#ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

[dreamperson-poll]

match #53

Blue scorpion crab lobster thing dreamed by @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

Ok so in the dream I was visiting my pre k teacher who was in this abandoned building teaching people how to be teachers and then behind me there was like this lobster scorpion crab thing with horns and it was very blue and it poked me in the butt and them I went to the hospital to get surgery and was bedridden for 2 weeks. I had this dream when I was 7 and it was horrific

flying dog dreamed by @loser-jpg

flying dog, flying dog, does whatever a flying dog does. whys he here? i dunno. he just kinda flys around. look out here comes the flying dog. (this is to the sound of the spider man theme)

[tournamentdirectory]

What's swaggier than being aspec? Not a whole lot! @aroaceswagcompetition takes aro and ace and aroace characters that are really, really swaggy...to find the swaggiest in this chaotic matchup. Run by @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub.

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! ❤️❤️❤️

:D

[spidey-bie]

Starting another tag game since I released a post about new ocs. Create your spidersona or your OCS using this Picrew. You don't have to do two like what I did I just wanted to change up their outfits.

I made May, MJ, and Ansi:

@hittingpunklevelsofaudacity @bugboi-connor @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @autisticarach @thewolfsoul @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @chessbox @rintari + Anyone who wants to join.

[tartarusknight]

The Fallen King and the King of the Freaks | MASTERLIST

Also on Ao3 <3<3<3 (which is much easier to follow along and you can subscribe to. But...)

I’m sorry but I’m getting annoyed at having to go back and edit each part, adding the new link. So, now for each new chapter, I’ll link the people I can but the links to past parts will be different. 

However, if you reblog this post and keep it on hand you’ll be able to find all of the series easier. I’ll pin this to the top of my page as well. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Anymore will only be on Ao3. I’m sorry but I just don’t want to deal with this website for something this long lol. THank you all for reading this far. 

Part 18

Part 1-30!!!

THE FALLEN KING AND THE KING OF THE FREAKS ON AO3

@zerokrox-blog @cyranx @adaed5 @the-redthread @lifeisnotsobadonceyoustopcaring @idontgetpaidenoughforthisshit @failedstarsandgoldenclouds  @bisexualdisastersworld @deadlydodos @anythingyouwanttobe @nburkhardtt @bestwifehaver @thehumblefigtree @megzdoodle @swimmingbirdrunningrock @mightbeasleep @bxlthazar @autumnal-dawn @chillichats @nonbinary-eddie-munson @the-daydreamer-in-the-corner @eddie-munson-is-my-wife @a-little-unsteddie @sharingisntkaren @a-huge-nerdy-nerd @0o-queendean-o0 @beckkthewreck @vi-an-te @vampireinthesun @newtstabber @dinosareawesome2137  @spicemallow @hellomynameismoo  @luthienstormblessed @briceslayed @angeldreamsoffanfic @dbquills @prideandsensibility @iwouldsail @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @spectrum-spectre @the-chilly-kat @yearningagain @loopsmd @starlight-archer @sleepy-time @goodolefashionedloverboi  @crazyshipper67  @sherrylyn628  @bidisastersworld  @v3lnys  @n0connections @pyrohonk  @cherixxx69 @theotalksalot @tailsfromthecrypt @ledleaf @grimmfitzz

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

twenty!

Which fandom you’ve been in was the most aro-friendly?

Not sure if it counts as me being in the fandom because all I do is just reblog and get excited with @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub but Koisenu Futari, it's about two aroaces, and it makes me feel so happy! And I love just seeing it on the dash when it gets reblogged by the aspec blogs. I think it won the QPR competition? I swear I'm going to finish watching Koisenu Futari at some point my brain is being my brain.

I've also got some wonderful aro and aspec mutuals in the Batman Rogues/Riddler fandom, although there's a lot of shipping so it's a little hard for romance-repulsed people (especially when you do kind of ship a ship but it's in a very specific way so you don't block the tag but do still see all the allo regular shipoing (going on a tangent to say that I think Riddler loves Batman but it would never be reciprocated (also toying with the idea that he loves him non-romantically since it's just about an intellectual equal))) (this feels like algebra with how many layers of brackets I'm using) As a sidenote (as if I didn't already just do a massive sidenote), I guess I'm not 100% romance-repulsed, I'm kind of 70% repulsed but also more romance-exhausted, since there was an exhausting level of shipping before I started doing all the things to curate Tumblr experience like blocking tags and unfollowing people.

Haven't really been active in other fandoms (apart from Eurovision, and I'd like to say that it avoids triggering any romance-repulsion because people don't ship real life people... although people are shipping Käärijä and one of the guys from Joker Out 😕)

All of the people I've interacted with in fandom have been lovely, and I don't think I've encountered any arophobia in them! Maybe the classic amatonomativity that plagues fandom is a bit unfriendly for someone who is so tired of it all, but I've never had any negative experiences regarding being aro :)

(also as a sidenote I can't wait to read more Grishaverse because you seem to be following/mutuals with so many aspec Six of Crows fans)

[a-step-in-the-infinite-finite]

Hellos people of tumble, I'm azzi/azziri and welcome to the brainrot hole. This is literally just spiderverse stuff.

My oc

I made a hobie brown playlist

My main for more random stuff @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

[aroaceswagcompetition]

Wait wtf??? You're ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub?????? Damn. I didn't know that.

