#point is fuck yall i already know yall like thinner bitches even if its in vogue to say yall like fat bitches
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girlthingdecay · 5 days ago
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its decided im doing it 0 votes so far im doing it idc
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thehomierobbstark · 6 years ago
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What does Erik do when Bae is being bratty in public?
A/N: Ya’ll seemed to really enjoy the last one, so here, have a longer one! Thank you anon for asking! [i ride for my thick chicks but i couldn’t find the right pics, sorry yall :/ ]
Whewwww
First of all
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God Bless that mans patience, because you? stay Trying👏🏿 It ™👏🏿
Y’all were at an amusement park in the height of summer after graduation after you’d decided to link back up with all your college friends one last time before fall came
Everyone was boo’d up, but especially Erik, who stayed hanging on you from the moment you got there
He couldn’t help it, you just looked so cute with your black and silver braids up in space buns and the ocean blue Van’s you paired with your white summer fit
He just needed to be onn youuu in somee wayy so he could let these niggas know that ‘this mines’
Soo you sucked it up, and put up with your needy ass man hanging all over you
….. for a total of five minutes
“Yeah, so uhh…. this not bout to work,” You lean back from your scrunched up position in the corner of the booth where he’d pulled you in to be under his arm. The rest of your crew was still in line, ordering food.
He gives you a confused look, not really sure what you’re talking about.
“Wassup? You wanna go somewhere else for food? I think they got a vegan spot around the corne-”
“Nah, son, this not bout to work,” You interrupt him, gesturing between the two of you. You feel a spike of heat flash over you, and your patience starts to grow thinner.
You fuckin hated being hot
It was honestly one of the worst feelings to you, and this gigantic, sweaty nigga was determined to be all up in your space, fuckin up your qi
“Baby,” you give him a little pat on his arm, trying to keep it together. “I love all the physical affection you’re trying to show me, but you gon have to cut that shit out.” *record scratch* “It’s too hot for all that.”
During the winter, those warm, cuddled up moments were cute and all, but now that the cold was gone so was your desire for unnecessary body heat, and you needed him to get with the program
He kisses his teeth. “I’m just tryna hold my baby girl, watchu getting all buck for?” He says defensively, acting like he wasn’t currently trying to be the actual ball to your chain.
“Okay, well, hold me in your heart or somethin, shit. You makin my back sweat,” You pull at the sleeve of your shirt to trying to air it out a little, unsticking it from you.
That was another thing you fuckin hated; sweat
You could put up with it if you had to, like when you did your occasional morning run or participated in whatever foolish activities Erik managed to get you into, but it still always made your neck scrunch up at the dewy gross wetness that lingered behind on your skin
Tbh, you turned into a total 👸🏿Diva when it was hot, and you weren’t putting up with any of Erik’s lovey dovey shit in the 102º heat
“Wowwww, so you really just gon block me out like that, babe?”
“Like a fuckin linebacker,” Your comeback is quick, zero hesitation.
Your friends start heading back to where you are, so he drops it, deciding to not be a grump in front of them and thinking that maybe you just needed some space for a little while till you cooled back down
Nnnopeeee
You may have felt icky on the outside, but it didn’t mean you still didn’t want allll of the attention from your man
It’s like your body knew it wasn’t going to get any physical affection in this heat, so to make up for it, it transferred all of its resources over to your mouth
And that mouth? Smh
Poor baby, you was skrugglin
“Erik, where are you going?”
“I wanna go ride on this one babe, come with me.”
“Why is it so hotttt,”
“Ooo, DOG!”
“I want a churro.”
“Why aren’t you listening to me right now?? Didn’t you hear me say I saw a dog??”
He’s torn between being fed up with you’re annoying, aggravating ass and squishing you to death in the tightest hug because he loved it when you started acting all needy
One second you’re dragging him to all the toy stores in the park to find a Pussyfoot stuffed animal, and the next you’re mad when he tries to hold your hand to take you there because ‘it’s too sweaty”
And when you had a hot flash?
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Lord help any chick that looked even somewhat in Erik’s direction, because by then you were ready to add in the knuck component to your 1-2 crazy bitch combo
After he had to drag you out of the funnel cake shop to keep you from throwing hot fudge and strawberries at “that googly eyed bitch in the back”, he decided to take you to one of the secluded tables in the back of the park to talk.
