#pls be extra again sean

[lennon666]

Some comments on Paul’s birthday post from John’s IG page

[kylie-writes-stuff]

“wife”

pairing: corpse husband x reader (female)

words: 1,714

requested?: no (send some in tho pls :) )

plot/summary: felix invites his friend, y/n, to play among us when they need an extra player. her and corpse get along well

authors note: so this isnt that good and i know a lot of corpse fics use a similar plot. i just wanted to try to write for corpse. hopefully things i write for him in the future are better. let me know what you think tho! also i really wanted reader to be best friends with karl bc i love him sm. uh every swiggly line is like a small time skip. this was written late at night btw and i didnt take much time to go over it

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You sat up from laying down when you heard your phone ring. You looked at the caller ID.

Felix.

"What's up Felix?" You ask with a small yawn.

"Aww, how sweet," You hear in the background.

You giggle and ask, "Is that Sean? Hi Sean!"

"Yeah, we're playing Among Us and need an extra player. You down?" Felix explained.

"Sure, just give me a few minutes. See you soon, whore"

"Bitc-" You hang up before he can finish.

You got up and turned off your TV, going to get ready. 

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You quickly tweet out that you're going live and say something on your insta story as well. You start your stream and slowly watch people flood in.

"Hey everyone! How are you guys doing?" You wave and smile, reading the chat.

"Everyone doing good, awesome! And i'm sorry to anyone having a bad day. I hope i can brighten it a bit!"

"Okay, sorry i didn't give you a further notice. I didn't even know i was gonna stream. Felix invited me to play Among Us so... here we are!"

You quickly join the discord and pull up the game, putting a cover over where the code goes.

"Hello?" You ask as you join the call. A chorus of greetings came your way.

"(Y/n)?"

"Karl!" You smile brightly.

Karl Jacobs was a good friend of yours. You would play on the Dream SMP sometimes. When you would, it would mostly be you being stupid with Karl and Alex, also known as Quackity. You were even a well know citizen of El Rapids.

"LET'S GOOOOO!" He yelled, making you laugh.

"Hey (Y/n), do you know everyone here?" Sean asks you.

"Um," You quickly scan through the names, "no, i don't think so."

You recognized names but you only personally knew Felix, Sean, Karl, and Ethan.

"Oh my god! Your voice is so cute!" Pokimane exclaims.

You giggle softly, "Thank you Poki!"

You're voice wasn't high pitched or anything like that, you just always spoke very softly and calmly. You were also a bit quiet.

Felix introduces you to those that you didn't know.

"There's one more person we're waiting for," He says.

While everyone waits, you and Karl run around each other's little characters and make jokes between yourselves. You mute yourself to read donations every once in a while.

You hear the discord chime, signaling that someone joined the call.

"WAIT CORPSE! DON'T SPEAK YET!" Felix yelled. "We have a new player. This is my friend (Y/n), say hi to her"

"Hello (Y/n)," Corpse said. You were taken aback by how deep his voice was but you didn't show it.

"Hi Corpse! Nice to meet you!" You said happily.

"Okay, how is she not freaking out?" Bretman said, making everyone laugh.

"Uh, (Y/n), do you mind letting me have black? It's cool if not.." Corpse asked gently.

"O-oh sure, no problem." You were usually black with the pink flamingo hat, but you ran over to the little computer and changed your color.

"Simp," Ethan mumbled, knowing you never switch from black.

"Thank you," He said, then the game started.

The word “Imposter” appeared on your screen in red, yours and Corpse's characters underneath.

As the game started, you thought no one could hear you so you spoke to your chat. "His voice was so deep, what the fuck? Holy shit that was hot, i'm gonna-"

"(Y/n)," Rae laughed, "You know we're playing proximity chat, right."

You blushed as you realized and said "Ha, anyways..." and ran to start faking tasks.

You ended up in electrical with Karl. "(Y/n)! My good friend, my buddy, you would never kill me right? Haha..." He said.

"Of course not, Karl! My good friend, my buddy. Why, I'm not even imposter," I said as i quickly dipped into the vent and back out, making him laugh.

I decided to show him because I knew Karl wouldn't say anything, and it's funny.

"Oh that's good then. Are you sure you're not imposter?"