Yerps that's me heyos👋🏽

[dreamperson-poll]

match #77

Possession clown dreamed by @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

So basically I was in like a warehouse strapped to a gurney and there were people I knew around me trying to get me unpossessed by the clown. But everytime it started working I started to wake up so it was trippy af. But then it started to work and I could see the clown coming out of me and there was a lot of screaming and then when the clown got out I woke up

Mutant Bear dreamed by @acollectionofcuriousreblogs

Yeah he’s killed people, so what?

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

i got tagged by @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub in a "list five comfort characters and tag five people" thing and im making a new post because the old got long as all fuck. i also decided to talk a bit about each, this isnt actually part of the tag game

- Niko from OneShot (i love this cat lookalike child. they deserve the world. they make me feral unhinged i need to give them a stack of pancakes taller than they are)

- Kanatsune Ame from Entropic Float (stress ball variety and also i latched on like a duckling because how do you not latch on like a duckling when you find out youre physically disabled from a scene of a character finding that out about himself and when you are processing it and he is also processing it)

- Scorp from On The Sidewalk, which so far only exists in my brain and maybe five google documents (also stress ball variety. started out as a sona, evolved, so fucking bad at opening up to people that its repression kills its friends and then it decides to go back in time and do essentially the same thing like a hundred times and then eventually decide it would rather die than open up which it almost does)

- Madoka Kaname from Puella Magi Madoka Magica (she is the sun in the sense that she cares about literally everyone. her doom integer overflows into allowing her to rewrite the universe to save everyone from that particular doom)

- Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck (i am totally not bitter about how her happy ending came from becoming an entirely different person with the implication that this was the only way she ever couldve been happy)

tagging: @arieava @gebder @patronsaintofdemons @airinyourtires @gucciguccigarbage; if you arent tagged but want to participate, please do!

[spidey-bie]

I'm starting a tag game (to procrastinate.)

What's your spidersonas favorite fall (or fall equivalent) activity? If they don't have either what do you think would be their favorite fall activity?

Ansi's is bonfires (obviously), corn mazes, and apple picking.

Tagging: @onmyownside1 @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @autisticarach @thewolfsoul @the-cat-and-the-birdie @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @chessbox @flo-milli-shit-hoe @bugboi-connor @brown-spider @aaronymous999 @hittingpunklevelsofaudacity + whoever wants to join.

[tartarusknight]

The Fallen Kings and the King of the Freaks big doc!!! (Not completed pls read below)

Okay!!! I know we are all wishing the Ao3 volunteers the best of luck!!! However, if any of you are bored and want to kill some time, I have all the Fallen King and the King of the Freaks downloaded here. It's all that's done so far so, if any of you want, here's some reading <3<3<3

ALSO, I SADLY DON'T HAVE THE WARNINGS IN THE STORY BUT YOU CAN READ THE SUMMARY THEY AREN'T THE BEST FOR WARNINGS BECAUSE THIS IS MY COPY OF THE STORY! SO THEIR JUST VAGUE COMMENTS TO HELP ME REMEMBER. ALSO IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (even vague ones) AVOID READING THE SUMMARIES!!!

Please remember to please just stay up to date with the Ao3 Statis accounts and stay off of Ao3 until they can officially bring it up. You make it harder each time you try to open it.

STAY STRONG!!!!

King of the Freaks SAFE EDITION.docx

Also if the link doesn't work for anyone please let me know!!! I did my best but I'm not tech-savvy.

(tags under the line<3<3<3)

@zerokrox-blog @cyranx @adaed5 @the-redthread @lifeisnotsobadonceyoustopcaring @idontgetpaidenoughforthisshit @failedstarsandgoldenclouds  @bisexualdisastersworld @deadlydodos @anythingyouwanttobe @nburkhardtt @bestwifehaver @thehumblefigtree @megzdoodle @swimmingbirdrunningrock @mightbeasleep @bxlthazar @autumnal-dawn @chillichats @nonbinary-eddie-munson @the-daydreamer-in-the-corner @eddie-munson-is-my-wife @a-little-unsteddie @sharingisntkaren @a-huge-nerdy-nerd @0o-queendean-o0 @beckkthewreck @vi-an-te @vampireinthesun @newtstabber @dinosareawesome2137  @spicemallow @hellomynameismoo  @luthienstormblessed @briceslayed @angeldreamsoffanfic @dbquills @prideandsensibility @iwouldsail @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @spectrum-spectre @the-chilly-kat @yearningagain @loopsmd @starlight-archer @sleepy-time @goodolefashionedloverboi  @crazyshipper67  @sherrylyn628  @bidisastersworld  @v3lnys  @n0connections @pyrohonk  @cherixxx69 @theotalksalot @tailsfromthecrypt @ledleaf @grimmfitzz

I don't actually know if you all wanted to be tagged but I decided to...

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

there are two official green lantern/star trek crossover comics. idk how good they are cause i haven’t read them yet but theyre out there 🫡

That sounds really cool!

@ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

[aroaceswagcompetition]

Okay but like who was gonna tell me you were ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub, I didn’t realize dude 😭

Lolllllll how'd you realize it

Also it's in the description that I probably should shorten😅

[petrichor-and-moondust]

@ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub this is your peoples!

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[dreamperson-poll]

Blue scorpion crab lobster thing

dreamed by @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

Ok so in the dream I was visiting my pre k teacher who was in this abandoned building teaching people how to be teachers and then behind me there was like this lobster scorpion crab thing with horns and it was very blue and it poked me in the butt and them I went to the hospital to get surgery and was bedridden for 2 weeks. I had this dream when I was 7 and it was horrific