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dating dallas winston headcanons

୨ৎ will not cry in front of you ever, and if he does that’d be the last time you ever see him

୨ৎ i don’t care what those other people say about him being “vulnerable with you” he literally grew up as a hood he is not showing emotions in a healthy way whatsoever

୨ৎ instead of crying/communicating like any normal person he gets ungodly passive aggressive and then starts to blatantly insult you..

୨ৎ imagine you guys get into a fight:

dallas (100% accurate representation of his accent): “nah mayn i downt cahre about youwr apologeez - dis is why yow dad left yew mayn”

୨ৎ is really, truly loyal though.. he will stand by you no matter what; unless you do something he doesn’t like or agree with..

୨ৎ but.. you guys will probably break up after a few months because he hates commitment and he feels like you’re “just too attached, man”

୨ৎ HATES public affection unless someone is flirting with you.. he isn’t afraid to beat the hell out of someone cause they looked at his pookie wookie mcflooker bear munchkin

୨ৎ pet names? kinda.. he wont do *too* much other than “doll” — when he’s talking to you he thinks “broad” and “man” are appropriate pet names for you and you two have gotten into fights over it

you: “dallas, don’t call me broad! it’s rude!” dallas: “mayn you’re da first broad whoze ever said dat oh my gawd…”