#pls someone draw him like that meme

[epiphainie]

buck next episode: baking my ex-boyfriend into a cookie because i miss him

[lookismaddict]

Everyone pointing out my change in tone whenever Gun appears:

Lookism Chapter 439 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

God, I was looking forward to doing this chapter review today but then my day really started off not as good as I hope for. But it’s ok. I just hope that this review will be uplifting for me while it’s being made. Anyways, CH. 439 EVERYBODY!! WOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVED READING THIS CHAPTER. SO, LET’S GET INTO IT.

Um... Jichang? Try him. 😀

UMMM... SORRY JICHANG, WHAT WAS THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM THE SOUNDS OF GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT... 🙄

Wow. So it really has come to this, huh? I didn't wanna do a Master vs. Student comparison because Daniel was trained by Gun, not James. Although James didn't personally train him, Daniel did get some of his moves from him so he's clearly a beast... Damn.

Daniel Park, a model? 👀 I can't believe I made a clothing brand flyer out of these panels. 💀💀💀

Tbh the Allied shirt that Daniel is wearing looks so fucking dope. 🔥 If PTJ ever drops the actual merch for Allied, I really wanna purchase one so badly. The design is so sick, and you already know Imma stunt on them hoes if I ever get my hands on a shirt. 🤪

He's really just playing around with them, huh? Especially Daniel. 😭

I swear, Hudson and Jay are only in this chapter to provide reactions to the fight. They really do be representing the crowd. 🔥 THE CROWD SAYS :O

This shot of Jichang is so cool ngl... and hot. 💀💀

Bruh he really do be thinking this.

JESUS CHRIST- DANIEL IS GETTING SLICED AND DICED LIKE HE'S A STALK OF VEGETABLES. PEPPERS? OK! ONIONS? YOU GOT IT! GARLIC? I GOT YA COVERED!!! 😜🌶🧄🧅

Jichang looking all sinister, like he about to end Daniel with the most deadliest Karate chop of the century. BUT OH GOD, DANIEL NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭

*inhales* Bro... you guys had no idea how much I was jumping at that first panel right here. Jumping and running around and shit. My reaction was literally, "No... Noooo wayyyy... Nooooo FUCKING WAAAAYYYYYYYYY... PTJ, YOU'RE LYING!!!!!! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING????? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! UI DANIEL IS BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!" 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

And not me anticipating a Gun Park memory because it always happens whenever Daniel is in UI... (or at least, Gun is mentioned whenever he's in the zone... Auto Zone. 😩 If you get the reference, ily.)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GUNNNNNNN!!!! I KNEW IT, WE'RE GONNA GET ANOTHER SCENE WITH THIS HOT ASS MESS OF A MAN. 😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥 UGGGHHHH IMMA CREAM ON HIM I SWEEEAAAARRRRRRRRR. HE CAN EAT ME UPPPPP AND BEAT THIS COOCH UP ANYDAY. GOT ME QUIVERING SHIIIIIII 😩😩😩💢💢💢💢💢 Also, is he NAKED??? 😳 Bruh. He's naked around Daniel, but he isn't naked around his previous successors. Hmmm... do I sense... favoritism? And why is Daniel kneeling down in front of him. Don't tell me they "fought". 👁👁 Or he gave Gun a good suck. Pero come on Daniel, tell us that his dick is huge. GINORMOUS. MASSIVE. LENGTHY. THICK. HEAVY??? LMFAAAOOOOOOOO OK, I'LL STOP.

Hehehe, if you aren't familiar with this by now-

*N S F W M E M E W A R N I N G*

(If you're not comfortable with inappropriate memes, then just scroll past them.)

This really is my mind 24/7. You should know me by now and how I want this man soooooooo badlyyyyyy. God, I want this man to ram me so goddamn good. Legs shaking, loud moaning, ass smacking, hair pulling, back blowing... AEUUUUGGGGHHHHH. 😩😩😩💗💗💗💗 I just wanna keep it real. I'm not ashamed or sorry. 🤷🏽‍♀️ If you don't want me to simp so badly, then you shouldn't have followed a Gun simp in the first place. 😤

OH MY GOD- OF COURSE HE'S INTO CHOKING. 😩😩 PTJ, YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. MAKING ME EVEN MORE NEEDY FOR HIM, FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK.

"Leave your body to Lady Death." God, that gave me chills. 🥴HNNNNNNGGGGHHHH EVEN THAT SMIRK TOO. GOD, I'M GOING FERALLLLLLLL. HE'S SO SEXY!!! CHOKE ME, DADDY GUN. 😭😭😭 HE REALLY GOT ME IN A MENTAL CHOKEHOLD, I'M JUST SAYINGGGGGG.

CALL ME DELUSIONAL. IDC AND IDGAF. I WANT GUN TO CHOKE ME. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Ok I'm done. *sighs*

*E N D O F N S F W M E M E S*

Man... I love psychotic men. Men who go crazy insane with power. Men who are overpowered. Men who can silence anyone. Men who can dominate others. Men who can beat the shit out of anything and anyone. MEN WHO CAN RUIN OTHER PEOPLE'S SELF-ESTEEM. MEN WHO CAN TAKE AWAY THEIR WILL TO FIGHT. MEN WHO CAN SLAUGHTER ALL OF THEIR ENEMIES ONE BY ONE WITHOUT CARING. MEN WHO- ok I'll shut up about my taste in men.

Oh my lord, look at UI Daniel fight so diligently and so swiftly too. AND DAAAANNNGGG DUDE, LOOK AT THE IMPACT HE HAD ON JICHANG'S BACK!!! He for sure is a menace, no doubt about it.

I love how hyped their fight was. LOOK AT JICHANG'S FACIAL EXPRESSION TOO!! HE REMINDS ME OF SAMUEL IN SOME OF HIS FIGHTS HAHAHAHAHAHA INSAAAAAAANE

BRUH, ISN'T THAT THE OLD MAN ON THAT TRACTOR??? 👀

I KNEW ITTTTT BRO. IT'S THE SEOUL GRANDPA. Also, I'd like to point out how interesting it is that UI Daniel suddenly faded away as if he doesn't exist anymore, when Daniel suddenly retreated from subconsciousness. I almost forgot that it took UI Daniel a while to cease due to the drugs that Daniel's other body was on in that room full of shrooms, back in that arc with Vivi's Club.

YEAH BRO, YOU BETTER RESPECT DANIEL NOW. And how did Jichang not notice that he looked like Jinyoung Park? Like... everybody did except for him. Come on sir, get with the program. 🧍🏽‍♀️

OMG...??? GAPRYONG KIM'S DRIVER??? 🤭🤭🤭 DAMN, EVERYONE WHO WAS A PART OF GAPRYONG'S FIST CAN BEAT ANYONE UP. EVEN HIS DRIVER CAN KICK ASS. 😧 Also... bro. Wtf. Does that mean that they fought for no reason? They got THEIR ASSES BEAT FOR NO REASON??? MAAAAAANNNN WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU, JICHANG AND DANIEL??? IN THE PREV REVIEW, I SAID THAT YOU COULD'VE SETTLED THIS THE CIVILIZED WAY, BUT WHAT DID Y'ALL DO? Y'ALL THREW HANDS. And poor Jay and Hudson. They fought their asses off against some people of Chungcheong and FOR WHAT??? 😭😭😭 WELL, I GET IT. IT'S FOR DANIEL. BUT COME ON MAN, THEY BEEN THROUGH SOME TRASH-TALKING AND SOME INJURIES FOR NOTHINGGGGG. Idk, that just pissed me off. But, the purpose of those fights was to show how much they improved. I admit though, they did improve A LOT and I'm proud of the both of them. Even Daniel too, who just fought with a First Generation King to the point that Jichang had to get into serious FIGHTING MODE. Here kings, your crowns. 👑👑👑 I keep saying this repeatedly, but we better get the full explanation of Jinyoung's backstory or else. Imma go over to PTJ, grab him by the collar, and- 😤😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 /j

Not kidding. Oops-

[throwaway-yandere]

FLAWLESS (Yandere!Various Genshin/Reader)

A/n: This is a complete interactive fic w/ CGs! There’s an HP system and 4 possible endings (yandere!Scaramouche, Alhaitham, Kaveh, and Kazuha). This is my final fanfic and I really put my best effort into drawing and writing this. Have fun!!! Your choices matter so read the evidences properly and try not to get a bad ending hahaha. (Pls answer this poll after and feel free to send me memes about who you got hAHHAHA)

Unreliable Synopsis: (Danganronpa!Genshin AU) If this is your last dance as an idol, then you do not want it. No. You’ll make the real criminal sing instead.

CW: yandere themes, blood, murders (well duh ansy–), and brief mentions of suicide.

Kazuha frowned. "For (L/n) (Y/n), this whole ordeal must seem like a flawless crime."

"They don't know the murder weapon, the suspects— no nothing." Kaveh sighed.

Alhaitham interjected. "Indeed, but the real questions will begin in a moment."

