#polka dot man hcs

[embodyingchaos]

HII !! omg it's been so long since I've seen anyone write for David Dastmalchian's characters ＼(^_^)／

could I request hcs for abner with a s/o with a symbiote (Venom) ?

❥ HI THERE LOVE, yea i've just started becoming more active on tumblr and my love for david has GROWN INTO AN INFATUATION and so all i've been writing is david characters haha! thank you for requesting and i hope these headcanons are okay bc your ask is such a unique one and i don't wanna disappoint AAAAA

abner krill with a s/o that has a symbiote headcanons warnings: mentions of intercourse, this is so short im so sorry i had no ideas SHHSHSH

okay so i feel as though you wouldn’t tell him that you have a symbiote and he didn’t really question anything when you talk to yourself CONSTANTLY, because yk talking to yourself isn’t that abnormal

but when your body starts jolting from one place to another, beyond your own will, abner’s like ok so this isn’t normal?

eventually you tell him and he’s immediately WORRIED ASF BECAUSE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PARASITES THAT BASICALLY ATTACH THEMSELF TO THEIR HOST FOR A LONG TIME??? he already has trauma from his own interdimensional virus so he’s extremely concerned for you

when you explain that it’s completely harmless and that you’re actually really good friends with your symbiote he’s definitely more relieved but still ever-so worried bc that’s our abner <3

it took a lot of convincing for him to not be worried, but it took him even MORE CONVINCING to not freak out when you turn into venom and abner just looks at you with the most terrified look ever or maybe even faint

HE ALSO REALISED THIS WAS WHY YOU ATE SO MUCH GODDAMN CHOCOLATE, bc your symbiote needs chocolate

i feel as though abner would misinterpret your emotions and behaviour at times and think you’re annoyed with him when you’re actually pissed off with your symbiote who keeps saying “FIGHT. EAT CHOCOLATE. FIGHT.” so you definitely need to always tell abner that your aren’t mad at him but rather at the parasite living inside your body

abner definitely finds it a bit weird, possibly uncomfortable, that he’s technically dating your symbiote while he’s dating you, ESPECIALLY WHEN VENOM BUTTS IN AND IS LIKE “stop undressing them with your eyes” AND ABNER WILL START SWEATING AND CRYING LIKE “BUT I’M NOT??????” so yeah

he’ll definitely get bullied a lot by venom and every time he does, you have to comfort abner and just remind him that venom’s just a mean meany pants

venom would definitely remind abner of his mom, but it was alright because he had you to scold venom whenever he would say some whacked up shit

imagine how awkward it is to smush booties(have sex) when venom’s JUST THERE, LIKE ABNER’S ALREADY NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND THERE’S THE PARASITE READY TO GIVE AN INSULTING REMARK ABOUT HIS BODY ANY TIME SOON

honestly, it would be worst for you since you can hear venom in your mind THE WHOLE TIME

after a while, abner will probably get used to having venom around almost every time and will probably maybe have a comeback or two if he ever gets confident enough, and with your encouragement and comfort, he will definitely get more confident

[jkriordanverse]

Jameson Hawthorne hcs

Everytime he got into a fight with Avery he'd buy her things to win her back. And if that doesn't work he starts hitting the old British love confessions. It wins everytime. (most of their fights are about Sk*e tho because you can't tell me she's still somewhat involved in the Hawthorne's lives).

Kisses to her knuckles when she's nervous <333

Whilst Avery doesn't like dogs, she loves him enough to let him keep a few in the house.

When he's nervous his eyes gets all itchy and he just wants to stratch them over and over so Avery likes to kiss his eyelids and it makes him stop.

When he was younger he had an imaginary friend called "Stanley" for the sole purpose of having an extra cookie during desserts. That and because he was also a bit lonely.

When he was a kid he loved watching interactive shows and sometimes he'd respond back. Once a man on TV asked which pattern should he decorate the box and Jamie said polka dots. The man on TV coincidentally chose polka dots and for a while Jameson thought people on TV could hear you.

