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baladric · 3 years ago

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god damn why did i used to think pining crushes were so fun? this shit fuckin sucks!!

did i write him an overwrought love letter a calendar year ago that will never, ever see the light of day? Yes. do i hate that fact with my entire being? Also Yes. i blame nose freckles, innate physical affection, and his propensity to speak like he ate a victorian thesaurus.

#i have met the bastard in person TWICE #t w i c e #his physical presence has damaged me irreparably #pls god someone hand me another soft-spoken dorky theatre kid #so i can write Him flowery love letters about his stupid freckles #and the fact that i can talk to him the way i'm naturally prone to speaking #w/o the constant terror of being called pretentious bc WhO uSeS tHe WoRd 'OPINE' iN cAsUaL cOnVeRsAtIoN #me! i do!#and so would you if both your parents graduated from reed college and your whole family thought ACADEMICS was the only way to go!#weird life where me being a music major was disappointing for the Opposite reason than most people #'wait you're not going into? classics? literature? geology by way of socio-anthropology? interdisciplinary theology?'#no aunt pam i want to be poor with a brain full of hate for counterpoint and arnold schönberg #one of my cousins wrote his doctoral dissertation on The Cultural History of Fire #i shit you not #this got away from me #anyway crushes suck #u g h #personal

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