#plucky's It's just buc-ee's for Splatoon
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Warabie: ........*sigh*...........
Shimi:.....mmmm
Cirrina:....*snoring*... Hmm ....hm
Ikkan: ........................... She snores like your dad
Merv: hehehe
Cirrina:...mmmmm no I don't..
Merv: *reading*..............hm......oh! ikkan look we're home..... look at that!
Ikkan: wow.....look at all that green. It's been a while since I've seen that much grass........
[hello passengers we've landed in krillarney thank you for choosing the Marlin airport]
Shimi: ugh finally....
Warabie:....*huuuuf*... let's go... So where do we rent a car or something?
Ikkan: we still need to take the ferry.....
Cirrina: *yawn*.... did we land?
Ikkan: Yeah.. let's get out of here. let me get your bag for you.
Shimi: so where do we need to go?
Warabie: You said something about a ferry
Merv: yep we need cath the bus and head over to the dock catch a ferry and head over to the house. When's the next bus coming?
Ikkan: the next bus in 2 hours.....
Shimi: 2 hours? ....ugh!
Cirrina: ok so what do we do?
Ikkan: idk walk around the City. We are 30 minutes away let me just get a scuber.
Warabie: you need to get clothes and everything anyway dad.
Shimi: mmmmm.... alright......
Ikkan: is Mrs Cuddle still open?
Merv: yeah they're still serving food. I warn you now so brace yourself cuz Mrs. Cuddle has been waiting a long time to see you again.
Ikkan: I know
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Gai: woooow .... So this is all yours. All of it?
Neta: yeah......*huff*...... Yeah it's all mine. I didn't get that much merchandise. I just got a couple t-shirts and a figure, two figures, actually......*huff*.. ..It's actually quite rare. I checked online. They're selling for $500.
Gai: is this your old bass..... All beat up huh? You must have put a lot of love into it
Neta: I I-i did....... Well actually my uh ....my partner he uh......... He put a lot of her love in it. He took it to most of his tours so......
Gai: yeah I heard metalopod guy....... makes sense he seems like your type
Neta:...yeah...hehehe..heeee...*sigh*.........
Gai:...... Really nice place you have here. It's the same size as our house... That's not saying much about our old house....... What's that room
Neta: oh uhhhhh that's that's my daughter's room.....
Gai: oh yeah..... little Cici how old is she now 12?
Neta: she's 15 now
Gai oh..
Neta: Dad why are you here? Do you need money or something? Did you and kat fight or something?
Gai: what?! No! A man can't talk to his son after 18 years of no contact. No phone calls no visits or anything, didn't even get to see my granddaughter.
Neta: as if you ever tried to reach out to me
Gai: well how was I supposed to do that? How was I supposed to reach out to you when you're running around everywhere?
Neta: well you know when you're so used to bouncing from house to house It's kind of hard to stay in one place
Gai: well you know you did have a choice to stay at home but You didn't want that. Nothing was ever good for you
Neta: The fuck do you mean nothing was good for me? You moved me out of the house when I was 6!! You can't even handle a 6-year-old?!
Gai: not you! You were terrible!! You were angry, you were mean, you were spiteful! Almost every week I'd catch you stealing something from me! Every day you'd always have to defy me!!
Neta: I don't know dad maybe if you were emotionally there for me and actually been a father!...
Gai: I did my best!
Neta: you did your best?! YOU DID YOUR BEST?! YOU FUCKING ABANDONED ME!! YOU WERE NEVER THERE!! EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT TO DROP ME AT MY AUNT OR A COUSIN OR AT PULPO'S HOUSE YOU DID!!
Gai:......
Neta: EVER SINCE MOM DIED YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS YOU BURDEN JUST A NUISANCE THAT YOU COULD NEVER GET RID OF AND YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DOING YOUR BEST!! .....
Gai: YES!! I WAS DOING MY BEST YOU THINK I WANTED TO DROP YOU OFF ANYWHERE I COULDN'T HANDLE MY OWN PROBLEMS AND THEN I HAD TO HANDLE YOUR PROBLEMS ON TOP OF THAT I COULDN'T DO THAT SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO!
Neta:.....*sniff*...........