[dearlymrme]

Hi can you pleaaaaassse do HCs about Copias corruption kink I’ll literally die

Have a little short nonny.

Innocence Is Overated (Copia x Reader)

You both have a kink.

Who does Papa turn to for confession with all his predecessors dead?

Copia has to try hard to convince himself once in a while. He’s a good man. He’s an honest man, well, sure, there's a little white lie once in a while, but he’s never hurt anybody with it. He’s never stolen, and he’s worked hard to get where he is now. (Even though he’s almost certain his name was drawn from a hat.) He keeps everything tidy. He’s frank. He’s polite. He’s a good man.

But his eyes are on you.

You’re new to the sisterhood and still wet behind the ears, with your habit on proper and not a hair out of place. You’re bright, you’re shiny, you’re fresh. You have a soft voice, a shy smile, and despite being a Sister of Sin, you have innocent eyes. He always sees you working, helping someone with their tasks or chores, volunteering to do more. You’re wonderful with the children, compassionate with the ghouls, and come up with fun games for both of them. You’re full of energy, your kind, you have such a sweet smile and give it to everyone, including him, you light up like a festive float anytime you cross someone in the halls. You're just so…pure.

And he wants to see you absolutely destroyed. He wants to see your mascara running with tears down your flushed cheeks. He wants to see your lipstick smeared and your lips puffy and kiss swollen. He was to see your neck decorated with a choker of bruises. He wants to see your tits suckled with bite marks. He wants to see your pussy, puffy and gummed with his leaking cum. He wants to take this pure ray of sunshine and turn it into the dirtiest fucking poster whore he can. He wants to wreck you in every way possible. Stain you in such a way nobody else will want you.

He’s a good man. He swears.

But any time he gets alone in his office, he imagines you and his cock throbs. He imagines you in his office dressed in all manner of skimpy things. Sometimes, it's your habit. Sometimes, it's a cute little plaid skirt. But more often, it's something white. Whatever it is he's flipping up your dress to slide off your cute panties (polka-dot, soft little clouds, even kittens) and stuffing his face between your thighs until your legs are quivering and you can barely stand. He imagines fingering your tight cunt and curling his digits until you sob his name just right and licks his lips at the thought of getting you to squelch.

He wonders if you’ve ever sucked cock before. He wraps a hand around his dick as it jumps at the thought that he’d be your first. Your eyes wide in alarm as he reveals to you his thick fat member and guides your hands down to wrap around it and get a feel for just how large he is. He’s the thickest you’ve ever had.

He imagines you swallowing nervously and looking up at him with a hint of fear.

“Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle.” He promises. Oh don’t worry, he will. He’ll be gentle up until he manages to get half of it down your throat and then shoves in the other half without remorse. He’ll apologize. ‘An accident.’ He swears. But after that first gag and those first tracks of tears down your cheeks you’ll get the idea. You’ll try your hardest to get all of him down your throat, your pretty pink lips stretched around his cock and shiny with precum, spit, and your cherry chapstick.

He’d shower you with compliments and praise. You’d love it. He’ll help you discover your kink for it.

“Doing so good, taking me so well.” Your face would flush, and your thighs would rub together. You gag, you try your hardest to take him but your jaw hurts and he pulls you off gently by your chin and slaps your cheek with his wet, spit slick cock.

“Look at what you're doing to me. All that is for you. You're making me feel so good. Look how hard and wet I am for you." And you're wet and frustrated before he guides you to the bed and has you lay down. He pulls your legs apart and lines himself up.

Belial, you would be so tight, or perhaps it’s just been too long for you. Either way, you grip him like a vice and whimper when he stuffs you with his cock, he can feel your walls sucking him in and flexing around him as he pushes further and further into you and-

Copia grunts as the band in his lower stomach snaps and cum jets from his cock. He tightens his hand over his dick and squeezes before slowly gliding his fist over his shaft and milks himself of his release.

He sighs, slouching on his bed pillows, and lets his orgasm rumble through him. Then he reaches the nightstand and takes a few tissues, and cleans himself up.

This is always where the fantasy ends. He simply can’t help himself.

