...Would be fun to catch these.= chronosmith 8:25 pm Oh, yeah. *looks to Prowl* Yours is sticking around, too? opatoes 8:25 pm Oh? I'm glad- it sounds like it is challenging enough to be enjoyable. I was not sure if I made it too easy. Do let me know if I should make another, or give that one a new battery, or anything. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[...Oh. Oh, dear.]] chronosmith 8:25 pm ...........*snickers* Chaifootsteps 8:25 pm ...I mean, if I could do that, I would too. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:25 pm At the risk of sounding sadistic... I want to throw them off a cliff. chronosmith 8:25 pm That fox had the same idea you did, Ravage. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[If you haven't got anything better to play with, he supposes.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm It hasn't tried to leave, so I guess so. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm They look pleasingly bouncy. SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -covers mouth to snicker at the bouncing birds- UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm ((sorry lost internet)) NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm =Hm. Two points to the fox.= SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -and then it's munched. Damn- NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[He hopes she does not care about leaving tracks to her den.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm It's definitely not the worst place to incubate her hatchlings. Nothing's going to try and eat her. chronosmith 8:27 pm Same. With my little... tire thing. I need to name it, now that I think about it. Chaifootsteps 8:27 pm Aww. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:27 pm You mean the Whirlbug? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm Have you asked it if it has a name? UnkillableJazz 8:28 pm Hope the little one does alright chronosmith 8:28 pm Yeah! I guess if what they say is their names, it's a "whirlipede?" NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...It is a foot?]] chronosmith 8:28 pm I don't... know how to tlak to it. *pauses* Well, I mean, I DO talk to it, but I don't know what it's saying back. If it's saying anything. Or understands me. opatoes 8:29 pm ... Will humans lose their eyes eventually? verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm ... You haven't learned its language? UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm Who knows OmicronTheIceQueen 8:29 pm ((still around, on phone sorry, Icy's in a corner)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm *the dragon howls laughing* UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm apparently they're gonna loose something called a pinkie toe verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm ((check out these mature serious scientists)) chronosmith 8:30 pm No? *peers* Is there--you have a dictionary or something I can borrow? opatoes 8:30 pm Eat your avocado, old mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ((I love it)) ((science is great)) opatoes 8:30 pm What? No Swervester 8:30 pm //i'm laughing bc iirc david attenborough actually denounced this series as being a mockery of serious documentaries verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm I know /mine's/ language. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[...He would keep Cybertron.]] chronosmith 8:30 pm It seems smart. I mean, we can sort of pantomime at each other. As much as a tire and someone with big unwieldy claws can pantomime. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm ((...... that's the point???)) opatoes 8:31 pm ... Although, I do not want to lose my greenhouse. UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm ... Swervester 8:31 pm //yeah apparently he hates the series and thinks it undermines real documentaries and their points NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Yes. Yes they do.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((does he complain that the blair witch project also undermines real documentaries)) verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm I could give you my Magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:31 pm ... UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm Keeping Cybertron wasn't really a thing that happened here SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((or that one with the mermaids)) Swervester 8:31 pm //dunno lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 8:32 pm *Icy shifts closer to watch, letting a hatchling fall off her back* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *Looks at Jazz.* [[If your Cybertron is like the others he has seen in timelines like yours, likely you would not want it in its current state.]] opatoes 8:32 pm Prowl, could I see your magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:32 pm I am glad I do not have to be near that planet...aside from a few unfortunate times OmicronTheIceQueen 8:33 pm I like organic worlds like earth UnkillableJazz 8:33 pm Mine's in pieces verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm Sure. *pings* The grammar is... difficult. *half the grammar rules are "??! i give up"* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[As long as the volcanoes do not fire purple lava, it is fine, he thinks.]] opatoes 8:34 pm Thank you very much- It is interesting to see, though. I wonder how it may compare to other pokemon languages, or if other pokemon can communicate with their languages. SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm Purple? Why would it be purple? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:34 pm Another fluffy thing. NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[It wouldn't be, if all is well.]] SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm .......... NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[MORE snow?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm You might not want to know shiny verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm I've never tried to learn any other Pokerman references. verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm *yes. he's already forgotten the word.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Snow is highly important. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:35 pm Snow is good 😊 NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[It's horrid is what it is.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm ...Oh, goddess. They're tubes! Chaifootsteps 8:35 pm With little legs. SunstreakerCMO 8:35 pm ....'shiny'? NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm *Ravage points at the screen.* =Hot dogs.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Who authorized the creation of those tubes. It's delightful! opatoes 8:35 pm Pokemon- It is Pokemon. Do you know others with Pokemon? Have you tried introducing your magnemite to other non-magnemite pokemon? It may be interesting to see if the language is the same, or if it adjusts when interacting with other Pokemon. verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm No, I can't take it to meet any others. UnkillableJazz 8:36 pm I haven't got to try Earth's snow yet Chaifootsteps 8:36 pm The novelty wears off fast. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:36 pm Its fuuun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Is snow different between planets? opatoes 8:36 pm ... You cannot? Is there a reason for that? verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm Yes. UnkillableJazz 8:37 pm Depends what's frozen in it SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm Fair enough. chronosmith 8:37 pm ((sorry i had to go fight with the goddamned washing machine)) NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm ((who won)) verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm ((show it who's boss SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm ((kick its ass wom)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Finally.]] chronosmith 8:38 pm ((i did, at last)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Where is Smokescreen when you wish to refer to past pranks.]] opatoes 8:38 pm Fair enough. ... Past pranks? chronosmith 8:38 pm Huh. Well... if you know any... "pokerman" linguists who wanna help, send me their frequency. Because I'm not one. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Nothing. Nothing.]] opatoes 8:38 pm No, no, tell me. SunstreakerCMO 8:39 pm The...what? Swervester 8:39 pm [snickers] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *oh, they're talking about Pokémon in the documentary.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:40 pm *head tilts....and then chirps, watching Peddles daring to sniff a chair* SunstreakerCMO 8:40 pm -confused noise- verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *maybe they'll talk about Magnemite.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm So, how do they keep the plants from rotting away in their hoards? Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm I like their little hands. chronosmith 8:40 pm Maybe they can still eat it when it's rotten. verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *... looks for their hands* Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm ...Oh Primus. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm [[Hm. They do have a wise plan to-- ha.]] chronosmith 8:40 pm .... *listens. Peers* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:41 pm ......thats a sparkling sound SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon peeps similarly* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Plays back the noise and huffs.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *imitates the soft Pika noise?* verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *their hands are indeed little.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *tries again. There. Peeps. Peeping on the couch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon will peep too* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Peeps back to the dragon and Whirl.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *Real Peeping Hours* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *HEAD SNAPS AROUND at that sound * SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *Real Peeping Hours* opatoes 8:42 pm ... /Tries peeping as well./ Swervester 8:42 pm Fist fights OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *reflexively Chirps a question back* UnkillableJazz 8:42 pm *Jazz might be tempted to adopt that creature* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Looks at Prowl.* @P: [[Furry cuffs.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm *SNORTS* SunstreakerCMO 8:42 pm ..... chronosmith 8:42 pm Why... opatoes 8:42 pm "How's your father?" UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm What's nasty about it? opatoes 8:43 pm What if their sire is dead? chronosmith 8:43 pm Why are they playing an instrumental rendition of "Daisy Bell?" Is "a bicycle built for two" a euphemism nobody told me about? NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[A bicycle built /of/ two, perhaps.]] Swervester 8:43 pm Probably. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *the dragon squints at Whirl. what the hell is he talking about.* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Unless the bicycle is into threesomes.]] UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm or more Swervester 8:44 pm That's so weird. chronosmith 8:44 pm Well you'd need at least two wheels for THAT. I guess the rest of us are SOL. Swervester 8:44 pm Why are animals weird. opatoes 8:44 pm Organics are bizarre. SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm ............ OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm O__o SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm Aid? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:45 pm *mimics the elk sound* verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *... elk peeing on themselves is no weirder than things Prowl's seen other organics do.* chronosmith 8:45 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Slight flinch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm ((actually, that is about what it sounds like)) FirstAidd 8:45 pm yes? UnkillableJazz 8:45 pm It sounds like it's dying... Swervester 8:45 pm Is it ok SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm -gestures to the screen- NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[Ah. So this is what Thunderhoof's ornaments are for.]] chronosmith 8:45 pm Neat! SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm That? FirstAidd 8:46 pm ..yes that OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm *she looks at hatchling* Peddles: ............*soft mew* close enough opatoes 8:46 pm Why do they walk on four legs? SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm What....oh verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm Because they have four feet. Chaifootsteps 8:46 pm There they go. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm Because bipedalism is bad for the spine. chronosmith 8:46 pm Because it's fun. SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm Oh never mind opatoes 8:46 pm It is? My spinal strut is fine. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm I've heard those creatures get stuck together in those fights FirstAidd 8:46 pm [gestures] nature NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[What happens then? Who separates them?]] SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm -face meet palms- UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm I think they die if their horns don't break SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm If I tried to stand on my hind legs and walk around like that, I'd need spine surgery. SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm Great... verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm He's very eager for that volcano to go. Chaifootsteps 8:48 pm Too eager. Is he planning something? NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm =Laserbeak.= [[Perhaps he has hidden something inside the volcano.]] opatoes 8:49 pm Perhaps he has some particularly good insurance. chronosmith 8:49 pm Oh yeah, me too. That's my Friday night. I've puked energon all over the mountains by my house. UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm efficient tree planters chronosmith 8:49 pm I've got stashes for days. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[That's horrific.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:49 pm *snickers a little at Ravage's comment. she's seen Her Bird eat. Laserbeak has an impressive stomach.* chronosmith 8:50 pm It would be, if it was true. opatoes 8:50 pm I should leave some of my tree seeds out for these birds. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *What, you think all that space in her back is for holding bits of grenades?* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm ... If you drank less energon ultimately you'd contain more energon. chronosmith 8:50 pm This is my Saturday night. I'm always chewing up trees. opatoes 8:50 pm Beavers are a destructive force. Swervester 8:51 pm ..H-how do you-- NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm =Wasn't going to ask.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm *it absolutely isn't for grenades, that would be inane* SunstreakerCMO 8:51 pm . . . . NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Hm. He knows what beast mode the Constructicons might have.]] chronosmith 8:51 pm I just smash my face again and again into trees like a woodpecker. opatoes 8:51 pm The foxtrot? What is that? Swervester 8:51 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:51 pm A dance. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[A beaver, you cracked circuit board.]] UnkillableJazz 8:52 pm narrator sounds happier verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm ... I'm more doubtful of your ability to find trees. opatoes 8:52 pm I meant the dance, not- I know what beavers are. chronosmith 8:52 pm Well... to be honest. Trees are smelly. Especially... *faraway look*

