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mother dearest asked me to buy a box of 6 vegan doughnuts from this awesome vegan doughnut shop.
thing is, they're big doughnuts.
other thing is, the box doesn't fit into a bag.
third thing? i'm gonna have to lug them into college and onto a bus which is usually chock-a-block with people.
never believed in god but if he could send his salvation now that'd be just dandy.
#i'm actually going to scream if anyone sits next to me#ret telling strangers on the internet about their life#that's my tag for stupid shit like this from now on lol#silver lining is i've copped myself a nice pair of wireless headphones for £15#i feel bad for the guys at the doughnut shop cause they had to wait for me to down an entire cup of starbucks filter coffee i felt peer#pressured into buying because the cashier. looked at me#like not in any kind of way she literally just looked at me and i folded under nonexistent peer pressure#and even the 'small' cups are fuckin huge so it took like 10 minutes#mother dearest causes more stress than i can handle sometimes#i love her she's amazing don't get me wrong#OH GREAT I GOT ON THE WRONG BUS WE'RE GOIN THE LONG WAY ROUND BABY!!#fuck google maps#now i wish i'd just stayed in college and done my essay research#maybe i could become a storytime animator don't they make bank#or do people not watch them anymore?#dead fad?#pls don't rb this actually use the reply function to respond if you want
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