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fearofaherobrine · 6 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #344

“Yster reunited with Locklear, Stevie gets Griefed, Mb Vs Cp Again”

[CN] Huffs at Firebird-

[Firebird] -Huffs back-

[CN] - You shoved me in the dirt again!

[Firebird] Of course. You need to learn!

[CN] - But if I get dirty, then I'd just have to take a bath sooner!

[HG] - just zoomed up and is watering flowers near by-

[CN] Jumps in surprise- AH!

[Firebird] -Scree-

[HG] -runs behind a tree from their screaming-

[CN] Goes to hide behind Firebird-

[CN] - Firebird who is that?

[Firebird] That's HG, CN. He likes plants.

[HG] -peaks around the tree and give a timid wave-

[CN] - Oh, he's in Lies garden sometimes

[HG] -comes back around the tree and over to the two- sorry if I scared you

[CN] - You just came up so fast...

[Firebird] Fast things are bad things

[HG] i'm sorry I tend to run really fast it's one of my powers it helps me run from dangerous mobs

because I don't know how to fight

[CN] - Then why don't you learn?

[HG] I don't want to hurt anyone

[CN] - But that's how you can protect others!

[HG] but what if I accidentally hurt a friend and then they hate me forever -

starts to cry at the thought of being alone again-

[CN] - They could forgive you

[HG] I don't even know how I could learn I don't have any weapons or know how to make them?

[CN] - Ummm... Some people use their hands!

[HG] how?

[CN] Shrugs and looks at FIrebird-

[Firebird] I prefer using my feet as hands but just, Punch. Fling your hand forward real hard.

[HG] -punches as hard as he can like he is punch tree without it hitting anything it's obvious weak

because of poor form-

[CN] - You need practice

[Hg] how do I practice that how I punch trees?

[CN] Shrugs-

[hg] do you know anyone who could teach me?

[CN] Once again shrugs-

[Firebird] You could just ask around, I'm sure someone wouldn't mind teaching you.

[HG] where should I ask first?

[CN] - Not the big meanie?

[HG] big meanie?

[Firebird] He means CP.

[CN] - Is the big meanie gonna be at the tiny shower?

[HG] what's a tiny shower?

[Firebird] Babyshower, CN. And most likely.

[CN] Huffs angrily-

[HG] what's a babyshower?

[CN] - I don't know

[Firebird] When one is with child they'll have a party to celebrate. I'm.. not sure why it's called

a babyshower though.

[HG] weird well maybe I should head off to see if anyone can teach me

[CN] - Okay!

[HG] -runs off-

[Firebird] -Watches HG go- Well that was... Something.

[CN] Suddenly gets a scared look- IS THE BABY GONNA EAT LIE!?

[Firebird] -Chokes on air- WHAT?

[CN] - Is the baby gonna eat her? She said she's gonna have to eat more... So if she doesn't get

enough food... Does that mean the baby will eat her?

[Firebird] No! That's ridiculous, CN.

[CN] - Oh...

-A cloud passes overhead the group standing on the porch of the shrine and Ever glances

up, the sun in his eyes. The air seems to get heavier and he shivers slightly-

[Arden] Ever? Are you okay...?

[Ever] Shrinks under a weight he can't see, only feel, it's like suddenly being under a microscope. And just as quickly... it's

gone. Leaving him shivering.

[Zeke] As the shadows flee Zeke starts suddenly, his patterns changing to feathers and brickwork and indeciperable calligraphy-

Ah!

[Ever] Nearly falls over- WHAT THE FUCK????

[Lie] - Zeke? Is everything okay?

[Zeke] Is looking around wildly. -

[Arden] ....

[Ever] Why do I feel like I just got judged really harshly?

[Lie] - I don't know?

[Hope] Hisses a little at the sky-

[Zeke] Maybe we should go inside....

[Lie] - Go ahead, I'm going to head on home- She gathers up her cat and starts heading for the animal

to retrieve Beau- Have fun you guys

[Polybius] Is stomping down one of the manor halls in a foul mood.

[Sally] Darts out of her room- Hi Poly!

[Polybius] All the wires behind his head rise up in alarm like snakes and then relax

again. He grumbles a hello in return.

[Sally] - What's wrong?

[Polybius] Grumbles- MrmramdfrackingBEN.... where is that little stoner anyway?

[Sally] - He's where big brother Herobrine is!

[Polybius] Yeah well I need him, isn't he ever coming back?

