#plus he is. extremely non sexual. yes comics love making him shirtless. but his entire character SCREAMS guy who doesn't fuck. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

maulfucker · 9 months ago

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I can't even joke about wanting a show about Maul fucking because first of all they would try to make him straight (which he absolutely isn't) and second of all you knowwww he didn't fuck before he had his legs cut off. he was too busy being a moody teenager and going on murder vacations. so it would have to be set post AotC. so for him to fuck they would have to canonize cybernetic dicks.

#hm i should make an original post tag #this is a joke this is a joke idk if cybernetic penises are canon or not yet #but also no joke he was only in his early 20s in tpm he did Not have enough time to fuck around #plus he is. extremely non sexual. yes comics love making him shirtless. but his entire character SCREAMS guy who doesn't fuck.#he is NOT fucking when he's king of mandalore he's too busy stressing about politics and his Plan #he is NOT fucking during the empire. he's too busy being a weirdo and looking for sith artifacts to use against sidious and/or kenobi #i could in theory see him doing some fucking around during early empire era #enjoying his last years as a crime lord. even though he's not even that into it #or. [looks at my maul fucks some guy fic]#a long version of that. maybe have the clawdite spend some more time in maul's service before he leaves.#maybe a. scene/episode where jabba sends another sex slave and maul lets the clawdite fuck them. while turned into him.#.... hauving covid over my own ideas #i am NOT going to write it. but it could be very hot. with good cinema topography.#mdni

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