#pokemon sangria and vino

[littlefankingdom]

Average Pokemon Fan be like:

"[Insert pokemon which its design is pretty interesting] is the laziest pokemon's design ever!" + "Tandemaus is the best pokemon's design ever" (it's just two white vinylmation and the shiny version is the same)

"[Insert pokemon game] is the beginning of a new era. Things are going to get better, you'll see!"

"Am I going to buy the duo version at 140€, which means I will have the two versions of the same game, where only the principal color change, the gender of the professor, and some pokemon? Yes, yes I will." (bro, this is like each game cost 70€ when you can buy them for 45€ at some places, pls stop)

"This game may have some issues, BUT we have emotes and all npc have different look this time! That's revolutionary!" (Let's ignore that those things have been in other videos games for years)

"I have no issue paying 60€ for this game, I think it's fair." (the same price than LOZ: Breath of the Wild, which none of the last pokemon games can measure up to)

"Having some bugs at the release date is part of the normal procedure for video games, stop complaining! I have play [Insert game made by a company not even close to be as rich as the Pokemon Company] and I had fun, and it's well-known for its bugs!"

"You should buy the new pokemon game. If you ignore [the bugs, the low quality models, the 3fps characters in the background, the clashes between high resolution textures and low quality ones, and others], it's a great game!"

"[Insert more excuses for the multimillionaire Pokemon Company giving people not even half-finished and polished games and still making more money each year]"

[littlefankingdom]

Hi, it's the dumbass who said they love pokemons inspired from objects because they're funny. Just dropping by to say I regret that statement after seeing those legendaries with wheels. I loved their design, until this. Just why? Why? WHY???

[littlefankingdom]

Pokemon fans have been so manipulated to accept the minimum, it's quite sad. Game Freak gives them crumbs and they're celebrating. Someone gives a valid criticism and they're calling it hate.

"Why would a good game need good graphics ?" ???? What???? Why not??? Y'a want to play with the gameboy graphics??? Y'all paying 60$ for a game made with graphics from another era, cheaper as time passed but clearly not what you are paying for. Bro, people are already complaining about the price of Nintendo games, and me too because Splatoon 2 and 3 have beautiful graphics and textures (not the case of Pokemon games) but it's paying 60$ for owning a copy of the game, because you have to pay for Nintendo online to play.

And I'm not even going to talk about how the gameplay is always the same, so it's not for a better gameplay that the visual are sacrificed for.