#plus her car is prob a limo
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#persona 5#persona#ren amamiya#haru okumura#shuharu#memes#really this could fit with any of the p5 girls#but I like to think Haru likes the thrill of the secrecy#she thinks shes breaking sojiro's rules#plus her car is prob a limo
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headcanon: what happened when Kanato found out Subaru's secret relationship with their teacher (memes included)
A/N: Remember my headcanon abt Subaru falling in love with his teacher? I know it's been long buried here in Tumblr but I swear I just can't get over abt how Kanato and Subaru interacted cause there's just something funny and a bit fluffy? abt these two
So as mentioned from the said post, the bros had a hunch that Subaru was in a serious relationship (like he's really dating someone) cause he wasn't as moody as much, plus he looked like he just swallowed a happy pill.
And yes they don't hear him play the song "bEc@use 2niGht wiLL be d@ n0igHt tHaT i wiLL fa0ll 4 u" on repeat anymore words u can hear
One time, Kanato decided to go to the library (not the underground library cause that's Reiji's domain) to skip classes.
He was abt to slide the door open when he saw the calculus teacher come out, her hair disheveled while buttoning up her blouse and trying to hide the blush on her face when she saw him.
What's more, she smelled freaking bloody delicious. But there was another familiar faint scent
So Kanato entered the library to look for the source of this faint annoying scent. When he got to his usual spot, he saw Subaru, with his disheveled hair and crumpled clothes, licking the blood from his hands. caught in 4k btch
I swore Kanato's emotional stage went like this: slight shock > internal rage > complete indifference
"Subaru, that's my spot."
And holy sht, Subaru's world suddenly stopped spinning, and they were both staring at each other like this:
But Subaru deep inside was like
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" Kanato asked, and Subaru was still silent.
When his younger brother wasn't responding to his question, Kanato just sighed and said, "Whatever. I'll just go find a place somewhere else."
Ha. He says it like that, but deep down:
Yes, he's having these two emotions at once
After classes, Subaru was so frantic he's even staring at Kanato every now and then during their limo ride. Poor baby car's so paranoid he's sweating buckets at the thought of Kanato spilling the tea about his secret bcos Subaru knows Kanato will not live it down after all the triplets are notorious for teasing him to no end.
But apparently Kanato was just silent abt the whole situation. Subaru wanted to be at ease at that, but he knows he can't be too cocky abt it cause Kanato will soon reveal abt it esp when he feels like it
So Subaru waited for the right timing to talk to his "older brother"
It wasn't until he saw him lounging on the couch, munching on sweets he bought from his favorite dessert cafe when Subaru decided he should talk to him right now
But knowing Subaru, he prob struggled to tell Kanato straight abt it bcos he has to be "nice" to him or else Kanato will raise hell and his bros will come out of their rooms and ask what's happening and--in short, Subaru is in deep trouble right now. One wrong word, and the secret's in the open.
This is how the convo actually played out.
Ofc Kanato didn't need Subaru to tell him that bcos for one, he doesn't care abt it. Second, it's none of his business.
"But if you disturb my peaceful time of eating sweets or use my spot again to engage in disgusting actions with that woman, I will make sure the others will know."
Jokes on both of them bcos Subaru still disturbs him and even uses Kanato's fave library spot a couple of times.
And bcos of this, Kanato resorts to almost dropping hints of Subaru's secret out of spite and in return, Subaru will threaten to flush all his sweets down the drain
So here's how the situation went:
And in case you're wondering, the others have always known abt Subaru's relationship with the teacher. Like there was this one time when Subaru avoided getting out of his coffin and when he did, he only made their monthly dinners more awkward than it is.
Yeah, until Ayato decided to slam his utensils down and said, "Oi Subaru, stop moping around! That teacher's not the only girl in this world."
And ofc Subaru got mad at Kanato, accusing him of betrayal and such, to which the purple gremlin replied, "How dare you accuse me of such a thing?! I even had to force myself not to kill the two of you whenever you use my spot as your free love hotel, and now, this is all I get? Unforgiveable!"
It was only when Reiji explained that the teacher always reeks of his smell that they found out abt it.
So yeah, Kanato really was quiet about it...
OR NOT!
To this day, Kanato still has the secret footage
#Spotify#kanato sakamaki#diabolik lovers#diabolik lovers headcanons#diahell#ayato sakamaki#laito sakamaki#reiji sakamaki#sakamaki shu#sakamaki family#sakamaki subaru headcanons#sakamaki subaru#rejet#dialovers memes#dialovers headcanons#diabolik lovers memes#dl memes#diabolik lovers shitpost#kanato sakamaki headcanons#sakamaki brothers#sakamaki triplets
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