.......pine trees. verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm ......... Are they? chronosmith 8:53 pm *stares silently into space* verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm *... he'll wait.* NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Soundwave takes note of that look.* =Bite it.= Chaifootsteps 8:53 pm *Is getting a reminder in why he likes Whirl*. chronosmith 8:53 pm *finally speaks, slowly* Ye-es. They are. If you can smell with a damn. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm Peddles *sitting under someone's chair?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon can't believe all these puns* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm *puns are epic* verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm ... Do they smell unpleasant? Or just—smell? chronosmith 8:54 pm Depends on the tree. They have different smells, really. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm *Ah, that beautiful shot of water they keep returning to...* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm *HAHAHAHAHA* verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm Oh. *he supposes that makes sense.* opatoes 8:55 pm Some plants have an incredibly foul smell- one of my flowers smells disgusting when it is blooming. UnkillableJazz 8:55 pm the fox OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *barks a laugh* that's a predacon SunstreakerCMO 8:55 pm ....he really is waiting for that volcano to go up SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm That's a dragon! opatoes 8:55 pm I am fortunate not to have a nose. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm ((we'll do two more)) chronosmith 8:55 pm *gestures to Ravage* You feel me, right? Some trees just kinda smell... y'know, fresh, and some are stinky, and some are possessed of a fragrance of unbelievable beauty that kind of captures the senses and traps you in a cage of olfactory delight? Yeah? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((two more after this?)) NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm ((this and another)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((thank for explain)) opatoes 8:56 pm Kitty!! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Ravage contemplates the question* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *chirps at Dragon, is she doing Dragon Duty for anyone tonight?* UnkillableJazz 8:58 pm Octopus NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm =Magnolias. That is beautiful smelling.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *the dragon is hanging out with Soundwave, loafing around and being cute* SunstreakerCMO 8:58 pm ........ chronosmith 8:58 pm Magnolia, hm? I'll have to check those out. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:58 pm *would dragon like a Peddles visit?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *dragon would LOVE a Peddles visit* radioactivibee 8:58 pm Earth's oceans? opatoes 8:58 pm !! Honeypot? What are you doing here? SunstreakerCMO 8:59 pm -he can see why humans stay away from the oceans now- Swervester 8:59 pm Hey Bee. radioactivibee 8:59 pm Hey Swerve, hi Smokescreen. opatoes 8:59 pm /He is quietly going over to sit near Bumblebee. And maybe awkwardly set a drink in his lap./ chronosmith 8:59 pm *PERKS up. Are we going to see barnacles? Barnacles? ARE WE???* radioactivibee 8:59 pm I saw Round PLanet and thought it would be fun. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm Ah, so this is why clams are stupid. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:59 pm *purrs at her hatchling, the quiet one to move from chair to chair and such. sniffing legs and pedes without touching* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm *Soundwave leans against Prowl. Oh, let there be at least one octopus.* [[That /is/ a pleasant instrument. They have good taste.]] UnkillableJazz 9:00 pm Oh, those are gorgeous OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Moon jellies? Chaifootsteps 9:00 pm Lovely. radioactivibee 9:00 pm [Looks down at the drink and gives Smokescreen a smile.] Awe, thanks Smokey. opatoes 9:00 pm Look- radioactivibee 9:00 pm ...what are gonads? chronosmith 9:00 pm Oh yeah. That's my Sunday night. opatoes 9:00 pm Look. I simply had an extra one. Do not think anything of it. chronosmith 9:00 pm Trapping small animals in my mucous-covered body. NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[Whirl, don't you dare go into details.]] [[Primus damn it.]] radioactivibee 9:01 pm Oh. Of course. ...Whirl. We don't...have mucous. chronosmith 9:01 pm I didn't say anything about my mouth-bottom, now. Chaifootsteps 9:01 pm Whirl, I feel like we need to hang out on the weekend. chronosmith 9:01 pm You don't know that! SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm ...what is that? verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm Your weekends are much more exciting than mine. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Whirl, you are my friend, but I desperately need you to not tell me more about this. radioactivibee 9:01 pm Do YOU have mucous? chronosmith 9:01 pm I could be full of mucous. Lousy with it. What if I'm made ENTIRELY of mucous right now? SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm Oh Swervester 9:01 pm I wish my weekends were less exciting NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *To Prowl* [[If you want to have mucus weekends, please do not invite him.]] opatoes 9:01 pm ... /Scooting away from Whirl./ radioactivibee 9:01 pm I don't think that's how mucous works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:01 pm Peddles: *sniffing her way to the Dragon scent* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[Absolutely impossible to clean out.]] chronosmith 9:02 pm And, hell yeah, Arcee. I'll fly into the city to see you, mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *the dragon peeps at Peddles* verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *glances at Soundwave* Well, there go MY undeveloped weekend plans. chronosmith 9:02 pm Look at what you all did. You spoiled it for Prowl. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[...You can't be serious.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm Peddles: *mews back! how does she cross all that spaaace?!* Chaifootsteps 9:02 pm Beautiful. Can't wait. chronosmith 9:02 pm No mucousy delights for HIM, now. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *... humor ping* radioactivibee 9:02 pm ... opatoes 9:02 pm Bumblebug. You will come home with me. I have an important virtual environment development project to share with you. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *peep peep!* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm *Hold on. How did Arcee get Whirl into the city? Amazing!* radioactivibee 9:02 pm Why would anyone WANT mucousy delights? NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *Grateful ping in response to the humor* radioactivibee 9:03 pm You have a what now? chronosmith 9:03 pm *by being Arcee* radioactivibee 9:03 pm Is it for Knock Out? chronosmith 9:03 pm Oh my god, I love that thing. opatoes 9:03 pm I have a virtual- no, no. I wish to share my virtual home with him, but I made it in my spare time. chronosmith 9:03 pm Look at it. I love it. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm =HA.= chronosmith 9:03 pm It's got a tube on its forehead. Chaifootsteps 9:03 pm *These may or may not be the first words he and this Whirl have ever exchanged*. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Peddles: *mew!* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ...Goddess, why does that look like something that lives on my planet. radioactivibee 9:03 pm Virtual home? opatoes 9:04 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *... hold on.* Are you living in the city now, Arcee? I thought you just visited. radioactivibee 9:04 pm Is this a puzzle thing? NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *LEANS BACK* radioactivibee 9:04 pm Oh Primus what is that thing UnkillableJazz 9:04 pm oh OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm ............... chronosmith 9:04 pm *Whirl has, I believe, interacted with Arcee once years ago. But he's met his universe's Arcee. Arcees in general are kickass* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm well then chronosmith 9:04 pm Aww, look at it! opatoes 9:04 pm No, not quite, though I do have puzzles in my home with the help of different pressure plates. SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm . . . chronosmith 9:04 pm Precious. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[That was... ah. Hmm. No. Thank you.]] Chaifootsteps 9:04 pm *As are Whirls. So everyone wins*. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm Actually, I think that actually may be something that does live on my planet. Underwater invertebrates causing diabetic shock sounds familiar. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm Peddles: *frighten sound at the screen* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *nods at the screen* Is that what your Mondays look like, Whirl? SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm -okay then- radioactivibee 9:04 pm Um. Ok. It sounds like something I have to see to understand so sure, I'll come over some time and check it out. chronosmith 9:05 pm Nah, my mondays... *gestures grandly to self, and then to the bar* NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[If they are, Rumble has much to explain to him.]] chronosmith 9:05 pm THIS is my Mondays. When I'm feeling social. radioactivibee 9:05 pm Fair. opatoes 9:05 pm Good. You will appreciate it. I have cacti protecting my home from skeletons and slag. chronosmith 9:05 pm (9CURNOIDSD)) NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm *From over the PA system:* //HEY!// chronosmith 9:05 pm ((AHHH CRICNOIDS)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm ....Skeletons? opatoes 9:05 pm Yes? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm ((oh it's the anusfish)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm Ok. Oh Primus................. chronosmith 9:05 pm *snickers* radioactivibee 9:05 pm That's gross. Chaifootsteps 9:06 pm *To Prowl* ...Er, no. I'm...sort of all over the place right now. opatoes 9:06 pm Oh no. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm ... Fair. *clearly, Prowl is not getting in on these japes. that's fine, it was a long shot.* radioactivibee 9:06 pm Oh.. Oh. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *snorts* chronosmith 9:06 pm Getting enveloped by freaky gastropods is my TUESDAY night. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Oh? radioactivibee 9:06 pm Why? chronosmith 9:06 pm ...ok I'm. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm okay then radioactivibee 9:06 pm .............. chronosmith 9:06 pm THIS is not my wednesday night. SunstreakerCMO 9:06 pm ................ radioactivibee 9:06 pm Is this how Metrotitans feel? chronosmith 9:06 pm Small fish don't climb into me to breed. chronosmith 9:07 pm That I KNOW of. opatoes 9:07 pm Most likely. How is your metrotitan mate? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm That you know of. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm Peddles: *creeps closer to Dragon, hatchling is trying to be sneeky* radioactivibee 9:07 pm Metroplex isn't my mate! opatoes 9:07 pm ... He is not? SunstreakerCMO 9:07 pm I did not need that imagery in my mind radioactivibee 9:07 pm He's fine though. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm [[Oh, these. He likes these.]] radioactivibee 9:07 pm No. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm *casually hangs her tail off the edge of the arm of the couch and twitches it for the hatchling* opatoes 9:07 pm ... Hm. Odd. chronosmith 9:07 pm *Whirl supports your interest in the japes, Prowl. Just give him a moment or two, he'll get ya* radioactivibee 9:07 pm No he's not. I'm just. Living in him. opatoes 9:07 pm I suppose that is how it starts out. chronosmith 9:08 pm That one's cute t--- radioactivibee 9:08 pm I'm not dating a Metrotitan! chronosmith 9:08 pm ...adorable radioactivibee 9:08 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Isn't it.]] opatoes 9:08 pm I know you aren't dating one yet. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm That's delightful. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @P: [[This is his Monday night.]] chronosmith 9:08 pm This was me the last time I was out on your dance floor, Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm Peddles: *slowly bats at dragon tail once over* chronosmith 9:08 pm And tried to eat Prowl. UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm rip crab radioactivibee 9:08 pm Smokescreen! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *twitchy twitch! look at this fun and wiggly tail!* opatoes 9:09 pm ... What? chronosmith 9:09 pm ...*tilts head* Did I ever apologize for trying to devour your spark? I mean. I feel like maybe that's something I should apologize for. NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[He recalls much less mouth splaying on Prowl's part of that.]] opatoes 9:09 pm Is my teasing too much? ... This is teasing, correct? chronosmith 9:09 pm Yeah, I had to do the mouth-splaying for the both of us. He'll get me next time. verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm *HUFF* FirstAidd 9:09 pm //off to bed! night! radioactivibee 9:09 pm It is and...no. I just get riled up too easily sometimes. chronosmith 9:09 pm ((night!)) opatoes 9:09 pm ((awww nini! verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm You're safe, I don't like chewing. radioactivibee 9:09 pm (( goodnight! NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm ((night!)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm ((nini!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Peddles: *pats at the tail!* SunstreakerCMO 9:09 pm ((g'night~ opatoes 9:09 pm Mmhm. Perhaps because you secretly admire someone? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm [rest well!] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *wiggle woggle* chronosmith 9:09 pm 9DNFJNM)__) (crinodis)) chronosmith 9:10 pm (9I LOVE THEM SO MUCH CRIES)) radioactivibee 9:10 pm I secretly admire a lot of bots. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm [aren't theycool?] opatoes 9:10 pm Do you? radioactivibee 9:10 pm But not Metroplex. chronosmith 9:10 pm My Thursday nights. opatoes 9:10 pm Oh. You openly admire him? chronosmith 9:10 pm Jittering spreadeagled along the seabed with the boys. verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm Pff. chronosmith 9:10 pm Eating any old rubbish. radioactivibee 9:10 pm No, he's like....he's a friend. chronosmith 9:10 pm ((oh my goood lomk at that crinoid)) radioactivibee 9:11 pm It's like how I feel about Ultra Magnus I guess. opatoes 9:11 pm ... Hm. Disappointing. chronosmith 9:11 pm Also extruding my stomach and oozing digestive juices on my food. With the boys. radioactivibee 9:11 pm Did you want me to frag a Metrotitan? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm ((oh my god look at it swimming)) opatoes 9:11 pm What? No, no, I want you to- I suppose it is not disappointing after all. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm ... Who are "the boys"? radioactivibee 9:11 pm ...I had no idea those things moved like that what the frag chronosmith 9:11 pm Killer and the sentient tire. radioactivibee 9:12 pm Ow. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm Ah. Yes, of course. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm most all things in the sea water opatoes 9:12 pm Heh. I am that crab. radioactivibee 9:12 pm ... chronosmith 9:12 pm I use "the boys" as a gender-neutral term because I have no idea how space barnacle gender works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm ((I love seeing local waters n.n)) NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm =Overproductively.= verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm I—I don't understand gender. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:12 pm Gender is fake. chronosmith 9:13 pm Yeah, I don't blame you. I say: don't sweat it. *waves a claw* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm ...Oh, the march of the snacks! UnkillableJazz 9:13 pm the swaying dance radioactivibee 9:13 pm I only chose pronouns for the humans. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Peddles: *kitten spazz paws* chronosmith 9:13 pm And, you're not wrong, Ravage. Luckily, Killer hasn't spawned anytime soon. Chaifootsteps 9:13 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm That blanket is alive. Swervester 9:14 pm //rays are so slimy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm crunchies chronosmith 9:14 pm This is my Friday but only when I need to shed my exoskeleton and aren't busy with puking energon all over the mountains. Swervester 9:14 pm //and the sucking they do is wild verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I thought you already covered Friday. chronosmith 9:14 pm Getting eating by giant rays is also part of the deal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm *wiggles her tail for Peddles* That blanket is alive and living its best life. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[Obviously we are into the next week.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm (not all have a slime coat) verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm Ah. chronosmith 9:15 pm Yep. That's why I said "aren't busy, et cetera, puking energon." NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *And Soundwave understands very little about alien genders himself, so he will not pipe in on that.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Yes, I see. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Peddles: *sits back, standing is hard, waaatching that tail* UnkillableJazz 9:15 pm I'll opt out of getting eaten radioactivibee 9:15 pm Same. Chaifootsteps 9:15 pm *He's biting his tongue on the subject*. radioactivibee 9:15 pm It doesn't look fun. chronosmith 9:15 pm *sighs* It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me. opatoes 9:15 pm Indeed. I enjoy not being a meal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:15 pm *watch the tail... watch it woggle. watch it twitch. watch it wiggle.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *Prowl doesn't even understand Cybertronian genders, he's not going to venture any opinions on alien ones.* chronosmith 9:16 pm Like... scraplets. radioactivibee 9:16 pm Ugh. Scraplets. UnkillableJazz 9:16 pm what are those? chronosmith 9:16 pm They're neat! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Apparently, scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Peddles: *head turning back and forth* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Now that's a snack. chronosmith 9:16 pm Imagine a cloud. Now imagine the cloud is made of millions of microscopic machines that wanna eat you. That's scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Scraplets should all freeze verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm They're bigger in some universes. SunstreakerCMO 9:17 pm Well radioactivibee 9:17 pm If the baby whale dies I swear to Primus..... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm *waves her tail carefully back and forth* UnkillableJazz 9:17 pm Ah, I think they were killed off on my Cybertron verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm Lucky. chronosmith 9:17 pm Haven't seen any on my end in a long, long time. NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm *Oh? Do they get to hear the songs?* opatoes 9:17 pm ... Face book? Is that the covenant? radioactivibee 9:18 pm ...............yes. SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm Oh! NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm *Scooting forward with interest* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm Peedles: *swaying kitten watching....and tries to pounce, aiming as far up to where the tail isn't moving as much* chronosmith 9:18 pm Being rounded up and swallowed in a single gulp by giant whales is my Saturday night but only once every six months. radioactivibee 9:19 pm Whirl, what the frag even is your universe? NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[...That is fantastic.]]