Satanas, what he would give for the real thing.

He's in the midst of cleaning up for the night when he hears a knock from his door and goes to answer only to finding you there with a flush on your face, that same flush he had been fantasizing about mere minutes ago. You're wearing a simple but thin tee-shirt with cartoon characters and a pair of shorts.

"Hello Papa...do you have a minute to talk?" And you're shifting your thighs just so, and he can't help but glance at your cleavage so obviously pronounced in your shirt. There, he sees a ruby red fabric with white circles, just barrly oeaking out from the low collar of your shirt.

Polka-dots.

And well...

...He does try very hard to be a good man.

[superego-imagines]

Polkadot man × male reader × Captain Boomerang ot3 hcs pls? :3

((Based on them both being here, I assume both of them have been in the Suicide Squad/you’re going by their Suicide Squad version (Polka Dot Man doesn’t really have a character otherwise lmao). Usually though, unless a specific version is clarified, I’m just going to wing it.))

Getting Together Headcanons:

As you probably guessed, Digger is the one to make the first of any kind of move. Member of the squad, agent, hero, villain, man, woman, nonbinary, it doesn’t matter. If he thinks you’re cute, he doesn’t even ask your name before making sure you’re very aware that he does. Did you stand still long enough for him to approach? Congrats! You’re just his type! His sexual orientation would best be described as: Buzzard. Please make him work for it a bit, if for no other reason than his ego will become utterly unbearable otherwise. He’s cute but if those cheesy pick up lines actually get him your number he’s going to use them anytime he wants something (usually to get out of helping with a chore.)

While the relationship starts out really casual, if you’re willing to listen to him chat you up and down and brag about that time he almost (not even close) beat the Flash, well then he’s throwing you over his shoulder for a shotgun Elvis-Officiated wedding. There’s no reason to wait, you have to live each day like your last, literally in his case. Although he’s on parole now, he could be dragged back to some near-death mission or just arrested at any time. No matter how long you’re together you’ll never fully keep him out of trouble. He just loves it too much!

With Abner, it’s sort of the opposite, it takes a lot of time for you two to form first, a close friendship, and then slooooowly working your way up to a romantic relationship. There’s a lot of trauma there, and on top of that, almost thirty years of mental illness and unhealthy coping mechanisms developed to survive that trauma. So yeah, it’s a bit of a nonstarter for a while. But he does crave companionship, having been without it most of his life. So if you’re willing to be patient and understanding and work within his comfort zone, he quickly starts to open up (maybe a bit too much but you’re glad he feels safe enough to overshare?) Once he starts to see you as a safe person and a friend, it’s easier for him to physically see you as an individual and allow himself to look at you. The real you. And once he sees you…well, it’s hard for him not to catch feelings.

There’s not really much internalized homophobia to work through, if only because he’s always been an outcast, in his mind, what’s one more thing? You’re the first person to really be nice to him. How can it be wrong to pursue this? It takes him ages to express his feelings to you, and finding out about your thing with Digger just sets him back months of progress. He definitely spends about a weekend thinking about a way to kill him, before ultimately resigning himself for a lifetime of loneliness. Luckily, you notice what’s wrong and ask him about it. It doesn’t take much for all the bottled up feelings to come bursting out (possibly accompanied by dots.) It’s real emotional all around and you admit to returning his feelings and that, while you still want to be in a relationship with Digger, there might be a solution that can work for everyone.

I won’t lie, neither of them is super thrilled about the idea of an open relationship, well, Digger kinda likes it in theory but why him? It’s not so much that either of them are opposed to the idea, they’d never really thought about it before. Digger hadn’t been in many committed relationships that required actually discussing boundaries and Abner never thought he’d be in a relationship, let alone one and a half of one. I do think you have to start as more of a V than a triangle. They just really rub each other the wrong way. Abner thinks Digger's annoying and rude and Digger thinks he’s a “creepy lil’ cunt.” It also sort of brings out their insecurities whether they acknowledge it or not. They each thrive where the other falls short. Neither can see what you see in the other but they both love you and want desperately to try and make things work even if it means -ugh- spending time with each other.