[Sally] - He has a kid!

[Polybius] What the fuck.... I figured he'd be sterile from all the crap he puts in his

system...

[Sally] - Nope

[Slender] Approaches from behind- Sally? Polybius? What is going on?

[Sally] - Papa!

[Polybius] Just airing my irritations since she asked. Is there any way I can get a hold

of BEN?

[Slender] - I can send a message through one of my proxies, why?

[Polybius] I need a couple of electrical things you said he'd have

and a bunch of shit is locked. I don't want to break his chests and piss you off, plus the whole thing is a hot mess and

impossible to find anything. It's easier just to pick the twerps brain directly.

[Slender] - I will let him know and give you his response as soon as I can

[Polybius] Huffs- fine.

[Slender] Walks off to find a proxy-

[Sally] - Poly come have a tea party with me!

[Polybius] Glances at Slender and considers the possible ass-beating if he says no. His

thin shoulders slump in defeat. Slender is more likely to find him quickly with an answer if he's with Sally anyway. - Yeah....

okay.

[CP] Is freaking out because he can't find Lie-

[Mb] Sneaking around the greenhouse and now snickering at Cp's obvious distress.

[Celine] Is swinging happily off the gargoyle on the apex of the greenhouse roof-

[CP] Storms past MB without even seeing him-

[Mb] Sneaks after him-

[CP] - Fucking Nether where is she?

[Mb] Goes for the stab with a diamond sword-

[CP] Barely catches sight of the incoming weapon and teleports just out of the way- Fuck off!

[Mb] No! You promised! - He does a graceful flip in the air and swings at Cp again-

[CP] - Fucker I need to find Lie!

[Mb] There's plenty of time for that, for now worry about your own skin! - attacking-

[CP] Pushes aside MB's weapon with his sword- Not now!

[Mb] -Stab stab stab- FOCUS!

[CP] Takes a couple blows- I said fuck off!

[Celine] Suddenly realized what he's doing and stops playing- Master no!

[CP] - Listen to your dragon and leave me to find my wife

[Mb] But I know where she is! Is that worth fighting for? -parry and thrust-

[Celine] Bad!

[CP] - Just tell me where!

[Mb] Not unless you show me some spirit first! - Stabby stab-

[Celine] Huffs some of her gas angrilly-

[CP] - You asshole I need to get to her because she's pregnant!

[Mb] Laughs- wowwwww you fucked up!

[CP] Growls- Fuck. Off.

[Celine] Jumps up and down in place- Lie is preggyngnat? What does that mean???

[CP] - It means she and I are going to have a daughter

[Celine] Does a little flip- A daughter!???!!

[Mb] Just starts laughing- Holy fuck...

[CP] - You can stop laughing!

[Mb] Steps off the ground and rolls in the air a bit. Still

laughing.

[CP] Scowls and takes a cheap shot at the distracted MB-

[Mb] Gets cut on the leg and slashes back-

[Celine] Master!

[Mb] Self-defense!

[CP] Blocks the blow- Can you go away now?

[Mb] Maybe I'll just go ahead of you and bother Lie.

[CP] Lunges forwards and puts MB in a choke hold- You will do no such thing, she doesn't need any

stress

[Mb] Swings his sword to take a few pixels out of Cp's pants and buttcheek on one side-

Grrrk!

[Celine] Bites Cp's other leg, blowing gas out around her beak at the same time.

[CP] - Now fuck off and leave my wife alone

[Mb] Muffled strangling noises-

[Celine] Angrilly shredding Cp's pants-

[Honedge] Disentangles itself from CP's leg and moves to remove Celine from his leg-

[Celine] Bats at Honedge and Cp with her wings-

[Mb] Goes slack and vanishes-

- Masterherobrine was killed by CreepypastaHerobrine -

[Celine] MASTER! - starts crying-

[CP] Turns around and picks up Celine- It's okay, he's just respawned

[Celine] Just cries more, she's really loud and pathetic-

[CP] - Come on, I'll take you to him- Starts carrying Celine towards MB's place

[Celine] Wailing forlornly, she's getting his shoulder wet and swatting weakly at him

with her wings- MAAAASSSSTTTTTTEEEERRRRR

[CP] - He's fine

[Celine] Horrible loud whining- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CP] Ignores the stares of the villagers as they pass-

[Celine] BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CP] Approaches the building with the Nether portal-

[Mb] Is grumbling as he climbs the ladder and perks hearing her-

[Celine] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CP] - You're fine, we're almost there

[Celine] Swats him in the crotch with the spiky end of her tail - WAAAAAAHHHHHH

[CP] - Fucking Nether!