((oh my god that commentary)) opatoes 9:19 pm I wish to go on a cruise. Bumblebug. Join me on a puzzle material obtaining cruise? chronosmith 9:19 pm I dunno. Haven't seen it in four years or so. radioactivibee 9:19 pm ...What kind of material? opatoes 9:19 pm ... Material. Humans leave it out. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((last one)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:21 pm *ah ah ah, no ACTUALLY catching the tail. Peddles is a cute hatchling, but she's made of metal, and the dragon is mere flesh and blood* radioactivibee 9:21 pm Oh, ok. That's ok. Sure, I'll go on a cruise with you. opatoes 9:21 pm Good, good! Your help will be appreciated. radioactivibee 9:22 pm So what kind of puzzles are you making? UnkillableJazz 9:22 pm those looked like the views from the landing except there were city lights cause it was night OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm Peddles: *she gonna try! pats are getting more noticeable, hopefully the side dragon is on couch the mech's okay* radioactivibee 9:23 pm What strange creatures. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Swerve, they take after you.]] radioactivibee 9:23 pm [snickers] NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Grassquest.]] Swervester 9:23 pm They do! verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm ((they spell the cameraman's name differently every time)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [[...They're much less intelligent, however. The grass is already right there.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:24 pm *OH HECK THE HATCHLING GOT HER. cue horrified dragon expression as she's dragged off the couch. if she had to die, at least she died keeping a hatchling entertained* Swervester 9:24 pm Maybe they eat it before moving on? verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm Presumably, if they didn't move, the grass would be eaten up. NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm *Jazzy zebras. Looks at Jazz. He doesn't seem particularly zebra-ish.* opatoes 9:24 pm Oh! I am working on a magnetic bead puzzle at the moment. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Does it not keep gro- Ravage, sit DOWN.]] *Ravage is perked and watching.* Swervester 9:25 pm [grins] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm *heard the word "magnet"* What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm ((ravage is extremely valid)) chronosmith 9:25 pm My Sunday nights, if I'm drinking heavily. I become a walking sausage. radioactivibee 9:25 pm ... Didn't need to know. chronosmith 9:25 pm But now you DO. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *Ravage eyes Whirl and licks his chops.* radioactivibee 9:25 pm Yeah. I wish I didn't. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm Peddles: *shes not as bite-y as her brother and just endgs up with Dragon hugged to chest and sprawled on the groung* Swervester 9:26 pm Is this why Ravage likes nature docs? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm [[...Imagine a Seeker flying through that.]] radioactivibee 9:26 pm Lookit all those chickens. opatoes 9:26 pm ... Magnetic bead puzzle? They can be molded in a number of ways, but if you manage to mold them in certain ways, it will light up. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm =Many reasons.= verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm *HUFF* chronosmith 9:26 pm *you get a sly and amused glance, Ravage. You already got dibs to devour him when he dies, buddy. You Know* radioactivibee 9:26 pm So the puzzle just lights up when you do it right? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm *this is a remarkably painless way to die. a little crushing, but not so bad.* NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Okay, but try to die a sausage.* chronosmith 9:26 pm Pfft. As if any JET could handle flying through anything as complicated as that. verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... can't you just disassemble and reassemble the beads in the correct pattern? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:26 pm *highly likes this* chronosmith 9:27 pm Can't even hover or fly backwards. Pathetic. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm That's the joke. Hundreds of dead birds and a screaming seeker. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Thank you for getting it, Prowl.* verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *he's imagining starscream's indignant squawks.* chronosmith 9:27 pm ..okay, fair. That IS a pretty funny mental image. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[It is, is it not?]] chronosmith 9:28 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Skywarp warping straight into the cloud.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm Peddles: *sits, erm, sprawls and starts purring* chronosmith 9:28 pm He was walking around, hunched over like he was doing the Thriller dance. opatoes 9:28 pm Well- yes. But the challenge is bringing it to those positions. They are connected in a way so they cannot be completely disassembled separated, so you do not lose the beads. They are not the most complex, but they are nice to the touch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm ... Hm. *he wants one.* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm =Have not.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm *purrs along with Peddles, as long as the hatchling avoids squishing her too badly* chronosmith 9:29 pm Oh lord. radioactivibee 9:29 pm Doesn't it hurt their tongues? opatoes 9:29 pm ... I suppose it could use more complexity. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm [[They have plenty of tongue to spare.]] chronosmith 9:29 pm *the phrase "half-meter longue tongue has him flashing back to his best bud's horrific maw* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm *Good thing Whirl's only seen that one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm Peddles: *like a tight hug but that's about it...and some lickies* radioactivibee 9:30 pm You have plenty of tentacle to spare, what if one got stabbed with a thorn or five? verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm *prowl's certainly picturing SOMEBODY'S tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[He'd stab the thorn bearer back. Obviously.]] chronosmith 9:30 pm *it's just the drool that gets him, honestly. Teeth are good.Tongues are fine. But drool is a no-go* UnkillableJazz 9:30 pm There's a brown patch int their wake chronosmith 9:30 pm I had a tongue once. It was pretty long. Not gonna lie, being able to taste again was neat. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm *licks are ALWAYS valid and accepted. if the dragon can get to Peddles' snout she'll clean the hatchling right back* chronosmith 9:31 pm ...wait, I had a tongue twice. radioactivibee 9:31 pm Not all problems can be solved by stabbing them. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Soundwave decides to make the picturing a bit easier with several self-taken closeups of Things.* chronosmith 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Disagreed. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Stab wounds. chronosmith 9:31 pm To be fair, Arcee--some are better solved with shooting them. radioactivibee 9:31 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[He thinks that was one of the first times he met you. The long tongue. It was disappointing to find out you did not have that as a permanent feature. It amused him.]] radioactivibee 9:31 pm No wonder the war lasted so long. chronosmith 9:31 pm Yeah. It amused me, too. Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Or punching them. Or kicking them into hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm *... small rev. thanks, soundwave.* radioactivibee 9:32 pm If only we could've solved it with tongues. opatoes 9:32 pm Oh! I have blueprints for this one, but I have never attempted it, perhaps I can attempt to make one of these levitating construction puzzles to share. chronosmith 9:32 pm My Monday nights when I'm not here. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm *Sitting here like the most angelic ex-con you ever did see.* opatoes 9:32 pm I need to test it out and see how it works, though. chronosmith 9:32 pm I'm being the Deadliest Handbag on Earth. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[Oh, he likes the hot plasma.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:32 pm *wiggles a little. she wants to see the crocs too!* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Peddles: *rolls over, wide optic up at screen* chronosmith 9:32 pm Setting on fire is also very fun. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[It worked well for Airachnid. ... Well. That was molten metal, but details.]] radioactivibee 9:32 pm If anyone can figure it out, it's you, Smokescreen. Chaifootsteps 9:32 pm You really can't go wrong with hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm That's a long trip just to be a deadly handbag. radioactivibee 9:32 pm How about getting along and saying hello? chronosmith 9:32 pm Not to mention being dismembered by a space barnacle, which I have only seen once. opatoes 9:32 pm ... Of course I can. /His doorwings are perking up, flattered./ NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *huffs at the handbag bit* chronosmith 9:33 pm Hey, it's worth it. Nothing boosts the self-confidence like standing on an alien world thinking, "That's me. I'M the deadliest handbag here." NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((gahewahahahahaha)) chronosmith 9:33 pm You oughta try it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:33 pm ((hey worm look it's seera)) opatoes 9:33 pm On the topic of construction puzzles, I think I have a few sets that connect together. One is in basic shapes, and I think it is meant for bitlets, and one is meant to form fractals and organic cellular structures, I think. chronosmith 9:34 pm ((i just messaged her 😎 )() NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm ((this hyena sequence: more educational than lion guard)) chronosmith 9:34 pm ((IT'S HER... HYENA!!)_) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((lmaooooo)) ((the yeena!)) Chaifootsteps 9:34 pm ((*HONK*)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((I sent her like 30 of the lil rubber hyena item in flight rising)) verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm I'm afraid I don't make much of a handbag. chronosmith 9:34 pm We can fix that. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[Hm. In his opinion, you look rather nice on his arm.]] chronosmith 9:34 pm We just need a really big zipper. *peers* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm ((how to reduce your documentary budget: film the fire portion in california)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm ... My shoulders do this? *pops them open to show that they actually have hidden compartments.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:35 pm ((lol)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm *the compartments hide two tires.* chronosmith 9:35 pm Hmmm. *streetches his neck out, peering more* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm Peddles: *she lets go and scoots to under the couch* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm =Hm. I'd hunt it.= chronosmith 9:36 pm You know, that'll do. Just pop a zipper on there and bam. You're a handbag. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *FREEDOM* opatoes 9:36 pm ... I also have a few jigsaw puzzles. Would you like to try one on those with me, Bumblebee? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *back onto the couch with her, to see if the crocs return!* opatoes 9:37 pm They are enjoyable with a partner. radioactivibee 9:37 pm Sure! opatoes 9:37 pm !! /Stopping everything to watch the kitties/ Bumblebee. Kittens. verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm Sounds like a plan. radioactivibee 9:37 pm I'm not that good with puzzles, it'd be good to have help. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm Peddles: *watching from under, head resting near a suport* radioactivibee 9:37 pm You like kittens? opatoes 9:37 pm ... I can appreciate them. radioactivibee 9:37 pm They're cute. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =I did that to a minitank.= verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm *there. he's had some japes. well done.* opatoes 9:37 pm They are precious. chronosmith 9:37 pm *smickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =Had a bad t-cog.= radioactivibee 9:38 pm You more than appreciate them chronosmith 9:38 pm ((i'm not fixing that. He Smickered this time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm Was it funny? radioactivibee 9:38 pm [Keeping that in mind for the holidays] NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Absolutely.= *Showing his fangs in a huge smile* opatoes 9:38 pm Well- it is impossible not to adore them. You would be a fool not to adore them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *churrs. well, she'll take his word for it* NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Rolls over onto his back and kicks his paws a bit* radioactivibee 9:38 pm I can't blame you there. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Like that.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *pff. she appreciates the dramatic rendition* That is pretty funny. opatoes 9:39 pm You better not blame me. radioactivibee 9:39 pm Wouldn't dream of it. opatoes 9:39 pm Good. radioactivibee 9:39 pm ...why are humans like this? Who asked the question first? verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... Like what? chronosmith 9:39 pm ((im love em)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:39 pm ((my immediate urge was to have the dragon ask if that was bombshell's alt mode)) radioactivibee 9:40 pm Why do they want to know how much waste wildebeest produce? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:40 pm ((but she's never met a bombshell and I don't think anyone's mentioned him to her before)) SunstreakerCMO 9:40 pm ............ verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... I presume because it's a statistic they don't know and they're curious about their world? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:41 pm I'm glad none of my insections do this SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm I think they are glad of that too. radioactivibee 9:41 pm Oh look, it's Whirl's Friday night. chronosmith 9:41 pm This in't any of my days. radioactivibee 9:41 pm awe chronosmith 9:41 pm Rolling a bunch of poop around would be WEIRD, after all. verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm ... Why's THAT the line? Swervester 9:41 pm Yeah, THAT'S the weird thing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *looks over at whirl, disbelievingly* radioactivibee 9:41 pm I was more referring to the "more balls" than the poop. chronosmith 9:42 pm *looks to prowl and Swerve with Utmost Innocence. His most Innocent Face ever* I've no idea what you could possible mean. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:42 pm Mucous. chronosmith 9:42 pm *and also the dragon. She gets a shot of Whirl's Innocent Face too* What about it? verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm *has no idea what WHIRL means* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *purring* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm That cat has hatchlings! opatoes 9:43 pm !! Cat! NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm =There goes the cheetah.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm ...That cat has a lot of hatchlings. chronosmith 9:43 pm *it's more japes. Whirl's not going to say it outright but if you need it explained, Prowl, he will do so* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *sits up to wat* NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm *Admiring rumble from Ravage* opatoes 9:43 pm Honeydew. Look at the cats. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm *cheeps* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm Peddles: *FASCINATED * radioactivibee 9:44 pm I see the cats. They're very fluffy. opatoes 9:44 pm I love these felines. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:44 pm Do they need hairs on their chest? They have quite a few hairs, really. verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *that would require admitting he didn't understand the jape* *his guess is that Whirl rejected it because someone else suggested it.* chronosmith 9:45 pm *that's fair* *also whirl never apologized for trying to eat you, too. Soundwave. Sorry. But Prowl's the one who became his chew toy. ...or his holoform was* opatoes 9:45 pm I want to go to a pub. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Soundwave's been almost eaten by worse things. It's all right.* SunstreakerCMO 9:45 pm ((the actually did that for the ending? opatoes 9:46 pm ... /He's getting up to grab a few more drinks from the bar. He did give Bumblebee one, after all./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (yep) SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm ((nice radioactivibee 9:46 pm I'll take you to a pub. chronosmith 9:46 pm *streeetches* Wow. Amazing how much earth life mirrors my own weekly agenda. Truly astounding. opatoes 9:46 pm You will. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm [true facts?] radioactivibee 9:46 pm [Bumblebee's already starting to doze off.] Yup. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm I...am going to go home now... opatoes 9:46 pm Good. And I am going to go home with you. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm Good night. NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((time mark: 10:07)) radioactivibee 9:46 pm Ok. Sure. opatoes 9:46 pm Good. opatoes 9:47 pm ... I will alert Knock Oot. radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( oh my god true facts about morgan freeman tho Ok. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm *the dragon stretches* I should head off. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! radioactivibee 9:47 pm Fun. chronosmith 9:47 pm Binocular vision is overrated. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Peddles: *paw touch to soundwave* chronosmith 9:47 pm Sonar is where it's at. radioactivibee 9:47 pm [He leans against Smokescreen without really realizing it.] NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Soundwave stretches.* [[He does not think that was as informative as it could have been. Still. Thank you all for being here.]] *Soundwave tilts forward to look down at the youngling.* [[Greetings, Peddles.]] opatoes 9:47 pm ... /Resting against Bumblebee as well, taking a long sip of his drink./ I suppose this will count as a sleepover? radioactivibee 9:48 pm Yep. Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Thanks for hosting. It was...educational, kind of? NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[You are welcome. Perhaps we will watch the other... 'educationa'.... ones some other time.]] opatoes 9:48 pm Very well. Perhaps I can show you my home from your home, then. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Peddles: *soft purring, * NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[After he asks Rumble where exactly he got this suggestion for Ravage.]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm ... Arcee. opatoes 9:48 pm All of my homes, even. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Your home...sounds good... Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Hm? radioactivibee 9:48 pm You're comfortable. opatoes 9:48 pm Have you seen my Animal Crossing town? chronosmith 9:48 pm Huh. Neat. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Just like Smokey. opatoes 9:48 pm ... Am- am I, now? That is- odd. radioactivibee 9:49 pm I...don't remember. chronosmith 9:49 pm ! Oh, damn. There we go. Neat. opatoes 9:49 pm /Smokescreen's taking another long sip. What does he do frag frag frag/ Well. I will show you. It is lovely. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you're ever in town, you sh— I'd l— ... Comm me sometime. radioactivibee 9:49 pm [Definitely dozing off, engine giving little purring sounds.] chronosmith 9:49 pm THAT'S how you do it. Seeing with sound is a LOT more useful than seeing with... your. Eyeball. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you aren't busy. chronosmith 9:49 pm Or eyeballs as it were. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *!!!! Nobody told him that about owls. Why didn't anyone ever tell him about owls like that?* radioactivibee 9:49 pm Ok, I'd like that. opatoes 9:50 pm Oh. Oh. /Smokescreen is awkwardly patting Bumblebee's face, trying to wake him up./ radioactivibee 9:50 pm Mmm? Chaifootsteps 9:50 pm *Very pleasantly surprised*. Yeah! Yeah, I've got nothing going on. Definitely. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:50 pm ....interesting story opatoes 9:50 pm I cannot go to your home if you are not awake. chronosmith 9:50 pm I relate to owls. I, too, like sonar and--PRAISE. UnkillableJazz 9:50 pm *Jazz might might of dozed off for a minute* chronosmith 9:50 pm Ahem. Praise. ((ALSO GUYS IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF HOLES)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm Oh. Right. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((BEWARE the later part of this video has something)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((WHOOP nope then i'm not playing that one)) chronosmith 9:51 pm ((FAIR)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((i don't need to see that)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm [Starts falling asleep anyways.] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *oh, that sounds like an actually positive response instead of a polite ambigious response. he nods* You have my comm. opatoes 9:51 pm Bumblebee. I will eat your digits if you sleep. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((arma DILDO. and yeah I 100% understand. I've seen that one and I didn't want anyone getting caught off-guard!)) SunstreakerCMO 9:51 pm ((thanks for the stream, g'night! NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((Night!)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm My digits taste bad. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm *Icy shifts closer to hatchling* opatoes 9:52 pm Yes? I am sure I can bear their taste. chronosmith 9:52 pm I'm pretty sure I don't taste good. Never got myself officially tested tho. radioactivibee 9:52 pm Noooooo. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Peddles: *loafs* opatoes 9:52 pm Take me to your home or you will have no more digits. radioactivibee 9:52 pm I'll give you the directions. You should know. Chaifootsteps 9:52 pm I do. And you've got mine. *Pause*. You know, if you're ever in the...yeah. radioactivibee 9:52 pm You were living in a room. chronosmith 9:53 pm (( L E P R O S Y )) opatoes 9:53 pm ... Just because I lived in your suite does not mean I have memorized the location. And I am not as suave with Metroplex as you are. Swervester 9:53 pm Holy shit radioactivibee 9:53 pm He'll show you. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm Yeah. I—er, live there. So. chronosmith 9:53 pm Pfft. Oh, hey. It rolls up, like my little guy. opatoes 9:53 pm ... Very well. Fine. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm ... I'm free evenings. NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[Is your pokemon one of these?]] chronosmith 9:54 pm I don't think so? I've never seen it unroll. Chaifootsteps 9:54 pm Evenings. Got it. Sounds good. verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Good. chronosmith 9:55 pm (( LEEEEPROSY)) opatoes 9:55 pm But yes- Prowl, do let me know when your Magnemite solves the puzzle. I can create another. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'll let you know. ... It seems to be enjoying itself rattling it. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm *headtilts* radioactivibee 9:55 pm Oh look, it's Megatron. opatoes 9:55 pm Haha. Good. ... If you can take a video, I would love to see. chronosmith 9:56 pm I should bring my tire guy around next movie night. Maybe YOU can figure out how it talks, Prowl. radioactivibee 9:56 pm Oh. More tongue. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *That's considered a spy weapon on Earth?* verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm I can try. opatoes 9:56 pm That would be appreciated, thank you. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *to both of them.* chronosmith 9:57 pm *nods; Whirl knows Prowl has a better chance of figuring out than he does. And it can only help that little tire. It's very endearing* *not that he'll openly admit that* A moment of silence for the frog. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *!!* [[He knows these.]] verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *points* Are those the same things octopus have? NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[Octopuses have them.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm *Nodding in delight at Prowl. He remembered!* verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm *proud* opatoes 9:58 pm Bumblebee- here. We should get home. /Smokescreen is standing up, and is offering his servo to Bumblebee. His other arm is holding a few cubes of high grade./ chronosmith 9:59 pm ...kinda. Reminds me of me. A little. radioactivibee 9:59 pm Ok. verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm You're the mantis with the laser beam. chronosmith 9:59 pm I'm pretty sure a lot of folks would describe me as "a nightmare that farted too aggressively." Hell yeha I am! OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm ((I almost got a white mantis)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Can you rotate your head that far?]] radioactivibee 9:59 pm [Blearily, he takes Smokescreen's servo and leans against him a bit.] chronosmith 9:59 pm ((they're beaut ;u;/ I would love to keep a Wandering Violin sometime)) radioactivibee 9:59 pm [This is what happens when you give him high grade.] chronosmith 9:59 pm Yep! opatoes 9:59 pm ... /Frame is warm to the touch, and he's slowly leading Bumblebee to Metroplex. He'll have to show him his games later./ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm O,o UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm *Jazz pops awake at Smokescrean and Bumblebee laving* chronosmith 10:00 pm *sits up, shifts slightly to get comfortable, and begins The Twistening. It's less of a clean 180-twist and more like he's corkscrewing his neck in a horrible, HORRIBLE unnatural way, but he's doing it* radioactivibee 10:00 pm Save the hummingbird. NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm *Staring at Whirl in fascination* Swervester 10:00 pm [also fascinated] Chaifootsteps 10:01 pm *Thirded* chronosmith 10:01 pm *he's Full Horror Movie now* No sweat. verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm ... Is that painful? chronosmith 10:01 pm Nah. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[...You don't eat your mates, do you?]] chronosmith 10:01 pm I'm modified to be really flexible. I've always said that it's a lot more useful that being built like a brick wall. Not yet I haven't. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[..."Yet"?]] chronosmith 10:02 pm Yet. *schwoop. His neck snaps back into place* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *she's being quiet* NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[Noted with some concern.]] verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *is trying to figure out how to make a joke out of Whirl trying to eat him, in relation to the sex tape rumors.* chronosmith 10:03 pm *&ORIOWL NO* *I''M NOT EVEN FIXING THAT* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm *can't work it out. he's overexteded his japery capabilities for the night.* chronosmith 10:03 pm Don't worry, Soundwave, I'm pretty sure you're safe. *he gives the best version of finger-guns he can at the... PA system. He knows Rumble's up there somewhere. Doesn't know where he is. So he just claw-fingerr-guns at the ceiling, really* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *Rumble may or may not be upstairs chewing his finger joints in worry* *He's gotta remember to check for more of those sparkeater type mouths before falling asleep next to Whirl next time* chronosmith 10:04 pm *HAHAHA* chronosmith 10:05 pm *streetches* And on that ominous note, I'm out. I'll try and stop by again soon. Chaifootsteps 10:05 pm I'm out too. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[He hopes you can. Your presence is always enjoyable.]] *Nods to Arcee.* [[Yours as well.]] Swervester 10:05 pm I think I gotta get home too, things to do. Night guys! NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Swerve.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:05 pm Have a restful night verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm Evening. *to both.* chronosmith 10:06 pm Night, losers! *flips the room a salute, and then he's up, and trotting out* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm *icy chirps for her hatchling, getting up* Chaifootsteps 10:06 pm *Pleasantly surprised for the second time tonight*. Night, everyone. UnkillableJazz 10:06 pm *Jazz is heading out before he fully falls asleep here* Night NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[Goodnight, Jazz. Ice Queen, a pleasure to see you and yours again.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:07 pm *icy gives a half bow, taking peddles off* (thank you for the stream n.n!) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((welcome!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Well. Since it's just him and Prowl now, there's nothing to stop him taking his visor off and slooooooowly stretching his tongue out toward Prowl, optics squinting in a good humor.* NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm [[Spy weaponry. Your side would never have survived if he'd known he could have used that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm ... I'm sure there's got to be something in the Tyrest Accord against using such dangerous weaponry. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[He supposes it qualifies as a biological weapon.]] verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm Pff. It probably meets the standard, yes. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *...... might be leaning toward the tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm [[Well. He'd better put it away before Rum-- Ultra Magnus, comes down to arrest him.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Pulling it back in, even more amused than before.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Yes, that's—probably sensible. *............ follows it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm *All sharp teeth now. Maybe a quick click or two and a tiny facial ripple trying to keep still. He didn't think that would work.* [[Wouldn't want anyone to follow it into a trap.]] verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm No, of course not. It would make for a—a quite a—tempting trap. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm *hey, can he—can he uh. maybe. get on soundwave's lap. just a little bit.* *... maybe a lot.* NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm *He absolutely can.* verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *good. he is.* *donnnnn't mind him if he's casually straddling soundwave's lap.* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Soundwave will lean forward a bit too.* [[We saw true facts about carnivorous Earth plants before you arrived. They draw prey close with attractive bait. The prey creatures get very close and are eventually ensnared. They're then slowly eaten.]] *Wrap both feelers oh so loosely around.* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *And then, with just enough space between his mouth and Prowl's, lifts a data slug and puts it right between them.* [[He copied it here for you to see. Fascinating, no?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leaning back now with a self-satisfied smile. Terrible, horrible mech that he is.* verdigrisprowl 10:24 pm *... how did he end up kissing a data slug.* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *how could this happen to me, i've made my mistakes* ... Thank you. I'm sure it is fascinating. *he means it. but he doesn't feel it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Of course, if you'd prefer a practical demonstration--]] verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm I was under the impression that I was in the middle of one. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm [[Oh, not yet. You can be if you wish.]] verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm I think I'd like that. NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah, good. He did some research and knows where to find the plants called "venus fly traps". We can bridge there and look for the larger specimens.]] *Optics still bright, a smile still all over his faceplates.* verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *stares at him.* .... Pfff-ff-ff. *he's hiding his face in soundwave's shoulder.* You're merciless. NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm [[You say such sweet things.]] *Wrapping his arms around Prowl now.* [[But in seriousness, he would be pleased to indulge your curiosity on a personal level... after you tell him what you can of your work lately. He is curious about how you have been spending your time as captain.]] *The lightest of kisses to Prowl's shoulder.* [[Or on your own. Perhaps both. He confesses to simply being curious about you on a daily basis.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm *In other words: he wants to know how your days have been, Prowl. These things matter to him now.* verdigrisprowl 10:40 pm ... Same. With—your department and all. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[As you wish.]] [[But you first. He did ask first.]] verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm *well, this is hardly the position for such a discussion, but it's the position he's in and he doesn't want to move. he wraps his arms around Soundwave's waist.* For the past few weeks, a lot of my time has been turned toward the newbuilds touring. We've got one definitely, two probablies, and five maybes. ... I haven't been helping them tour, of course. But I've been—you know—coordinating. NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm *He rather likes talking of these things seated as they are. It's being close to Prowl in both ways at once.*

[[Oh? Who are the definitely and the probablies? Anyone he has records on?]]