“Sit.” he orders, pointing at the table top, and you hoist yourself onto the warm concrete, scooting back a little to make room.  He slides the plate of funnel cake onto the table, arranging the shopping bags he placed behind you to give you both cover. He situates himself on the bench in between your legs, pulling the plate of food over to him to unwrap it.
He spreads your legs open and puts the dessert there when he finishes, resting his hands on the outside of your thighs.
“Right now, you gon eat and listen, cuz you been acting like a fuckin brat all damn day and I’m not having any more of your shit lil girl.”
Your face immediately scrunches up, frowning at the factual statements he was making.  You want to open your mouth and start denying your bad behavior, but the look on his face tells you that it would be very unwise.
You only open up again after watching him use his fork to pick apart the funnel cake, dipping it in chocolate sauce and holding it to your mouth to feed it to you.
While you chew, your eyes drift over his defined arm muscles being showcased by the maroon sleeveless hoodie he’s wearing, the scent of his heady cologne wafting up to your nose, distracting your senses for a moment.
You want to bury your nose in his neck and deeply inhale his scent, but you restrain yourself, not wanting to get falsely accused of trying to distract him. 
“Aight so whats the deal, baby girl? You ain’t even wanna hold my hand cuz you was being such a drama queen earlier, but now you tryna bite every bitch head off in a 5 mile radius cuz they can’t tell that we together.” He feeds you another piece, this time with a chunk of strawberry, holding it with his fingers.
You accept it, wrapping your lips around his meaty fingers and taking the treat from them, sucking generously at the pad of his thumb.
He maintains his composure, watching as you swipe your tongue over the dust of powdered sugar on your top lip.
“Why you being so difficult, mamas? You actin like you don’t know how to act right.”
You roll your eyes, eyebrows furrowing in irritation as you start to get defensive. Sure you might have been acting out a little bit, but its not like he was entirely innocent in this either.
“Well, maybe if you didn’t wear shit like that when we go out, I wouldn’t have to act so fucking ‘difficult’.” You use your fingers to put up air quotes, voice laced with attitude.
He narrows his eyes at you. “Excuse me, little girl?” Its more of an opportunity for you to reevaluate your statement than it is a question, but you steamroll over the subtle warning, still going off.
“You mad you can’t be all up on me rn so we can look like we together, but you stay showing off your arms and shit like you’re not also taken.”
He grabs the plate of half eaten funnel cake and puts it off to the side, moving forward so that his face is closer to yours.
“You better change the way you talkin to me or we gon have an even bigger problem in a second.”
You ignore his threat, scooping up the plate to munch away at your anger.
“Shut the fuck up Erik, you’re irking me right now,” You mumble around a mouthful of food, eyes focused on the pile of whipped cream and pastry.
You didn’t see it when he pulled down the black joggers he was wearing to reach in and free himself, stroking slowly while he waited for you to swallow the food in your mouth. Before you could take another bite, he snatches the plate out of your hand, tossing it somewhere before pulling you to the edge of the table, gripping you under your knees.
“Clearly you need some sense fucked back into you because its obvious you lost it all somewhere in this goddamn park.” He grabs your shorts, roughly pulling them off before sliding you off the table and into his lap. He hooks two fingers into the side of your cotton underwear and rips them off, stuffing the material into your mouth.
“I swear if you cum I’ll take you home and bend you over for another 2 hours,” His tone is vicious, and you’re already wet from the way he’s gripping your waist tight and looking at you with pure fire in his eyes. He lifts your ass up and positions himself under you, thrusting into you powerfully and filling you all the way up. You let out a sharp cry, softened by your makeshift gag, and he covers your mouth with his wide palm, leaning into your ear.
“Shut the fuck up and take it,” he growls, and he tightens his arm around your lower back and starts to pound into you, struggling to keep his own breathing even and his grunts quiet.
With the tall shopping bags on the table blocking the view, no one can see what you’re doing in the corner, and you wrap your arms around his shoulders and bury your face, praying that there’s no cameras pointed in your direction. 
Somehow you both manage not to get caught, and its been 20 minutes now of his thick member slamming into you over and over again non stop. You’re wrapped around him so tight, struggling not to let go as you feel your 6th orgasm trying to fight past your mental barrier, and you push on his thighs weakly trying to lift off of him.
