#plz help a suffering strans guy/hj

[the-kingofdoritos]

So in December i have a Christmas party at my college. And i want to ware a waist coat for it, because there is zero way in hell that i will ware a dress. And coz me and my mum fought over it ive purposely found the most weird, masc or ones i know for sure that she will not like (imo). Because fuck her, i can do what the hell i want hahaha!!! Which one should i get? 1. lime green

2. xmas themed

3. Old fashioned

4. paisley green