[[...Why not help them tour? You know the work best. Busy?]] *He can sympathize with that, if so.* verdigrisprowl 10:46 pm Uncharismatic. verdigrisprowl 10:47 pm The definitely is—Minus. The probablies are... *hold on. hooold on.* ...... *hooooold on.* ......... I forgot their names. NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm [[Hmph. A familiar accusation, and unimportant. You are not running for political office - are you?]] *He pauses here to wait for the answer to that before going on.* [[You do your work and you do it well. Anyone truly interested in it will care about your results. The rest is window tinting.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...One moment. Minus. The little one you guarded for a while? With the]] *motions across his optics. Visor.* verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm I *am* trying to convince a bunch of inexperienced, brand new people that they want to have me as their boss. So yes, unfortunately, it /is/ a popularity contest. The window tinting will make the difference in whether or not our police force increases. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[Hm.]] *They can't all be as reasonable as him, he supposes. Younglings.* [[He could spread quality favorable rumors on your behalf.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm [[Perhaps whisper a few unpleasant things about your competitors?]] verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Appreciated, but I'd rather they join because they've looked at the job and decided they want to do it. That's what I need—people who are drawn to the idea of protecting people. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[And Minus is?]] verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm ... Yes. She is. In a—naive way, but—yes. ... I didn't try to recruit her or sway her. SHE sought ME out and asked for the position. *he feels like it's important soundwave knows that.* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *His face was drifting out of the intensely amused smile and into neutral curiosity. Now it's softening into a different kind of smile. Prowl won't have seen it much, but he often wears it behind his mask when playing with the Predacon hatchlings or watching Zori and Chimera go about their business.*

[[Of course she is, and did. She could hardly have asked for a better role model. No doubt your time directing things during the plague left an impression.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[It really was one of your finest moments, as far as things he has witnessed go.]] verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Pff. *LOOKING ACROSS THE ROOM.* She wasn't even sapient then. She said she was inspired by a movie. verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm ... What about your work? I never hear about yours. You ask me questions about mine and then keep asking follow-up questions. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[Did she, now? Ah, well. He stands by the last thing he said, at least.]] *And is not entirely convinced he's wrong about the rest, but he'll let that sit there.*

[[The nature of both himself and his work, he supposes. Let him think, now.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm Clearly, I need to work on my reflexes so I can ask you questions first. NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Perhaps we'll play another question game some time? Those were quite enjoyable.]] verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm I like the sound of that. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[Good. You are a worthy opponent.]]

[[Our department decided not to involve itself with touring. We thought it more appropriate to see who developed the curiosity, intelligence, persistence, and cunning necessary to attempt investigating us on their own time, if any, and then approach them. Some things cannot be taught.]]

[[We were monitoring an odd development down in the depths of Metroplex's right calf. Melted and resolidified globs of metal kept appearing without explanation. We thought it might be a plague, at first.]] *He pauses.* [[Ravage noticed that they all smelled of the same mech and eventually tracked him down. It was a large warbuild who had heard of the budding timelines and thought he could replicate more of himself by melting pieces of his armor off.]] [[Hardly a citywide threat. Just a medical emergency. He was missing armor as far as a mech can safely get.]] verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Yes, I noticed that your department wasn't represented at the discussions on where the protoforms would be touring. I've no doubt you kept up with the debate anyway?

*HUFF.* I hope he's been treated? NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm [[Naturally. We visited the locations of the discussions hours before any of you arrived. Incidentally, the mech in charge of sanitation has an optic for fancy jewelry, if ever you need that information. He mistook Zori's other form for a bracelet. You are not the only one with a thigh pocket.]]

[[And last he heard, the warbuild had been treated for heat-related damages and was on his second layer of armor reshaping and reattachment.]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm ... Did h— I— did he KIDNAP Zori? Whhhhy did you not feel the need to report that to the police? NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm [[It isn't kidnapping if you know where someone is the entire time. Zori waited until they deposited him on their washroom sink to crawl away and bridge back.]] *Flicks a hand, which conflicts really badly with the deadly serious tone his thoughts take on now.* [[Besides. If it /had/ been a purposeful kidnapping, we would be having this conversation through a prison force field.]] verdigrisprowl 11:31 pm No—I mean—did he steal him OFF of you, or—? NoodlesAtNight 11:33 pm [[Nothing so rude. He simply picked up a piece of lost jewelry who happened to have been taking a nap after making sure the discussion spots were safe and secure.]] *And now the squint is back.* NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[He has an alternate who gets into all sorts of places as a small cassette player. It's... inspiring.]] verdigrisprowl 11:34 pm Ah. Good. An innocent mistake, then. *he can relax.* verdigrisprowl 11:35 pm The... short universe? NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Yes, of course. No need to work yourself up so. Though he appreciates that you did.]] *A small kiss to Prowl's shoulder again.*

[[He sees you remember it too.]] verdigrisprowl 11:37 pm Hard not to remember it. *it's the first glimpse he's got of Unicron in all his awful, Earth's-crust-free glory* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm *And the fate of his own alternate, unfortunately.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *he's trying not to remember that* NoodlesAtNight 11:40 pm [[He assures you we have no interest in purple griffin bases or any of that.]] [[IIII is quite content with its blocky, nondescript building. Though red would suit it quite nicely, if only that didn't attract attention.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm [[...No. Scratch that. Too edible looking. We'd get nothing done for being hungry all day.]] verdigrisprowl 11:41 pm You could paint the inside red? NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Appears to genuinely consider this* [[...Perhaps his office.]] [[Never mind. A satisfactory update, he hopes?]] verdigrisprowl 11:45 pm I'd be happy to hear more. *beat* ... But. I HAVE been sitting on your lap for an hour. NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[Not at all something he minds, you should know. But he sees your point. There are better places for you to sit.]] *Peep tongue.* verdigrisprowl 11:48 pm That's actually the opposite of where I was going with that. *this time the tongue isn't escaping.* NoodlesAtNight 11:49 pm [[He's not so sure about that.]]

*This time, the owner of said tongue has no intention of letting it do so. Not when there's a whole Prowl mouth right there just doing nothing but talking.* *...And not even that, now.* verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *aaaand claimed. It's now his.* NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm *Good. He'll dibs Prowl himself, stand up, and carry his claim upstairs with him for full and proper enjoyment.* verdigrisprowl 11:53 pm *oh no, it seems that he's fallen prey to a carnivorous plant* NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm *Just mind that it doesn't start singing.*

opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat!! Show the snow cat again. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm *um. how educational is this.* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm [[What is wrong with talking about shoes?]] SCProwl 8:06 pm Shoes. Swervester 8:06 pm //i've seen this entire series like 4 times tbh and i think the most pertinent warnings are vulgar humor in unexpected places UnkillableJazz 8:06 pm There are lots of round planets Swervester 8:06 pm //also bees in a later episode if u fear bees NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm ((ah! thank you. everyone read that)) [[...Oh, he's glad Prowl wasn't here for that.]] opatoes 8:07 pm There need to be more snow cats on Earth. Fix the Earth. NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm [[Someone's stuck a stick in that whale.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm That fox is almost as fluffy as I am. opatoes 8:07 pm ... How fluffy are you? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm *the dragon poofs her fur out as far as she can! she is pretty much as fluffy as an arctic fox- which makes sense, since they share a similar biome. lots of fluff.* opatoes 8:09 pm ... That is. Very fluffy. Very, very, fluffy. Where does the fluff come from? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm oh that looks fun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I grow it. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm [[Where do you put it when you do not need it?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I. I don't? It stays on me all the time. SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm -what did he just walk in on?- FirstAidd 8:10 pm [waves at sunny] opatoes 8:10 pm ... How soft is your fluff? NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[You do not shed it?]] Swervester 8:10 pm Hey Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm hey swerve! SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm Ah. Hello, First Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm Henlo opatoes 8:10 pm You. Greetings. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Greetings, all who have arrived.]] FirstAidd 8:10 pm Me. Uh.. greetings to you too..? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm Oh, I shed constantly- *sticks out her catlike tongue* But I clean it off before it makes a mess. opatoes 8:11 pm Greetings. Who are you supposed to be? FirstAidd 8:11 pm Uh.. First Aid. It's who I am. [who is this weird mech] NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Ah. That is convenient.]] opatoes 8:12 pm You clean it? I assume you have some method of not clogging your tanks? I see. That's unfortunate. FirstAidd 8:12 pm Uh.. SunstreakerCMO 8:12 pm Are you okay, with all the... opatoes 8:12 pm ... It sounds like the kind of name that is a medic- and that is unfortunate, isn't it? NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Bongos are hardly part of the hunting process. That is soundtrack.]] Swervester 8:13 pm [snickers] FirstAidd 8:13 pm I mean.. I don't think it's unfortuante.. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:13 pm Yes, I purge it up later. *shrugs her wings* I have to purge up formaldehydes and formic acid anyways as a byproduct, so putting the hair with it makes it sting less. NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm *Plays a few notes of the relevant song.* [[Horrible, awful, cold, icy snow.]] *Shudder.* FirstAidd 8:13 pm And it's all fine Sunstreaker. The thing hasn't.. reattached, right? SunstreakerCMO 8:14 pm No, no...it has grown, and has...kinda gotten over that phase. FirstAidd 8:14 pm Huh opatoes 8:15 pm You don't? I suppose it could be worse. Your name isn't Flatline or Ratchet or something. you can do it, Snow cat. FirstAidd 8:15 pm I know both of those mechs.. but I only know Flatline by name opatoes 8:15 pm Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:15 pm *Ice Queen comes in belated, looking around* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:15 pm *the dragon chirps at her dragon friend!* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *Soundwave nods. Hello.* opatoes 8:16 pm This seems like a very cool place to be. NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Slow stare at Smokescreen.* opatoes 8:16 pm ... What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm ... *stares at Smokescreen* SunstreakerCMO 8:16 pm ...... opatoes 8:16 pm ............... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Why does that fish have a stick on it. opatoes 8:16 pm Anyway, he mentioned jigsaw puzzles. Isn't that something? opatoes 8:17 pm Fish sticks. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:17 pm -chirps back! looks around- verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *arrives late* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[Easy preparation for cooking, he assumes.]] *Soundwave looks up and pings Prowl. Greetings!* opatoes 8:17 pm /Turning around to nod at Prowl. He knows you!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm ...Why does that fish have a single giant tooth on its face. SCProwl 8:17 pm *pings alternate* UnkillableJazz 8:18 pm Still can't believe this is the place that kept Megatron frozen for so long verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *pings everyone who pings him, nods back at the bot that definitely isn't smokescreen.* FirstAidd 8:18 pm [waves at prowl] NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[If there is any good thing about snow, it is that.']] *Nodding to Jazz* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *waves back* opatoes 8:18 pm That snow cat looks so soft... NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[It is a bear, not a cat.]] opatoes 8:19 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:19 pm

opatoes 8:19 pm Unfortunate. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((HEY WHIRL)) Swervester 8:19 pm Hey Whirl. chronosmith 8:19 pm Not with THAT attitude. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((THE WOM IS HERE)) chronosmith 8:19 pm ((YE)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...Whirl. Why. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Lifts a feeler to look over his back.* [[Voice of experience, Whirl?]] chronosmith 8:19 pm *bobs his head at Swerve* No, no. I've never made tender love to snow. FirstAidd 8:19 pm [blinks] verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm *sits with Soundwave* chronosmith 8:19 pm The strangest thing I ever fucked was a gun. *trots on in and makes his way to the couch* FirstAidd 8:20 pm .. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm *the dragon is so horrified* Swervester 8:20 pm I--wow. chronosmith 8:20 pm But it was on accident. FirstAidd 8:20 pm that's dedication NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[You missed a tasteless joke. Welcome.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm ...What did you do, accidentally sit on it? UnkillableJazz 8:20 pm okay. chronosmith 8:20 pm It's a long story. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((reminder to everyone coming in that i have no idea about anything in these documentaries but am told it's mostly just a bit of vulgar humor)) chronosmith 8:21 pm (( o7 )) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm Sounds like every species on Earth chronosmith 8:21 pm Brawling is its own reward, really. opatoes 8:21 pm Why must they fight? Swervester 8:21 pm Wow that's a lot of blood. chronosmith 8:21 pm Damn, yeah, we missed the good one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...He looks like he was put through a woodchipper. NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[Frenzy would agree with you, Whirl.]] chronosmith 8:22 pm Frenzy knows what's up, that's why. Chaifootsteps 8:22 pm *Speaking of gender stereotypes, he's just gonna slink in and find a spot to sit*. Swervester 8:22 pm Is it Rung's. opatoes 8:22 pm W. What is that? Is that a plant enemy NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm *Soundwave nods at Arcee. Welcome, welcome.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...That looks tasty. opatoes 8:22 pm It better not touch my garden. verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm *nods vaguely in Arcee's direction, hello.* NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm *Can he lean? He'd like to lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Crunchy to eat. Chaifootsteps 8:23 pm *Arcee nods vaguely to both of them. Ideal method of communication right there.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm *he can absolutely lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Although the cold hurts your teeth. chronosmith 8:23 pm *perks up and waves a claw at Arcee. And then proceeds to flop back all over the purple couch and take up all the room* opatoes 8:23 pm Oh! Prowl, did you get the opportunity to show your magnemite my puzzle? Was there a reaction? Should I make another? NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Spider?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Oh.]] FirstAidd 8:24 pm [is likely sitting next to sunny] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm I think it's tasty. chronosmith 8:24 pm ((MOTHS ARE BEAUTIFUL)) UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm Evening! *he's waving at the people who recently came* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ((THEY ARE)) Chaifootsteps 8:24 pm *Waves to Whirl*. SunstreakerCMO 8:24 pm -well, he's fine with the company- verdigrisprowl 8:24 pm I did. It enjoys it. It hasn't solved it yet, but it likes playing with it. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm =...Would be fun to catch these.= chronosmith 8:25 pm Oh, yeah. *looks to Prowl* Yours is sticking around, too? opatoes 8:25 pm Oh? I'm glad- it sounds like it is challenging enough to be enjoyable. I was not sure if I made it too easy. Do let me know if I should make another, or give that one a new battery, or anything. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[...Oh. Oh, dear.]] chronosmith 8:25 pm ...........*snickers* Chaifootsteps 8:25 pm ...I mean, if I could do that, I would too. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:25 pm At the risk of sounding sadistic... I want to throw them off a cliff. chronosmith 8:25 pm That fox had the same idea you did, Ravage. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[If you haven't got anything better to play with, he supposes.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm It hasn't tried to leave, so I guess so. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm They look pleasingly bouncy. SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -covers mouth to snicker at the bouncing birds- UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm ((sorry lost internet)) NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm =Hm. Two points to the fox.= SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -and then it's munched. Damn- NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[He hopes she does not care about leaving tracks to her den.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm It's definitely not the worst place to incubate her hatchlings. Nothing's going to try and eat her. chronosmith 8:27 pm Same. With my little... tire thing. I need to name it, now that I think about it. Chaifootsteps 8:27 pm Aww. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:27 pm You mean the Whirlbug? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm Have you asked it if it has a name? UnkillableJazz 8:28 pm Hope the little one does alright chronosmith 8:28 pm Yeah! I guess if what they say is their names, it's a "whirlipede?" NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...It is a foot?]] chronosmith 8:28 pm I don't... know how to tlak to it. *pauses* Well, I mean, I DO talk to it, but I don't know what it's saying back. If it's saying anything. Or understands me. opatoes 8:29 pm ... Will humans lose their eyes eventually? verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm ... You haven't learned its language? UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm Who knows OmicronTheIceQueen 8:29 pm ((still around, on phone sorry, Icy's in a corner)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm *the dragon howls laughing* UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm apparently they're gonna loose something called a pinkie toe verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm ((check out these mature serious scientists)) chronosmith 8:30 pm No? *peers* Is there--you have a dictionary or something I can borrow? opatoes 8:30 pm Eat your avocado, old mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ((I love it)) ((science is great)) opatoes 8:30 pm What? No Swervester 8:30 pm //i'm laughing bc iirc david attenborough actually denounced this series as being a mockery of serious documentaries verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm I know /mine's/ language. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[...He would keep Cybertron.]] chronosmith 8:30 pm It seems smart. I mean, we can sort of pantomime at each other. As much as a tire and someone with big unwieldy claws can pantomime. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm ((...... that's the point???)) opatoes 8:31 pm ... Although, I do not want to lose my greenhouse. UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm ... Swervester 8:31 pm //yeah apparently he hates the series and thinks it undermines real documentaries and their points NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Yes. Yes they do.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((does he complain that the blair witch project also undermines real documentaries)) verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm I could give you my Magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:31 pm ... UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm Keeping Cybertron wasn't really a thing that happened here SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((or that one with the mermaids)) Swervester 8:31 pm //dunno lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 8:32 pm *Icy shifts closer to watch, letting a hatchling fall off her back* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *Looks at Jazz.* [[If your Cybertron is like the others he has seen in timelines like yours, likely you would not want it in its current state.]] opatoes 8:32 pm Prowl, could I see your magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:32 pm I am glad I do not have to be near that planet...aside from a few unfortunate times OmicronTheIceQueen 8:33 pm I like organic worlds like earth UnkillableJazz 8:33 pm Mine's in pieces verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm Sure. *pings* The grammar is... difficult. *half the grammar rules are "??! i give up"* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[As long as the volcanoes do not fire purple lava, it is fine, he thinks.]] opatoes 8:34 pm Thank you very much- It is interesting to see, though. I wonder how it may compare to other pokemon languages, or if other pokemon can communicate with their languages. SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm Purple? Why would it be purple? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:34 pm Another fluffy thing. NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[It wouldn't be, if all is well.]] SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm .......... NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[MORE snow?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm You might not want to know shiny verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm I've never tried to learn any other Pokerman references. verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm *yes. he's already forgotten the word.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Snow is highly important. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:35 pm Snow is good 😊 NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[It's horrid is what it is.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm ...Oh, goddess. They're tubes! Chaifootsteps 8:35 pm With little legs. SunstreakerCMO 8:35 pm ....'shiny'? NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm *Ravage points at the screen.* =Hot dogs.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Who authorized the creation of those tubes. It's delightful! opatoes 8:35 pm Pokemon- It is Pokemon. Do you know others with Pokemon? Have you tried introducing your magnemite to other non-magnemite pokemon? It may be interesting to see if the language is the same, or if it adjusts when interacting with other Pokemon. verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm No, I can't take it to meet any others. UnkillableJazz 8:36 pm I haven't got to try Earth's snow yet Chaifootsteps 8:36 pm The novelty wears off fast. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:36 pm Its fuuun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Is snow different between planets? opatoes 8:36 pm ... You cannot? Is there a reason for that? verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm Yes. UnkillableJazz 8:37 pm Depends what's frozen in it SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm Fair enough. chronosmith 8:37 pm ((sorry i had to go fight with the goddamned washing machine)) NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm ((who won)) verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm ((show it who's boss SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm ((kick its ass wom)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Finally.]] chronosmith 8:38 pm ((i did, at last)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Where is Smokescreen when you wish to refer to past pranks.]] opatoes 8:38 pm Fair enough. ... Past pranks? chronosmith 8:38 pm Huh. Well... if you know any... "pokerman" linguists who wanna help, send me their frequency. Because I'm not one. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Nothing. Nothing.]] opatoes 8:38 pm No, no, tell me. SunstreakerCMO 8:39 pm The...what? Swervester 8:39 pm [snickers] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *oh, they're talking about Pokémon in the documentary.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:40 pm *head tilts....and then chirps, watching Peddles daring to sniff a chair* SunstreakerCMO 8:40 pm -confused noise- verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *maybe they'll talk about Magnemite.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm So, how do they keep the plants from rotting away in their hoards? Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm I like their little hands. chronosmith 8:40 pm Maybe they can still eat it when it's rotten. verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *... looks for their hands* Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm ...Oh Primus. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm [[Hm. They do have a wise plan to-- ha.]] chronosmith 8:40 pm .... *listens. Peers* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:41 pm ......thats a sparkling sound SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon peeps similarly* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Plays back the noise and huffs.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *imitates the soft Pika noise?* verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *their hands are indeed little.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *tries again. There. Peeps. Peeping on the couch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon will peep too* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Peeps back to the dragon and Whirl.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *Real Peeping Hours* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *HEAD SNAPS AROUND at that sound * SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *Real Peeping Hours* opatoes 8:42 pm ... /Tries peeping as well./ Swervester 8:42 pm Fist fights OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *reflexively Chirps a question back* UnkillableJazz 8:42 pm *Jazz might be tempted to adopt that creature* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Looks at Prowl.* @P: [[Furry cuffs.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm *SNORTS* SunstreakerCMO 8:42 pm ..... chronosmith 8:42 pm Why... opatoes 8:42 pm "How's your father?" UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm What's nasty about it? opatoes 8:43 pm What if their sire is dead? chronosmith 8:43 pm Why are they playing an instrumental rendition of "Daisy Bell?" Is "a bicycle built for two" a euphemism nobody told me about? NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[A bicycle built /of/ two, perhaps.]] Swervester 8:43 pm Probably. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *the dragon squints at Whirl. what the hell is he talking about.* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Unless the bicycle is into threesomes.]] UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm or more Swervester 8:44 pm That's so weird. chronosmith 8:44 pm Well you'd need at least two wheels for THAT. I guess the rest of us are SOL. Swervester 8:44 pm Why are animals weird. opatoes 8:44 pm Organics are bizarre. SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm ............ OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm O__o SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm Aid? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:45 pm *mimics the elk sound* verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *... elk peeing on themselves is no weirder than things Prowl's seen other organics do.* chronosmith 8:45 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Slight flinch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm ((actually, that is about what it sounds like)) FirstAidd 8:45 pm yes? UnkillableJazz 8:45 pm It sounds like it's dying... Swervester 8:45 pm Is it ok SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm -gestures to the screen- NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[Ah. So this is what Thunderhoof's ornaments are for.]] chronosmith 8:45 pm Neat! SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm That? FirstAidd 8:46 pm ..yes that OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm *she looks at hatchling* Peddles: ............*soft mew* close enough opatoes 8:46 pm Why do they walk on four legs? SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm What....oh verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm Because they have four feet. Chaifootsteps 8:46 pm There they go. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm Because bipedalism is bad for the spine. chronosmith 8:46 pm Because it's fun. SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm Oh never mind opatoes 8:46 pm It is? My spinal strut is fine. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm I've heard those creatures get stuck together in those fights FirstAidd 8:46 pm [gestures] nature NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[What happens then? Who separates them?]] SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm -face meet palms- UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm I think they die if their horns don't break SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm If I tried to stand on my hind legs and walk around like that, I'd need spine surgery. SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm Great... verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm He's very eager for that volcano to go. Chaifootsteps 8:48 pm Too eager. Is he planning something? NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm =Laserbeak.= [[Perhaps he has hidden something inside the volcano.]] opatoes 8:49 pm Perhaps he has some particularly good insurance. chronosmith 8:49 pm Oh yeah, me too. That's my Friday night. I've puked energon all over the mountains by my house. UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm efficient tree planters chronosmith 8:49 pm I've got stashes for days. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[That's horrific.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:49 pm *snickers a little at Ravage's comment. she's seen Her Bird eat. Laserbeak has an impressive stomach.* chronosmith 8:50 pm It would be, if it was true. opatoes 8:50 pm I should leave some of my tree seeds out for these birds. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *What, you think all that space in her back is for holding bits of grenades?* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm ... If you drank less energon ultimately you'd contain more energon. chronosmith 8:50 pm This is my Saturday night. I'm always chewing up trees. opatoes 8:50 pm Beavers are a destructive force. Swervester 8:51 pm ..H-how do you-- NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm =Wasn't going to ask.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm *it absolutely isn't for grenades, that would be inane* SunstreakerCMO 8:51 pm . . . . NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Hm. He knows what beast mode the Constructicons might have.]] chronosmith 8:51 pm I just smash my face again and again into trees like a woodpecker. opatoes 8:51 pm The foxtrot? What is that? Swervester 8:51 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:51 pm A dance. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[A beaver, you cracked circuit board.]] UnkillableJazz 8:52 pm narrator sounds happier verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm ... I'm more doubtful of your ability to find trees. opatoes 8:52 pm I meant the dance, not- I know what beavers are. chronosmith 8:52 pm Well... to be honest. Trees are smelly. Especially... *faraway look*