Words punctured the air in nameless accusations. Each time people enter this room, only distrust looms acting both as a safety blanket and suffocating plastic. You stared at the people left. One, two, three, four, five... You clenched your fist, and all those fingers pointed back at you. 

The sixth. 

There are only six survivors left.

"Say, (L/n) (Y/n)." Your Akademiyan companions stared at you as Kunikuzushi’s smirk could practically be heard in his voice. "Where were you at the time of the murder?"

You gulped.

The Teyvat Akademiya. Home only to the most renowned student of their craft. The faculty carefully picks out select groups of students to be their new freshmen- and it can only be counted by hand how many had declined such a generous offer. It was a government state university, but it was also a golden ticket to knowing people from high places.  

Each student was known for contributing something in their fields of interest. In fact, both your adoptive siblings were alumni of this prestigious school. Your brother Aether was a famous "adventurer" (as he loved to call himself instead of an artifact-obsessed archeologist) whereas your sister Lumine was a remarkable swordswoman with a straight-edged track record. Even your older friends, Dainsleif, and a certain glasses-wearing individual you had forgotten the name of were graduates and now boast incredible resumes befitting of an Akademiyan. Each alumnus you've met wasn't someone any person with a head on their shoulders would dare disrespect. 

But that was not the reason for your schoolmates’ evident intimidation.

“Allow them a moment to process,” Alhaitham scoffed. “The Body Discovery Announcement was approximately 2 hours ago. It’s challenging for individuals from the entertainment industry such as them to comprehend complicated matters in a few seconds.”

“I would’ve fainted at your rare attempt at empathy if it wasn't obviously pointed,” Kaveh scoffed before turning to you with a soft stare. “(Y/n), don’t listen to these two, I’m sure we can find out if you’re innocent or not later.”

You gave a short nod of assent.

Tragically, murders had become the norm for college students like yourself. No one has flinched at Kaveh’s grim mention of a suspect lurking by and none had the insanity to deny what had occurred.

It began when you first woke up in one of the Akademiya's classrooms. You stirred awake on a desk near Shikanoin Heizou, the "Detective Prince". He was a famous figure, so you instantly believed him when he said you were both hauled into this location against your will. You were enthused by his infectious desire to uncover whatever was behind the “kidnapping” you found yourselves in. He told you not to worry, that despite the barred windows and inaccessible exits, you'd both "probably" find a way out.  As you both wandered around the area, you found fourteen other students (some familiar faces, some not as much). For a brief moment of hope, everyone thought escape was possible. 

That was until a certain cold-eyed puppet entered the scene.

A heartless puppet you’re sure was waiting for everyone just under that elevator.

“Is… Is this everyone?” You asked like a mouse, frightened as your eyes darted for any hints of twinned cyan hair. Nothing about your recent behavior had gone unnoticed.

Senior Faruzan is missing…

Yoimiya frowned, grabbing your hand for comfort. “(Y/n)…”

Kunikuzushi scoffed. “Enough of this dumb ohhh boohoo exhibit. Let’s go.”

The most mysterious of the bunch left for the stairs immediately, punching the button on the elevator to its ground floor. Yoimiya huffed, muttering complaints about Kuni’s behavior while the three other men followed her silently. No one took the stairs two at a time and walked at a snail’s pace. A clear indication that no one wanted this to occur. 

And just like in the previous cases, Kazuha’s eyes were on you the entire time but spoke nothing of this behavior.

The elevator door opened. You looked at the camera above it. If the Shogun's words are to be trusted, then the outside world is watching your every move like reality TV.

If that's the case, might as well give them a show.

Kunikuzushi stepped aside, royally ushering everyone— and specifically YOU— in.

“Idols first.”

Everyone entered the trial room. If the mood from earlier was tense, it is worse now that you’re inside. Stepping into the cold room makes the situation all the more real.

There is an execution waiting to happen, but without a hint if it’ll be “us” or “them”. Every bright person inside the room here had previously partaken in 4 of these court sessions by force. Since no one can exit the premises nor contact the outside world, the only key out was to kill and avoid getting caught. 5 people had attempted to commit murder, and considering how you’re still breathing, none of the “blackened” had succeeded in getting their way.

How… How did it come to this? 

You enrolled in the Akademiya in hopes that you'd also find the subtle clues as to why Aether went missing, this wasn't in your plan.

Getting roped into this killing “game” was on no one’s to-do list. You received an invitation to enroll in the Akademiya because of your stark idol career, although your siblings being famous alumni may have greatly increased your chances of receiving that privilege. You would’ve thrown that paper into the fire if you knew you’d get dizzy upon arriving in the Akademiya and will wake up in such a heartbreaking dilemma. Hearing from a grapevine, you discovered that Kaveh was invited for his architectural drafts, Kazuha for his poems and a bit of swordsmanship in his repertoire, Yoimiya for her firework shows, and Kunikuzushi?… You don’t know. But you are wholly aware as to why Alhaitham is here as your senior— you were there when he opened his letter after all.

The “mascot” is yet to make her entrance. So, as “obedient” students, you’ve uncomfortably shuffled to the places you were meant to stand. Bile rose inside your throat as you looked at the last five students excluding yourself circling the room— with Faruzan’s crossed-out portrait to your right while Kamisato Ayaka’s on your left. It would appear that most of the dead students were on your side and the closest breathing person next to you was Kunikuzushi, who was two photographs away.

Alhaitham, Amber, Tighnari, Ajax, Albedo, Kamisato Ayaka, You, Faruzan, Xiao, "Kunikuzushi", Kaveh, Cyno, Yoimiya, Layla, Yunjin, Kaedehara Kazuha, and Shikanoin Heizou.

The deceased faces had been crossed out in bright violet paint, a nauseatingly unsubtle reminder that only six remained. Yet, the one that was meant to sit towering above was missing.

“… Where’s The Shogun?” Kazuha asked.

“Ah, so you do have a voice. And here I was about to call you a cricket. I thought our poet lost his words, considering how the previous trial ended,” Kunikuzushi mocked, rolling his eyes. “Just wait and see.”

You sighed, hoping it was quiet enough for Kuni not to have heard it. 

The last trial broke everyone’s spirits and sense of camaraderie the most. Before trials, the puppet gives everyone an incentive to kill. In the Ayaka-Heizou murder case, each student was given a videotape that raised more questions than answers. Yours was a clip of Lumine, your fellow theater actors, and idol mates congratulating you for your enrollment before it cuts off to a scene of your home burned to cinders. As for Ayaka, hers was a short-lived message of her older brother asking her to come visit the clan for Thoma’s upcoming birthday— before it cuts to a gruesome scene of her brother fatally wounded on their living room floor. 

“Find out what happens once you graduate!”... and then the tape ends.

Whoever was the mastermind behind this killing, you had to admit, they were an expert in psychological torture. And unfortunately for everyone, Ayaka was a smart individual— killing the most trustworthy student, Heizou, to cover her tracks better. She put up quite the fight in manipulating everyone to think that you and Kaveh were possible culprits.

You even got into an argument with the calmest person around. Kazuha was “convinced” that Ayaka was right, which led to you two entering an incredibly heated argument that left him depressed with his rejected apology. You were on "good terms" with him before, that being he would always offer to cook food and accompany you often. 

… Perhaps that was a good thing. Discreetly, you thought he strangely knew you to a degree that makes you far from comfortable. It still bugs you how he knew you all too well and yet you know nothing about him other than his aspirations: traditional Inazuman poetry writing with a bit of karuta on the side.

Maybe he used to be a big fan of yours? Even so, the foundation of your music, choreography, and persona was weaved through a tapestry of feel-good lies. And yet, he was wise enough to speak your true thoughts before you even hesitated to voice them in your cheery idol tone. 

But that’s not the issue right now. 

The issue on your plate was that you had no evidence to prove your innocence except for the list of school rules on your E-Handbook because you were convinced someone will kill you during the investigation.

You laughed to yourself bitterly. Might as well review those rules now.

You opened the E-Handbook.

As per “school rules”, there are regulations to be had in a murder game, but none stick to you as these three. Rule #10 and #7: A class trial will commence after three or more students have discovered a corpse, and a Body Discovery Announcement will play as soon as it occurs. However, a trial will be held if and only if every survivor is present; failure to do so will result in class “expulsion.” 

And the last rule that never left your mind was Rule #8: If the guilty party is exposed during the class trial, they alone will be executed.

By the end of Trial #4, she did not receive a proper execution. Ayaka was compelled to restore her honor and raised her sword to…

…

… You couldn’t hate her for it. Even though you were close friends with Heizou, you couldn’t hate any of your fellow students. They all had family, hopes, and visions for the future. Each one here was "a fledgling barely out of the nest." You couldn’t deny that you would’ve done the same.

"Since the Shogun isn't here yet, let's get a headstart," Kaveh gripped the court fence, eyeing everyone with a nervous stare and stiff posture. "What's your alibis?"