Gai: I wasn't the perfect father. I was emotionally distant I was neglectful and I was unavailable for a lot of things in your life.... .
Neta:...................
Gai:.... I'm......*sigh*..... I'm sorry..........I really am........
Neta:.....................
Gai: I just wasn't prepared to be a single parent..... I always expected Sydney to be there with me....... when she died.......... I..... I guess I just shut down....... I didn't know what to do so I didn't do anything.......
Neta:..........................
Gai: I just want to make things right.
Neta:..................... I don't think you can dad........I really don't............. The damage has already been done.
Gai:.......*sigh*........ I understand........ I just want you to know that I love you...............
Neta:.................
Gai: even though I had a hard time showing it....... I did.... I really did.... I wasn't there for you because I knew I would make things worse for you.
Neta:........................... So you dumped me in military school!?....................
Gai:.………….……....... When I enrolled you I just wanted you to be disciplined. I wanted you to have structure and order and stability all those things that I knew I wasn't able to give you............
Neta:....................................
Gai: when they assigned you to a combat Splatoon I-
Neta: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME IN?!?!?! INTELLIGENCE?! ENGINEERING?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!??
Gai:........................
Neta: YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME DAD!! I WAS EXPELLED TWICE, HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, BAD MENTAL HEALTH!! DID IT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND THAT THEY VIEWED ME AS DISPOSABLE!!!
Gai:.......................I didn't. I honestly didn't
Neta: *crying*.I had to watch my friends die!!!...I had to watch strangers die by my own hand....*crying*......do you know what that does to a person???!!!..... I was 14!!....that place ruined my life!! That place ruined me!...*sobbing*.............
Gai:........*sigh*...........neta
Neta:...*sobbing*.......
Gai: ...................... come here...... alright..... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry..........
Neta: *sobbing*
[hour and 45 minutes]
Neta:.....................................................................
Gai:......................................…...............................
Neta: *sigh*....*sniff*...............
Gai: are you okay
Neta:.no..... I'm used to it tho......[stretch]......*uggg*..how long are you going to be on the surface?
Gai: uhhh I'm planning on staying for a short while...... just trying to get acclimated.
Neta: .......... maybe we can get something to eat.... Maybe catch up and try not to fight
Gai:.....................ok............
Neta:.....ok
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Mahi: do you even know where you're going babe?
Mizole: yeah I'm just taking the shortcut I know where I'm going
ichiya: can't say the same thing about your career
Umishi: I can't believe you got 3 passes to the tidal wave festival. I heard they were sold out minutes after lunch?
Mahi: so The company that does these shows I think they're called 'meso company'. They work with neta and some other store owners. They help them sell their leftover merch and also let them sell tickets to their shows. One of the benefits is that they get vouchers every month so they can get a free pass to any show they all expire after the year is over
Umishi: ohhh that sounds nice you get a lot of benefits
Mizole: and he just gives you all of his passes?
Mahi: not all of them. He's saving five for Haar fest in the fall. I think it's some metal thing I don't know....I know Candi's going with him.......... Holy shit plucc-eeie's we need to go there!
Mizole: what? No we can't
Umishi: Great! Need to pick up some stuff.... I know we have a cooler but maybe we should get some more water and ice
ichiya: here buy a grill and charcoal and some food while you're at it. the food is expensive at festivals
Mizole: You can't buy your girlfriend food at the show.
ichiya: *glares* . .......... He's an extra 20. Buy yourself a tacky t-shirt.
Umishi: oh nice thanks [peck].... Be civil and don't start a fight. We're using his car.
Ichiya:..............................................................
Mizole:..............................................
Ichiya: soooo ...you and uhhh ..
Mizole: mahi
Ichiya: yeah them........... So did you meet them at the concert or did you just use the concert tickets that were meant for us behind my back?
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Warabie: wow this place is actually nice. I thought it'd be a lot more........ehhhhhh.. old fashioned
Ikkan: That's because we're in the tourist area. Locals don't live here and people who do live here moved here...... well..... Some locals live here. Noji has an apartment here.
Merv: yep damn shame they'll never truly get the krillarney experience.......
Shimi: which part are you in?