[Mb] Opens the door- What the fuck-

[Celine] Goes bananas trying to get away from Cp and swats him several times in

different places with her wings and tail while still crying-

[CP] Holds Celine out towards MB-

[Mb] Takes her and nearly falls over as she glomps him in a strangling hug- Fuck!

[CP] - Don't threaten Lie- Turns to go find Lie

[Lie] Makes it back home, having stopped only once to puke by a tree. As she enters the workroom she

see's it's currently empty, but that doesn't stop the unease she now feels whenever she enters the room-

-outside it starts to rain a little bit-

[Chester] Scoots inside and shuts the door-

[Lie] Jumps a little- Oh, Chester, hello

[Chester] Oh! Sorry to intrude miss! - He's obviously damp from the rain and his fuzz

is matted-

[Lie] - Is everything okay?

[Chester] Little sneeze- Just got caught in the rain....

[Lie] - Then come warm up by the lava, it's perfect for that

[Chester] I was hoping you'd say that. - Scoots over by the pool and lays down on the

floor next to it.

[Lie] Smiles at the small spider and starts to feel queasy again-

[Eliza] Knocks on the door and enters- Mistress?

[Lie] - Oh, Eliza

[Chester] Sees her and smiles, her name is said like a reverent prayer- Elizzza.

[Eliza] - Oh, there you are Chester

[Lie] - Get over by the lava and warm up Eliza, you look soaked to the skin

[Chester] Rolls sideways and opens his legs to hug her if she

gets close. - I just got caught in the rain...

[Eliza] Does move closer- Mistress, the Master said you needed my skills?

[Lie] - Yeah, I suppose I will. My clothes are already getting a bit too tight

[Chester] Tight? OH. Since you don't lay eggs. This is gonna be weird.

[Eliza] - I can make you some clothes which will adjust as you grow Mistress

[Lie] - Thank you Eliza

[Chester] Can I help? -very proud- I'm learning.. AH-choo!

[Eliza] - These will be some very specific measurements Chester...

[Lie] - You could start with baby clothes maybe?

[Chester] Rolls over and bounces on his feet a little- What do I do?

[Eliza] - Well first you must be able to produce the proper string, one which isn't sticky

[Chester] Sooo...... eat wool?

[Eliza] - No, it takes a lot of concentration, I know for my thread the stickiness is more like an

outer layer so I can remove by making my opening just a bit smaller. You however are from a different server so it might not

work the same

[Chester] Maybe... I could work with something else?

[Lie] - Maybe sweet Alex or Steve could teach you?

[Chester] I guess.....

[Eliza] - We needn't worry about that right now, for now let us just get warm

[Chester] Eyebrow waggle- Yes please. - Sneaks two legs over her

as much as he can reach-

[Eliza] Moves closer-

[Lie] Suddenly rushes for the lava again to throw up-

[Eliza] - Mistress!

[Chester] Scrabbles uselessly- YIKES!

[Lie] - Sorry, it's this morning sickness...

[Chester] Confused- Do you feel better in the afternoon then?

Maybe you could just sleep in?

[Lie] - I don't think time of day really matters Chester, that's just the name of it. It's different

for everyone though

[Chester] Oh... well I like little ones, when's she gonna pop out?

[Lie] - Not for some time Chester

[Chester] Oh okay. I can wait- twiddles his feet, getting toasty now-

[Lie] - I think I'm going to lay down for a bit

[Chester] Okay, you be gentle with yourself - snuggles happily next to Eliza.

[Eliza] Gives a small chitter back at him as Lie leaves-

[CP] Approaches Docs place-

[Doc] is sitting on the porch under a giant potted mushroom happily playing with hir

computer.

[Waffles] wiggle butt and slink toward Cp-

[Yaunfen] Waves-

[CP] - Oi! Is Lie here?

[Doc] Maybe? She brought Ever over to visit Arden.

[Yster] Goes galloping by on a skeleton horse with a jubilant expression.

[Waffles] Goes for a playful pounce and lick on Cp.

[Doc] Waffles no! Damn! Cp you're a mess.

[CP] - FUCK. OFF.

[Yaunfen] Runs up to push Waffles down from Cp- down! Leave Big fire alone!

[CP] Yells at Yster- And you do realize you've missed over a day of work, right?