Nobody raised their voice initially. You cast a pitying glance toward Kaveh. When it comes to your closest friendships, he comes in second only to Heizou. As someone who had seen the horrors of the media which is essentially a mirror of the world's social issues, Kaveh's one of the few decent individuals left on the planet, in your opinion. In moments of quiet, you, Kaveh, and Faruzan used to chat together, with Heizou periodically interrupting to share his findings regarding everyone's entrapment.

Considering how Kaveh is your last true friend left, you volunteered yourself.

"I never left my room," you spoke audibly depressed, no longer caring that you appeared un-idol-like. "And I refused entry as well. I heard a couple of angry knocks at 9:37 p.m., but I didn't open my door for anyone."

You looked at Kazuha, hurt and accusingly.

You'd never forget how Kazuha called you a murderer. That intense argument made up 30% of Heizou's class trial. He lost his composure and called you a "dishonorable monster". The whole back-and-forth was very much unlike him. After the trial, neither of you talked– and you never left your room unless it was to get something to eat without anyone in sight.

If he was the one who killed Faruzan because he can’t get to you, then you’ll…

"9:37 eh? You got a watch now?" Kunikuzushi pointed at your wrist.

You snapped out of your aggression and nodded, which made him break out in a fit of laughter. 

"HAHAHA!!!" Kunikuzushi grinned, wide. "Learned your lesson, huh?!"

You scoffed, but your ego was humbled and your heart sank at his harsh words. 

Everyone in the room nearly lost their lives because of your time-blindness. It's precisely what made Kazuha suspicious of your motives. You were always unsure of the time, hence, you didn't have the most watertight alibi compared to Ayaka. Before you entered your room to lock yourself, Alhaitham blocked the door with his shoe and handed you his spare wristwatch. He was the last person you saw before your self-isolation.

"Good," Alhaitham said. "And you, Kunikuzushi?"

"Are we going to ignore that angry knocking thing?" Kaveh rightfully asked.

"Let's complete the first task first," Alhaitham answered. "Let's follow the circle; it's (Y/n), then Kunikuzushi, Kaveh, Yoimiya, Kazuha, then I."

"Conveniently putting yourself last," Kunikuzushi snarled. "But whatever. I was napping in my dorm. Woke up when I heard footsteps outside and decided to investigate. The discovery alarm rang off when I entered the nurse's office the second time."

Kaveh fell silent, his face pale.

"I… never went to m dorm that night"

"Oh?" You and Yoimiya curiously said in unison.

"I-I was with Alhaitham, patrolling!!!" Kaveh defended; his arms in the air. "I swear on my life, I was with him! We're probably the footsteps Kuni heard."

He spoke as if it was a good thing with his mouth, but he was whispering that it wasn’t with his eyes.

"Can't be certain," Kunikuzushi threw in a quick grumble and snapped his fingers. “But I think that's probably the case.”

"That makes sense. I mean, if Kuni was telling the truth then that just means there's more chance it's just those two hopping around. Oh, and I was actually on the second floor at the time. I was in the recreational room cause I wanted to get tokens for the cute little Shogun Stall.'' If Kuni’s side comment lasted a month, then Yoimiya's would be a year– but her good cheer is just what everyone needed to alleviate the tension.

"I wasn't in my dorm room either," Kazuha said. "I was in the cafeteria. I couldn't sleep so I decided to fry fish."

"True, I think. When I checked the cafeteria a knife was missing from the shelf."

"We’ll keep your fact-checking in mind, Miss Naganohara." 

No soul was sure if Alhaitham was being genuine about it except for you. And the answer was yes, he was being warily appreciative. Admittedly, you don’t know any of these people before this killing game started, except for one person…

Alhaitham looked away, conscious of how you looked at him.

In all fairness, Alhaitham was closer to Lumine than you and Aether, and he wasn’t your favorite neighbor either. As a kid, he was the type who would leave in the middle of hide-and-seek simply because the ordeal wasn’t “stimulating” to his developing intellect. He had a habit of causing uncomfortable situations just to “observe” your reactions with an emotionless stare. Alhaitham had once given you a sumeru rose with a startling grasshopper to see how you would behave, and the worst part is that everyone knows he did these without malice. His grandmother had to force a sorry out of him for your tears to dry. “He probably has a crush on you, you know how boys are,” was the excuse the old lady tried, but your twin siblings were quick to shut that thought down. You and he were simply oil and water, nothing more, nothing less.

But there were times you two got along. When you aired out loud sentiments regarding how stuffy his room must be, you snatched the book he was reading and dashed up the nearest tree. Despite his grumbling reservations, he was thankful that you taught him how to climb that afternoon. That was the first you saw him smile wider than usual and offered to narrate the book you stole: The Little Prince. 

However, that version of Alhaitham you’ve come to love remains awol amidst this killing game.

"As for my whereabouts: Kaveh is correct. He and I were patrolling just the first floor and exchanging conversation. Neither of us could sleep. We started at 9:15 and ended abruptly at 11:05, when we, along with Kunikuzushi, found–"

"The body." Kunikuzushi finished.

"Yes," Alhaitham said.

Kunikuzushi smirked. From your perspective, the worst part about this was not Kunikuzushi’s inappropriate smugness, but the look in his eyes that mirrored what Heizou used to have— what your good friend used to be. The light in his eyes, his more forward demeanor, the way he crossed his arms and snapped his fingers– it was as if he was copying him. 

Mocking him.

You hate Kunikuzushi. You detest just how much you don’t know why he’s in the Akademiya or anything else about him other than his first name. You loathe how he had made it his job to be the antagonist of every damn class trial. You hate how he looks at you as though you’re beneath him. You despise how much he is willing to withhold vital information till the very end.

Kunikuzushi is like a commedia dell’arte stock character. A Scaramouche. An unreliable servant. You can’t trust a man who said he was moved by your acting in all your filmography only to act like he wants nothing more than to crush your spirits once lives were at stake.

After listening to everyone’s alibis, your intuition screamed from something deep within a place you had begun to trust after experiencing these trials:

Out of six survivors, FOUR of them are hiding something.

“Is everyone present?”

Before you could speak up, a low and refined woman’s voice stole everyone’s attention. All turned to gaze at the long synthetic-haired lady with a katana by her side. She returned the stares with an unfathomable coldness as she strutted to her throne, the silk of her grand kimono touching the floor. 

There she is. The lone audience and judge. The puppet: the Almighty Raiden Shogun. Undoubtedly made of metal and not flesh. Xiao had learned that firsthand when he sacrificed his life in an honorable duel against the captor— but seeking freedom by force was of no use when she herself is capable of the murders she wished to witness.

“Very well. We shall begin.”

“W-Wait, hold up, ma'am!”

The last vaguely extroverted cheerleader raised her hand; her bravery to interrupt the Shogun was acknowledged.

“... Can I share my E-Handbook data with (Y/n)?” She asked, high-pitched.

The medical and criminological technology of this era eluded everyone. Trapped inside the Akademiya with no phones or any signal to the outside world, each student only has their E-Handbook to rely on. It contains information the owner investigated regarding murders and records testimonies made by their peers. A handbook is only “handy” for both people who were hoping to survive and those who were hoping to twist the facts. 

And that offer is exactly what you need.

“You see– they didn’t leave their room during the investigation period– probably worried that the killer might be after them next and they kinda turned into a hikikomori for the past few days. I’m kinda worried they wouldn’t be able to defend themselves on this trial so… So, uh… Pretty please?” The blonde girl smiled nervously.

The Raiden Shogun stared, calculating.

“I shall allow it.”

“Thank you so much!” Yoimiya tapped her E-Handbook as fast as she could, more eager than you were in watching the loading screen fill up.

(SYSTEM: RECEIVING NAGANOHARA YOIMIYA’S E-HANDBOOK DATA…)

(SYSTEM: TRANSFER COMPLETE.)

You smiled at Yoimiya but it came out crooked and jaded. She didn’t complain that you weren’t at your top form today, but she did send you a loud “Do your best!” in her native tongue.

The Shogun walked to the throne and took her seat.

“Now then, let the class trial begin.”

Out like a bolt of lightning, the doors behind you were completely shut with metal bars in her flick of a wrist. In her twisted form of justice, she hammered the circular surface with her gavel.

“Court is now in session.”

