#pongebob

[swagrum76]

Spongebob has been obliterated.

[niormalontumler]

Gotta be so real with you gang, i dont even know if nautical nonsense be something i wish these days

I dont even know if i spelled nautical right

[mell-150]

spongebob

[driving-hazard]

Honestly people talk about fighting their clone or fucking them or whatever but me and my clone would be way too lazy to do any of that, we'd be eating sour Lifesavers on the couch while watching videos about games we'll never play

[dogshitsoup]

the crusty ingo

Ingo shouldn’t be stuck in a crab trap.

[momentokori]

I was going to watch Spooky Month but I looked at my watch history since I fell asleep with the TV on

I only check bc YouTube has movies now IG and I'll wake up to a random one

I didn't wake up to it but I saw it and now I'm watching the SpongeBob movie

[sun-ea-sports]

[parme-san]

thank you spongebob and women for giving me what ive always dreamed of for my 21st birthday (birthday with a silly cake and silly decorations where people give me toys)

[alexandraisyes]

Art Dump Part Three: Miscellanious Art

[mas-o-kissed]

(pongebob voice) no it’ll go straight to your thighs…………. then you’ll blow up

he/they

[theircurse-archive4]

╰ ★ █║ ⁞ —ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 as the other described the power that the ornate cards held. To some, the whole thing probably would have sounded a bit SILLY. Cards of all things being able to foretell so many things like the past, present and future ? Whoever heard of such a thing ? But for a CHILD whose mind was still open to the magic of the world despite the trauma it faced, the very idea was FASCINATING.

╰ ✗ * . ⊹ ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤThough ... they DO have to THINK. What sort of question should they ask the cards ? The child was STUMPED. They don't really have ANY friends. Their education was practically NONE. Their career ? Well ... they had one ( when a child shouldn't even HAVE one ) ... but that was a whole complicated mess.

╰ ✗ * . ⊹ ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ❛ Can the cards tell me about my LIFE in general ? Like if it will change for the better ? ❜

@ouchiis

· · ·  ❛  IN  THAT  CASE  ,    i'm  glad  i'll  be  your  first  experience  with  it.    most  tarot  card  readers  tend  to  charge  a  high  fine  for  a  reading  .  .  .    and  not  a  lot  of  them  are  genuine  ,    either.    i  promise  this  will  be  free  ,    at  least.    it's  up  to  your  discretion  if  you  find  my  words  to  be  true  or  not.  ❜    OUYE's  own  comment  failed  to  prompt  him  to  justify  himself  properly  to  YUMENO.    the  bittersweet  memories  of  his  childhood  cautioned  him  with  dictating  what  was  true  or  false  and  good  or  bad  for  them;    he'd  much  rather  leave  judgement  solely  in  their  hands  and  hope  they  make  the  right  decision.    he  mustered  a  small  smile  as  YUMENO  placed  the  silken  cards  face  -  down  on  the  table , giving them a nod of approval.

· · ·  ❛  MOST  STANDARD  READINGS  address  the  past  ,    present  ,    and  future—    at  least  ,    standard  readings  with  three  cards.    most  readings  use  ten  cards  ,  each  dictating  a  variety  of  topics  .  .  .    but  i  figured  that  might  bore  you  ,  ❜    he  mentioned.    ❛  the  one  closest  to  my  left  hand  is  the  past.    it  speaks  of  how  your  past  affects  your  current  state  of  mind  and  the  cause  of  the  troubles  that  plague  you.    the  one  next  to  it  offers  insight  into  the  current  situation  at  hand  ,    how  the  present  currently  revolves  around  you.    the  one  closest  to  my  right  hand  peers  into  your  future  to  deliver  the  most  likely  outcome  and  overall  success  at  whatever  you  choose  to  inquire.    ah  ,    don't  be  scared  if  your  reading  comes  out  negative—  cards  aren't  always  omnipresent.    they're  bound  to  change  ,    like  flowing  water.  they  can  only  offer  guidance  with  what  they  have.  ❜    OUYE  inched  his  seat  closer  as  he  rested  his  elbows  on  the  table  ,    warm  eyes  eye  finally  lifting  its  gaze  from  the  cards  and  back  to  YUMENO. · · ·  ❛  .  .  .  IS  THERE  A  QUESTION  you  want  to  ask  the  cards  ?    it  could  be  anything—    career  ,    friends  ,    education  .  .  .    whatever  aspect  of  your  life  you  want  to  know  ,    i'll  be  more  than  willing  to  read  it  for  you.  ❜

[pregnantsecondo]

Pongebob and satrick

[adorawasright]

on the topic of flawed characters, there's one that will always shock me at how much hate he got. i'm talking about lars from st/even universe. like yeah, he was a jerk and all, but even from the beginning we saw there was more to him. lars is incredibly insecure and socially anxious and it's implied that he's depressed as well (none of these things excuse his behavior!). and lars was often punished throughout the show, by steven, ronaldo, and even sadie. and yet lars was always seen in the wrong.

lars was probably the MOST hated character in the entirety of su. hell, ppl hated him more than they hated the diamonds or gems like jasper. ppl would legitimately send DEATH THREATS to lars/larsadie fans. i remember that very clearly. i wasn't a big lars fan back then but i already liked him. lars was like the show's equivalent of s/quidward, who's also my fave in s/pongebob.

i related a lot to lars, too. i was a lot like him as a teen. i still am a bit like him - sarcastic, grumpy, insecure yet still very passionate about my interests - but yeah, if you related to lars, you were seen as a horrible person. the fandom only started liking him when lars DIED and became a cool space captain. but as soon as lars relapsed (or when he thought sadie was trying to get back at him for hanging out with the cool kids), ppl were ready to hate on him again.

honestly, even now that lars is liked, i still get ppl leaving their opinions on my lars art ("ugh i HATED lars when i first watched the show but he's cool now"), and i hate that very much. i hate that i'm not allowed to like lars without ppl still hammering in my head how much they hated or still dislike him. i wouldn't comment that on your art of your fave, i would just make my own damn post or just leave my opinion to myself. that's like saying "i hate this ship but cool art".

another important factor to note is that lars is not white. even in like 2015, one of the crew members confirmed that. and later we find out lars is filipino (and it IS confirmed onscreen when lars bakes an ube cake). he is in fact a mentally ill character of color. and that's exactly what makes ppl hate him, besides the fact lars isn't conventionally attractive. bc i know fans would drool over him if that were the case (and especially if he were white). you COULD say lars is the equivalent of spop kyle, both pathetic and skinny boys, except lars is not white, and he's snarky and short-tempered, but it is implied he was bullied or mistreated at some point in his childhood, too.

and of course, there are other actual flawed characters of color who get unfair hate, like katara, korra (though i haven't seen lok), diane from bojack, and glimmer. which angers me when ppl stan catra and they accuse you of being racist or ableist if you criticize her.

you guys. do not. give a fuck. about ACTUAL characters of color. you will just hate them too! fuck off with that performative bullshit.

[30-th-century-man]

i wonder how many people change their names per day With your help it be a trillionS

pongebob me boy!

[swagmaxxer]

hello it is my s pongebob. pls send me 11111111 dolar so i can continue making my hit songs

ayeay captan

*hehe!*