[Yster] Slows- I have? Aww dammit. Well it wouldn't be the first time I lost a whole

day to playing Minecraft!

[CP] Scowls- Don't you think you should head back?

[Yaunfen] Big fire we made new stuff! - holds up one of the orange glazed mushrollems-

we revived them from stones!

[Yster] Yeaaaaah I guess so...

[CP] - That's nice kid. Why don't you go get your stuff Yster

[Yster] oh I have just about everything already.

[Doc] I've got her spider and snake cages at my feet

[Yaunfen] Do want to taste it? They're realllllllly good.

[CP] - Not now, I'm busy working- He stats focusing on making an opening

[Yaunfen] Aww....

[Doc] Brings over the cages- Are you going to be okay?

[Yster] I think so. Can I call you if there are any more... emergencies?

[Doc] Of course!

[CP] - Do you have the phone for Locklear?

[Yster] Holds it up. - Yes. I suppose you think he'll still be nearby?

[CP] - Oh yeah, and probably not in a good mood

[Doc] Should I go too? For safety!

[CP] - Nah, if he tries shit I'll just punch him out

[Doc] He might take one look at your current state and run.

[Yster] You do look like you tangled with a few tigers before coming over.

[CP] - MB threatened Lie

[Doc] Ah so you and him had a play session. That explains a lot. I doubt he meant it.

He just likes to rile you up.

[CP] - Yeah well he's on thin ice right now

[Doc] Mb? Oh you'll get over it.

[CP] Flips Doc off before turning towards Yster- You ready?

[Yster] Yes, and thank you all for your hospitality.

[Yaunfen] Bye Yster!

[CP] Steps through first and looks around. He's made the opening through Yster's computer-

-Her bedroom is dark apart from the light of the screen and she

decants the spider and the snake back into their respective terrariums.

[CP] Narrows his eyes in suspicion as he summons a fireball into his hand-

[Yster] Eyes widen- Whoah.....

[CP] - Stay there- He approaches the closet, listening intently

[Locklear] Leans against the door frame leading into the rest of the apartment- Come now, I'm not some common boogey man to hide

in a closet Herobrine

[Yster] Jumps in alarm at the unexpected voice.

[CP] Growls at Locklear but the doctor's attention is on Yster-

[Locklear] - You left...

[Yster] I got overwhelmed...

[Locklear] - You could have just told me

[CP] Mentally to Yster- Remember, you are the thing that can calm and clear his mind

[Yster] I.. I didn't want to spoil your fun... but I'm rather nervous at the scene of a

crime in progress.

[Locklear] Moves towards him, his anger apparent- So you thought just running off was better!? You

could have gotten harmed!

[Yster] Stands firm- I called a friend to pick me up.

[Locklear] Reaches out to grab her-

[Yster] Smacks his hand roughly-

[Locklear] Growls darkly-

[CP] Moves between them- Locklear, focus... This isn't helping you

[Yster] Scowls at him- I appreciate you avenging me, but don't get

grabby. It's not like I asked you to kill him for me.

[CP] - Yster he doesn't have a choice. We'll do anything to protect our mates

[Locklear] - Move aside Herobrine

[Yster] Protecting and controlling are too different things. I don't put up with clingy

guys who try to micromanage me.

[Locklear] - All I want is for you to be safe and mine

[Yster] Yeah... that's a little weird. Don't get posessive, it's off-putting.

[CP] - We can't help it

[Yster] Pfft. That's what all guys say.

[CP] - No, we literally can't. Him even more so because he still has her

[Locklear] - Herobrine why don't you leave

[Yster] Her? OH... you mean he's still.... crazy? Oh dear...

[CP] - Yeah- Mentally- But because you've been chosen as his mate, you just might be able to convince

him to give her up

[Yster] I'll think about it. I'm still on the fence about this

chosen thing. I don't believe in fate or soulmates or any of that stuff.

[Locklear] Is growling- Herobrine, why don't you go take care of the annoying woman outside?

[Yster] Wait, who's outside?

[Locklear] - An officer, she was watching your place of work most of the day and took note that you

never showed up

[Yster] Oh fuck! I bet it's that woman who was spying on Markus!

[CP] - Guess he needs to pop out here again...

[Yster] Just let him know Cp, he lives next door to you. OH! Locklear, I have a present

for you. - rummages and pulls out the shiny little phone-

[Locklear] A small bit of his aggression seems to fade- A present?