.......pine trees. verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm ......... Are they? chronosmith 8:53 pm *stares silently into space* verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm *... he'll wait.* NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Soundwave takes note of that look.* =Bite it.= Chaifootsteps 8:53 pm *Is getting a reminder in why he likes Whirl*. chronosmith 8:53 pm *finally speaks, slowly* Ye-es. They are. If you can smell with a damn. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm Peddles *sitting under someone's chair?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon can't believe all these puns* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm *puns are epic* verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm ... Do they smell unpleasant? Or just—smell? chronosmith 8:54 pm Depends on the tree. They have different smells, really. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm *Ah, that beautiful shot of water they keep returning to...* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm *HAHAHAHAHA* verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm Oh. *he supposes that makes sense.* opatoes 8:55 pm Some plants have an incredibly foul smell- one of my flowers smells disgusting when it is blooming. UnkillableJazz 8:55 pm the fox OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *barks a laugh* that's a predacon SunstreakerCMO 8:55 pm ....he really is waiting for that volcano to go up SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm That's a dragon! opatoes 8:55 pm I am fortunate not to have a nose. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm ((we'll do two more)) chronosmith 8:55 pm *gestures to Ravage* You feel me, right? Some trees just kinda smell... y'know, fresh, and some are stinky, and some are possessed of a fragrance of unbelievable beauty that kind of captures the senses and traps you in a cage of olfactory delight? Yeah? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((two more after this?)) NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm ((this and another)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((thank for explain)) opatoes 8:56 pm Kitty!! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Ravage contemplates the question* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *chirps at Dragon, is she doing Dragon Duty for anyone tonight?* UnkillableJazz 8:58 pm Octopus NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm =Magnolias. That is beautiful smelling.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *the dragon is hanging out with Soundwave, loafing around and being cute* SunstreakerCMO 8:58 pm ........ chronosmith 8:58 pm Magnolia, hm? I'll have to check those out. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:58 pm *would dragon like a Peddles visit?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *dragon would LOVE a Peddles visit* radioactivibee 8:58 pm Earth's oceans? opatoes 8:58 pm !! Honeypot? What are you doing here? SunstreakerCMO 8:59 pm -he can see why humans stay away from the oceans now- Swervester 8:59 pm Hey Bee. radioactivibee 8:59 pm Hey Swerve, hi Smokescreen. opatoes 8:59 pm /He is quietly going over to sit near Bumblebee. And maybe awkwardly set a drink in his lap./ chronosmith 8:59 pm *PERKS up. Are we going to see barnacles? Barnacles? ARE WE???* radioactivibee 8:59 pm I saw Round PLanet and thought it would be fun. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm Ah, so this is why clams are stupid. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:59 pm *purrs at her hatchling, the quiet one to move from chair to chair and such. sniffing legs and pedes without touching* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm *Soundwave leans against Prowl. Oh, let there be at least one octopus.* [[That /is/ a pleasant instrument. They have good taste.]] UnkillableJazz 9:00 pm Oh, those are gorgeous OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Moon jellies? Chaifootsteps 9:00 pm Lovely. radioactivibee 9:00 pm [Looks down at the drink and gives Smokescreen a smile.] Awe, thanks Smokey. opatoes 9:00 pm Look- radioactivibee 9:00 pm ...what are gonads? chronosmith 9:00 pm Oh yeah. That's my Sunday night. opatoes 9:00 pm Look. I simply had an extra one. Do not think anything of it. chronosmith 9:00 pm Trapping small animals in my mucous-covered body. NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[Whirl, don't you dare go into details.]] [[Primus damn it.]] radioactivibee 9:01 pm Oh. Of course. ...Whirl. We don't...have mucous. chronosmith 9:01 pm I didn't say anything about my mouth-bottom, now. Chaifootsteps 9:01 pm Whirl, I feel like we need to hang out on the weekend. chronosmith 9:01 pm You don't know that! SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm ...what is that? verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm Your weekends are much more exciting than mine. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Whirl, you are my friend, but I desperately need you to not tell me more about this. radioactivibee 9:01 pm Do YOU have mucous? chronosmith 9:01 pm I could be full of mucous. Lousy with it. What if I'm made ENTIRELY of mucous right now? SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm Oh Swervester 9:01 pm I wish my weekends were less exciting NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *To Prowl* [[If you want to have mucus weekends, please do not invite him.]] opatoes 9:01 pm ... /Scooting away from Whirl./ radioactivibee 9:01 pm I don't think that's how mucous works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:01 pm Peddles: *sniffing her way to the Dragon scent* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[Absolutely impossible to clean out.]] chronosmith 9:02 pm And, hell yeah, Arcee. I'll fly into the city to see you, mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *the dragon peeps at Peddles* verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *glances at Soundwave* Well, there go MY undeveloped weekend plans. chronosmith 9:02 pm Look at what you all did. You spoiled it for Prowl. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[...You can't be serious.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm Peddles: *mews back! how does she cross all that spaaace?!* Chaifootsteps 9:02 pm Beautiful. Can't wait. chronosmith 9:02 pm No mucousy delights for HIM, now. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *... humor ping* radioactivibee 9:02 pm ... opatoes 9:02 pm Bumblebug. You will come home with me. I have an important virtual environment development project to share with you. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *peep peep!* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm *Hold on. How did Arcee get Whirl into the city? Amazing!* radioactivibee 9:02 pm Why would anyone WANT mucousy delights? NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *Grateful ping in response to the humor* radioactivibee 9:03 pm You have a what now? chronosmith 9:03 pm *by being Arcee* radioactivibee 9:03 pm Is it for Knock Out? chronosmith 9:03 pm Oh my god, I love that thing. opatoes 9:03 pm I have a virtual- no, no. I wish to share my virtual home with him, but I made it in my spare time. chronosmith 9:03 pm Look at it. I love it. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm =HA.= chronosmith 9:03 pm It's got a tube on its forehead. Chaifootsteps 9:03 pm *These may or may not be the first words he and this Whirl have ever exchanged*. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Peddles: *mew!* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ...Goddess, why does that look like something that lives on my planet. radioactivibee 9:03 pm Virtual home? opatoes 9:04 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *... hold on.* Are you living in the city now, Arcee? I thought you just visited. radioactivibee 9:04 pm Is this a puzzle thing? NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *LEANS BACK* radioactivibee 9:04 pm Oh Primus what is that thing UnkillableJazz 9:04 pm oh OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm ............... chronosmith 9:04 pm *Whirl has, I believe, interacted with Arcee once years ago. But he's met his universe's Arcee. Arcees in general are kickass* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm well then chronosmith 9:04 pm Aww, look at it! opatoes 9:04 pm No, not quite, though I do have puzzles in my home with the help of different pressure plates. SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm . . . chronosmith 9:04 pm Precious. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[That was... ah. Hmm. No. Thank you.]] Chaifootsteps 9:04 pm *As are Whirls. So everyone wins*. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm Actually, I think that actually may be something that does live on my planet. Underwater invertebrates causing diabetic shock sounds familiar. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm Peddles: *frighten sound at the screen* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *nods at the screen* Is that what your Mondays look like, Whirl? SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm -okay then- radioactivibee 9:04 pm Um. Ok. It sounds like something I have to see to understand so sure, I'll come over some time and check it out. chronosmith 9:05 pm Nah, my mondays... *gestures grandly to self, and then to the bar* NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[If they are, Rumble has much to explain to him.]] chronosmith 9:05 pm THIS is my Mondays. When I'm feeling social. radioactivibee 9:05 pm Fair. opatoes 9:05 pm Good. You will appreciate it. I have cacti protecting my home from skeletons and slag. chronosmith 9:05 pm (9CURNOIDSD)) NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm *From over the PA system:* //HEY!// chronosmith 9:05 pm ((AHHH CRICNOIDS)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm ....Skeletons? opatoes 9:05 pm Yes? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm ((oh it's the anusfish)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm Ok. Oh Primus................. chronosmith 9:05 pm *snickers* radioactivibee 9:05 pm That's gross. Chaifootsteps 9:06 pm *To Prowl* ...Er, no. I'm...sort of all over the place right now. opatoes 9:06 pm Oh no. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm ... Fair. *clearly, Prowl is not getting in on these japes. that's fine, it was a long shot.* radioactivibee 9:06 pm Oh.. Oh. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *snorts* chronosmith 9:06 pm Getting enveloped by freaky gastropods is my TUESDAY night. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Oh? radioactivibee 9:06 pm Why? chronosmith 9:06 pm ...ok I'm. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm okay then radioactivibee 9:06 pm .............. chronosmith 9:06 pm THIS is not my wednesday night. SunstreakerCMO 9:06 pm ................ radioactivibee 9:06 pm Is this how Metrotitans feel? chronosmith 9:06 pm Small fish don't climb into me to breed. chronosmith 9:07 pm That I KNOW of. opatoes 9:07 pm Most likely. How is your metrotitan mate? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm That you know of. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm Peddles: *creeps closer to Dragon, hatchling is trying to be sneeky* radioactivibee 9:07 pm Metroplex isn't my mate! opatoes 9:07 pm ... He is not? SunstreakerCMO 9:07 pm I did not need that imagery in my mind radioactivibee 9:07 pm He's fine though. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm [[Oh, these. He likes these.]] radioactivibee 9:07 pm No. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm *casually hangs her tail off the edge of the arm of the couch and twitches it for the hatchling* opatoes 9:07 pm ... Hm. Odd. chronosmith 9:07 pm *Whirl supports your interest in the japes, Prowl. Just give him a moment or two, he'll get ya* radioactivibee 9:07 pm No he's not. I'm just. Living in him. opatoes 9:07 pm I suppose that is how it starts out. chronosmith 9:08 pm That one's cute t--- radioactivibee 9:08 pm I'm not dating a Metrotitan! chronosmith 9:08 pm ...adorable radioactivibee 9:08 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Isn't it.]] opatoes 9:08 pm I know you aren't dating one yet. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm That's delightful. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @P: [[This is his Monday night.]] chronosmith 9:08 pm This was me the last time I was out on your dance floor, Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm Peddles: *slowly bats at dragon tail once over* chronosmith 9:08 pm And tried to eat Prowl. UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm rip crab radioactivibee 9:08 pm Smokescreen! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *twitchy twitch! look at this fun and wiggly tail!* opatoes 9:09 pm ... What? chronosmith 9:09 pm ...*tilts head* Did I ever apologize for trying to devour your spark? I mean. I feel like maybe that's something I should apologize for. NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[He recalls much less mouth splaying on Prowl's part of that.]] opatoes 9:09 pm Is my teasing too much? ... This is teasing, correct? chronosmith 9:09 pm Yeah, I had to do the mouth-splaying for the both of us. He'll get me next time. verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm *HUFF* FirstAidd 9:09 pm //off to bed! night! radioactivibee 9:09 pm It is and...no. I just get riled up too easily sometimes. chronosmith 9:09 pm ((night!)) opatoes 9:09 pm ((awww nini! verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm You're safe, I don't like chewing. radioactivibee 9:09 pm (( goodnight! NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm ((night!)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm ((nini!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Peddles: *pats at the tail!* SunstreakerCMO 9:09 pm ((g'night~ opatoes 9:09 pm Mmhm. Perhaps because you secretly admire someone? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm [rest well!] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *wiggle woggle* chronosmith 9:09 pm 9DNFJNM)__) (crinodis)) chronosmith 9:10 pm (9I LOVE THEM SO MUCH CRIES)) radioactivibee 9:10 pm I secretly admire a lot of bots. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm [aren't theycool?] opatoes 9:10 pm Do you? radioactivibee 9:10 pm But not Metroplex. chronosmith 9:10 pm My Thursday nights. opatoes 9:10 pm Oh. You openly admire him? chronosmith 9:10 pm Jittering spreadeagled along the seabed with the boys. verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm Pff. chronosmith 9:10 pm Eating any old rubbish. radioactivibee 9:10 pm No, he's like....he's a friend. chronosmith 9:10 pm ((oh my goood lomk at that crinoid)) radioactivibee 9:11 pm It's like how I feel about Ultra Magnus I guess. opatoes 9:11 pm ... Hm. Disappointing. chronosmith 9:11 pm Also extruding my stomach and oozing digestive juices on my food. With the boys. radioactivibee 9:11 pm Did you want me to frag a Metrotitan? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm ((oh my god look at it swimming)) opatoes 9:11 pm What? No, no, I want you to- I suppose it is not disappointing after all. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm ... Who are "the boys"? radioactivibee 9:11 pm ...I had no idea those things moved like that what the frag chronosmith 9:11 pm Killer and the sentient tire. radioactivibee 9:12 pm Ow. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm Ah. Yes, of course. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm most all things in the sea water opatoes 9:12 pm Heh. I am that crab. radioactivibee 9:12 pm ... chronosmith 9:12 pm I use "the boys" as a gender-neutral term because I have no idea how space barnacle gender works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm ((I love seeing local waters n.n)) NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm =Overproductively.= verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm I—I don't understand gender. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:12 pm Gender is fake. chronosmith 9:13 pm Yeah, I don't blame you. I say: don't sweat it. *waves a claw* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm ...Oh, the march of the snacks! UnkillableJazz 9:13 pm the swaying dance radioactivibee 9:13 pm I only chose pronouns for the humans. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Peddles: *kitten spazz paws* chronosmith 9:13 pm And, you're not wrong, Ravage. Luckily, Killer hasn't spawned anytime soon. Chaifootsteps 9:13 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm That blanket is alive. Swervester 9:14 pm //rays are so slimy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm crunchies chronosmith 9:14 pm This is my Friday but only when I need to shed my exoskeleton and aren't busy with puking energon all over the mountains. Swervester 9:14 pm //and the sucking they do is wild verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I thought you already covered Friday. chronosmith 9:14 pm Getting eating by giant rays is also part of the deal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm *wiggles her tail for Peddles* That blanket is alive and living its best life. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[Obviously we are into the next week.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm (not all have a slime coat) verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm Ah. chronosmith 9:15 pm Yep. That's why I said "aren't busy, et cetera, puking energon." NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *And Soundwave understands very little about alien genders himself, so he will not pipe in on that.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Yes, I see. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Peddles: *sits back, standing is hard, waaatching that tail* UnkillableJazz 9:15 pm I'll opt out of getting eaten radioactivibee 9:15 pm Same. Chaifootsteps 9:15 pm *He's biting his tongue on the subject*. radioactivibee 9:15 pm It doesn't look fun. chronosmith 9:15 pm *sighs* It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me. opatoes 9:15 pm Indeed. I enjoy not being a meal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:15 pm *watch the tail... watch it woggle. watch it twitch. watch it wiggle.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *Prowl doesn't even understand Cybertronian genders, he's not going to venture any opinions on alien ones.* chronosmith 9:16 pm Like... scraplets. radioactivibee 9:16 pm Ugh. Scraplets. UnkillableJazz 9:16 pm what are those? chronosmith 9:16 pm They're neat! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Apparently, scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Peddles: *head turning back and forth* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Now that's a snack. chronosmith 9:16 pm Imagine a cloud. Now imagine the cloud is made of millions of microscopic machines that wanna eat you. That's scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Scraplets should all freeze verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm They're bigger in some universes. SunstreakerCMO 9:17 pm Well radioactivibee 9:17 pm If the baby whale dies I swear to Primus..... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm *waves her tail carefully back and forth* UnkillableJazz 9:17 pm Ah, I think they were killed off on my Cybertron verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm Lucky. chronosmith 9:17 pm Haven't seen any on my end in a long, long time. NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm *Oh? Do they get to hear the songs?* opatoes 9:17 pm ... Face book? Is that the covenant? radioactivibee 9:18 pm ...............yes. SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm Oh! NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm *Scooting forward with interest* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm Peedles: *swaying kitten watching....and tries to pounce, aiming as far up to where the tail isn't moving as much* chronosmith 9:18 pm Being rounded up and swallowed in a single gulp by giant whales is my Saturday night but only once every six months. radioactivibee 9:19 pm Whirl, what the frag even is your universe? NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[...That is fantastic.]]