But eventually, as they watch each other interact with you, they get to see the version of the other that you see. Digger can be sweet when he wants to be (or wants something.) Abner is capable of cracking a joke about once a month. Maybe they aren’t completely unbearable. And if you like them, how bad can they be? And what was a begrudging truce slowly blossoms into something more, even if they’re both a little too emotionally constipated to actually put it into words.

General Relationship Headcanons:

I hope you enjoy your scary and small but ferocious dog privilege. Both of them know how much they hit the jackpot and when they’ve finally stopped fighting each other over you, they become a very protective team. (Not that you can’t hold your own of course.) The Captain is not a particularly jealous guy, if anything it puffs him up a bit knowing everyone else wants what he’s got. Abner, however, is but sometimes lacks the ability to find a middle ground between complete conflict avoidance and murdering an entire room full of people, and the latter would really ruin the night out. Luckily, if Abner asks, Digger is not remotely above making a huge public display of obscene affection and openly challenging anyone in a ten foot radius to fight him about it.

Ideal date for Abner would be a nice night in with good takeout and a bunch of movies. He has so much to catch up on and you two have a list a mile long of things you want to show him. He also has to worry about his condition less, knowing he’ll be in the comfort of his home when he needs to excise some energy and he won’t get weird looks like he does when he starts to glow in a public movie theater. Ideal date for Digger: Stealing Renting a roofless luxury car and just driving out into the country. Past the satellite towns of Central City, there’s nothing but plains where you won’t see another car for miles. He could drive as fast as he wants, without any cops on his case, his boyfriend in the passenger seat (and later, boyfriend two sitting in the back), singing along to each other's favorite songs at the top of their lungs. He doesn’t really have anything planned out beyond that but it's what he thinks about while he waits for you two to rangle up bail money.

Cohabiting is…a bit of a learning curve. Probably one of the hardest parts of your relationship. Abner wants to be helpful but he spent the first half of his life in a lab and the rest in the psych ward of a maximum security penitentiary. He’s literally never had to keep track of the sort of basic things that go into keeping a household running. The idea that if he wants something, he can have it, but he has to do it himself. He’s never cooked for himself, chose his own clothes, or even had agency over his own schedule. Every minute of his day had always been accounted for, and while poorly, his most basic needs were taken care of for him at Belle Reeves. So you have to teach/remind him of a lot of the things that may not occur to you to tell someone. But you get to learn it together! And learning/trying out new recipes or teaming up on a chore can be fun in its own way. At least he’s willing to learn. Digger is…a bit more work. He has lived alone for a long time, but unsupervised. Be prepared for a lot of “What do you mean you have to wash towels? Ain’t the point of a shower that you’re clean at the end?” Or melted plastic in your nice new dishwasher. It wouldn’t be so bad if he would just listen and wasn’t so stubborn about his way working just fine. He’s just a bit set in his ways and it’s hard to get him used to a new routine, set of standards, and just generally living with other folks. But he’ll always come around in the end. ;)

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

Sad that it’s the end of mermay, always awesome to see what people create (merman Gaz was amazing to read)

Almost pride month though! Have a feeling that 141 would be extremely chaotic (in a good way) at a pride parade

~💫

Well now I feel like giving you my chaotic little pride parade hc:

1- In the words of my beautiful @superhero-landing, John Price is a leather daddy and shows up on one of the floats in full leather gear but with his ass out in assless chaps. He looks delicious. That's it. That's all I've got for the old man.

2- Simon Riley is wearing noise cancelling headphones and the darkest hoodie and jeans despite how hot it is out, but he has a reversible rainbow flag face mask that he can turn over to be fully black whenever he decides he's done with the crowd of people and wants to go home.

3- Kyle Garrick is definitely in the cutest color-coordinated outfit, wearing a crop top and denim shorts AND has both the rainbow flag and the trans flag painted on his cheeks, and has all his piercings showing. He definitely carries a fanny pack with a few things for other people, including hair ties and bandaids, just in case.

