#poconos resorts

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this ancient tub photo i recolored for the website reconstruction i've been doing :-)

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Happy February from the Pocono Gardens Lodge, America's Most Beautiful Resort Estate 💘

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sweetheart street

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anyway, here's another fun Girl Scout memory nobody asked for: one time my mom built the Challenger Disaster out of waffles and oranges in a weird, failed attempt to earn me a badge

Basically, my girl scout troop (inexplicably) went on this trip to a fancy resort in the Poconos (I have absolutely no idea how we afforded this in hindsight), and this place had an activity called "Breakfast Wars" where you had to make a breakfast to fit a specific theme, and at the end, all the breakfasts would be judged and the winner would get a prize. I don't know why, but we were told that the winners would also get a patch for their vests at the end (I have no idea if this was a real thing Girl Scouts did or if we were just allowed to stitch random patches onto our vests--we never really followed the rules anyway). The theme of the weekend was "80s," so everyone was making big chunky cell phones, and scenes from movies, and girls with wild hair and neon makeup and shoulder pads. But our moms were like "we can't do that, that's too stereotypical. We have to pick a theme nobody else will do."

So they picked the CHALLENGER DISASTER.

Us kids, obviously, barely knew what the Challenger Disaster was. So we just kind of sat there and quietly helped while our mothers assembled an assortment of waffles, pancakes, and fruit into an exploding space shuttle like it was no big deal. They got, like, really into it. I remember them literally peeling a tangerine and using the peel for the fire, which, in hindsight, is absolutely nuts. I have no idea why any of these grown adults thought this was a good idea.

Regardless, the end product came out looking very cool (I wish I could find a picture, it was insane), although it was probably also extremely tasteless, BECAUSE IT WAS THE FUCKING CHALLENGER DISASTER MADE OUT OF WAFFLES. And we were so proud of it, too, because we didn't know what it was! We were like, ten, we were not alive for the Challenger Disaster!

Anyway, eventually the competition ended and the judges came around, and the kids were supposed to be the ones doing the talking, so the judge was like "what's your breakfast about?" and my poor friend just said "THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE." And I wish I could have saved the look on that judge's face, because it was incredible. Imagine being that employee. Imagine hosting a fun little cooking competition at your cute bougie family resort and making it 80s themed, and then walking around to look at the entries and having a group of elementary schoolers proudly present their waffle recreation of a tragedy that killed 7 people. Why did our mothers put us up to this? Why did they not tell us what we were making?? Were they so desperate to create a truly innovative 80s breakfast that thought the Challenger was a good subject for this competition? Why did they think waffle art was a good medium for depicting this???? It has been over ten years and I'm still baffled.

Needless to say, we lost the competition, and we didn't get the patch. But—and here's the best part!—our moms were surprised by this! They were like "we obviously had the best and most innovative design," and it's like, yeah, maybe, but obviously they're going to give the prize to the kids with the giant waffle cell phone and not the kids with the fucking waffle CHALLENGER DISASTER???? My mom was like "that was rigged, we should have won," which, ?????????? WHAT MADE YOU THINK ANYTHING ABOUT THE WAFFLE CHALLENGER DISASTER WAS APPROPRIATE

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Throwback Thursday.

1988. At a now abandoned honeymoon spot in the Poconos.

I wish I knew what the hell happened. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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6th October 2023

A view from a hot tub.

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I should start advertising my series to folks who love the Poconos and defunct hotel/motels. bc that's what this series is, at it's heart. a tribute to all those amazing hotels that have been lost to time. while also building a modern romance story on top of it.... one last hurrah for the old place, if you will.

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The pool at Penn Hills Resort, Analomink, Pennsylvania, pictured in the 1970s and 2024. All of the surrounding buildings have either burned down or been demolished.

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too late to beg you or cancel it -

abandoned lover’s resort

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News, traffic and weather after this message for all the lovers out there...

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Beautiful Pocono Lake home in a private community with 4 Bedrooms beautifully and conceptually decorated.

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Life Spa Resort, under the inspired leadership of African American founders Allen and Melissa Brown, proudly announces the launch of a fundraising campaign to raise $12 million to open the Poconos' first Black-owned hotel spa resort. With a proven track record as successful entrepreneurs holding nearly $2 million in commercial real estate assets since 2021, the Browns are poised to transform the Poconos into a premier destination for health and relaxation.

Embarking on a Groundbreaking Journey

Allen and Melissa are currently in contract and looking to close the acquisition of the resort property by mid-September. Development will commence immediately thereafter, including the installation of state-of-the-art social wellness hydrotherapy pools that can accommodate 200-300 people at a time.

Transforming Wellness in the Poconos

The focus of Life Spa Resort is to establish a hydrotherapy and spa facility that is unparalleled in the region. Hydrotherapy, known for its significant health benefits, will be the cornerstone of their offerings. The resort will cater to up to 200 guests daily, providing treatments that promote relaxation, rejuvenation, and healing in a serene setting.

Support from Early Backers

Life Spa Resort invites early backers to join this transformative project by contributing as little as $10. Backers can gain lifetime memberships and enjoy benefits including spa treatments at discounts of up to 80%. This unique opportunity allows individuals to be part of a pioneering wellness community from the ground up. Moreover, lifetime early backers will be able to use their benefits at any and all locations that Life Spa Resort opens in the future, ensuring enduring value across a growing network of wellness destinations.

Investor Opportunity

Accredited investors are sought for this venture under Regulation D, Rule 506(c), which allows public solicitation of a private offering to those who meet the SEC's criteria for accreditation. The Private Placement Memorandum, available for detailed review on Life Spa Resort's website, presents a compelling investment opportunity. Investors can expect projected returns of 12-15% annually, emphasizing the robust financial model and growth potential of Life Spa Resort. The Memorandum includes clear investment terms and extensive plans for facilities such as hydrotherapy pools, specialized sauna rooms, and a comprehensive suite of wellness services.

About the Owners

Allen and Melissa Brown have been pivotal figures in the hospitality and real estate sectors since 2021, managing multiple successful properties and building a strong financial foundation. Their commitment to creating a legacy of health, relaxation, and financial prosperity through innovative projects like Life Spa Resort is poised to redefine industry standards. They have also maintained Airbnb Super-host status for three years, further highlighting their commitment to excellence in hospitality and guest services. Visit LifeSpaResort.com for more information.

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