(SYSTEM: TAP HERE TO CONTINUE)

[baedreamverse]

class buddy — p.js

enhypen jay head cannon

classmate!Jay whom you met as your desk mate in college.

classmate!Jay is chic with a mysterious aura around him, his demeanor drawing you closer in curiosity.

classmate!Jay who dresses fashionably in a vintage style with his favorite cologne.

classmate!Jay who asks to be your partner in the upcoming project for your class.

classmate!Jay asks for your phone number to discuss about the project once you’re outside of class

"hey, is it okay if we can exchange numbers? Now that we're partners in this project together."

classmate!Jay invites you to go to the library together, using the excuse of “research” for the project

"when are you free so we can go work together?"

classmate!Jay who you get to know as someone with a firm resolve in his beliefs.

classmate!Jay whom you get to know as someone with a unique sense of humor, sometimes pulling dad jokes out of context.

classmate!Jay who you get to know as a person with a warm, selfless, and pure heart.

classmate!Jay who saves a seat for you in class if you’re slightly late.

classmate!Jay in which you enjoy his company during class as he never fails to make you laugh.

classmate!Jay whom you get close to for the remaining of the semester despite finishing the project together.

classmate!Jay invites you to go out for drinks at a cafe he recommended since he found out about your interest in trying new drinks/foods.

classmate!Jay in which you get really close to after spending time outside of class together.

bestfriend!Jay who thought of you and sends you messages regarding a new restaurant he went to with his guy best friends

"we should go together here next time, I think you'd enjoy it"

bestfriend!Jay who matches your energy and jokes around with, occasionally bickering with each other

"let's play fair at least!!"

bestfriend!Jay is afraid of the horror genre but tries his best to watch horror movies with you because he knows you enjoy the thrill of it

"ahh I told you that would happen! now look who's being haunted next."

bestfriend!Jay who sends funny memes on social platforms to share laughter with you

"this is us" "why does it remind me of you from that one time?? lol"

bestfriend!Jay who pays attention to the smallest details of you, especially noticing your habits, which he thinks is cute.

bestfriend!Jay who’s love language is acts of service, in which he plays close attention to you a lot.

“Here, I cooked this for you since you told me it was your favorite.”

“My dish will become the best you’ve ever had.”

bestfriend!Jay who carries an extra hair tie in case you needed it because you either lost it or forgot.

bestfriend!Jay who keeps an extra pouch (comb, hair clip, pads/tampons, cough drops) of your stuff in his car glove box, just in case you forgot to bring an item you needed.

bestfriend!Jay who comforts you when you’re going through a hard time regarding your family, academics, or relationships.

bestfriend!Jay who enjoys cooking for you just to see you smile.

bestfriend!Jay plays the guitar occasionally when he comes over to your apartment complex.

bestfriend!Jay whom you have an annual weekend together to travel far outside of the city.

bestfriend!Jay who treats you out for cafe dates just cause

"let's go out"

a/n: hi hii, hope you enjoy this really short cannon of Jay. for sure there will be more scenarios along the way~ the idea came up to me in the middle of the night as i was streaming their comeback for XO (only if you say yes). 🚨 also if you haven’t yet pls stream their XO (OIYSY) mv, esp on Spotify or Apple Music, and vote for ENHYPEN on all voting platforms (ALLCHART/U Pick/Mnet+/Superstar X/Mubeat)! Thank youu! ♡

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[dawn-the-rithmatist]

Severance s2e3 live reactions, because I guess I’m doing this now

- hello Ms. Cobel :)

- Mark buddy why the fuck are you timing how long it takes to get down the elevator

- Irving’s hesitation to go to O&D?? just stab me in the chest

- helly being so encouraging to Irving when I’m so suspicious that’s not helly?? Fuckkkkk

- “Once we’re out the door my outie will know what to do!” Mark please don’t let your innie down pls pls pls

- OH THE TENSION BETWEEN MARK AND HELLY. IT IS. SO VERY THERE. THEYRE MESSYYYYY

- I suspect the balloons are going to be a running theme

- IRVING YOU ABSOLUTE KING FOR RECREATING THE PAINTINGS

- is this him wanting to look for that hallway in the paintings or is this him hiding from O&D

- Dylan has bought in to the bullshit room plans, noooo the union busting is working

- I desperately want to know what Natalie’s deal is. Girl who are you. Why does the board like you and only talk through you. She doesn’t say anything except what the board has to say.

- OH THAT CONGRATULATIONS WAS HER. okay so there is a person in there somewhere

- something something the fucked up reward of getting to see god portrayed as you when you move up in the system and how that encourages you to play god with the people under your control-

- HELLO MS. COBEL.

- istfg if anything happened to those goats-

- helly is awfully hesitant when it comes to investigating with the goats. Very different from the girl who broke so many rules and tried to hang her outie… interesting…

- GOATS!!!!!!

- Goat?? Man??? Man dressed as goat??? Why

- “are you here to kill me” “hi I’m mark :)” this is a comedy actually

- this woman is living in an apocalypse zone and bitch rolls up in his nice suit like “hi I’m mark”

- Irving is looking at that painting,,, psychic damage

- HI FELICIA (meme voice)

- RAGHHHHH HIM AND FELICIA HAVE BOTH LOST SOMEONE THEY CARE ABOUT AND THEY BOTH GET EACH OTHER THEY FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

- “wellness. we don’t abide such fripperies here.” Girl we can tell

- Also something about how the cowbell calls people but the goats don’t respond… something about how the innies were “locked up like animals” and she just summoned her department with something associated with animals…

- “is it rude to keep asking why you’re a kid” no because we’re all thinking it. But also yes, probably.

- holy fuck they’re really out there lovebombing Dylan so goddamn hard

- something something they saw what Dylan G would do for his innie family with overtime and then they said “we need him to care about something else right now, he’s too dangerous”

- “who’s Seth” “please refrain from sharing sensitive or privileged information” THEY DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW MILCHECK’S NAME

- they’re guilting him into company loyalty and I’m going to start biting. “life is better on the inside” ass behavior. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

- do we think this is actually his wi- WHY THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE LIKE THAT

- BLACK AND WHITE AND OLD TIMEY CLOTHES???

- WHY??

- Irving and Felicia friendship is everything to me actually

- “I’ve only ever seen him scared of one thing. he spent two hours on his hair the first time he went to visit you” I am fucking unwell what the fuck

- the drawings are so-

- THE EXPORTS HALL???

- union organizer mark real

- POUCHLESS???

- Dylan’s wife has a pouch for her things that they made her carry in… hmmmmm…

- “no more cameras!” Mhm yeah so that camera angle had nothing at all to do with surveillance at all. We totally believe you

- Dylan’s visit with his wife is so awkward

- OUTIE DYLAN?!?!?!

- NATALIE HANGING WITH RIKEN?? What the fuck is up

- oh she’s mask off, interesting. Ain’t no way she gives a shit about the book

- they’re trying to make Riken into company propaganda Jesus fuck

- Devon my love my light my hope in the outie world she is so on to them

- THEYRE SO CLEVER. THEYRE SO FUCKING CLEVER

- CAN’T PASS A NOTE? SEAR THE NOTE INTO YOUR RETINAS I GUESS

- GOD THEYRE SO CLEVER, DEVON IM KISSING YOU ON THE LIPS

- I’m about to get jumpscared so bad by Harmony Cobel aren’t I

- oh that’s really not where I expected her to go. Maybe she is more obsessed with Kier than with Mark

- COLD HARBOR MENTIONED

- oh shit she really said me or Milcheck and LOST

- OH SHIT SHE JUST CALLED HELENA A NEPOBABY TO HER FACE

- “why don’t we reset. It doesn’t have to be this way” I just got chills, is she severed? Is she about to be severed? What the fuck

- I need to study Cobel under a microscope. What just happened

- mark is doing conspiracy shit and is simultaneously so exasperated when conspiracy shit happens

- REINTEGRATION?? OH I WAS EXPECTING IT AFTER THE THEME SONG BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO HAPPEN THAT FAST

- Mark pls tell Devon before doing this. PLEASE tell Devon before doing this

- I’m so scared of this going wrong

- HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO END THAT EPISODE

[anon-nee]

insert handshake meme here: you and me having brainworms about an OC we ship with Silco bwuehehehehe

so Vynn is Silco's employee? what kind of work does she do for him? how did they meet? i wanna know everything about her and their relationship pls eeeeeeee :3c

you said it first but I had to draw them fist bumping over their common goal. Au where Vynn and Iris meet (and are also around the same age)

I also drew them as shaped little guys

Ok,,, now for lore time - let it be known I suck absolute ass at writing and wording things so... bear with me. Vynn is her actual name but she actually went by "Hemlock" and did miscellaneous work for quite a while. She met Sevika during that time in a bar fight and they became business associates (aka "you need someone beat up? I got you covered.") and later friends. Vynn gets into a lot of fights but she can stand her ground very well. Fueled by unstoppable rage, you see. She also has quick fingers, easy to pickpocket topside pansies and slip poison into drinks. Stuff like that.

Her actual meeting with Silco happened when Vynn fucked up a mission Sevika put her on without Silco's direct knowledge. Sevika put a lot of trust into Vynn and didn't think it was possible for the legendary Hemlock to fumble a mission so badly. She actually showed up absolutely thrashed (that's where she got her scars from!!) in Silco's office and faced the music. As a second chance (and also a way to keep her head) she's been working directly for him as a way to "redeem herself". SO TLDR she's a henchman. Henchwoman. Whatever. She does muscle work, smuggling, stealing - whatever needs to be done to kick topside in the shins. She actually has an unreasonable amount of hatred for Piltover and blames Piltover and its citizens for literally any bad thing that happens ever. YEAH SO MOB BOSS X HENCHMAN SLOW BURN HAHAAA

[altocat]

Alright then... all 50 "Honest Favorite Character" prompts for Griffith. pls?