4- Johnny MacTavish is in the most ridiculous Hawaiian style shirt (could be flamingos, could be just polka dots, it's one of those short sleeve styles), cargo shorts and combat boots... but his shirt is unbuttoned and he's showing off his entire hairy torso. Has been drinking beer and is wearing a backward baseball cap like some sort of American frat boy... But has definitely has been (consensually) grinding on a tall goth-looking bloke for the past 20 minutes.

I don't make the rules.

[jamethinks]

anyways Melinda and Donovan hc because I working on a wip hehe

Melinda and Donovan's marriage was actually one of convience. Donovan had recently decided to go into politics and he knew he needed a wife as Ostania had extremely conservative beliefs. Melinda wanted to get married to get away from her parents and live independently. So Donovan proposed to her family that he wanted to marry their daughter who had not even graduated high school yet, literally saying the wedding will be after she leaves. Insane man.

When they first met Donovan basically called a weak personality-less loser who's only concern in life is to get married and accused her of having no interests. Melinda retaliated by saying she had two interests: her favourite was blue, sky blue and she wanted to own a blue mansion when she got older and she loved playing chess and was actually on the Eden chess team but left because she felt it would scare away potential suitors. And for the time in his life, Donovan lied (knowingly), saying his favorite was also blue and he wanted to challenge Melinda to game of chess (which he had barely played). But in the end Blue did become his favourite colour (although he prefered a more rich royal velvety blue) and he began playing chess and would regularly play with her.

Also for her 20th birthday he revealed to her a gorgeous blue mansion with exactly 20 rooms with a garden overflowing with blue flowers. It was built by a foreign architect and was based on greek architecture and is an iconic site because it sticks out so much in the more tradition utilitarian style found in Berlint. It was a bit of a controversial choice since this was shortly after ww2 so building a big fancy stylistic mansion for your child bride was kinda crazy but he was kinda crazy about her.

Lastly, Melinda is kind of fashion icon in Ostania. She had a lot more public appearances before her first son was born and she was seen wearing fancy gorgeous outfits that perfectly complimented her husbands. It was notably modern and youth, contrasting most politicians' wives. It wasn't really risque but it still pushed conservative ideals. It was based heavily on 1930s style and that wasnt by accident, that was obviously before the war and is considered a high point in Ostanian history so her stylist references made her more beloved by the public.

Her 3 most iconic fashion moments was:

3. her pregnancy coat: a oversized fur coat she wore while she was conceal her second pregnancy. it was midthigh and she wore heals. It was extremely cunt

2. Demetrius' first public appearance: after years of rumor infidelity, Melinda made an shinning appearance with her new baby with a the biggest grin ever. she wore a white blouse with a long black polka dot skirt and a long black velvet trench coat and a matching polka dot blanket for Deme's drool

Her wedding dress: it was this long 30s inspired wedding dress with a low cut in the back, her veil having blue floral detailing that was subtle but really pulled the outfit together. Also popularised the weird bun hairstyle with the two strands at the side and the rest of her hair tucked away (ie Yor's hairstyle, of course hers was curly)

[bruniciobrunaldo]

Hello, my name is Bruno, I'm 21 and I'm trying to get back on track with writing (also lost my old account) I'm thinking of using this account to express my love for all the fictional characters I love (not only Ash)

Either way, I write for different fandoms, being my thing writing for male readers and readers under the trans umbrella mostly

Who I write for

Slashers

Michael Myers (RZ's too)

Jason Vorhees

Freddy Krueger

Candyman

Leatherface (Bubba Sawyer)

Leatherface (Thomas Hewitt)

Chop Top Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Pinhead

Billy Lenz

Ghostface (Billy Loomis, Stu Macher and Mickey Altieri)

Brahms Heelshire

Vincent Sinclair

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Pennywise (1991 and 2017)

Leslie Vernon

Josef (Creep)

Kurt Kunkle

Norman Bates

Martin (1977)

The Creeper (Creepers Jeepers)

Albert Shaw/The Grabber

Marvel

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Bucky Barnes

Bruce Banner

Loki

Mantis

Nebula

Peter Quill/Starlord

Scott Lang/Ant-man

Deadpool

Quicksilver (any)

