#plumbabble

[biracialalistair]

in case anyone needs to hear this after ffxiv took home 2 more awards and is currently the first thing you see when you open the Steam recap page for the game awards along with a big flashy “Buy Now” with a seemingly cheap $19.99 price tag...

DON’T DO IT.

steam will charge you out the wazoo and deny you the famous free trial (which really genuinely is that good), so DON’T let steam trick you out of unlimited play time up to level 60 and the award winning expac heavensward!!! instead go here:

https://freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/na/

and follow their instructions to get yourself set up with their own game client. i cannot stress enough, doing it this way gives you FREE play time until you finish heavensward which is hours upon hours of content.

[biracialalistair]

this is a pair of shorts that i wore on a day i wasnt supposed to have my period. this is the result of two months of trying to remove the stain - ghost shorts that stand on their own lmfao

fuck no dude, the period IS the horrors

[biracialalistair]

i desperately need to know if this is the funniest intentional bit they've ever done or if this is the funniest mistake ever made

[biracialalistair]

so we all hate this mobile update right? we hate the stupid little tiktok-looking screen that comes up when you click an image that doesn't let you zoom in? (they're calling it the "lightbox feature" and there is no toggle in the settings to turn it off)

if you hate it as much as i do turn your anger into direct action and on MONDAY send an ask to @wip telling them how much you don't like the new lightbox feature. the more immediate, coordinated response they get, the more likely we are to get our zooming privileges restored.

[biracialalistair]

"balletcore" "bikercore" ive had ENOUGH im DONE what about attackingyoucore huh?? wheres the love for bitingyoucore???

[biracialalistair]

ok so let me get this straight. the original lights in the bay bridge reno were destined to fail in ten years, so you're CROWDFUNDING 11 million us dollars to replace them with.... new lights that are totally gonna work this time guys dont worry

11 million dollars for pretty lights on the bridge instead of. fixing or even just improving BART. addressing the housing crisis. fixing literally any bay area freeway. putting people in houses. getting pg&e to finally underground their lines. FIXING THE HOUSING CRISIS.

but no, 11 million dollars for pretty lights sounds perfectly reasonable ok ok

Donate Now to Bring Back the Bay Lights

UPDATE: $6m pledged. Four more $1m pledges and the project is a go! Crowdfunding of 11th million continues here. Widely considered one of the world’s great public art projects, The Bay Lights’ current system of LEDs is failing at a rate faster than can be repaired. They must be replaced with a new system that is custom engineered to perform in the harsh environmental conditions of San Francisco Bay. On March 5th, on the 10th anniversary of its initial Grand Lighting, the artwork will go dark. 

In total, $11M is needed for their return. We are raising ten $1M gifts from major philanthropists. This crowdfunding campaign seeks to raise $1M in smaller gifts, allowing everyone to participate. 

The good news: with your help, The Bay Lights by artist Leo Villareal will return more magically than ever. The number of programmable LEDs will double to nearly 50,000, making the artwork visible to communities around the Bay. And for the first time, we seek to have the lights be safely visible to drivers on the Bay Bridge, creating a world-class nighttime public art portal into San Francisco.

The San Francisco-based art nonprofit Illuminate is leading this effort. Please join us in helping return this public art masterpiece. Your gift of any size will help. We will do this collectively, one dollar, one hundred dollars, or $1M at a time.

All gifts made to The Bay Lights 360 campaign are restricted and will be used only to cover Bay Lights-related expenses.

[biracialalistair]

new video!! please take a moment and watch it if you'd like 🥰 it helps me out a lot!!

[biracialalistair]

i swear i was just trying to buy a fucking knitting pattern

[biracialalistair]

unfollowing someone whose content ive enjoyed for years because they keep posting kinda risqué stuff and a large portion of your tumblr time now is scrolling in ur little office cubicle with your boss's office right behind you

i will always love you

[biracialalistair]

leveled crafters all the way through stormblood to do an entire beast tribe questline to get one (1) silly little bell collar

also waited around in yanxia for a single rare FATE that can only spawn randomly after a reset period of several hours. this one took me months i wont lie

I’ve never played FFXIV, but based on your posts I have to assume it’s a gay lil dressup game with a surprisingly good story.

That, without exaggeration, is a 100% precisely accurate description of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV

[biracialalistair]

how is it that i did not touch tumblr for a span of several months and when i come back this app is somehow even MORE unusable

[biracialalistair]

someone stop me doomscrolling i need to fucking sleep

[biracialalistair]

my newest yt video is kinda flopping so id appreciate a little help from my tumblr pals 🥲

[biracialalistair]

bro im watching the english version of the genshin concert as my work bg music and i just started crying thinking about shenhe are u kidding me

[biracialalistair]

"where did my shrimp pad thai go it was right here--"

"what? i blacked out and devoured it in 2 minutes?"

"terrifying, you say? it was terrifying?"

[biracialalistair]

takes a nap without setting an alarm

"i like to live dangerously"