“I can’t I cant I cant,” you chant, your head falling back as you take in shallow breaths, a single tear falling down your face.
“You fucking better,” He snarls, and he digs his fingers into your cheeks gripping hard, spreading your ass apart further. His thrusts start slowing down, and he lifts you up, laying you down on the table with his body hovering over yours.
It’s a riskier position, and your legs bob over the shopping bag blockade he’s created as he keeps going. You scratch at his arms, whining his name to try and warn him. 
He ignores you, circling his hips into you sloppily as he starts to reach his climax, and right as he starts to release, he pushes up your cropped shirt and sinks his teeth into your breast, moaning into you as ropes of cum shoot inside you.
He collapses on top of you, both of you breathing heavy and sweating even more than you were before. 
He lazily smushes sloppy kisses into the side of your face as he comes down, nibbling on your cheek and the sensation of his beard tickles you.
“Daddy,” you whisper hoarsely, throat dry and aching from the fabric.
“Hm?” he hums, his body too tired to look up at you.
“I’m hungry again.”
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woojinieemoved · 7 years ago
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cuddling with jbj
a/n: hi its my first time doing something with all of the members but i just had to do it bcuz of a convo i had with @jinguobells that started off from sanggyun’s abs to somehow cuddling i hope you enjoy
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Noh Taehyun ―
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ah yes my jbj bias
ok bitch but first you need to go this video and skip to 1:04:25 it will really help out your imagination :-)))))
lol edit sorry i forgot to link the video lmao
if you’re too lazy basically taehyun has got some muscle buildin in his arms
that video is a liiiiiittle old so they might be more defined now ,’;)
anyways, knowing that, he probably has you where he can wrap his arms around your waist and have his head on your collarbones (or tits idk lol)
his grip would be tight but then again it makes you feel safe??? 
plus you can wrap your arms around his head and pet his hair
he’d mess with you and say you smell like a grandma and would be giggling into your shoulder when you playfully smacked him lightly
tbh he would fall asleep first since hes always moving around and he finally feels relaxed once hes in bed with you
gives you time to pepper light kisses on his forehead and moving his hair back to appreciate everything about his face before going to sleep as well
sometimes he would pretend to fall asleep just so he could hear what you were mumbling about him and feel all fuzzy inside 
a whole fuckin mans!!!!
Takada Kenta ―
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this gif is so cute im crying protect this bb
ok but imagine him waiting in bed for you and this is his reaction when he sees you in a cozy sweater (which happens to be his), shorts, and some fuzzy socks and your face slightly flushed from washing it 
he’d coo you to come to him with his arms out and pull you in when you just fall onto him
he would pet your hair softly and run his fingers through it
then he would use both of his hands to grab your cheeks and give you a big kiss
you would probably watch a couple things on netflix before sleeping
gettin to the snuggling part
i feel like kenta would like spooning? he probably likes feeling dominant (not like that nasties) and would like to have his arms around you
he likes the feeling on your arms on top of his when you are in that position 
would probably like to have his face in your hair cuz its soft and it smells nice since you took a shower before coming back to bed
another position he’d prob like is him on his back and you snuggled next to him with your arm on his chest and legs wrapped around one of his
and his arm would be under your head stretched out or wrapped around you
a soft, snuggly man
Kim Sanggyun  ―
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ok just imagine you’re hyunbin dont worry about it
this boy,,,, we all know he sleeps shirtless
ok now get this
he came straight out of the shower, his hair is kinda damp, hes got loose sweat pants barely hangin onto his hips, and this bitch doesnt have a fucking shirt on
honestly you should be used to it by now but you still choke on your own spit when he comes out like that
hes probably looking at his phone while he shuffles towards the bed and you’re like eyeing him the fuck down
ahem
this is supposed to be soft i am sorry
similar to the position that hyunbin and he is in in that gif, you’d basically be on top of him
hes shirtless but hes still super fucking warm????
