#pokedepot

[the-poke-depot]

what do you mean there's now poké depots in kalos-

[carchacrok]

[A package arrives in the mail. It's a small to medium, unassuming brown box. Once opened it reveals a bunch of packing paper. When that's removed, there's... a poké depot branded box... Well, when THAT'S opened it's. Another cardboard box. Okay. Opening that one reveals packing peanuts. Now that that's cleared away... Another box sits there. Okay. Okay. It's just some joke. Inside this box is. A wrapped box! It's tiny... Unwrapping this one reveals! A small garchomp keychain and a tightly folded piece of paper. The keychain looks. Off. But still garchomp shaped. Unfolding the note reveals it's been written on the back of a poké depot cut merchandise ticket. Great. This kid again. The note reads.

"Hiiiii! Hi hii!! Hope you're having a good day and that this arrived on time. Get garchomped :)"]

What a Sisyphean task... I finally opened this today having no idea what to expect. Regardless, I will treasure the key chain, as will Locksmith!

[Picture of Locksmith the Klefki, carrying the Garchomp key chain along with Augustine's other keys. He looks overjoyed by this new addition.]

[the-poke-depot]

"Welcome to the world of Pokémon! I am Augustine Sycamore, the Kalos region's very own Pokémon Professor. This world of ours is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon! These mysterious creatures can be found in every corner of our world... Some run across the plains, others fly through the skies, and others yet swim in deep oceans... We live together with these Pokémon, lending our strength to one another to live and prosper."

@carchacrok

did i nail it...?

I am bored!!!!!!!! So!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone do an impression of a different blog you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-poke-depot]

fun Poké Depot Fact: you don't get an interview. you just wake up one day in the aisles of your department with an apron on and prepare for customers. you cannot leave until the deity chosen shift of yours ends and every morning you feel the pull of the Depot dragging you back.

[carchacrok]

@the-poke-depot asked:

it's the end of clown week and i come bearing one last joke.

it might be hit or miss, but i struggled going out with a bang.

anyway, what's a pyroar's favorite type of weapon?

a flare gun :3c

welp. that's all for now. have a good one.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry but you have certainly left quite the impression! They're good jokes, great even, culminating ultimately at my expense! A truly grand finale!

Though I wouldn't be where I am today if I was not unable to laugh in the face of these matters. Thank you for this entertaining week! It was a fantastic distraction whilst I was spending a majority of the time drowning in paperwork and preparing my home for guests.

[moddedmoor]

Pelipper Mail! 50 shoplifted pokedepot $100 gift cards.

this isn't on the company blog so nice. i can finally afford one item here. and you know it's going towards lumber. when doing inventory i found out we have dual sided white board/chalk board sheets. i think i can buy two of them with this amount.

[the-poke-depot]

something something about new floors?

(look. i'm doing my job.)

Hey yinny flare got turned into a reshiram and broke your house lol

What do you mean broke my house- MY FUCKING WALL AND-AND MY PLANTS AND HOLY FUCK MY NEW FLOORS

[the-poke-depot]

can i bring my numel?

a visceral chill ran down my spine from regions away, anon. no you cannot bring your numel, i fear for the tile

[the-poke-depot]

oh limited edition red and teal subway boss pins that are on my apron. we're really in for it now.

someone brought. the cutest poison type in. and i don't. have. antidotes or berries.

[the-poke-depot]

you want a discount on the wood? because that shit is expensive as dist. i don't know if you're near the opelucid depot or not, but i can give you a ✨secret discount✨

one of the in-store battles was between my coworker's pangoro and a rhyperior.

there is not that much space in the battle zones.

one of the fucking display walls collapsed.

i am being sent to @the-poke-depot to order wood to repair it.

i'm honestly a little surprised that this is the first time that this has happened

[the-poke-depot]

boss makes a dozen, i make a dime. that's why i browse rotumblr on company time (and property)

[the-poke-depot]

hey guys. sorry to lie to you all. my name isn't Jaycé Marcel Sycamore. it's actually Moderator of the Poké Depot. it was legally changed when i got a job

[the-poke-depot]

just absolutely made a kid's visit. their dad's working on a bathroom remodeling job and he was like, "well, what if we do white? is that too much?" and his daughter suggested a black tile instead. he seemed wary of the idea, but when i said.

"no no, she's got a point. it'd be a really nice contrast to all the light colors"

she just lit up and got so excited to tell me about the project. the kids are alright.

[the-poke-depot]

the official Poké Depot backs your efforts 🫡

Gonna start the #FreeNoodleMovement. He did nothing wrong.

[the-poke-depot]

if anyone finds a very depressed poké depot worker lying down in the bushes in opelucid city. that's me. i had to talk for a solid almost 2 hours with a lady.

she was nice.

i'm just...

tired...

[the-poke-depot]

long time no speak, people in my phone who like company blogs.

boy howdy do i have stories for you all of the chaos of poké depot. because believe it or not, it's not getting better. hmm hmmm.