Jack Russell

Steven Grant

Arthur Harrow

Khonshu

Peter Parker (any)

Doc Ock (Olivia or Otto)

Hobie Brown

Gwen Stacy

George Stacy

Miles Morales

Pavitr Prabhakar

The Spot

DC

(movie or series versions)

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Edward Nygma

Edward Nashton

Arthur Fleck

Joker (Ledger)

Oswald Cobblepot

Jonathan Crane

Abner Krill (Polka Dot-Man)

Harley Quinn

Barry Allen/Flash (movie only)

Ratcatcher 2

Rick Flag

Chris Smith/Peacemaker

Adrian Chase/Vigilante

Disney

Quasimodo

Judge Frollo

Dr. Facilier

Scar

Lottie LaBouf

Jim Hawkins

Madrigal family

Dead by Daylight

David King

Jeff Johanssen

Ace Visconti

Jane Romero

Kate Denson

Felix Richter

Mikaela Reid

Vittorio Toscano

The Trapper

The Nurse

The Doctor

The Huntress

The Legion

Oni

Trickster

Skull Merchant

Other characters

Ash Williams

Carrie White

Dewey Riley

Robert Van Helsing

Coach Boomer

Jareth The Goblin King

Willy Wonka (Chalamet's)

Renfield

Dracula

The Janitor (Willy's Wonderland)

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Jonathan Byers

Dewey Finn

Beetlejuice (Keaton's)

Hellboy

Abe Sapiens

Prince Nuada

Oc

Mostly for nsfw purposes (mainly monsters)

Yes!

One-shots

Hcs

Drabbles

Nsfw

Freaky nsfw (the monsterfucker kind)

Gore

No!

Long fics

Omegaverse

Scat/Puke

[bucketspammer4life]

Ok, just an idea; if the Boxers are Slime Monsters, what slime types, scents, and Add-Ons would they have each of their own?

really hyperspecific but we ball/nm

hcs below cut

Glass joe - coffee-scented, very water-like, pastel red colored with little croissant charms

Von Kaiser - heavy glue smell, stiff and slow rising, dark forest green coloring, not much add-ons

Disco Kid - candy smell, average concistency, neon blue coloring with lots of purple & pink glitter

King Hippo - pineapple smell, cloud dough concistency, yellow coloring with pineapple charms with it

Piston Hondo - flower smell, water like concistency, clear with small pink flower charms

Bear Hugger - mint smell, crunchy but normal texture, dark green with bear charms

Great Tiger - tangerine smell, normal concistency, Orange with yellow glitter and stripes

Don Flamenco - rose smell, liquid like concistency, dark red with white glitter

Aran Ryan - grass smell, extremely liquid like concistency, bright green with entire horseshoes

Soda Popinski - cough syrup smell, liquid like concistency with lots of bubbles, purplish blue with blue polka dots

Bald bull - coal smell, solid like concistency, cool-toned red with orange stripes

Super Macho Man - obnoxious perfume smell, normal concistency but very stiff, dark turqouise with small money charms

Mr Sandman - metallic smell, kinetic sand like concistency, stainless steel like coloring with no charms

[3000gaypitbulls]

Ask and you shall receive: stoner dude hcs 😈😈

Ly guys

- Coughs like he’s 89 and on life support UNLESS it’s a bong

- Is a grown ass adult but still hides his shit like he’s 17 with helicopter parents

- Insane piece/glass collection

- Trailer smells louder than a highschool bathroom

- Perpetually stoned

- Prefers joints and dabs

- Has a professional growing set up in his closet (keeps his clothes on the floor) and runs that shit like Walter white

- Smokes butt booty naked most of the time (dropped ashes on his balls once)

- Looks at his hands for too long and starts hyperventilating

- Started crying one time bc he saw a lemon

- He doesn’t smoke roaches he eats them

- Has a pipe that looks like a gun (the mouthpiece is the barrel lol)

- His pockets always have little bud crumbs in them

- Makes and sells edibles (he wears a silly little polka dot apron)

