#poly architechs

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Poly architechs. Reblog. You agree

[hmshermitcraft]

Poly architechs? Please?

The last time Iskall, Grian, and Mumbo had all been together... Well, even they couldn't quite remember. It feels like Sahara was millions of years ago, even tho it was only a couple.

So Grian decides it's time for a reunion, sending both Mumbo and Iskall a fancy letter a la Iskall's initial invitation to the group. He sets up a fancy dinner for them and everything.

They spend the night catching up, and endlessly teasing each other about various things they've heard through the grapevine. Mumbo and Grian talk about their adventures, while Iskall relays the Vault Hunter news.

If the night ends with a steamy exchange in bed, well... That's their business.

[kingofthewolvez]

They’re in love, they hate each other, they’re in a polycule, they’re divorced, they’d die for each other, they would kill the others 100 times what can I say

[ID: Various digital doodles of Iskall, Mumbo, and Grian. One shows mumbo hunched over and looking down at Grian, he says ‘Why are you so small’ and Grian has an annoyed expression. Another has Grian in front of Iskall and Mumbo saying, ‘If he is your boyfriend, why is she my girlfriend?”. Text next to Mumbo shows he is saying, ‘They’re both’. Iskall behind him has their hand on their face and says, ‘Dear me’. Another doodle shows Mumbo burning a pair of pants with Iskall distressed next to him. One doodle depicts Grian licking Mumbo’s face and saying, ‘You taste like drywall’. Mumbo looks disgusted at him, text next to him reads, ‘wtf’. Another image has Iskall holding a carrot towards Grian and saying, ‘Can you eat a vegetable please?”. Grian looks angry in front of him and says no. In the middle of the images are one of all three close to each other with Iskall and Grian on either side of Mumbo and the other of Iskall and Mumbo hugging close while looking at each other. There are hearts around both. End ID]

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

may i get poly architechs pls? 👉👈

Iskall: *hits Mumbo with a rolled up paper ball*

Iskall: Omg I’m so sorry

Iskall: I was trying to hit Grian

[give-grian-rights]

C!mumbo?

Pronouns: He/Him and They/Them

Sexuality: Panromantic, Asexual

Shipping: Poly Architech !! Though i've seen a lil bit of ideas for Mumbo and Scar and gotta say . don't mind that one bit .

[queer-enderdragon]

soo like, do you have favorite ships (what are they :3)? or do you multiship? just curious

well i do multiship a lot tbh, more with hermitcraft bc there's just. so many combinations and they are all so good in their own little ways

but i also have some favorites! like grumbo, convex, poly hermit gals, jleo, poly architechs, treebark and (rare pair alert) stress x grian/stress x etho/stress x grian x etho :D

[gimblegamble]

m2 with poly architechs for the ot3 prompts? 🥺

definitely a garden bed canon I think

[blazevillains]

poly architechs live concorp reaction

[redsandtemple]

Thank you to my snitches on the shipper safe tumblr gc. Here are the highlights if you can even call them that

-pan poly grian ot3 of course being architechs

-violetstar250 straight up shipping incest and trying to backtrack it by saying they personally don't want it to be incest

-that's all I wanna say honestly my eyes burn still

-someone with the actual url "onesimpleshipper" not wanting to out themselves as a shipper. Honey,

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Hiii!!! I've been following you for a long time. I always wanted to talk to you, but I'm super shy. I just got the guts to do it today (which is weird. this is my first ask ever). I love your posts.

Anyway, a question I've been curious about as a fellow Grumbo shipper: how is the drought treating you? And second, aside from Grumbo, what other hermitcraft/life series ships do you have in your heart?

Hiii omg you're so sweet!!! Thank you!!!

The drought has not been treating me kindly I think I've read every Grumbo fic that's not mumscarian and isn't nsfw on the market,I might have to go and lower my standards soon o7. I'm still holding out hope for that co-owned shop they wanted to make

Other ships I have? Well, Rendoc I think I make that VERY clear.

Also poly architechs/mumskall/griskall, my beloveds, and whatever the fuck Etho/bdubs/joel have going on is really dear to me.

Ranchers and flower husbands I do like, though they're not exactly my faves, you get me?

Anyway I'm not really against any ships per sé (other than Grian/Jimmy but it's cause I see them as brothers), as long as you're not one of those people that force your ships on others I enjoy pretty much anything!!!

Thanks for asking :DD

[hmshermitcraft]

On my knees please some poly architechs 🙏 season 6 the beloved

It was, naturally, Iskall's idea to open their 'Architechs Adventuring Emporium™!' (yes, both the '™' and '!' are necessary.) They make the perfect party, they are in desperate need for cash, and none of them can sit still for longer than a few minutes.