( @izunias-meme-hole )

ALL 50 HERE WE GO *cracks knuckles*

1. Do you project onto this character?

No. He's an asshole.

2. Did you always like this character?

The second I saw him all those years ago, I recognized him for the punkass little shit he was and instantly fell in love.

3. What first drew you to this character?

At the beginning of Golden Age, Griffith is incredibly charismatic. It's kind of one of his most defining features.

4. Did you initially dislike/hate this character?

No. ALTHOUGH NOW I CERTAINLY DO.

5. If this character were a woman, would you honestly still like them? Or in reverse, what if they were a man?

Griffith's appeal is all about the writing on him. Miura wrote some excellent female characters as well so I don't think it would change regardless of whether or not Griffith was a woman.

6. Do you have any nicknames or pet names you use for this character?

"THAT FUCKER."

7. Does the character’s age matter to you?

I think Griffith is supposed to be young and almost boyish at times. At least during Golden Age. It's honestly kind of hard to picture him as someone older.

8. Does the character’s looks/design matter to you?

In his case, 100% yes. He's supposed to be charismatic on both a physical and social level. That's how he gets you. The man is a serpent who uses people's attraction to him to his advantage.

9. Does this character remind you of anyone you know? Does that affect how you see them?

If I knew someone who acted like Griffith in real life, I'd be very, very concerned.

10. Do you see yourself in this character even without projecting?

No. The only thing I can maybe associate with myself is that we are both clingy people. But that's where the similarities end.

11. How did you “fall in love” with this character?

MIURA'S S-TIER WRITING ADFGHNFDS Griffith's character arc is so fucked up yet so profoundly interesting to watch.

12. If you could write effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what story (s) would you write for this character?

No attempt. I could not do this character justice.

13. If you could draw effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what scene (s) would you draw for this character?

That fucker getting cleaved in half.

14. Are you physically attracted to this character?

I think EVERYONE is sorta supposed to be physically attracted to him to a certain degree. That said, he's a bit too femboyish for me lolol

15. Are your thoughts surrounding this character usually sexual, non-sexual, or a mix of both?

Non-sexual. After what he did, VERY non-sexual.

16. Have you ever cried when thinking about this character? Genuinely?

No. Part of me pities him during that part of the plot where he gets tortured. But otherwise? No tears here.

17. Have you ever felt physical pain over this character? (ex: physical heartache).

NOPE.

18. Do you prefer to see this character suffer or know peace? Angst or comfort? Both?

FUCK HIM HE DESERVES TO SUFFER ASEDFGHFDS HE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE BERSERK CHARACTER BUT I WANT THIS FUCKER TO DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

19. Does this character serve as a stress ball/ security blanket for you? Something you run to after a bad day to feel safe or happier?

"haha well at least I'm not as much of a bad friend as Griffith amirite"

20. Do you feel affectionate towards this character?

Yes. In the most I-love-you-because-I-hate-you kind of way.

21. Are your feelings about this character platonic, romantic, or familial? All of these feelings at once maybe?

None of these feelings. See above.

22. Do you think you will always love this character?

Studio Gaga is doing a great job with the latest chapters. I see no reason to dip out.

23. Has this character permanently altered or impacted your psyche in a way you won’t forget?

I think all of Berserk has done that tbh

24. Do you ever dream about this character? If so, describe a dream you once had about them.

No dreams. Thank god. If I dreamt about Griffith, I'd sleep with a cross under my pillow.

25. What kind of fan-fiction do you read about this character? If you don’t read fan-fics about them, why not?

I honestly don't read Berserk fic. Idk why--I think the story or characters are just too difficult to replicate.

26. If you look for this character’s name on AO3, what tags are you including or excluding?

N/a

27. Do you like to ship this character with other characters or do you prefer not to?

Pre-Eclipse Griffith/Guts MAYBE. Otherwise, NO.

28. Do you get defensive about this character? If yes, then why?

I do feel like there are some misinterpretations of his character here and there. But I get that because he's sometimes very difficult to get a good read on.

29. Do you affectionately bully this character?

Hahaha LET'S KILL HIM.

30. Are you especially sensitive about this character?

😊😊😊🔥

31. Are you ashamed of liking this character?

No. He's the best villain in anime fight me.

32. If you could make this character a meal, what would you make them?

Poison.

33. Are you “blinded by love” for this character or do you accept any flaws they may have?

I love him BECAUSE of his flaws. He is a horrid, horrid creature who deserves NOTHING.

34. Does this character inspire you with little things in your daily life?

Griffith inspires me to keep my dreams realistic.

35. Has this character ever prevented you from sleeping because you can’t stop thinking about them?

Me at 3am: "Man I hope Guts shanks that bastard"

36. Do you feel a spiritual/soulmate connection with this character?

NO.

37. Is your love for this character a secret from people you know in real life?

ALSO NO. I never shut up about Berserk lmao

38. Do you tend to joke more about dying or killing for this character? Both? What causes the distinction?

Oh I'm not joking 😊

39. Do you feel lovesick over this character?

NO.

40. Are you very empathetic towards this character? When they feel a certain way in the story, do you feel those emotions too?

I actually think it's really important to be able to empathize with villains to a certain degree. Griffith is VERY easy to empathize with during Golden Age. He's one of those villains where you completely understand WHY he does the things he does. I really love the writing behind it. But while I empathize with him, I don't JUSTIFY what he does. There's no justification.

41. Do you prefer to interact with this character directly via self-insert/reader type content? Or do you enjoy seeing them mostly with other characters in the story and/or your OCs?

Honestly if he interacted with a self-insert he'd probably just trick or backstab them in the end.

42. If you could, would you write this character a song or poem?

LOL no.

43. What type of weather makes you think of this character?

...Eclipses 😊

44. Which season makes you think of this character?

Winter 😊

45. Do you feel as if you are intimately familiar with this character?

It's hard to tell because the story of Berserk isn't over yet. Guess I'll find out soon.

46. How much do bad interpretations of this character upset you?

Eh, to each his own.

47. Does this character ever make you laugh sincerely?

The Berserk bloopers are so fucking funny, you guys.

48. What’s your favorite physical/design feature for this character?

Femto is such a cool wtf demonic design adfghfd

49. What’s your favorite personality trait in this character?

His manipulative nature and devious intelligence.

50. Link your fav song, playlist, aesthetic board, fan-fiction, reference pile, personal artwork, analysis post, meme, headcanon, or quote for this character. Whichever one (s) you are most comfortable with!

Don't have anything here, sorry :'D

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

„That‘s not supposed to bend like that“ for Gale/ Astarion pls :)) 🫶

Wow, this felt like I haven't written in months (which is true, especially for anything whump) and like I have unlearned how to do this. But it's a good exercise, thank you ❤️ The whump meme, my humble offering under the cut. More Bloodweave here :)

......

"That‘s not supposed to bend like that."

There's undoubtedly astonishment in Gale's voice, some concern too; but above all, and most annoyingly, curiosity. Naturally. Astarion emits an exasperated noise. 

"You would probably still find it interesting if my bone stuck out to wave at you," he returns sullenly. 

"Do you think that's possible?"

"Gale! Focus, darling. This is a cleric’s job. Preferably soon."

Even Gale, who can hardly take his eyes off Astarion's unusually crooked arm, can't help noticing that the vampire spawn doesn't exactly look pleased. The wizard has spent many thoughts wondering what advantages Astarion actually has from his transformation. Since he is constantly complaining, there can't be many. He may be undead, but that spares him neither hunger nor pain. 

"The bone must be broken," says Gale.

"Of course it is," Astarion replies, drawing out "of course" particularly long, rolling his eyes.  "Gods, you suck at survival skills. And you’re definitely not a cleric."

Gale lifts his brows. The only thing missing is Astarion waving a graceful hand and telling him to look for a healer. As if that wasn't what they've been doing for days, albeit for a very different reason. In his sad collection of despairs, whom he only calls "adventurers" in his most optimistic thoughts, there is actually a cleric. However, she is out collecting medicinal plants, possibly to replenish their meagre supply of healing potions later. Healing potions, all of which are currently in Shadowheart's pockets. Gale has none, and he has no idea what to do.

"At least we can say for sure that you won't die from it, right?"

His fake laughter dies away at Astarion's stare. The waves of guilt washing through Gale do not break. After all, it had been his idea to explore the old ruins. His idea to open the lid of an extraordinarily elaborately decorated tomb. Instead of pleasant burial objects such as gold, there had only been an angry and suddenly very lively corpse inside. In the end, they could be glad that this undead had only broken Astarion's arm and not his neck. They had escaped from this disgraceful adventure with a lot of luck and many bruises, but now…

"At least do some magic," Astarion grumbles, crouching on the ground of a semi-safe-looking hollow. 