your face would be laying against his chest and his arms would be lazily draped over you or his hands propped on your waist
your legs would be in between his 
you’re basically bear hugging him at this point
since your face is on top of his chest, you could hear his heartbeat
so that, the rising of his chest as be breaths, and the warmth = so therapeutic 
 would place many kisses on top of your head or would whine until you smooched him a couple times on the lips before sleeping
he’d be smiling like the idiot that he is after he got the kisses
Jin Longguo/Kim Yongguk  ―
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ah yes @jinslongguo ‘s mans
we know how much he loves his cats so i assume that he cuddles with them ALOT
but now that you’ve become apart of his life, hes kinda like “????”
bcuz hes just so used to cuddling with 2 small cats how is he supposed to do this with a full grown human!!!
like the first time you guys cuddle, he’d be really awkward and would constantly be fidgeting which made you fidget so its just a never ending cycle of fidgeting bcuz neither of you are comfortable
“omg yongguk pls stay still”
“but idk whats comfortable??? i’ve only cuddled with cats my whole life how am i supposed to do this with humans”
you had to suppress your laugh bcuz he was genuinely confused about it and you had to guide him through basic cuddling
“ok just stay still and i’ll just adjust myself”
a couple shuffles later
“is this what cuddling is”
“yes.”
“are you comfortable”
“yeah, are you not comfortable?”
“no, i am. just checking.” 
save this poor soul
anyways he eventually got used to cuddling and would google more cuddling positions and would bother you to try it out
Kwon Hyunbin  ―
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a very large baby!!!
you’d already be in bed, scrolling thru sns
hyunbin waddles towards the bed bcuz hes just that tired and flops onto it, making you bounce a little from the impact
he would crawl up and plop himself onto you, his face on your tummy and his arms wrapped around you
you would go and pet his hair, pinching his cheeks a little so that he would look up
he would lift his head with big puppy eyes, his chin now resting against you 
“cmon you big baby. your feet are hanging off the bed”
he just shoves his face back into your tummy groaning, the vibrations tickling you a little
then out of nowhere, he would prop himself up to hover over you and attack your neck and face with kisses
this is the same thing as having to calm down your dog that’s way too excited to see you lol
he’d finally stop and roll over to the side of the bed
his arms would be out, a big smile stretched across his face
you’d roll your eyes but smile immediately after, knowing what he wants
and that is...
spooning!!!
despite being the giant bear himself, he lovES to cling onto you since you’re smaller that him and just that alone is super cute to him???
and boy hes got some long ass fuckin arms so that shit really wraps around ya good
this results in not being able to get up in the morning bcuz he doesnt want to let go and you cant really do much about it
Kim Taedong  ―
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theres not a lot of gifs of taedong i miss him :(
a man with pretty long arms and big hands like hot damn
anyways, taedong would probably enjoy having you close to his chest, one arm around your waist and the other going around so that he can hold your head softly against him
your head would be resting on his shoulder and your arms would be under his arms, your hands resting on his back
he would rub your back slowly until you fell asleep and would be pretty attentive to your breathing patterns
i imagine him just being so,,, warm,....
sometimes you guys dont even need that much of the blanket bcuz the warmth you two make just get bundled up under the blanket and you both wake up feelings kinda sweaty lol
“we need to get a thinner blanket”
“yeah i dont know why we always fall asleep with this huge fluffy blanket”
this is why you keep a small towel on the drawer incase yall wake up feeling grossly sweaty
Kim Donghan  ―
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kim donghan who idk him
ahem
you know it the actual cuddly baby of jbj
an actual kid??? like serously??????
he’d walk into the room with his jammies on, shoving a handful of chips into his black hole of a mouth
cue your mom mode
“donghan no you’re gonna get crumbs all over the bed again”
he would pout but shove more chips in his mouth right after
and you would just give him that mom stare
he’d let out a huff and walk out of the room and walk back in like 3 minutes later
he went to finish the chips in the kitchen lol
you saw him walk in empty handed and smiled
“now you can come on the bed”
will not hesitate to jump onto the bed
“oh ym god how are you not tired enough yet to do this”
he would drag his body up and hover over you with a stupid smile on his face
honestly you cant really stay mad at him for too long, so you just smiled too
he’d lean down to kiss you a couple times and then grab your body, rolling it so you could be on top of him
you guys dont always fall asleep cuddling, but whenever you dont, donghan always ends up wrapping his arms around you
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i hope you enjoy this this took like 2 hours its almost 3 am goodnight
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