Merv: Wrassel. Wrassel Krillarney
Warabie: they have a shopping district here..... Dad you want to go shopping for some clothes? Maybe a suitcase?
Shimi: might as well since I'm going to be stuck here for a month. Ugh.... Judging from the people here, I don't think they have anything nice to wear.
Warabie: see this why you're here to begin with dad you never have anything positive to say. Come on let's go I'm sure they have some designer brands
Shimi: yeah. for farmers......
Warabie:*eye roll* just text me when the bus is here
Ikkan: alright.......you want to look around Cirrina?
Cirrina: ok you said Uncle Noji lived here?
Ikkan: yeah........ but I think he's home.
Cirrina: please
Ikkan: *sigh* ok..... why do we go to Mrs Cuddles first, get something to eat. They have the best fried cod
Merv: yeah and watch Ida give you a long awaited tongue lashing.
Ikkan:mmmmm
Cirrina: hehehehehe
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Gai: *eating* so they kicked you out of the band cuz you were sleeping with their old bass player?
Neta:..... Yeah if you want to word it like that.......*sigh*.....*eating*....it was just the front man who had a problem with it the other didn't really care.
Gai: do you at least get residuals
Neta: just a little I get a couple checks here and there. nothing much....
Gai: hmmmm........so how's your business holding up?
Neta:*eating*... It's going great..... opening a second location I'm planning on buying a house getting married lots to do
Gai: oh..........wow....... I missed a lot.....
Neta: yeah......... but......... you're here now I guess.......*eating*......
Gai: I'm surprised you want me back in your life
Neta: I don't
Gai: oh
Neta:.......... but you're here so might as well stay I don't care what you do anymore..... what made you decide to show up anyway?? it's not like I'm a successful musician anymore.... you need money or something?
Gai:.......................
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Warabie: hey mahi!! How's your little road trip
Mahi: it's umnm
Mizole: why are you still mad that I dumped you!!?? like it's been years get over it ?!
Ichiya: because you didn't fucking "dump me" You fucking ghosted me!!! You ignored my calls! You ignored my text!! You blocked me almost everywhere and didn't explain why!! Dumping someone is telling them to their fucking face not just leaving them confused and feeling like shit!!
Mahi: it's fine we're almost to the festival do you want me to get you something. I can get you a shirt and make you feel better
Warabie: nahhh I'm fine
Mahi: so how's the farm?
Warabie: we're not on the farm yet. We're in the city. My dad was forced to come with us so we have to get him close. It's a long story.
Mahi: oh damn you have to stay with your dad? It just keeps getting worse for you huh?
Mizole: see this is why this is why no one wants to be around you!! You're so overbearing and you overstep constantly! You have no concept of boundaries and you have no understanding of personal space!!
Ichiya: what do you mean? I don't understand boundaries!? I literally did not talk to you for several fucking months because I assumed you wanted to be alone and you know what I did?! I left you the fuck alone!!
Mizole: checking someone's Inkstagram five times a day isn't leaving someone alone!
Mahi: just give me one second........ Hey babe can you stop fighting with your ex please. You two are killing the vibe. Also, you're driving way over the speed limits kind of making me nervous
Mizole: sorry babe
Mahi:....... So when you get on the farm send me a picture and also bring back some stuff
Warabie: like what?
Mahi: I don't know fruit? Or something.... maybe a calf!
Warabie:... Like you take care of that... I gotta go see ya .......*huff*...dad it's been an hour we have enough things lets try to find ikkan.....he mentioned Mrs Cuddles.......... hey uhhh hello do you know where Mrs Cuddles is? think it might be a restaurant.
Stranger: oh Mrs Cuddles yeah? Yee uh jest gotta up to dolly wea pass te fork in roed don lef wen ya reech the stock for coaches It's going to be in the ridt next to the fritter bakery...
Warabie: ..............thank you
Stranger: cod bless.
Warabie: ..................................
Shimi: see this we go to nice places when we travel .... You actually understand what they're saying.
Warabie: Dad....uhg...... I'll just search it.......[ping]....... Here it is...... 'Dollyway pass' is a street name okay.. I think I understand what he was saying.... let's go.