"I'm honored that you obviously have a lot of faith in me, but you might have the wrong idea about the weave’s power if you think I can straighten arms with it."

Astarion throws his arms in the air. That is, he tries this gesture of despair, but forgets about his broken arm. Swearing, screaming, and a lot of moaning occurs. It's hard to say how much of it is real suffering. It looks real, his face is contorted in pain, but Astarion is a natural actor. In any case, it works, Gale immediately feels even guiltier. No healing potions, no cleric, and all his wisdom useless because he never gave a single thought to studying a healing spell. A fine leader he is. 

"I'm afraid we'll have to fall back on conventional methods until we get back to camp," he explains regretfully. 

"Conventional?" Astarion wrinkles his nose. "Namely which ones?"

"Well," Gale returns hesitantly, pensively tugging at his stubbly chin, "some kind of splint, I would say. With a branch, perhaps. And a noose. That should do the trick until we meet Shadowheart again."

"A branch?"  Astarion makes a face as if the wizard had suggested he take a mud bath in his best shirt. 

Above all, Gale recognizes, he looks like someone who has quickly become accustomed to the convenience of instant healing. Gale doesn't know much about the vampire spawn yet, but he has noticed some details already. There’s the way he sets up camp: exemplary on the outside, total chaos on the inside. The way he meets kindness with mistrust, and only adopts a nice tone when he thinks it will benefit him. The haunted glance. The scars. He doesn't tell much about the life he was torn from, but it can't have been a very good one. At the end of the day, he's just a spawn. That means there must be a master. And one thing is clear, Astarion hates pain like everyone else, but he is no stranger to it. 

"We're two hours away from camp," says Gale. "If we want to make it until nightfall, we have to leave soon. I'm sure you won't want to walk for two hours with your arm in this condition."

He points to the almost grotesquely twisted arm with a nod of his head. Astarion's gaze follows his, and he sighs. 

"Fine, then."

Gale claps his hands enthusiastically, exclaiming a cheerful "There you go", then he jumps up and immediately starts looking for a suitable twig. Neither of them are necessarily well equipped, be it to build a splint or even a noose. It's a strange life at the moment, with this ticking time bomb in their heads and the cultists breathing down their necks. They often resort to methods that Gale would have rejected as immoral in his previous life. Now he’s not sure whether he can ever go back to this life. Everything is unsure, and everyone has secrets, even Gale. He will soon have to confide his to someone. Surprisingly, Astarion doesn't seem the worst choice, even if he doesn't yet understand why he feels that way. But not today, not now. Now he has to splint an arm, and he has to look confident, not like a man who had a single lecture in naturopathy at university and dismissed it as useless. 

Astarion appears somewhat nervous as Gale approaches with the branch he has carefully trimmed with a knife. Perhaps the stick reminds the vampire too much of a stake. However, this procedure, which even Gale finds almost barbaric in view of the efficient use of healing spells demonstrated by Shadowheart, is painful in any case. 

"I'll be careful," he promises, but Astarion lets out a hoarse laugh. A strange sound, he’s usually so melodic in everything he utters. 

"I'm not a virgin," he says. 

"I'm sorry about that," Gale replies seriously, because it's clear what Astarion means, and it's quite sad to think about what getting used to pain implies. Only later does he realize the ambiguity of the spawn’s words, long after Astarion looks at him open-mouthed, at a loss for words for the first time. And much, much later, he realizes that Astarion hasn't experienced any real kindness, any real affection for a very long time. 

Pain, however, is a constant, and it can be a connection. Gale touches Astarion with a delicate grip, as if he is holding something fragile in his hands; and somehow this slender, pale arm is very delicate indeed. 

"I broke my arm when I was seven," he explains in a conversational tone.

"Really, Gale Dekarios fell off a tree? Hard to believe."

The mockery in Astarion's voice has no edge, and Gale is too good-natured to take offense anyway. Or too soft. 

"Not a tree. It's a less than glorious story... I practiced a spell from a book that was far beyond my abilities at the time. The spell backfired, and the force shattered my elbow like this."

He snaps his fingers and grins wryly. It's not easy taking care of Astarion's arm with a bunch of cloth (Gale's shirt, Astarion protested loudly when the wizard asked for his garment) and a branch, and it's clearly no fun for the spawn. Quickly, he goes on. 

"My mother summoned the best healer in all of Waterdeep in no time at all, and in addition to her justified reproaches, I had to consume foul-tasting potions for a week, to strengthen the repaired bone."

"For a whole week? My dear, you've let yourself be ripped off."

There's something strangely comforting in Astarion's mischievous gaze. 

"Done," says Gale, and Astarion looks at his arm in amazement. 

Something is working in him, it's clear, his astonishment is genuine. His words, on the other hand, are as dry as ever, he quickly catches on.

"Well, it still hurts," he says and struggles to get to his feet. 

"My apologies."

"No need, you can easily make up for it. Someone has to carry my stuff, right?"

"As long as you keep the true nature of our adventure a secret from our esteemed cleric."

Astarion tilts his head. "You're bargaining? Interesting. But I will have to provide some kind of explanation, won't I?"

"You'll think of something. But don't forget to mention the good care, provided by the humble wizard."

Despite the cheerful words, Astarion looks at Gale for quite a while, almost as if he wants to look behind his forehead. There is at least the tadpole, and its abilities are still uncanny to both of them. 

"I'll think about it," he says slowly. "It could have been worse. Just don't assume, that I will go on another mission like this with you alone, Gale of Waterdeep."

"We'll see," Gale replies, and this once, Astarion doesn't argue.

[kasarian]

wip dump2

img 1: Three conceptual sketches of a character named Ruvina, nicknamed "Ro". One of the sketches has been roughly colored in, her hair with a blueish white and her eyes black with white four-pointed star pupils and a red highlighting the bottom half of her eyes. One of the notes on the side, referring to her hair says "Like a trailblazing star." The other two sketches feature the backside and a simplified version of her hair

img2: two sketches are on this page, on the left are two OCs romantically involved, Hiraya and Akku. Hiraya has dragon horns and is wearing a headband, having most of his hair tied back in order to read, while Akku snuggles up to his boyfriend's side, sleeping peacefully. the sketch on the right features another OC, Alon. he is winking at someone to the side while twirling his hair playfully as he poses, hip cocked to the side.

img3: a simple comic type doodle with very messy drawings. the first features a panicked Akku, showing off to his mentor figure, Orbit, a seemingly miniature version of him. this miniature version is a reference to sky: children of the light. on the second panel, orbit looks mildly concerned, and onto the last panel on the rightmost, the two are drawn in a simplistic meme style that has them both worrying over this sentient tiny figure.

for image alts, pls lmk if i am lacking and i will change it ! ty

anyway uh yeah some. wips? warmups? getting back into the groove of drawing so i can finish private comms weeeeeeee

if someone... wants to ask about any of them 👉👈 pls do....

[celestie0]

Me reading ch 9 for the first time; what is it finna pla- WOAHHHHH

First off I can't thank you enough about how you made Reader ACTUALLY stand up for herself and not go right back to Gojo like girl that was mean... do it again 💋 it's SO refreshing to see reader defending herself and not be a damsel in distress 24/7 she was basically saying “zip up the yap trap and get a move on” what a queen

Second of all, I'm still spiteful for that scene of Gojo and Shoko so hope that Reader comes at him with that one (I wanna see her saying "I can draw Caseoh on your forehead" for that one or something LMAO /j) also I may or may not have a crush on your y/n in this story sjcjsj she is a hard-working person who is not only attractive prior stated by you but also just a bad bitch in general. She has flaws but that's what makes her so good and relatable in a way which is perfect for a story where the main character is a self-insert. Honestly you should be a real writer one day you're literally cooking with this story ongg

MWAHH much love and take care of yourself <3

🩷🩷🩷

aaaaa PLS 😤 mr center forward is lucky enough she’s still willin to give him a chance

omg when i read gojo & shoko i was like ??? since when was shoko in kickoff LOL i thought u meant to send this ask to someone else 🤣 and then i remembered. PLS ch4 feels like sooo damn long ago. yea im curious how reader is gonna deal w the aftermath of gojo’s WHORE era🧍🏻‍♀️sendin him to CELIBACY CAMP

omg im glad u like herrrr me too ngl i felt my pussy pop mult times while i was writing her in ch9 i kinda want her 🤣 gojo needs to move aside i wld treat her right LMAO. he better know how to fight. thank u i rly like sort of grey area characters w believable flaws n all so im so thankful to hear that u think that way 🥺💕

aaaa i’ve no interest in being an actual writer i’m a science girlie thru n thru but that is srs so flattering to hear thanks uuu!!

you are too sweet. sm love from me to you. eminem meme 10/10. have blessed day/night my dear reader <333