"Mhm, pretty sure," You said, going back in. As you came out, Sykkuno walked in and froze.

"Uh, (Y/n)?"

"Fuck... Karl run! Go!" You said, Karl starting to leave. You walked closer and quickly killed Sykkuno then vented to security.

"That was close..." You told your chat.

You saw Corpse as you made your way around the map and walked into navigation.

"Hey, Corpse, how ya doing?"

"Ah you know, good. Just being crewmate and all."

You stifled a laugh, "Oh yeah I feel that, buddy."

"Yeah because there's no way that i'm imposter. No way i could be faking tasks and there's no possible way you could be the other imposter" He said quickly.

"For sure. Hypothetically speaking, though, if you were imposter, how many people would you have killed by now?"

"I would say probably around two."

"Interesting," You said right before a body was reported. It was Sykkuno's. Felix and Rae were also dead.

"WHAT!" Corpse yelled.

"Where was the body at?" Sean laughed.

"Uh I found it in electrical," Bretman said.

"I'm pretty sure Karl was in there earlier."

You calmly said, "It's not Karl, I was with him for most of the round."

"How do we know the two of you aren't imposters?" Sean asked.

"I was alone with him, he would have taken the chance to kill me."

"No, he's your best friend."

"He's also ruthless,"

"TRUE! SO TRUE!" Karl yelled.

"So skip?" Corpse asked.

Everyone agreed and the voting was skipped.

The next round, I spent with Ethan. He was pretending to be mad at me because Sean said Karl was my best friend.

"What happened to Blue Boi Buddies, huh?!" He exclaimed.

"Neither of our hair is even blue anymore!" You argued back.

You were in reactor with him when Corpse and Poki walked in. He hit the lights and you took it as a sign to double kill. He killed Poki, you killed Ethan, and the two of you made your way to electrical to help fix lights.

You and Corpse went the opposite direction of reactor after the lights were fixed, Karl going with you.

Poki's body was reported. That double kill only left you, Corpse, Sean, Karl and Bretman. You only needed two more kills.

"I still think it's Karl and (Y/n)," Sean said quickly.

"I was with (Y/n) the whole time," Corpse said, "In fact, I think it's you."

"That does make sense. Why so quick to accuse others, Sean?" You ask.

"It's not me!" He yelled.

"I actually agree with Corpse and (Y/n)," Bretman said.

"I was with you!"

We all voted for Sean, him voting for Karl. Sean was ejected.

When you load into spawn, you wait for the kill cool down and kill Bretman, saving Karl.

"Victory" appeared on your screen.

"God damn it!" Sean yelled.

"Good job, (Y/n)," Corpse said lowly.

You smiled, a slight blush on your cheeks, "You too Corpse."

"Their voices go together and they're a fuckin dream team? What have i done...," Felix sighed.

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A few more games went by. Most of them you and Corpse spent together, whether you were both crewmates or if one of you was imposter.

You really enjoyed his company and you actually got along with him pretty well.

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"(Y/n), before we get serious, I have one question to ask you." Corpse said as both of your characters stopped.

"What's that?" You giggled.

"Do you know Bingus?"

"Bingus? As in, our lord and savior, Bingus?"

You could hear the smile in his voice, "It's settled, you're my wife now."

This made both of you laugh and your chat go crazy.

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Eventually, people had to start leaving. You said your goodbyes to everyone and left the discord call and the game.

You set stream to where it was just your face cam.

"Guys, what should we do now?"

You saw some people asking what time it was for you.

"It's 3 AM right now... I’m not tired though.” You had been streaming for a few hours; You never even noticed how late it got.

People in chat were yelling at you to go to sleep, making you chuckle.

“How about we do a quick QnA, then at 3:30 I go to bed. Deal?”

You watched as the chat filled with questions. They obviously seemed to like the idea.

“‘Who is your best friend? Karl or Ethan?’ Neither, Alex Quackity. Next question.” You answered quickly.

You laughed, “I’d like to clarify that that’s a joke, i love all my friends equally.”

You answered more questions. Some were from new viewers asking basic questions, some were about future streams and videos. 

“‘How do you feel about people shipping you and Corpse?’“ People are already shipping us?” You laughed, “I’ve said before that I’m okay with shipping, as long as the other person is too. I think it’s funny.”

