#pls earwashes im like 🤡

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FIRST OF ALL,,,, HOW DARE U i’m not supposed to be on tumblr but u have summoned me im here !!!

LILI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSJWJJSJWKWKKWJSKWNSKWJKWJWKWNKENWJENWKENEJNEKENEJENKENE U KNOW KOO IS MY ULT. U KNOW THAT I WOULD DIE FOR GOTH BF STOMP STOMP GUK. U KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM LITERALLY SCREECHING AND THE SECOMD U TOLD ME ANOUT THIS AND FED ME LITTLE SPOILERS I WAS LIKE

“then there was your dream...jeon jungkook.” that’s right suckers i am a SIMP for jungkook i am WHIPPED and i am HEART EYED for all black jungkook like welcome back to lauren screaming her head off bc miss lili is big talent !!!! is so big talent !!! she is fEEDING us she’s bLESSIMG US,,, but omg seriously this trope is so cute 🥺 like opposites attract, a match made in heaven PLS i cannot i’m like there are tears in my eyes and it’s the beginning how will i LIVE

“angel,,, dollface,,, “ hi my soul has ascended i’ve risen my heart my heart my heart my heart my heart my heart mY HEARTEU IM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i’m like crying literally on my knees bawling [tsunami and flood in the distance] [screeching and crying but in i love jungkook bc he’s boyfriend material a Whole Husband™ like demon jimin honey it’s not ur time to shine so pls sit there quietly and wAIT miss lili wHAT have u done to me i’m actually i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t

“i want you to do it, YN, wash my car for me princess? please?” hobi bby i love u okau ? my sweet ball of sunshine my ball of puppy energy best boi i love u BUT SHUT UP OKAY IM READY TO THROW HANDS U SEE ME MARCHING UP TO U READY TO FIFHT I AM NOT UR PRINCESS SHE IS BEAUTY SHE IS GRACE SHE WILL PUNCH U IN THE FACE >:( but thank u for the please 🥺 even when he’s mean he has good manners. but i’m like blown away from how easily lili can write and portray characters and twist my emotions and play with my feelings so she can control who i like and dislike !!! one day she will take over the world and we will be powerless 🤧 but honestly u are so so so so talented !! every character u write has their own qualities and aspects and it makes the fic so much more real and magical to read. i’m like speechless from how talented u are !! ma’am !!! who allowed u ??? >:(( grr

“when a girl says to fuck off, you fuck off, especially when she’s taken.” oof yes preach jungkook !! speaking facts !! standing up !! lili addressing all the important things like a qUEEN !! we stan !! but seriously omg the dialogue ?? the plot ?? the scenes ?? the character interaction and banter ?? everything flows so smoothly pls mAke tHiS iNtO a mOvIE oR a ShOw aNd cAsT mE omg producer lili with a little um clappy thing they use before they say action and her sitting on the chair like >:| CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT. i’m amazed at how easily i can visualize everything (um certain parts are inchresting 😳)

and whewwwwwwww the smut !! i’m like not one to read smut v often but miss lili includes it and make it work in the smoothest and most flawless way !! i’m like blown away from how RED my face is and hOw blushy i am but jungkook like pls stomp on me. toss me away. rip me to shreds. PUNCH ME. like pls the power lili has to be able to control ur feelings and to make characters so alive. even when we’re texting it’s so easy to imagine all of it play out smoothly and i am once again !! left in awe !! wanting more !! thank u miss lili for feeding us wotj this masterpiece i am speechless like wow no words !! just jungkook as ur goth bf !!

omg remember in the beginning when i read the title wrong 🤡 i think about it and i might cry now i’m leaving bye

cherry glosses n car washes | j.j.k

⇢ pairing(s): goth!jeon jungkook x sorority sister!reader.

⇢ word count: 7K.

⇢ rating: 18+, mature.

⇢ genre: pwp, smut, fluff, college!au, sorority!au.

⇢ summary: in the blistering heat of the summer sun, a bikini carwash is the last place you’d expect to find tattoo bearing, black sweater wearing jeon jungkook. but then again, no one expected to find him dating everyone’s beloved sorority queen YN LN either. in all honesty, he only really came to support her…but most definitely in more ways than one.

⇢ warning(s): please read! brief fight scene, heavy smut, pwp, switch!jungkook, switch!reader, oral sex (male receiving.), oral fixation, fingering, handjobs, heavy!exhibitionism, dirty talk, overstimulation, male masturbation, cumplay, creampie, unprotected sex - please wear protection!

⇢ author’s note(s): hello my loves! happy august! i hope you all are having a beautiful summer! the time has finally arrived for this cheeky fic, read with caution! extreeeme jk spice up ahead. ( thank you to @bangtan-headquarters for allowing me to participate in their Bangtan Boardwalk Collab Event! )

everyone knows who YN LN is. some know you as a daughter, a friend but to everyone at alpha delta pi, you were sister. you were a kind to all, taking care of your peers in your sorority, whether that be during times of hardship or just needing a simple friend to pull through. no person went untouched by your bright light, no person went without your cheery smiles and soft spoken voice, through cherry glossed lips and under peach blush.  you made friends everywhere you went, entrancing them with sparkling eyes and a soft cherry blossom scent— and although you denied it, you were everything everyone wanted to be; smart, pretty, popular— you were living the dream.

but then there was your dream…jeon jungkook.

with dark ink tattoos of guns and roses spiralling down his arms and intertwining with his finger tips, long, thick hair and more piercings than you could count, jeon jungkook was the epitome of college bad boy. your boyfriend was the complete opposite of yourself, trading out any colour for black sweatshirts and heavy combat boots, grazed knuckles and a pierced lip that contrasted with the bubblegum pink shirts you wore every wednesday because your sorority was obsessed with early 2000s movies and yelling ‘you can’t sit with us!’ to jocks across the quad.  

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