[lexygabe]

northquido headcanons

disclaimer: i was bored af lately so i decided to write down all of my thought about this stupid assholes

tw: use of slurs (it's fucking liquido and north come on you know they would) and nsfw content but this is under a cut

• this one is for the veterans that followed me on wattpad, the 🎀💋🤩💌👯‍♀️bread 💌❤️‍🔥❤️❤️, to be more specific brioche bread is liquido's equivalent of giving someone chocolate box,

• their relationship doesn't get in the way when it comes to their rivalry,

• their love language is using the most fucked-up insults you've ever heard of. liquido calls north 'dirty dumb blonde fag' and north tells liquido that he is the biggest stupid cunt he ever dated. they love each other 🥰🥰,

• to everybody's surprise this relationship is good for them. since they are dating, both north and liquido spend more time on training,

• liquido is much of an attention seeker so it's very hard to see them being apart,

• when they are in the same room with other people and liquido starts to acting up, north is like: "oh my god, sit the fuck down🙄🙄". at first liquido haven't listen to what north was telling him but over time as north was telling liquido, for example, to shut up: liquido shut up. "hold it": liquido holds it. "tell him": liquido tells him,

• when it comes to north, liquido always mocks him. when something happens liquido says things like that to north: "say you are sorry", "thank me now", "😜😜say: please liquido😵‍💫 i can't live 🥺🤭 without you". unfortunately, north knows he needs to say all of these things because otherwise liquido will be offended at him a whole day,

• type of couple that was shipped by fans long before they started dating,

• when it comes to being romantic, they are romantic on the level of a third grade student. north gives liquido some 'awesome, diabolical, fun as hell rocks' he found on the beach and liquido sends him pictures of drawings that he made on some documents or nda's (del aqua was pissed off) (those drawing looked like if they were made by preschooler),

• the most romantic thing they've done was placing receipt with written love confession into an empty alcohol bottle and they throw it to the ocean. soon after that beach guard reported them to police and they have to pay a fine💀💀,

• north sends liquido every "blue haired girl" meme,

• another easter egg for my wattpad followers: north teaches liquido how to ice skate (it ended up horrible),

• liquido is the master of making the scene in public. he is sitting on north's lap in the most random moments and places, he gives north a slap on the ass when there are cameras everywhere, etc.,

• north on the other hand, hits liquido in the shoulder, elbows him in the stomach or pokes him between the ribs with his fingers.

"it wasn't funny😐😐😦😬"

"good😠😤"

• north is crocs and liquido is flip-flops,

• they don't care about privacy in the bathroom. when one of them is washing their teeth - the other is peeing, etc.,

• don't let them play uno or monopoly,

• btw they are playing a lot of traditional games when they have lazy days,

• the couple that wouldn't marry each other til their 60s

• they are drawing dicks on a cast if one of them broke any bone.

nsfw:

• when they are making out there is a lot of saliva, teeth and blood (because they bite each others lips every time),

• if you see them during a quickie, you didn't predict. just go away,

• someone already mentioned it but breath play, liquido likes it especially. yeah it also applies to swallowing,

• dirty talk and i mean a lot,

• tbh liquido is the one that is doing blow jobs and giving hand jobs to north, this is my man's cup of tea,

• north is one wild mf, my man is searching for that g spot inside those hydra cheeks (im sorry, pls forgive me),

• THEY ARE LOUD AS FUCK, OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP,

• hickeys💋💋💋.

[pokemonomegaverse]

ANON asked: 2, 5, 7, 8, 15, 21, 22, 37, 40, and 42 for hardenshipping pls?

2. Who’s the one to send the other “I love my gf/bf” memes

Maxie would never do this, and wouldn’t find memes particularly funny either.  If one of them were going to send “I love my bf” memes to the other, it would have to be Archie.  Even then, he’s not that on top of current social media trends and jokes, so the only way he would really see memes would be if one of the grunts showed them to him. So he doesn’t generally send them to Maxie, and if he did, it would be more to tease him since he knows Maxie wouldn’t appreciate it.

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

If you count from the time they first starting dating when they were in Team Rocket together, then it takes roughly 20 years for them to get married.  From the time they reconcile after the events of ORAS, they’re married less than a year after they’re back together.  They honestly would have been fine never getting married, but once they decide to try for a child, they decide to get married for legal reasons.  They don’t have a wedding ceremony and just get a marriage license issued through a court.

7. Are their friends/family supportive

Their friends/teams are mostly supportive, although they’re initially weirded out by it on both sides for varying reasons (although most aren’t that surprised when they really start to think about it). The Team Aqua members are slightly more supportive since they just want Archie to be happy, but most do wonder why he would choose Maxie of all people.  Surely there’s someone he’s interested in with a more agreeable personality.  Most assume their shared history is the main draw, since the grunts are aware of the fact they were together in some sort of capacity back when they were in Team Rocket together.  

As for Team Magma, they’re even more surprised than the Team Aqua members, since the assumption is that Maxie isn’t interested in being involved with anybody in general.  More than a few grunts wonder if the rivalry between their two teams was actually some sort of long running lover’s feud, but have enough sense to not voice this in front of Maxie.  In that sense, they’re more wary about the idea of them getting together, since they’ve already proven a breakup between the two of them has the potential to get ugly. In an effort to avoid Maxie’s wrath, no one is actually unsupportive though, and as time goes on, everyone is relieved to see that the two do balance each other out, even if they’re still prone to arguing.

As for their families, Archie is the only one that still has some contact with his family, specifically his mother.  She’s aware of all of the shared history between the two, so she’s understanding of their relationship and is supportive, although like most, she’s concerned whether they’re relationship will end badly like it did last time.  Since she’s been around since the beginning though, she’s not as worried as most since she figures if the two still have feelings for each other after 20 years, they can make a relationship work if they really try for it. 

As for Maxie, he cut all ties with his family around the same time he joined Team Rocket.  He comes from a wealthy family who has very conservative views on what the role of an omega should be.  To escape that, he ended up leaving home the day he was of age and never looked back. If they were to somehow find out about his and Archie’s relationship, they would approve of the fact Maxie was finally settling down with an alpha to have a child, but wouldn’t think that much of Archie in particular, thinking Maxie should have found someone of higher social standing.  Archie being a self-made man who managed to build his own organization would be a point in his favor, but the fact he was born to a ‘lower class’ single mother would overshadow a lot of that. 

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

It’s rare for either of them to get upset to the point where they’d cry or have a panic attack, as both are good at repressing those sorts of emotions.  From both their time in Team Rocket and then as the leaders of their respective organizations, they couldn’t afford to show weakness, so even around each other, they still don’t completely let that drop.  It’s too ingrained at this point to always seem strong and collected.   That being said, Archie is the more transparent of the two and also the one who’s more honest about what he’s feeling, but when Maxie breaks, he breaks hard.  

Talking about whatever the issue is can go either way since they’re prone to arguing, so they’ll generally physically reassure the other first (whether this be through simple holding the other all the way up to sex varies), and once the other has calmed down, then they’ll talk about whatever is bothering the other.   Both tend towards being pragmatic, so actually solving whatever is causing the other’s distress is viewed by each as the best approach. 

15. Have they saved each other’s lives before

Probably, almost certainly a few of those times being when they were in Team Rocket together.  What initially sparked their relationship was how well they were able to work together in stressful situations on the fly.  While they had seen each other around headquarters and Archie had tried to engage Maxie in conversation a few times (which resulted in Maxie brushing him off), it’s not until they both get into a dangerous situation on a mission together and are able to get out of it through quick-thinking as a team that they actually start to interact more (or rather, Maxie deems Archie worthy of engaging with).  There are likely other situations they’ve been in together where failure could have resulted in death, and it’s through working together that they’re able to keep each other alive. 

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

I honestly can’t see either of them having a specific song that’s “their song.”  If you want a song that remind me of them though, So Tied Up by Cold War Kids, Bishop Briggs is very HardenShippingcore

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride

Like most of their interests, they have completely varying tastes in music, so the most common compromise is to either listen to nothing or turn whatever they do end up listening to down low.  They don’t generally go on joyrides, so this would be an issue that rarely comes up.  The most likely time period they would have gone on random joyrides would be when they were first dating in their 20s, and during that time, they’d be more likely to actually alternate who got to choose the music.  This then turned into how long the non-chooser could tolerate the music choice before demanding they put on something else.

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

They do.  A lot.  Anything and everything is fair game to fight over, although it’s most often their differing viewpoints on how to approach an issue that gets them into arguments.  To some extent, bickering is second nature, and each has gotten better at not taking what the other says personally, so it doesn’t often escalate into a full blown fight.  When it does though, they’ve found it’s better if they each separate for a while to cool off, and then re-discuss whatever the issue was once they’ve each had time to calm down.  Part of what tore their relationship apart the first time was their inability to see the other’s viewpoint, so this time, they make a promise that even if they don’t see eye-to-eye on an issue, they’ll always listen to and respect the other’s opinion.  It’s hard sometimes, but ultimately a difference of opinions isn’t worth the loss of their relationship.  They’ve already learned this the hard way.