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Mrs Cuddles: well well looky here. is that Merv?! Haven't seen you in months.... Did your wife ground you again hehehe.... I swear how you found that woman. I will never know
Merv: well I'm just here for a quick visit for the summer.... Just the regular please...... I also brought someone...
Ikkan: ....... hey Mrs Cuddles
Mrs Cuddle: No..... Absolutely not..... ikkan Kane!!........ It's been years since I've heard from you! No phone call, no visit, no email, not even a letter!
Ikkan: I'm sorry
Mrs Cuddle: your brother always drops by almost every month just to see me... And you can't even give me a letter. Not even a holiday card!.... Look at you as skinny as the day you left. Sit down.
Ikkan: hehe I've just been really busy....hehehe I'm really sorry.... I should write to you more....
Mrs Cuddle: you should! ... I've been taking care of you since you were nothing but ink! Changed your nappies and everything....... Still have that stain on my white blouse, it never came out...
Cirrina: hehehehehhehhehe
Mrs Cuddle: and who is this? Young lady well aren't you pretty?.... What's your name love?
Cirrina: Cirrina
Mrs Cuddle: cirrrinnnaa oh that's a lovely name. Is she yours
Ikkan: yeah she's my daughter my partner's the biological father
Cirrina: him and my dad are dating
Mrs Cuddle: oh..... ikkan... I have expected you to be in a relationship.........but then again I never expected your father either so hahahahaha. Have some food it's on the house.. Nice and fresh.... ikkan you drink?
Ikkan: not that much
Mrs Cuddle: stand up.........ummm...tall like your mother...... You can probably drink as much as she can too. I'll give you two mugs on the house
Ikkan: one is fine.........*sigh*........ You like this place so far Cici.
Cici: yeah it's nice. I like Mrs Cuddles she's nice
Ikkan: you'll see her again when I get married...
Cirrina: there's a lot of Octolings and inklings here and they look..... Native
Merv: That's because this place wasn't affected by the turf war.
Cirrina: really?
Merv: when the war started a lot of ink fish moved up here to escape the war didn't want to be part of it. Due to the landscapes we weren't affected by the flood all that much. A little bit of corrosion on the mountain.
Cirrina: so these octolings lived on the surface for their whole life? They were never underground? Like ever?
Merv:.....well a lot of them escaped from the underground...a lot of Octolings work in trade here. Most of these new buildings are made by octolings.
Cirrina: wow..... They don't have turf wars do they?
Ikkan: ehhhhhh..... It's not popular. But they do you have a lot of other fun stuff here
Warabie: ugh..... This place is confusing.....*huff*...... What the hell is a coach?
Shimi: *humpf*..
Ikkan: a coach is just what some call buses you'll get used to some of the lingo the longer you live here...........hey mom I oh-
Koi-koi voicemail: sorry, I can't be on the phone right now I'm currently on vacation and I'm probably drunk hehehehehe leave a message at the tone
Ikkan: ok.... Hi Mom, I made it home safe. Just wanted to let you know that. Enjoy your vacation.bye....... love you....... Let's head to the bus stop and hit the ferry. We're almost home.
Cirrina: Wait you promised we were going to visit Uncle Noji!
Ikkan: did I? I don't remember that.
Cirrina: but you said-
Ikkan: I say a lot of stuff sweetie. I can't keep up with the shit I say let's go
Mahi and Umishi bought so much shit from plucc-eeies they bought a tent and everything they got a lot of knick-knacks for everyone except for @fish-at-fish-fish-resort @catastropic
#Mrs. cuddle is not a cuddle fish she's actually a pollan fish#there's going to be a lot of pollen fish#neta is bpd coaded#Gai is a deadbeat dad but he's not like a terrible person.#I mean he is a bad guy but like at the same time he's not. he's kind of like BoJack if you get what I'm saying#plucky's It's just buc-ee's for Splatoon#If you don't know what buc-ee's All I can say it's not a gas station and it's not a truck stop. it's an experience#if they weren't in a car I feel like umishi and mahi would enjoy watching their partners fight.#they like the drama#ichiya and mizole were toxic and everyone hated them as a couple but they love the drama. they ate that shit up#every time they fought online it was an event#we're going to get to the farm and the festival next time I swear#neta
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