((oh my god that commentary)) opatoes 9:19 pm I wish to go on a cruise. Bumblebug. Join me on a puzzle material obtaining cruise? chronosmith 9:19 pm I dunno. Haven't seen it in four years or so. radioactivibee 9:19 pm ...What kind of material? opatoes 9:19 pm ... Material. Humans leave it out. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((last one)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:21 pm *ah ah ah, no ACTUALLY catching the tail. Peddles is a cute hatchling, but she's made of metal, and the dragon is mere flesh and blood* radioactivibee 9:21 pm Oh, ok. That's ok. Sure, I'll go on a cruise with you. opatoes 9:21 pm Good, good! Your help will be appreciated. radioactivibee 9:22 pm So what kind of puzzles are you making? UnkillableJazz 9:22 pm those looked like the views from the landing except there were city lights cause it was night OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm Peddles: *she gonna try! pats are getting more noticeable, hopefully the side dragon is on couch the mech's okay* radioactivibee 9:23 pm What strange creatures. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Swerve, they take after you.]] radioactivibee 9:23 pm [snickers] NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Grassquest.]] Swervester 9:23 pm They do! verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm ((they spell the cameraman's name differently every time)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [[...They're much less intelligent, however. The grass is already right there.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:24 pm *OH HECK THE HATCHLING GOT HER. cue horrified dragon expression as she's dragged off the couch. if she had to die, at least she died keeping a hatchling entertained* Swervester 9:24 pm Maybe they eat it before moving on? verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm Presumably, if they didn't move, the grass would be eaten up. NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm *Jazzy zebras. Looks at Jazz. He doesn't seem particularly zebra-ish.* opatoes 9:24 pm Oh! I am working on a magnetic bead puzzle at the moment. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Does it not keep gro- Ravage, sit DOWN.]] *Ravage is perked and watching.* Swervester 9:25 pm [grins] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm *heard the word "magnet"* What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm ((ravage is extremely valid)) chronosmith 9:25 pm My Sunday nights, if I'm drinking heavily. I become a walking sausage. radioactivibee 9:25 pm ... Didn't need to know. chronosmith 9:25 pm But now you DO. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *Ravage eyes Whirl and licks his chops.* radioactivibee 9:25 pm Yeah. I wish I didn't. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm Peddles: *shes not as bite-y as her brother and just endgs up with Dragon hugged to chest and sprawled on the groung* Swervester 9:26 pm Is this why Ravage likes nature docs? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm [[...Imagine a Seeker flying through that.]] radioactivibee 9:26 pm Lookit all those chickens. opatoes 9:26 pm ... Magnetic bead puzzle? They can be molded in a number of ways, but if you manage to mold them in certain ways, it will light up. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm =Many reasons.= verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm *HUFF* chronosmith 9:26 pm *you get a sly and amused glance, Ravage. You already got dibs to devour him when he dies, buddy. You Know* radioactivibee 9:26 pm So the puzzle just lights up when you do it right? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm *this is a remarkably painless way to die. a little crushing, but not so bad.* NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Okay, but try to die a sausage.* chronosmith 9:26 pm Pfft. As if any JET could handle flying through anything as complicated as that. verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... can't you just disassemble and reassemble the beads in the correct pattern? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:26 pm *highly likes this* chronosmith 9:27 pm Can't even hover or fly backwards. Pathetic. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm That's the joke. Hundreds of dead birds and a screaming seeker. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Thank you for getting it, Prowl.* verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *he's imagining starscream's indignant squawks.* chronosmith 9:27 pm ..okay, fair. That IS a pretty funny mental image. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[It is, is it not?]] chronosmith 9:28 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Skywarp warping straight into the cloud.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm Peddles: *sits, erm, sprawls and starts purring* chronosmith 9:28 pm He was walking around, hunched over like he was doing the Thriller dance. opatoes 9:28 pm Well- yes. But the challenge is bringing it to those positions. They are connected in a way so they cannot be completely disassembled separated, so you do not lose the beads. They are not the most complex, but they are nice to the touch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm ... Hm. *he wants one.* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm =Have not.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm *purrs along with Peddles, as long as the hatchling avoids squishing her too badly* chronosmith 9:29 pm Oh lord. radioactivibee 9:29 pm Doesn't it hurt their tongues? opatoes 9:29 pm ... I suppose it could use more complexity. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm [[They have plenty of tongue to spare.]] chronosmith 9:29 pm *the phrase "half-meter longue tongue has him flashing back to his best bud's horrific maw* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm *Good thing Whirl's only seen that one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm Peddles: *like a tight hug but that's about it...and some lickies* radioactivibee 9:30 pm You have plenty of tentacle to spare, what if one got stabbed with a thorn or five? verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm *prowl's certainly picturing SOMEBODY'S tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[He'd stab the thorn bearer back. Obviously.]] chronosmith 9:30 pm *it's just the drool that gets him, honestly. Teeth are good.Tongues are fine. But drool is a no-go* UnkillableJazz 9:30 pm There's a brown patch int their wake chronosmith 9:30 pm I had a tongue once. It was pretty long. Not gonna lie, being able to taste again was neat. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm *licks are ALWAYS valid and accepted. if the dragon can get to Peddles' snout she'll clean the hatchling right back* chronosmith 9:31 pm ...wait, I had a tongue twice. radioactivibee 9:31 pm Not all problems can be solved by stabbing them. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Soundwave decides to make the picturing a bit easier with several self-taken closeups of Things.* chronosmith 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Disagreed. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Stab wounds. chronosmith 9:31 pm To be fair, Arcee--some are better solved with shooting them. radioactivibee 9:31 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[He thinks that was one of the first times he met you. The long tongue. It was disappointing to find out you did not have that as a permanent feature. It amused him.]] radioactivibee 9:31 pm No wonder the war lasted so long. chronosmith 9:31 pm Yeah. It amused me, too. Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Or punching them. Or kicking them into hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm *... small rev. thanks, soundwave.* radioactivibee 9:32 pm If only we could've solved it with tongues. opatoes 9:32 pm Oh! I have blueprints for this one, but I have never attempted it, perhaps I can attempt to make one of these levitating construction puzzles to share. chronosmith 9:32 pm My Monday nights when I'm not here. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm *Sitting here like the most angelic ex-con you ever did see.* opatoes 9:32 pm I need to test it out and see how it works, though. chronosmith 9:32 pm I'm being the Deadliest Handbag on Earth. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[Oh, he likes the hot plasma.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:32 pm *wiggles a little. she wants to see the crocs too!* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Peddles: *rolls over, wide optic up at screen* chronosmith 9:32 pm Setting on fire is also very fun. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[It worked well for Airachnid. ... Well. That was molten metal, but details.]] radioactivibee 9:32 pm If anyone can figure it out, it's you, Smokescreen. Chaifootsteps 9:32 pm You really can't go wrong with hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm That's a long trip just to be a deadly handbag. radioactivibee 9:32 pm How about getting along and saying hello? chronosmith 9:32 pm Not to mention being dismembered by a space barnacle, which I have only seen once. opatoes 9:32 pm ... Of course I can. /His doorwings are perking up, flattered./ NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *huffs at the handbag bit* chronosmith 9:33 pm Hey, it's worth it. Nothing boosts the self-confidence like standing on an alien world thinking, "That's me. I'M the deadliest handbag here." NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((gahewahahahahaha)) chronosmith 9:33 pm You oughta try it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:33 pm ((hey worm look it's seera)) opatoes 9:33 pm On the topic of construction puzzles, I think I have a few sets that connect together. One is in basic shapes, and I think it is meant for bitlets, and one is meant to form fractals and organic cellular structures, I think. chronosmith 9:34 pm ((i just messaged her 😎 )() NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm ((this hyena sequence: more educational than lion guard)) chronosmith 9:34 pm ((IT'S HER... HYENA!!)_) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((lmaooooo)) ((the yeena!)) Chaifootsteps 9:34 pm ((*HONK*)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((I sent her like 30 of the lil rubber hyena item in flight rising)) verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm I'm afraid I don't make much of a handbag. chronosmith 9:34 pm We can fix that. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[Hm. In his opinion, you look rather nice on his arm.]] chronosmith 9:34 pm We just need a really big zipper. *peers* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm ((how to reduce your documentary budget: film the fire portion in california)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm ... My shoulders do this? *pops them open to show that they actually have hidden compartments.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:35 pm ((lol)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm *the compartments hide two tires.* chronosmith 9:35 pm Hmmm. *streetches his neck out, peering more* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm Peddles: *she lets go and scoots to under the couch* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm =Hm. I'd hunt it.= chronosmith 9:36 pm You know, that'll do. Just pop a zipper on there and bam. You're a handbag. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *FREEDOM* opatoes 9:36 pm ... I also have a few jigsaw puzzles. Would you like to try one on those with me, Bumblebee? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *back onto the couch with her, to see if the crocs return!* opatoes 9:37 pm They are enjoyable with a partner. radioactivibee 9:37 pm Sure! opatoes 9:37 pm !! /Stopping everything to watch the kitties/ Bumblebee. Kittens. verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm Sounds like a plan. radioactivibee 9:37 pm I'm not that good with puzzles, it'd be good to have help. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm Peddles: *watching from under, head resting near a suport* radioactivibee 9:37 pm You like kittens? opatoes 9:37 pm ... I can appreciate them. radioactivibee 9:37 pm They're cute. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =I did that to a minitank.= verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm *there. he's had some japes. well done.* opatoes 9:37 pm They are precious. chronosmith 9:37 pm *smickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =Had a bad t-cog.= radioactivibee 9:38 pm You more than appreciate them chronosmith 9:38 pm ((i'm not fixing that. He Smickered this time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm Was it funny? radioactivibee 9:38 pm [Keeping that in mind for the holidays] NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Absolutely.= *Showing his fangs in a huge smile* opatoes 9:38 pm Well- it is impossible not to adore them. You would be a fool not to adore them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *churrs. well, she'll take his word for it* NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Rolls over onto his back and kicks his paws a bit* radioactivibee 9:38 pm I can't blame you there. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Like that.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *pff. she appreciates the dramatic rendition* That is pretty funny. opatoes 9:39 pm You better not blame me. radioactivibee 9:39 pm Wouldn't dream of it. opatoes 9:39 pm Good. radioactivibee 9:39 pm ...why are humans like this? Who asked the question first? verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... Like what? chronosmith 9:39 pm ((im love em)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:39 pm ((my immediate urge was to have the dragon ask if that was bombshell's alt mode)) radioactivibee 9:40 pm Why do they want to know how much waste wildebeest produce? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:40 pm ((but she's never met a bombshell and I don't think anyone's mentioned him to her before)) SunstreakerCMO 9:40 pm ............ verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... I presume because it's a statistic they don't know and they're curious about their world? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:41 pm I'm glad none of my insections do this SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm I think they are glad of that too. radioactivibee 9:41 pm Oh look, it's Whirl's Friday night. chronosmith 9:41 pm This in't any of my days. radioactivibee 9:41 pm awe chronosmith 9:41 pm Rolling a bunch of poop around would be WEIRD, after all. verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm ... Why's THAT the line? Swervester 9:41 pm Yeah, THAT'S the weird thing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *looks over at whirl, disbelievingly* radioactivibee 9:41 pm I was more referring to the "more balls" than the poop. chronosmith 9:42 pm *looks to prowl and Swerve with Utmost Innocence. His most Innocent Face ever* I've no idea what you could possible mean. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:42 pm Mucous. chronosmith 9:42 pm *and also the dragon. She gets a shot of Whirl's Innocent Face too* What about it? verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm *has no idea what WHIRL means* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *purring* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm That cat has hatchlings! opatoes 9:43 pm !! Cat! NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm =There goes the cheetah.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm ...That cat has a lot of hatchlings. chronosmith 9:43 pm *it's more japes. Whirl's not going to say it outright but if you need it explained, Prowl, he will do so* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *sits up to wat* NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm *Admiring rumble from Ravage* opatoes 9:43 pm Honeydew. Look at the cats. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm *cheeps* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm Peddles: *FASCINATED * radioactivibee 9:44 pm I see the cats. They're very fluffy. opatoes 9:44 pm I love these felines. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:44 pm Do they need hairs on their chest? They have quite a few hairs, really. verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *that would require admitting he didn't understand the jape* *his guess is that Whirl rejected it because someone else suggested it.* chronosmith 9:45 pm *that's fair* *also whirl never apologized for trying to eat you, too. Soundwave. Sorry. But Prowl's the one who became his chew toy. ...or his holoform was* opatoes 9:45 pm I want to go to a pub. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Soundwave's been almost eaten by worse things. It's all right.* SunstreakerCMO 9:45 pm ((the actually did that for the ending? opatoes 9:46 pm ... /He's getting up to grab a few more drinks from the bar. He did give Bumblebee one, after all./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (yep) SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm ((nice radioactivibee 9:46 pm I'll take you to a pub. chronosmith 9:46 pm *streeetches* Wow. Amazing how much earth life mirrors my own weekly agenda. Truly astounding. opatoes 9:46 pm You will. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm [true facts?] radioactivibee 9:46 pm [Bumblebee's already starting to doze off.] Yup. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm I...am going to go home now... opatoes 9:46 pm Good. And I am going to go home with you. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm Good night. NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((time mark: 10:07)) radioactivibee 9:46 pm Ok. Sure. opatoes 9:46 pm Good. opatoes 9:47 pm ... I will alert Knock Oot. radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( oh my god true facts about morgan freeman tho Ok. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm *the dragon stretches* I should head off. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! radioactivibee 9:47 pm Fun. chronosmith 9:47 pm Binocular vision is overrated. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Peddles: *paw touch to soundwave* chronosmith 9:47 pm Sonar is where it's at. radioactivibee 9:47 pm [He leans against Smokescreen without really realizing it.] NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Soundwave stretches.* [[He does not think that was as informative as it could have been. Still. Thank you all for being here.]] *Soundwave tilts forward to look down at the youngling.* [[Greetings, Peddles.]] opatoes 9:47 pm ... /Resting against Bumblebee as well, taking a long sip of his drink./ I suppose this will count as a sleepover? radioactivibee 9:48 pm Yep. Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Thanks for hosting. It was...educational, kind of? NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[You are welcome. Perhaps we will watch the other... 'educationa'.... ones some other time.]] opatoes 9:48 pm Very well. Perhaps I can show you my home from your home, then. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Peddles: *soft purring, * NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[After he asks Rumble where exactly he got this suggestion for Ravage.]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm ... Arcee. opatoes 9:48 pm All of my homes, even. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Your home...sounds good... Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Hm? radioactivibee 9:48 pm You're comfortable. opatoes 9:48 pm Have you seen my Animal Crossing town? chronosmith 9:48 pm Huh. Neat. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Just like Smokey. opatoes 9:48 pm ... Am- am I, now? That is- odd. radioactivibee 9:49 pm I...don't remember. chronosmith 9:49 pm ! Oh, damn. There we go. Neat. opatoes 9:49 pm /Smokescreen's taking another long sip. What does he do frag frag frag/ Well. I will show you. It is lovely. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you're ever in town, you sh— I'd l— ... Comm me sometime. radioactivibee 9:49 pm [Definitely dozing off, engine giving little purring sounds.] chronosmith 9:49 pm THAT'S how you do it. Seeing with sound is a LOT more useful than seeing with... your. Eyeball. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you aren't busy. chronosmith 9:49 pm Or eyeballs as it were. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *!!!! Nobody told him that about owls. Why didn't anyone ever tell him about owls like that?* radioactivibee 9:49 pm Ok, I'd like that. opatoes 9:50 pm Oh. Oh. /Smokescreen is awkwardly patting Bumblebee's face, trying to wake him up./ radioactivibee 9:50 pm Mmm? Chaifootsteps 9:50 pm *Very pleasantly surprised*. Yeah! Yeah, I've got nothing going on. Definitely. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:50 pm ....interesting story opatoes 9:50 pm I cannot go to your home if you are not awake. chronosmith 9:50 pm I relate to owls. I, too, like sonar and--PRAISE. UnkillableJazz 9:50 pm *Jazz might might of dozed off for a minute* chronosmith 9:50 pm Ahem. Praise. ((ALSO GUYS IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF HOLES)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm Oh. Right. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((BEWARE the later part of this video has something)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((WHOOP nope then i'm not playing that one)) chronosmith 9:51 pm ((FAIR)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((i don't need to see that)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm [Starts falling asleep anyways.] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *oh, that sounds like an actually positive response instead of a polite ambigious response. he nods* You have my comm. opatoes 9:51 pm Bumblebee. I will eat your digits if you sleep. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((arma DILDO. and yeah I 100% understand. I've seen that one and I didn't want anyone getting caught off-guard!)) SunstreakerCMO 9:51 pm ((thanks for the stream, g'night! NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((Night!)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm My digits taste bad. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm *Icy shifts closer to hatchling* opatoes 9:52 pm Yes? I am sure I can bear their taste. chronosmith 9:52 pm I'm pretty sure I don't taste good. Never got myself officially tested tho. radioactivibee 9:52 pm Noooooo. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Peddles: *loafs* opatoes 9:52 pm Take me to your home or you will have no more digits. radioactivibee 9:52 pm I'll give you the directions. You should know. Chaifootsteps 9:52 pm I do. And you've got mine. *Pause*. You know, if you're ever in the...yeah. radioactivibee 9:52 pm You were living in a room. chronosmith 9:53 pm (( L E P R O S Y )) opatoes 9:53 pm ... Just because I lived in your suite does not mean I have memorized the location. And I am not as suave with Metroplex as you are. Swervester 9:53 pm Holy shit radioactivibee 9:53 pm He'll show you. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm Yeah. I—er, live there. So. chronosmith 9:53 pm Pfft. Oh, hey. It rolls up, like my little guy. opatoes 9:53 pm ... Very well. Fine. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm ... I'm free evenings. NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[Is your pokemon one of these?]] chronosmith 9:54 pm I don't think so? I've never seen it unroll. Chaifootsteps 9:54 pm Evenings. Got it. Sounds good. verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Good. chronosmith 9:55 pm (( LEEEEPROSY)) opatoes 9:55 pm But yes- Prowl, do let me know when your Magnemite solves the puzzle. I can create another. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'll let you know. ... It seems to be enjoying itself rattling it. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm *headtilts* radioactivibee 9:55 pm Oh look, it's Megatron. opatoes 9:55 pm Haha. Good. ... If you can take a video, I would love to see. chronosmith 9:56 pm I should bring my tire guy around next movie night. Maybe YOU can figure out how it talks, Prowl. radioactivibee 9:56 pm Oh. More tongue. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *That's considered a spy weapon on Earth?* verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm I can try. opatoes 9:56 pm That would be appreciated, thank you. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *to both of them.* chronosmith 9:57 pm *nods; Whirl knows Prowl has a better chance of figuring out than he does. And it can only help that little tire. It's very endearing* *not that he'll openly admit that* A moment of silence for the frog. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *!!* [[He knows these.]] verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *points* Are those the same things octopus have? NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[Octopuses have them.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm *Nodding in delight at Prowl. He remembered!* verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm *proud* opatoes 9:58 pm Bumblebee- here. We should get home. /Smokescreen is standing up, and is offering his servo to Bumblebee. His other arm is holding a few cubes of high grade./ chronosmith 9:59 pm ...kinda. Reminds me of me. A little. radioactivibee 9:59 pm Ok. verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm You're the mantis with the laser beam. chronosmith 9:59 pm I'm pretty sure a lot of folks would describe me as "a nightmare that farted too aggressively." Hell yeha I am! OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm ((I almost got a white mantis)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Can you rotate your head that far?]] radioactivibee 9:59 pm [Blearily, he takes Smokescreen's servo and leans against him a bit.] chronosmith 9:59 pm ((they're beaut ;u;/ I would love to keep a Wandering Violin sometime)) radioactivibee 9:59 pm [This is what happens when you give him high grade.] chronosmith 9:59 pm Yep! opatoes 9:59 pm ... /Frame is warm to the touch, and he's slowly leading Bumblebee to Metroplex. He'll have to show him his games later./ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm O,o UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm *Jazz pops awake at Smokescrean and Bumblebee laving* chronosmith 10:00 pm *sits up, shifts slightly to get comfortable, and begins The Twistening. It's less of a clean 180-twist and more like he's corkscrewing his neck in a horrible, HORRIBLE unnatural way, but he's doing it* radioactivibee 10:00 pm Save the hummingbird. NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm *Staring at Whirl in fascination* Swervester 10:00 pm [also fascinated] Chaifootsteps 10:01 pm *Thirded* chronosmith 10:01 pm *he's Full Horror Movie now* No sweat. verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm ... Is that painful? chronosmith 10:01 pm Nah. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[...You don't eat your mates, do you?]] chronosmith 10:01 pm I'm modified to be really flexible. I've always said that it's a lot more useful that being built like a brick wall. Not yet I haven't. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[..."Yet"?]] chronosmith 10:02 pm Yet. *schwoop. His neck snaps back into place* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *she's being quiet* NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[Noted with some concern.]] verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *is trying to figure out how to make a joke out of Whirl trying to eat him, in relation to the sex tape rumors.* chronosmith 10:03 pm *&ORIOWL NO* *I''M NOT EVEN FIXING THAT* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm *can't work it out. he's overexteded his japery capabilities for the night.* chronosmith 10:03 pm Don't worry, Soundwave, I'm pretty sure you're safe. *he gives the best version of finger-guns he can at the... PA system. He knows Rumble's up there somewhere. Doesn't know where he is. So he just claw-fingerr-guns at the ceiling, really* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *Rumble may or may not be upstairs chewing his finger joints in worry* *He's gotta remember to check for more of those sparkeater type mouths before falling asleep next to Whirl next time* chronosmith 10:04 pm *HAHAHA* chronosmith 10:05 pm *streetches* And on that ominous note, I'm out. I'll try and stop by again soon. Chaifootsteps 10:05 pm I'm out too. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[He hopes you can. Your presence is always enjoyable.]] *Nods to Arcee.* [[Yours as well.]] Swervester 10:05 pm I think I gotta get home too, things to do. Night guys! NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Swerve.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:05 pm Have a restful night verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm Evening. *to both.* chronosmith 10:06 pm Night, losers! *flips the room a salute, and then he's up, and trotting out* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm *icy chirps for her hatchling, getting up* Chaifootsteps 10:06 pm *Pleasantly surprised for the second time tonight*. Night, everyone. UnkillableJazz 10:06 pm *Jazz is heading out before he fully falls asleep here* Night NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[Goodnight, Jazz. Ice Queen, a pleasure to see you and yours again.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:07 pm *icy gives a half bow, taking peddles off* (thank you for the stream n.n!) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((welcome!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Well. Since it's just him and Prowl now, there's nothing to stop him taking his visor off and slooooooowly stretching his tongue out toward Prowl, optics squinting in a good humor.* NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm [[Spy weaponry. Your side would never have survived if he'd known he could have used that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm ... I'm sure there's got to be something in the Tyrest Accord against using such dangerous weaponry. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[He supposes it qualifies as a biological weapon.]] verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm Pff. It probably meets the standard, yes. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *...... might be leaning toward the tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm [[Well. He'd better put it away before Rum-- Ultra Magnus, comes down to arrest him.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Pulling it back in, even more amused than before.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Yes, that's—probably sensible. *............ follows it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm *All sharp teeth now. Maybe a quick click or two and a tiny facial ripple trying to keep still. He didn't think that would work.* [[Wouldn't want anyone to follow it into a trap.]] verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm No, of course not. It would make for a—a quite a—tempting trap. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm *hey, can he—can he uh. maybe. get on soundwave's lap. just a little bit.* *... maybe a lot.* NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm *He absolutely can.* verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *good. he is.* *donnnnn't mind him if he's casually straddling soundwave's lap.* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Soundwave will lean forward a bit too.* [[We saw true facts about carnivorous Earth plants before you arrived. They draw prey close with attractive bait. The prey creatures get very close and are eventually ensnared. They're then slowly eaten.]] *Wrap both feelers oh so loosely around.* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *And then, with just enough space between his mouth and Prowl's, lifts a data slug and puts it right between them.* [[He copied it here for you to see. Fascinating, no?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leaning back now with a self-satisfied smile. Terrible, horrible mech that he is.* verdigrisprowl 10:24 pm *... how did he end up kissing a data slug.* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *how could this happen to me, i've made my mistakes* ... Thank you. I'm sure it is fascinating. *he means it. but he doesn't feel it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Of course, if you'd prefer a practical demonstration--]] verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm I was under the impression that I was in the middle of one. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm [[Oh, not yet. You can be if you wish.]] verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm I think I'd like that. NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah, good. He did some research and knows where to find the plants called "venus fly traps". We can bridge there and look for the larger specimens.]] *Optics still bright, a smile still all over his faceplates.* verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *stares at him.* .... Pfff-ff-ff. *he's hiding his face in soundwave's shoulder.* You're merciless. NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm [[You say such sweet things.]] *Wrapping his arms around Prowl now.* [[But in seriousness, he would be pleased to indulge your curiosity on a personal level... after you tell him what you can of your work lately. He is curious about how you have been spending your time as captain.]] *The lightest of kisses to Prowl's shoulder.* [[Or on your own. Perhaps both. He confesses to simply being curious about you on a daily basis.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm *In other words: he wants to know how your days have been, Prowl. These things matter to him now.* verdigrisprowl 10:40 pm ... Same. With—your department and all. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[As you wish.]] [[But you first. He did ask first.]] verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm *well, this is hardly the position for such a discussion, but it's the position he's in and he doesn't want to move. he wraps his arms around Soundwave's waist.* For the past few weeks, a lot of my time has been turned toward the newbuilds touring. We've got one definitely, two probablies, and five maybes. ... I haven't been helping them tour, of course. But I've been—you know—coordinating. NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm *He rather likes talking of these things seated as they are. It's being close to Prowl in both ways at once.*