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

Both of them would in varying circumstances.  It can go either way if they’ll fight someone if the person is simply insulting the other, since they both are forced to accept a certain amount of criticism due to their past actions in Team Aqua and Team Magma.  Some criticism is fine, particularly if it’s true, as they’re both trying to rebuild their image in order for Team Terra to get backing.   They’d certainly want to fight the person, but they have to choose their battles in order to not damage their reputation further.  If the insults start to get particularly vicious or untrue, then it’s more likely they’ll challenge the person to a Pokemon battle to prove them wrong, but again, it’s a cost-benefit situation.  If someone were to actually threaten the other though, then without hesitation, they’d fight for each other.   Of the two, Archie is slightly more likely to fight someone simply because he’s more impulsive than Maxie.  Maxie is better at repressing his feelings for the sake of the Team.

42. How would one react if the other was to die

Ultimately, as sad as each of them would be if the other were to die, they would move on and continue with their lives.  It does depend somewhat on when the other were to die though.  If it were to be shortly after their teams got back together, or especially while Dylan was young, it would be harder then.  Not only would the survivor have to lead the Team alone, but they would also end up as a single parent, alone in raising the child they had vowed to raise together.  In some ways though, due to having so many people relying on them, it would force the survivor to remain strong for everyone else.  Having Dylan would prevent them from falling too far back into their old habits as well (also they now have a little reminder of their dead lover to care for and protect).  While Maxie would be at risk for becoming cold and harsh, he couldn’t for Dylan’s sack. In reverse, Archie would have to remain firm and resolute for Dylan, and couldn’t fall into being impulsive and reckless.  It would be hard, but the survivor would ultimately vow to live on in place of the other, doing the best they could to raise their child and make Team Terra the organization they had dreamed of together.

[prpfz]

HELLO, 24F here! ☁️🪽

I’ve been having an INTENSE craving for a RP that’s super ✨sweet & romantic✨ Here’s what I’m looking for:

- Fandomless, MxM, w/ picrews/other arts for our characters. MxF is welcome for any couples we may choose to have as supporting characters.

- I mainly want to write the dominant for our star MxM couple, but I’m giving priority to those who can double up so I can also have some time writing a submissive M on the side (hint: i have a soft spot for golden retriever sweetheart doms😇). I already have a dom character to use for your sub, but I’d be more than happy to flesh out someone new if he isn’t your cup of tea.

- When it comes to subs, pls have an interesting, fleshed out male character who isn’t just a damsel in distress. He can BE in distress, but it shouldn’t be his only personality trait. He should be a guy who has my guy head over heels. Captivate him!

- Heavy on this: novella style pls! I’ve had partners start off novella, then slowly write less & less. Or they’ll write novella as the sub & not return the energy as a dom. Pretty pls, w/ a cherry on top 🍒, maintain the quality of your writing! I don’t mind however long it takes, just have me squealing at your response 😫

- W/ that being said, I’m a working adult, so I’ll reply around 1x a week. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But, wtv happens, I’ll always communicate. I ask that you pls do the same :)

- Discord pls. I promise I’m super enthusiastic & love to chat OOC. Not required, but pls bring the playlists, memes, arts, pinterest boards, etc. so we can gush over our adorable couples together!! <3

Now the fun stuff! Again, lots of emphasis on FLUFF & SWEETNESS 🍭! ROT MY TEETH & SEND ME TO A DENTIST👹 Give me heartache, yearning, ballroom-dancing, rescue-you, protect-you, die-for-you vibes! Though it’ll be plot driven, I’d like plenty of smut🫣 too! 🕊️is ok but not needed—just not between our soulmates pls. It can be a contribution to building other conflicts. I have a few hard limits, including 🍪, that we can discuss in private.

I literally don’t care what we write! Modern, fantasy, dystopian, action, mystery, medieval, historical, sci-fi, etc! Possibilities are endless! Vampires & werewolves, criminals & cops/detectives, survivors in an apocalypse, fairies & merfolk, princes & knights, etc! I love to world build & plot, & draw inspiration from where ever! So if this sounds fun, pls like & I’ll come swoop you away in my arms <3

Leave a like, and anon will get back to you!

[ominiscorridorsmyfavourite]

I'm surprised no one has made memes of Ominis using Toph Beifong lines! (I haven't seen any at least)

*first entering the scriptorium*

Sebastian: It's so dark in here, I can't see a thing!

Ominis: Oh no... what a nightmare.

Seb: Sorry..

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*Sebastian and MC questing, looking for something*

Ominis: There it is!

*Seb and MC whip their heads to see where he is pointing, then look at him unamused*

Ominis: That's what it will sound like when one if you spots it *waves hand in front if face*

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Ominis: Oh MC, you saved me!

Natty: It's me, Ominis, Natty.

Ominis: Oh... you can go ahead and let me drown now.

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*Poppy and MC drawing missing posters for Highwing*

Ominis: It looks just like her to me

Poppy: Thank you Ominis I- why do you find the need to do that?

Ominis: *Cheeky grin*

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And my personal favorite...

Ominis: What's wrong with you people!? ... I'm blind!

PLS SOMEONE DRAW ONE OF THESE I AM TALENTLESS 😭😭😭

[venaue]

- Social Media (in my TWST AU) -

this is rly short cz im procrastinating finishing my oc profiles rn... oops edit after i finished: wow i lied MY BAD i did not anticipate this... ahahahaha...

any notes (do i call it that?) would mean the world even a like will make me very happy (pls im desperate.... i did not do all this yapping for nothing... /lh /nsrs) ok first section :sparkles: Magicam :sparkles:

in my au i sorta think of magicam like insta (obviously) except there's like two main sections obviously there's the insta bit which is just . insta . yk photo based and shit

then there's also a section that's essentially just twitter like as in text based posts and twitter type shenanigans and stuff

(think of it like threads but if people actually used threads as much as they used instagram and it was like integrated into the instagram experience and culture and stuff)

therefore insta-type posts and twitter-type posts can exist simultaneously and everyone wins (that's why everyone only talks abt magicam cuz its got EVERYTHING in one) wow!!!!!!!!! ok next section... a twst equivalent of discord... it doesn't have a name idk whether to keep it as discord or not... imagine i call it magicord... /hj ok so i just came up with this idea as im writing this so we're winging it

but essentially its like a main chat system integrated into most games where essentially you login to all games through this account and your username stays the same

it also integrates into in game chat systems and shit

but it also works like discord as its own platform and you can make servers and group chats and shit too

if you add someone in a game it goes straight to their account so like you don't have separate accounts its just all one :3

that's why gloomurai and muscle_red are always the same yk like ur friends list instantly transfers no matter what game u play handy right :333 last section!!!! [ how this is relevant in my au !! ]

im so so so very sorry theres no context for any of the oc stuff i swear ill get the profiles done soon...

ok this is purely for me to yap about my ocs and canon rn so uh yea

idia (gloomurai) lilia (muscle_red) yuuto (infinitelygrey)* & mace (chainflailed) have a group chat and a server and are usually active in them almost every day. they often play games together , idia and mace carry, lilia has fun (though does his part - competitive ass), and yuuto... yuutos trying his best... he'll bite u if u tell him he's doing worse than the rest of them though

yuuto & kiyuu share a magicam page with ramshackle dorm branding n shit (@/snowyruins)**, and they both have a sign off (yuutos is yu & kiyuu's is ki) kiyuu does most of the posts, whether its of himself, or ramshackle's 'cleaning progress' or him exploring outside of their dorm yuuto pitches in once in a blue moon to post dumb memes and/or reply in the middle of kiyuu's conversations to make fun of people ;p or alternatively just a really shitty doodle of someone to embarrass them aros has a magicam account that's decently famous because of his family, though he rarely uses it except to promote his families business yuuto posts his art under a magicam acc also called @/infinitelygrey (he has to resist the urge to draw his friends schoolmates since its anon) *this is a reference... if u get it ill marry you (/j ill just be very happy) **this one i can actually explain right since since yu + ki = yuki and yuki = snow and ramshackle means like 'state of disrepair' so its basically like ruins right right right right??! ok thats all i can think of rn.... i did way too much yapping holy shit i can feel my braincells melting... stay tuned for another one of these regarding a different topic sometime soon??? i have too much brainrot >;3 im actually kinda rly nervous to post this idk why but yolo ig...

[hopeswriting]

WAIT, because speaking of 56r, someone needs to consider them for the barbie meme redraw that’s going around and draw them for it, pretty please. i mean, you agree it’s so them, right? that nello would have just the most Done expression ever but not surprised (and bonus points if he also looks fond/amused), and reborn would just be soo pleased with himself. he’d look just like ken does actually!! but just with (more than) a dash of him knowing exactly what he did and not being sorry for it whatsoever lol.

anyway if you agree and can draw, pls pls pls draw it and tag me in it, thank you and i’ll love you forever