- Paradise’s singular plug tbh

- Ate insulation one time bc he was hungry and thought it was cotton candy (hospital bill was wild)

- Hates when people ask him “sativa or indica” bc he’s a hybrid man all the way

- Favorite strain is lemon meringue

- He be chillin in the weirdest most uncomfortable looking positions

- Nearly killed the neighbor’s dog one time after pouring bong water in its water bowl

- Loves smoking in the bath (be lighting candles n shit)

[justasimplesinner]

when your favorite writer gives you privilege it’s an out of body experience bro lemme tell you that. Okay okay depending on what the other ask is I’m gonna give you two choices 😎 so just ignore 1 of em 1) just general romantic relationship hc for my colorful moron OR 2) polka dot man with an anti hero s/o

:) I feckin love your writing and you kinda be funny bro I’m ngl 🤔🤔

waiting for like a year to be acknowledged as your writer's favourite must be an experience too

Abner Krill general relationship hcs:

you must've been really commited if you actually got to the relationship stage with him. that was a long and tiring journey. even getting him to say hello to you was a fucking challenge

once you gain his trust, he'll be attached to your hip. i'm not kidding. he will trail after you everywhere you go. and he has no concept of personal space, so expect to have him hovering over your shoulder all the time. he learned to walk very quietly so sometimes you'll be doing your thing and when you turn around suddenly his there, doing your thing too (or watching you do it, which is his thing)

at first it was hard to get him to talk honestly with you, but once you get him going, he rambles. he overshares a lot. but i mean, you two are in a relationship, so it isn't really oversharing

loves how attentively you listen to him, but loves even more to attentively listen to you. he's a great listener. loves how animated you get when you talk about something you're passionate about

positively bathes in your attention and affection. he wasn't all that used to touch, especially kind touch, but you've made him get addicted to it. you know that if he had it his way, he'd cuddle with you all fucking day

Abner is a peculiar man and living with him is exactly the same. you never know what you'll find him doing, because one day he can literally play with toy cars because he got captivated and it reminded him of one of the only good memories from his childhood, the other you'll find him having a mental breakdown in front of a mirror, and the next he's trying his best at cooking you dinner

very fond of taking baths together. loves it when either of you lays on each other's chest in the bathub. and he also adores it when you shave off his stubble. at least you both agree he looks better shaved clean

he needs your reassurance a lot of the time. and give him feedback. the quicker he learns he's doing something good, the more he'll be doing it. you've also made him get comfortable with asking for help if he knows he needs it. whether it be with chores or his health, both physical and mental. you've showed him he can count on you and he does so don't fuck this up

[embodyingchaos]

Bro I’m so curious to what yandere Abner would be like….. so can I request headcanons or a fic honestly whatever ur comfortable with

❥ OMG THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING REQUEST, this is my first time writing something yandere so I APOLOGISE IF ITS NOT ACCURATE

yandere polka-dot man/abner krill headcanons warnings: yandere behaviour, suggested intercourse, stalking, mentions of murder, abner being a creep, abner being DELUSIONAL

okay, so, abner sees you at a coffee shop, reading or drawing, whatever you like to do and he is immediately infatuated with you. you’re just so stunning and beautiful, he couldn’t help but fall deeply in love with you

he would never talk to you, he’d just watch you from afar, admire you, imagine that he actually walks up to you and starts a conversation, but there’s no way he could ever do that, he’s just so boring and pathetic(in his eyes) y’know?

abner would definitely be the type of yandere to just follow you everywhere you go with a pair of binoculars and a camera to take photos of you so he could look at them when he thought of you and wink wonk iykwim

he would also break into your home when you’re out and steal little things like your shirt or, a damn candle or smth

i feel like abner would also be the delusional type, and pretend that the two of you are actually in a relationship when he has never spoken A WORD to you ever

the first time he saw you talking to another man who touched you on your shoulder (because you guys were high school friends and haven't seen each other since then), he gave that man the death stare of the year

you guys swapped contact information and when you texted him twice in the next week, he didn't answer at all because dear ol' abbie had stabbed him to death in his apartment

he just couldn't have his sweet darling be harassed by another person, how dare that man touch you? only he's allowed to touch you, silly little goose!

