#pole dancing takes a LOT of athleticism and skill and strength!!! It’ll make them perform better!!

[coachbeards]

I propose season 4 Beard would definitely take the team to pole dance classes as a training exercise and you know every single one of them would goof off but end up learning from it and enjoying themselves by the end. Dani is inexplicably very flexible and even more inexplicable is that Jamie is really bad at it, at least to start with. He can not figure out how to move his upper body the right way but when it clicks it clicks. Isaac thinks they should coordinate their moves cuz it would be “mad graceful, innit?”. Roy is just unsure what he’s looking at because none of them seem to be doing the same move despite clear instruction. Will is just curious and good at giving constructive criticism while he watches. Poor Nate is just anxious somebody will fall and injure themselves or sprain something, but he comes around to the idea once Jade decides to take a class and show him her skills. I feel like beard might have trauma associated from stripping in His early 20’s so it would be really cathartic to see him interact with the pole dancing medium in a helpful way and use it to better his team and get to know them/ share some of his past with them and not have judgement/stigma affecting it.

this is genuinely one of the best asks I’ve received…idk if I even have anything to add, since your vision is crystal clear to me