Mumbo and Grian follow along because... Yeah, he's kind of right, isn't he? Mumbo and Iskall's redstone is expensive, Grian keeps trying new things (and sometimes destroying parts of the house - only sometimes though!) And adventuring is a pretty respectable career! They can start with asking around, checking noticeboards, and eventually, they'll become famous!

Well, maybe not famous. But no matter how it goes, they're doing it together! That's what matters, right?

Just beside paying rent.

[give-grian-rights]

what hermits do you ship? i’m just curious because shipping in the community hadn’t even crossed my mind lol

oh i thought i replied to this already !!

My favorite hermitships are probably hmm

Etho x Grian

Iskall x Mumbo

Poly Architech (Mumbo, Grian, Iskall)

Scar x Grian

Bdubs x Scar

Grian x Bdubs

Ren x Grian

Ren x Iskall

Ren x Doc

Joe x Cleo

Tango x Etho

Tango x Grian

and i'm generally open to most other hermitships, AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT HERMITS WHO HAVE PUT OUT STATEMENTS REGARDING NEGATIVE OPINIONS ABOUT BEING SHIPPED!

The only Hermit that has a documented stance against being shipped is Impulse and therefore he's the only one i wouldn't like to actively be talked to about shipping.

Joe, Cleo, Ren, and Doc are some who have explicitly talked about/acknowledged shipping that i know of, and according to Doc, no Hermits actively discuss being shipped and its not something that has stirred up any issues within their circle.

obviously this is all their personas/characters that they play up!

[hmshermitcraft]

Syren Grian x Shape shifting Demon Mumbo x perfectly "human"(as far as the three know, human) Iskall, pretty please?

The thing is, none of them have the best idea of what 'human' actually means. So, maybe Iskall's eyes slightly glow in the dark and he can hold his breath for a long time, but so can Grian! And Mumbo, when he wants to.

As long as their hands fit together, who's keeping track?

[hmshermitcraft]

Some poly architechs please, we're in the trenches me and the other…

Counts

4 shippers

As the day continues, Mumbo is truly wondering why they've been put on a research team together. Iskall seems determined to solve every problem they encounter with his fist, whilst Grian is setting off every trap they come across. Mumbo is fairly sure some of them are intentional, Grian is terrible at hiding his giggles whenever Mumbo jumps (a reasonable reaction to an arrow flying past his head!)

And yet...

Compared to Mumbo's usual missions - silent, filled with the sound of scraping quills and disapproving tuts - this is.. kind of fun? He's laughed, a few times. And it's not like his report is any worse than usual, it's possibly even more detailed.

He thinks he'll put their names down for his next mission. Documenting dungeons doesn't need to be such a serious job.

[hmshermitcraft]

For the Theme

Mumbo: This... Is a bucket

Iskall: Dear god

Mumbo: there's more.

Cod boy Grian: *pokes out of the bucket* >:)

Iskall: no...

One pro about being short is using Buckets to get on land instead of waiting for rain, even if it's cramped and uncomfortable and kinda bouncy. It also gives Grian more time to subtly flirt with his mustached neighbour.

It's by no means a perfect system. If anything it's a terrible system. Grian either has to get somebody to carry him (which his boyfriends will do because they love him, please pretty please) or he has to leap from bucket to bucket. And cry when he inevitably misses and one of them has to haul him back into the water.

Mumbo at least gets all stressed and worried about him. Iskall literally throws him back in!

[hmshermitcraft]

Brain: hey remember that Cod Grian in Bucket ask you sent? With that tech ship?

Me: yeah

Brain: Do it again

Iskall and Mumbo often overwork themselves to exhaustion, and Grian has had enough.

First, he gets everything at Sahara sorted for a week in advance so it won't collapse when they're gone for the whole day. Second, whenever they remark about the lack of tasks, he replies if they want to "hang out at the beach since they've got all this free time?"

Mumbo says ok; Iskall takes a bit more convincing.

At first they were chatting in the sand, then Grian started to splash them, and Iskall retaliated by splashing him back. Soon they're all in a splash fight, soaking wet and laughing.

~🪶

They manage to drag Mumbo into it as well, the three of them running and falling around in the water. Not an inch of them stays dry, Mumbo's mustache dripping into the water as he laughs.

When they finally collapse onto the sand, Grian has a cooler of drinks ready for them. The weather is nice and they don't think they've laughed like that for far too long. Maybe they should move their meetings to the beach for double the laughs?

Then Iskall makes a joke about the Sahara people having a break on the sand and Grian decides that would be a terrible idea actually.