[Yster] I got a friend to make you a better phone. -Holds it out.

[Locklear] Takes it and looks it over- I'm sorry, but I don't know how to use this...

[CP] Mentally- That's it, ease into it. Distract him from his anger

[Yster] Shoots Cp a look that's plainly 'I'm still not cool with this and stop telling

me what to do' - It's simple... - Is showing Locklear how to use the phone.

[Locklear] Is still confused-

[CP] - I'm just speaking from experience Yster

[Yster] mentally- I really don't need a boyfriend who has to have his hand patted 24/7

to keep him from going berzerk.

[CP] - I'm not saying that, but he'll be calmer and much more reasonable around you

[Yster] mentally- still... high maintence and violent isn't a good combination. I don't

see what I'm getting out of this.

[CP] - A protection from anything natural and supernatural and somebody who will learn everything you

love so that they can make certain you're happy

[Locklear] - I don't understand why you are trying to teach me this

[Yster] Is considering it. - Huh? Because... it's pointless to give a gift and not show

someone how to use it? It's nicer then the one you have and you can text on it and look at things one the internet, it's got a

calculator and even a little camera.

[Locklear] - This, seems very complicated and unnecessary, my own phone works fine. Although I did

place yours on your charging cable

[Yster] But you don't have to press three times per letter to text with this one.

[CP] - His other phone doesn't even have text...

[Yster] See? And I could put games on this one too if you want, it even has talk to

text so you can just mutter at it and it'll do the typing.

[Locklear] Still looks uncertain-

[CP] Sighs and grabs Locklear's arm- Come on Locklear, it's late, let your mate get some rest. We'll go have a drink

[Yster] What about the police officer? She might still be out there.

[CP] - I can teleport

[Yster] Does anyone know what time it actually is?

[CP] - Don't you have a clock around here?

[Locklear] - Let me go Herobrine

[Yster] I usually use my phone when I'm in this room...

[Locklear] - It is late

[Yster] Then I'm going to bed, she can just sit out there all

night. It's ridiculious stalking people like that.

[CP] - Whatever, let's go psycho doctor- Teleports the two away

[Doc] Is drumming hir fingers and suddenly perks with a thought. - Hey Yaunfen, wanna

go make a teeny bit of mischief?

[Yaunfen] Mada? - scoots close to listen-

[Doc] Checks quickly to make sure they're alone and whispers to them for a moment before the two go off giggling with the bored

sabertooth ambling along behind them.

[Doc and Yaunfen] Scoping out Alexis and Stevies house to see who's home.

[Stevie] Is cleaning up after the two of them have eaten-

[Doc] Taps on Alexises door while Yaunfen hides-

[Stevie] Glances at Alexis who motions for him to answer the door since he's already standing.

Stevie outs down the dishes and opens the door- Hello?

[Doc] Hey Stevie, what's up?

[Stevie] - Oh hey, we just finished eating. Do you need us for something?

[Doc] No, just thought I'd check on you. Haven't for a while, hows the pokemon doing? I

brought you some berries- Offers a stack-

[Yaunfen] Gets close to the outside window nearest to Alexis and waves to get her attention-

[Alexis] Smiles and waves back-

[Stevie] - Milotic's been doing really good, they play with Aqua and the Lapras quite a bit

[Yaunfen] runs over to the door on Stevies side and cracks it,

making the 'shhhh!' gesture.

[Doc] Basil bothering you at all?

[Stevie] - No, not really. Actually I haven't seem them in awhile, Hera's usually more of a bother

than them

[Alexis] Becomes nervous as she watches Yaunfen-

[Yaunfen] Runs over and swats up all of Stevie's mushrooms before

pressing them into Alexis's hands-

[Doc] Oh? Is she bugging you when you go fishing again?

[Alexis] Is now just confused-

[Stevie] - On occasion, do you want to come in?

[Doc] No, no, it's okay. I can talk too her if she's getting on your nerves.

[Yaunfen] quickly plants several of the two types of mushrollems where the other shrooms were and winks at Alexis before darting

back out the door. The lovely scent is immediately apparent-

[Stevie] Gets a confused expression and turns around- What in the Nether...

[Doc] Hops up as soon as he turns away, shapeshifting and taking a flying leap off the

apex of the house before joining Yaunfen in runing away while giggling-

[Stevie] Is just standing there really confused-

[Alexis] - I think you got griefed

[CP] Finally returns after getting Locklear absolutely shit-faced-

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