[[Oh? Who are the definitely and the probablies? Anyone he has records on?]]

[[...Why not help them tour? You know the work best. Busy?]] *He can sympathize with that, if so.* verdigrisprowl 10:46 pm Uncharismatic. verdigrisprowl 10:47 pm The definitely is—Minus. The probablies are... *hold on. hooold on.* ...... *hooooold on.* ......... I forgot their names. NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm [[Hmph. A familiar accusation, and unimportant. You are not running for political office - are you?]] *He pauses here to wait for the answer to that before going on.* [[You do your work and you do it well. Anyone truly interested in it will care about your results. The rest is window tinting.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...One moment. Minus. The little one you guarded for a while? With the]] *motions across his optics. Visor.* verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm I *am* trying to convince a bunch of inexperienced, brand new people that they want to have me as their boss. So yes, unfortunately, it /is/ a popularity contest. The window tinting will make the difference in whether or not our police force increases. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[Hm.]] *They can't all be as reasonable as him, he supposes. Younglings.* [[He could spread quality favorable rumors on your behalf.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm [[Perhaps whisper a few unpleasant things about your competitors?]] verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Appreciated, but I'd rather they join because they've looked at the job and decided they want to do it. That's what I need—people who are drawn to the idea of protecting people. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[And Minus is?]] verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm ... Yes. She is. In a—naive way, but—yes. ... I didn't try to recruit her or sway her. SHE sought ME out and asked for the position. *he feels like it's important soundwave knows that.* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *His face was drifting out of the intensely amused smile and into neutral curiosity. Now it's softening into a different kind of smile. Prowl won't have seen it much, but he often wears it behind his mask when playing with the Predacon hatchlings or watching Zori and Chimera go about their business.*

[[Of course she is, and did. She could hardly have asked for a better role model. No doubt your time directing things during the plague left an impression.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[It really was one of your finest moments, as far as things he has witnessed go.]] verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Pff. *LOOKING ACROSS THE ROOM.* She wasn't even sapient then. She said she was inspired by a movie. verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm ... What about your work? I never hear about yours. You ask me questions about mine and then keep asking follow-up questions. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[Did she, now? Ah, well. He stands by the last thing he said, at least.]] *And is not entirely convinced he's wrong about the rest, but he'll let that sit there.*

[[The nature of both himself and his work, he supposes. Let him think, now.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm Clearly, I need to work on my reflexes so I can ask you questions first. NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Perhaps we'll play another question game some time? Those were quite enjoyable.]] verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm I like the sound of that. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[Good. You are a worthy opponent.]]

[[Our department decided not to involve itself with touring. We thought it more appropriate to see who developed the curiosity, intelligence, persistence, and cunning necessary to attempt investigating us on their own time, if any, and then approach them. Some things cannot be taught.]]

[[We were monitoring an odd development down in the depths of Metroplex's right calf. Melted and resolidified globs of metal kept appearing without explanation. We thought it might be a plague, at first.]] *He pauses.* [[Ravage noticed that they all smelled of the same mech and eventually tracked him down. It was a large warbuild who had heard of the budding timelines and thought he could replicate more of himself by melting pieces of his armor off.]] [[Hardly a citywide threat. Just a medical emergency. He was missing armor as far as a mech can safely get.]] verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Yes, I noticed that your department wasn't represented at the discussions on where the protoforms would be touring. I've no doubt you kept up with the debate anyway?

*HUFF.* I hope he's been treated? NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm [[Naturally. We visited the locations of the discussions hours before any of you arrived. Incidentally, the mech in charge of sanitation has an optic for fancy jewelry, if ever you need that information. He mistook Zori's other form for a bracelet. You are not the only one with a thigh pocket.]]

[[And last he heard, the warbuild had been treated for heat-related damages and was on his second layer of armor reshaping and reattachment.]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm ... Did h— I— did he KIDNAP Zori? Whhhhy did you not feel the need to report that to the police? NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm [[It isn't kidnapping if you know where someone is the entire time. Zori waited until they deposited him on their washroom sink to crawl away and bridge back.]] *Flicks a hand, which conflicts really badly with the deadly serious tone his thoughts take on now.* [[Besides. If it /had/ been a purposeful kidnapping, we would be having this conversation through a prison force field.]] verdigrisprowl 11:31 pm No—I mean—did he steal him OFF of you, or—? NoodlesAtNight 11:33 pm [[Nothing so rude. He simply picked up a piece of lost jewelry who happened to have been taking a nap after making sure the discussion spots were safe and secure.]] *And now the squint is back.* NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[He has an alternate who gets into all sorts of places as a small cassette player. It's... inspiring.]] verdigrisprowl 11:34 pm Ah. Good. An innocent mistake, then. *he can relax.* verdigrisprowl 11:35 pm The... short universe? NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Yes, of course. No need to work yourself up so. Though he appreciates that you did.]] *A small kiss to Prowl's shoulder again.*

[[He sees you remember it too.]] verdigrisprowl 11:37 pm Hard not to remember it. *it's the first glimpse he's got of Unicron in all his awful, Earth's-crust-free glory* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm *And the fate of his own alternate, unfortunately.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *he's trying not to remember that* NoodlesAtNight 11:40 pm [[He assures you we have no interest in purple griffin bases or any of that.]] [[IIII is quite content with its blocky, nondescript building. Though red would suit it quite nicely, if only that didn't attract attention.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm [[...No. Scratch that. Too edible looking. We'd get nothing done for being hungry all day.]] verdigrisprowl 11:41 pm You could paint the inside red? NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Appears to genuinely consider this* [[...Perhaps his office.]] [[Never mind. A satisfactory update, he hopes?]] verdigrisprowl 11:45 pm I'd be happy to hear more. *beat* ... But. I HAVE been sitting on your lap for an hour. NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[Not at all something he minds, you should know. But he sees your point. There are better places for you to sit.]] *Peep tongue.* verdigrisprowl 11:48 pm That's actually the opposite of where I was going with that. *this time the tongue isn't escaping.* NoodlesAtNight 11:49 pm [[He's not so sure about that.]]