after at least three months of stalking you, taking notes of your every move, of any date you've been on, killing the people you went on a date on, he finally decided to try to talk to you

you were so clueless. he greeted you and you greeted him with a happy, unknowing smile. you had no goddamn idea that he had been creeping around you for so long

you found him adorable, and shy, and sweet. so much more of a gentlemen than anyone else in gotham could ever be! he found that it was definitely meant to be

you guys went on a few dates, he paid every time and constantly opened doors for you, he'd apologise after the most tiny inconvenience and you would say it's alright, you don't need to apologise

after you guys slept with one another for the first time, abner was starting to get clingy in a very unnerving way

he would visit your apartment every day, visit your work place, some times you'd spot him hanging around a tree when you're doing some errands. it was definitely starting to weird you out.

even if it did weird you out, and you expressed clearly with your body language, abner thought he played his cards right. abner was so sure you would fall deeply in love with him as he did with you, and he was going to make sure that would happen in any way possible. you have no choice.

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

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[slashingdisneypasta]

Ok I did Wheezy... I gotta do shopping with the other weasels too XD

Greasy insists that he doesn't need the help. Clearly, he has his own style cariño! There's no need for him to get a new outfit (*cough* he doesn't want to admit that he poured his whole paycheck into his zoot suit and he literally has nothing else to wear*cough*). Either that, or HE took YOU shopping! Maybe he's buying you a new dancing dress before you two go to the club, or he just wanted to shop with you ^^

Please... Psycho, why do you still wear that straightjacket? Is what Y/N is thinking/saying as they find a way to convince Psycho to go to the store and pick some other clothes. Little bastard keeps slipping away and doing everything you're not SUPPOSED to do in a clothing shop, but you're determined (I genuinely want to know though why he still wears the straightjacket, consider your HC for his family/past. Does he genuinely like it or is it like a way to non-verbally tell others to back off??)

Unsurprisingly, Smartass is the most compliant/reasonable of all these guys. Next to Wheezy. This can be your guys' way of relaxing together! No having to act like a big tough mob boss, no crazy housemates on his heels, just his favorite person and looking for new wear. You might actually get a smile out of him ^^

Shopping with Stupid is... Like shopping with a little kid XD he's getting distracted with other things, bringing snacks to you and asking if you guys can buy them- assuming he didn't just swipe them, and sticking to you like glue. Stupid would no doubt be asking you lots of questions. Like asking if you think he should get another striped shirt or get a polka dotted shirt this time ^^

It's about time I answer these older ones. Slowly does it! 😅 Again I'm sorry 😅😮‍💨

~

!!!!!! Greasy taking me dress shopping!!!!! My man- this h i t s. Imagine that! Greasy going through the store with you helping you pick out dresses ("Amore you must accentuate your hips, try this fabric,", "Amore this one matches your eyes!", "Amore I have to see you in this one before we leave~ ") and his eyeballs bursting popping and rolling around in their sockets when he sees you! XD

"Psycho where did you go- get outta the discount bin!!" // *Hears a terrible crash an aisle over* "Please please please tell me that's not Psycho." // "Psycho no that guy wasn't looking at you 'funny'!!" // "*Sigh* No Psy, that's not the guys hiding behind the aisle spying on you... ohmygod it is- "

Ahhhh well Smarty fancies himself a distinguished fella! I can also definitely see this being the kinda 'date' between he and his S/O where he just relaxes ^^ <3<3

And Stupid!! I would be so broke by the end of shopping with himmm! I'd buy him anything he asked for 😂😂😂

[thepresentman]

The polka dot menace is back :)

I gave Abner a cane to help him out a bit since he’s chronically ill, he also uses crutches when he likes

[mothmyk]

did you guys know that abner and harley are actually best friends (they smiled at each other once)

[bellabaxterirl]

The suicide squad??? More like the bisexual squad!!!