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smaller request, but who do you reckon will do the chores around the house - who would cook, who would do dishes, who would make the bed, would any of them try and keep the apartment clean?

and also how would they cope with their factories, hypothetically being in 3 different countries (kimi in UK, ollie in Italy and idk reader in Austria with stake or smth)

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okay this is definitely something i could do with like. all of the drivers. because usually the answer would be that they are not allowed anywhere near the kitchen (and some of them would definitely forget to separate laundry. you have several sets of bedsheets that are now pink). i'm gonna split this into house chores + factories.

house chores:

kimi cooks for lunch and dinner. he takes it very seriously. he is, however, totally useless at breakfast foods. breakfast is either leftovers, toast, or cereal. you and ollie do the dishes together while kimi sits on the counter and watches you. otherwise, kimi keeps the kitchen clean and organized.

ollie does the vacuuming / mopping / dusting / whatever. he blasts whatever pop song is stuck in his head on full volume on repeat and dances around while he does it. you and kimi take videos of it for each other. the songs may become annoying after a while, but ollie never does. he cleans the living room and the hallway.

you do the laundry. last time either of your boyfriends tried, it didn't go well. ollie made one of your team shirts unwearable because it was in another team's colours. kimi put way too much detergent in and caused a sudsy mess. you wash and fold it, but they put it away. you keep the laundry and bathrooms clean.

the bedroom is more of a mixing pot. you're each responsible for putting your own things away. the bed is constantly unmade. there is a mountain of stuffed animals on it that need to be very carefully moved onto the dressers before you go to sleep. there's also spare blankets for when one of you inevitably steals all the covers.

factories:

i actually looked it up and the haas factory and mercedes factory are like a fifteen minute drive away from each other, but for the sake of this they're based in italy and reader drives for sauber.

so, with kimi in the uk, ollie in italy, and you in switzerland, it can be hard for the three of you to get time together. there are lots of video calls and group streaming sessions as date nights. i imagine a little later in your careers you'd all move to monaco together or something. but for now, it takes a lot of planning and negotiating with teams about which meetings it's really important that you're there in person for.

it's hard, it's complicated, and the shared google calendar is constantly in overdrive, but you make it work. at the end of the day, you have each other, and that's all that matters.