*This time, the owner of said tongue has no intention of letting it do so. Not when there's a whole Prowl mouth right there just doing nothing but talking.* *...And not even that, now.* verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *aaaand claimed. It's now his.* NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm *Good. He'll dibs Prowl himself, stand up, and carry his claim upstairs with him for full and proper enjoyment.* verdigrisprowl 11:53 pm *oh no, it seems that he's fallen prey to a carnivorous plant* NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm *Just mind that it doesn't start singing.* verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm *well, nothing he can do about it now.* NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm *Nope. Just sit back, be eaten up, and go through a little death or three. What a world.*

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What Goes Around... (Part 17)

This is PART 17 of a story that is being told in segments by twenty-six different authors, campfire-style. Each author will take over the story with no prior planning and then pass it on after putting their own spin on it! Expect the unexpected! :)  You can check our vmhq campfire tale tag for all of the previous installments or read the story as it develops on AO3. — Part 17 is written by @jeanie205.

[Part 16]

As soon as Dick rips off his mask, Veronica gasps as she takes in the identity of the man who not only shot Ruby Jetson but may well be one of the big bosses in this whole dirty business.

“Hey, I know you,” Dick says, staring at the gunman, his pretty face screwed up in concentration.  “Um…”

“Ah, Casablancas.  Clever as ever, I see,” the man snarls nastily, wincing as Logan pulls him roughly to his feet and twists his arms behind his back.

“We all know this asshole,” Logan says with barely-suppressed rage.  “He’s the creep that started the chain of events that ended up getting Carrie killed.”

Dick’s brow furrows as he searches for the right name, until finally his eyes light up with success.  “Hey, that’s…”

“Mr. Rooks,” Veronica says, the loathing clear on her face and in her tone as she steps forward into the man’s personal space.  “Given up on seducing high-school girls, have we?  Moved into the big leagues now?  Mad scientists? Apocalyptic bio-weapons?”

“Veronica Mars.”  Rooks fairly spits out her name.  “Don’t you have anything better to do than to screw up my life?  You and that bitch, Carrie Bishop.” He sneers. “I cheered when I heard she bought the farm.”

A high-pitched shriek suddenly shatters the air.

Ruby Jetson has heard that last bit and cannot allow it to pass unanswered.  Blood dripping down her arm from the gunshot wound, broken ankle wrapped untidily in Logan’s shirt, blonde wig askew, Ruby half-hitches, half-crawls along the ground with a speed that belies her injuries.  With a savage cry, she launches herself at Rooks, seeking to avenge the desecration of her idol’s name.

Unfortunately, from her position mere inches above the ground Ruby can only reach Rooks’s feet.  Boosted by righteous anger and adrenaline, however, and with near-miraculous precision, she uses one of her two remaining working appendages to sweep those feet out from under him.

Rooks goes down in a heap, the momentum carrying Logan with him, as Veronica leaps back just in time to avoid the fray.  Ruby herself lies panting, face down on the ground, only inches from the men’s tangled bodies.

“Logan!”

Veronica’s worried cry rouses Dick to action.

“Dude,” he says, crouching down and beginning to slap ineffectually at Logan’s face.

“Dick!  Knock it off!” Logan sputters, sitting up and swatting his friend’s hands away.  “I’m okay, Veronica,” he adds reassuringly, “but it looks like Rooks is out cold.”

“Oh, great.  Just when we might have been able to find out what the hell is going on.  I know Rooks lost his teaching license, but how did he get mixed up with the Van Vliets and Frankenstein’s monster?”

“It’s The Hulk, babe,” Logan reminds her. “Nothing to do with Dr. Frankenstein.”

Veronica gapes at him, incredulous.  “We’ve been dropped in the middle of this pile of pink poo and this is what you choose to twit me about?  My erroneous pop culture reference?”

Logan shrugs.  “I know how much you like to get things right.  And anyway, what makes you think Rooks was going to tell us anything?”

Veronica smirks.  “I was looking forward to figuring out ways to make him talk.”

Logan laughs.  “Of course you were.”

Dick shifts impatiently.  “Hey, I know you and Ronnie could spend all day flirting, that is when you’re not too busy doing other, hotter, things…”

“Dick!”

“…but right now, maybe you could spend just a little time figuring out what the hell we’re gonna do next!  We’ve got one guy out cold, and, uh, whatsername over there crawling around on the ground, and that big pink thing could come back any time.  And who knows how many other guys with guns are gonna start jumping out from behind some bush or something…”

Veronica hears the edge of hysteria in Dick’s voice and prays for a distraction.

“Dick!  I get the picture!” Logan says, and is about to say more when they all detect a sudden faint whine coming from the direction of the service road.

Three heads turn, and at first they see nothing but a cloud of dust in the distance.  A cloud which seems to be getting bigger and bigger until finally…

“No, no, no!” Dick cries, his hands clapping the top of his head in horror.  “Not the Merc!”

And indeed, Dick’s SUV roars into view, bumping towards them through the tall grass and around the long-dead grapevines.  Soon they’re able to see the look of mingled terror and relief on Mac’s face as she pulls to a stop beside them.

“Mackie!  What are you doing? You’ll ruin the transmission,” Dick moans.

“Oh, piffle,” Mac says, sliding out of the car.  “What do you think four-wheel drive is for?  Besides, I was beginning to think you were all dead.  What’s more important, Dick, the car or your friends?”

Dick’s gasp of protest draws a chuckle from Logan.

“You were just complaining we had no options, Dick, and now here’s Mac with the car giving us our best option.  So put a sock in it.”

Mac takes in the scene, finally noticing the man lying supine and unmoving on the ground.

“What’s he doing here?” she asks, her eyes widening in surprise.

Veronica chuckles.  “You know, I tried to convince myself that when Rooks left Neptune High he’d evaporate into thin air like he deserved, but I always knew that would be too much to hope for.  Instead, he seems to have got himself mixed up with this bunch of bio-terrorists, or whatever the hell they are.”

“You don’t know his connection?”  Mac squints at Veronica in surprise.

“Ruby knocked him out cold before we could question him.”

“Ruby did?”

“Long story, Mac.” Veronica smiles wryly.

Logan bends to check on Rooks then and winces involuntarily.

“Logan?” Veronica observes the tiny movement, and for the first time notes the deplorable condition of his naked back. Not only has his pale skin become ruddy from overlong exposure to the sun, but the sunburn is now overlaid with dozens of small cuts and scrapes from the fall.

“You need to get your shirt back,” she insists, glaring at Ruby, apparently forgetting that it was she who engineered Ruby’s injury in the first place.

But it makes no difference anyway.  Ruby hasn’t said a word since her assault on Rooks, but now she’s clutching at Logan’s shirt like it was the Shroud of Turin.  Veronica understands that the only way she’s getting that shirt away from Ruby is by pulling it from her cold, dead hands.  And while she’s tempted…

She sighs, turning to Dick in frustration.  “I can’t believe you don’t have an extra shirt in your car.  You, who might end up anywhere for the night.  I can’t believe you don’t have a damn suitcase full of shirts in that car!”

Dick nods and shrugs.  “Did.  Been a busy month.  Used ‘em all up.  Sorry, Ronnie.”

Veronica’s mind spins as she contemplates the various potential locations of Dick’s soiled shirts

“Wait!” Dick’s says suddenly and his eyes light up.  “I forgot about the emergency stash!”

Soon he’s pulled a flat box from beneath the back seat and is rifling through it, tossing items onto the ground as he goes.  Condom packs and bottle openers are flying, and Veronica thinks that the heavy rubber thing might actually be an inflatable mattress.  She shudders, not really wanting to know.

“Aha!”

Dick pulls from the very bottom of the box a piece of cloth that essentially looks like someone vomited up a paint store.  But when he unfolds it, it turns out to be the most garish shirt Veronica has ever seen.  There are fruits, and flowers, and…pink donkeys?…splashed all over it.  Just looking at it makes her dizzy.

“Where the hell did you get that?”  Mac asks, eyeing the shirt with distaste.

Dick thinks for a moment before his eyes begin to sparkle in remembrance.  “Yeah, well, there was this one night in Tijuana…”

“Never mind!” three voices command in perfect unison, while Mac slaps him upside the head.

“Hey!” Dick protests indignantly.  “You wanted a shirt, I found you a shirt.”

“Not a shirt I’m wearing,” Logan announces firmly.  “I mean, pink donkeys…”

“Oh, yes, you are,” Veronica rounds on him. “Better pink donkeys than a pink ass, which is what you’ll be if your skin gets any redder.”

Logan sighs and shrugs into the shirt.  Having learned which battles to pick.

They put Ruby into the car first, laying her across the third-row seat.  Dick does have a first-aid kit, so Veronica sticks a bandage - none too gently - over the point where the bullet grazed Ruby’s arm.

Rooks is propped up in the middle of the second seat, between Logan and Veronica.  Dick has declared that he’s taking back the wheel of his own damn car, so he and Mac are sitting in the front.

Veronica sighs with relief as the car begins to move across the field.  They are finally on their way back to civilization.

And then three things happen more or less at once.

Mac gasps.  “Oh, shit, I forgot!  What with Mr. Rooks and everything…”

“What, Mac, what?”  By now, Veronica is a touch impatient.  She’s had a tough couple of days.

“Your dad called back, Veronica.  There’s been some kind of terrorism threat in San Diego, so Leo can’t get here.  Keith’s still going to come, but he’ll be alone.”

Veronica nods.  Bad news, she thinks, but it could be worse.

And that’s when it does get worse.

Because there on the horizon, appearing as if out of nowhere, and standing squarely between them and the safety of civilization, stands the Pink Hulk.

Dick slams on the brakes.  “Now, what?”  he asks, his voice cracking.

Maybe it’s the jostling from the abrupt stop the does it, because it’s at that exact moment that Rooks moans, his head lolls against the seat, and his eyes flutter half-open as he looks straight at Veronica.

“Is he awake?” Logan asks, pulling the man’s arms behind him securely, thinking he’d give anything for a rope.

“Barely,” she shrugs, as Rooks moans again.

But then his mouth begins to move, and it looks to Veronica like he’s trying to say something.

“What?” she says impatiently.  As she bends towards him, Veronica feels like she may have reached the edge of her very last nerve. “The pink guy is out there, Rooks, and I don’t have time for this crap.  So what’s so important?”

Rooks only manages to say a few words before he faints again.

Veronica wishes she hadn’t heard them.

Want to find out what happens next? Check back next Saturday for the next installment written by… @heavenli24. Tag, you’re it! Make sure to submit your segment to  vmheadquarters@yahoo.com by Wednesday, August 23rd.

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The Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth – Four Observations from Sixers 112, Spurs 106

A few weeks back, Joel Embiid went from questionable, to probable, to out against Toronto.

Last night, he went from doubtful, to very doubtful, to officially out, to the starting five.

Pregame, we were told by Brett Brown that Embiid had swelling and bruising in his shooting hand, resulting in difficulty catching the ball in the post. That was corroborated by Embiid, the discomfort part, who spoke at his locker around 5:30 p.m.

After warmups, however, he apparently told Sixers’ staff he was good to go, per Brown’s post-game explanation:

“This is the world we all live because I get up here and I tell everybody pregame everything I know, the whole truth and nothing but the truth (laughter), and you pivot out of that when it gets to the game-time decision and that’s what it is. It’s happened quite a bit, in Toronto you learn he’s gonna play or not. Tonight, there was nothing in my mind that suggested he was going to play based on the swelling in his hand and what we saw at practice. He went out and had a good warmup then he felt quite good about himself and with about 35:50, 36 minutes on the clock – I meet the team at 35 – it was announced to us that he felt good enough to play. And I think to Joel Embiid’s complete credit, he came in and he surprised me, he actually made some shots. If you saw the swelling in his hand you wouldn’t think that would be the impact, he would’ve blocked shots, he would’ve rebounded, he would’ve been physical defensively. But he actually still had some touch and finesse to his shot with a swollen right hand. It happened quick, it was completely unexpected and I give him a lot of credit for playing through complete pain and trying to play in front of the Philadelphia fans and help his teammates, that’s a gutsy effort.”

Embiid finished with 21 points, 11 rebounds, 4 assists, and 4 blocks. He favored the right hand at times but it didn’t seem to bother him much. He wore a wrist wrap in the first half, then took it off for the second half, explaining that he didn’t feel like it was making much of a difference.

He also told us that part of the reason he wanted to play was to get Brett Brown his first win against mentor Gregg Popovich and the San Antonio Spurs, leading to this pretty cool moment after the victory:

RING US INTO THE NEW YEAR, COACH! http://pic.twitter.com/eGKrO2jaMV

— Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) January 4, 2018

Ben Simmons

I think the biggest takeaway from the win was Ben Simmons’ team-high 26 points, team-high 18 field goal attempts, and team-high 15 free throw attempts.

For the second-straight game, he was aggressive and efficient in the fourth quarter, compiling the following stats after the Spurs tied the game at 96 with 4:54 remaining:

1 rebound

4/5 free throw shooting

4 points on 2/3 FG shooting

He scored eight of the team’s final 20 points and successfully navigated a short-lived “Hack-a-Ben” strategy employed by Popovich.

Brett Brown on his point guard:

“The thing that always attracted me to Ben Simmons was that when you went to his LSU numbers, he shot 10 free throws a game. That’s a big number in a 40-minute game. And tonight when you look down, he shot 15 free throws. That in itself is a huge win for me when he gets back to the line. It’s a mentality more than it is a skill and that mentality of him attacking the basket and going to the free throw line then growing the confidence that you’re referring to. That’s a hell of a package and it starts with getting there.”

Simmons went 10 for 15 from the line, which isn’t great, but it was his FT shooting down the stretch that made a difference.

One thing to point out, and this is more of a macro thing than a micro, game-specific, thing, but Simmons continued to push the pace when the game was tied. If you go back and watch the first two possessions after 96-96, he’s working up-tempo across the floor:

Sorry that clip is cut off, blame the NBCSP director for that cutaway shot of a dorky Spurs fan.

It looks like a sloppy possession, but Simmons decides to push in transition and does get the ball down low to Embiid, who feels a double team, passes out to JJ  Redick, and then re-positions himself in the post. He loses the handle, picks up the loose ball, and hits a mid-range jumper.

This was the next offensive possession:

Again, Simmons in transition, pushes the pace, finds Dario Saric who rips off a nice pump fake and can’t get his floater to go.

I’m alright with that. Simmons’ willingness to push it there created a good transitional look that probably should have been finished. And in the first clip, when the transition bucket wasn’t there, Embiid hit the reset button and they cycled it back to the perimeter instead.

Those clips show me that the Sixers are committed to staying with their identity and doing what they do best even after giving up these huge leads. Last night they found a way to hang on and get the job done, and that’s huge for a team that I’ve said many times before is still learning how to win. The numbers back up the idea that they are better at tempo, and they’re going to have to learn to navigate 4th quarter leads, almost like a football team that needs to chew clock or run the ball after throwing it 40 times through the first three quarters (like Andy Reid or any pass-happy college spread offense).

Free throws at large

It wasn’t just Simmons’ getting to the line, it was the free throw disparity in general that put the Sixers over the top last night.

They were only averaging 23 per game coming into this one, but finished 33-43 for a 76.7% clip. That doesn’t sound great, but it’s actually higher than their 27th-ranked 75.2% season average. They were only making 17.3 of their attempts per game, so they actually had a +15.7 raw point swing in free throw shooting last night, which, I think, was the key to the win.

They also only committed 21 personal fouls, which is down from their 30th-ranked 23.9 per game.

And the Sixers only turned the ball over 13 times, which is 5.1 fewer than their season average of 18.1

When you make improvements in the three categories that haunt you the most, you start to win these types of close contests.

Shoot the ball?

The only real blemish on  Simmons’ game was a pair of air balls at the second half which he left inexplicably short. He finished 8-18 from the field, which really should be 8-17 if you remove a late-quarter heave from mid court.

He was 1-8 from shots he took on or outside the restricted area, missing everything from further than five feet away. Inside the area, he was 7-8

There was a point about in the third quarter where he turned the ball over while trying to kick it out from under the rim, which resulted in audible groaning from the crowd. One guy in row four stood up, beer in left hand, put his right hand in the air and yelled, “shoot the ball!”

Here ya go:

That stuff is going to happen when you have a rookie point guard playing at a top-50 NBA pace.

When you take a look at Ben’s hexmap on NBA.com, it confirms what we all know – league average numbers on a heavy volume of close range efforts and a drop of almost 10% on anything outside of six or seven feet:

He’ll get there. Just gotta keep shooting the rock.

Spurs’ junior varsity team

The Spurs played last night without Kawhi Leonard (injury management), Danny Green (injured), Rudy Gay (injured), Tony Parker (injury management), and Manu Ginobili (rest).

Between Leonard and Green, that’s 26 points per game at the forward position, then you lose the three veteran guards that contribute a combined 25/8/6 per game.

So it’s easy to slap an asterisk on this win and say the Sixers beat a summer league team, but the Spurs have been doing this for years and still beating good opponents. Patty Mills is a player. LaMarcus Aldridge and Pau Gasol started the game. They got 15 from Bryn Forbes and 13 from Davis Bertans, guys who are averaging 6.9 and 4.5 points per game. The Spurs have 11 guys averaging 17 minutes or more this season, while the Sixers only really have 7 guys logging those types of minutes.

It feels like San Antonio never really rebuilds, they just reload. This was the second night of a back-to-back on the road and they held a fourth-quarter lead while missing five players, so I’ll give credit where it’s due instead of poo-pooing the win.

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