You continued to read chat. “Wait, we’re trending?”

You checked Twitter and “#(your and corpse’s ship name)” was trending in the US.

You laughed as you scrolled through the tag, “Oh this is so funny.”

“Fanart already?! You guys are so talented!”

You read chat, looking for more questions. You saw people telling you that it’s 3:30.

“Okay fine, a deal’s a deal. I hope you all have, or had, a great day and I’ll see you guys later. Depending on what time it is for you, you should also get some sleep. Stay hydrated, love you!” You ended stream.

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You scrolled through Twitter as you laid in bed, liking fanart and dumb memes. Also replying to a few of your friends’ tweets.

karl :) @/KarlJacobs_

@/(your username) what the honk ?

*clip of you saying Quackity was your best friend*           

You liked the tweet and replied, “karl no,,, look away,,,”

You continued scrolling, feeling your eyes get droopy. Your eyes fell closed but quickly opened when your phone vibrated. It was a DM. 

From Corpse.

You two had followed each other earlier.

Corpse: hey (y/n), just wanted to say you’re really cool and i’d love to play again with you soon 

You smiled, a light blush spreading across your cheeks, and replied.

You: i’d love to, corpse

Corpse: ok, see you soon ‘wife’

You: back at ya, ‘husband”

Corpse: :)

You: :)

[reinhartroleplays]

Degrassi Panel -

- There’d literally be no show without Emma. (so pls respect my Queen.)

- The only episode they ever had difficulty airing was Accidents Will Happen (Manny’s abortion)

- Stefan (Snake) had no clue the take where he said “fucking Tessa Campanelli” was going to be used.

- Not a fact but the TNG cast seriously all lit up as they were introduced and seemed so excited to see each other again.

- Daniel (Sean) states that he sees Lauren (Paige) the most.

- Lauren originally auditioned for Ashley and Adamo (Marco) auditioned for Craig. Adamo was just going to be a breakdancing extra but they liked him so much, they centered Marco around him.

- Jake (Craig) stated one time him and Aubrey (Jimmy) did a mall tour and fans had to choose between his autograph and Aubrey’s and he laughs now, wondering if some fans regret choosing him.

- Daniel says he believes Sean came back from the war to win back Emma and Shane (Spinner) said he wants Spinner and Jane back together. Stephen said he’d absolutely do a reboot with the premise of Semma getting back together and he regrets that storyline. (DO IT YOU COWARD)

- Shane says he’s not sure what happened to Kendra but he firmly believes her and Spinner are still close.

- Munro (Eli) says he blames his father for his quarantine chic appearance.

- Munro says his favorite Eclare scenes are early s10 scenes because Eclare is just starting out and Aislinn (Clare) says she always enjoyed the chemistry she had working with Munro.

- Shane says he hated the s4 “flock of seagulls” haircut but that the cast never made fun of him even when they wanted to.

- Jake says he loved that the Degrassi writers always took their subject matters seriously and let the actors ask as many questions as they wanted and talk to experts.

- Munro says Adam’s storyline was impactful to him because he eventually had a family member come out as transgender. Him and Aislinn both praised Jordan’s performance and said they felt protective over the character.

- Luke (Drew) jokingly claimed Drew was now the school principal. Daniel says he really wants Sean to come back to win over Emma.

- Christina (Terri) says she’d love Terri to come back and show off her being a model. She says “ice cream boy” is one of her favorite quotes/moments from the show.

- Munro says one of his favorite shows is Sex Education and Lauren says she doesn’t believe Euphoria could exist today without Degrassi.

- Jake says he always felt like Craig was a really toxic character and that he often got upset with what Craig did to women.

- Shane says he’s loved watching his cast mates grow, Aislinn says she loves the impact and responsibility the show took telling important issues and Lauren says she hopes a reboot of Degrassi is done so she can have her son watch it.

[literaetures]

omg ive never met anyone who likes the medici show!!!!! pls share ur thoughts

you must be new here bc i Love the show! it’s one of my all time fave period dramas (coming from someone who knows nothing about the actual history of the family other than the one (1) page history that was given in her high school history textbook and sporadic wikipedia diving when watching the show— i just love period dramas) and i often quote this post by @hotniatheron when talking about this show (because that’s literally. the whole show)

the cinnamon topography, the sets, the characters the costumes, the d r a m a, the storyline! i love it all! i’ve written a few posts on the show as well that i’ll link here if you want some memes (and usually gifsets i rb are filled with commentary) but if you really care about why i love the show, i’ll try to give you as much of a summary as i can (w o w so this got long because i have a lot of feelings so i’ll leave this under the cut but tl;dr i adore this show and i think about it more than once a week and have tons of half-written meta posts sitting in my drafts fjwkjfewn)

i watched s1 when it first came out and immediately fell in love, watched the whole thing in one day (avoiding a paper i had due lmao) and completely fell for it. i loved the morally ambiguous leanings of everyone in that season— no one was quite Good™️ or Bad™️, they all did things with their own ambitions and their own ideas of what a good future may look like in mind— i loved all the scenic shots and the duomo (the true protagonist), i loved the characterization of “the banker that wanted to be an artist”, the attack and murder of albizzi and his son! in the forest! in slow motion! while the duomo is being consecrated! the mist of the forest combining with the smoke from the lamps! still gives me chills! i hated every moment cosimo wasn’t respecting his amazing wife who rode in oh horseback! in the signoria! just to save his ass! and he completely shunned her for it! i loved lucrezia’s depth they gave her towards the end that was later extended in s2 (where you could Tell contessina took her under her wing and gave her the single braincell of the family) and even more, i loved the multi layered storyline of the season— the coming of age story of cosimo, the murder mystery of who killed his father, the PLOT TWIST of who killed his father!!! (i kept forgetting in my first and second rewatches of the season and every time i forgot it felt like i experienced it for the first time all over again!) but most importantly, i loved the narrative of not knowing what to do in life, that every decision you made is a gamble with outcomes that are both good and bad, but there will be people around you who support you and get you through it

and then. s2. by far the better written of the two three seasons with a more clear plotline and timeline that allows you to really take in the characters and the plotline at once while allowing for more nuance and depth in a way that we didn’t get in s1! here we have the distinct battle between Good and Bad which was shocking after the morally grey complexity that we saw in s1 but made for a fresh new season that i instantly enjoyed! b u t!!! it did not go! where i thought it was going to go! as someone who knows nothing about the history, i went into it completely in the dark and solely began crafting possible endings in my head. i thought. i had pictured. that lorenzo and francesco started off enemies, francesco realizes his uncle jacopo (sean bean) has been manipulating him, switches to the “good” side, hears the acts of betrayal, and instead of falling back into his uncle’s plotting and manipulation, i thought! i assumed! that francesco was playing him! i thought! that francesco would see through the manipulation and the abuse and was in a double agent scenario where he was plotting the “pazzi conspiracy” but he told lorenzo and giuliano about the plot and they’d catch jacopo in the act, give him a trial, and give him a prison sentence! i thought this WHOLE thing! even at the end of ep7! even after the hugs (i thought the extra squeezes was francesco signaling to lorenzo and giuliano that everything was going according to plan (because remember the whole Good and Bad clear divide? i thought this was going to be the grey zone of s1 to remind us of moral ambiguities)) and even when ep 3 “mass” was going. i was sitting there in my clown paint waiting for francesco to get! his! redemption arc! because i forgot! that this! was a historical period drama about real events! and it wasn’t until lucrezia’s scream that i realized “OH. it’s not going to get better” you can imagine. my pain. but i think that’s what made this season so good? anyone could have watched it and fallen in love with the storyline and good narrative they presented that allowed you to get lost in the characters and the story

and as for s3. i’m withholding as much of my thoughts as possible because i will be watching it when it finally airs on netflix and i want to properly give it the binge watch that i’ve given the past seasons to really sit with my thoughts to have fully formed thoughts and onions on it!

in any case, i love this show. so much! i cannot wait for the renaissance project to happen with seasons about all the artists, but g o d am i going to miss this disaster family so! much! (and all those scenic duomo shots) 

i love contessina and francesco (those are my two fave characters from the show) and there’s honestly so much more that i can say but honestly you can scroll through my series tags and see me cry about it because i’m rambling so much i know— if you give me a chance to tell you my thoughts on my obsessions! i’m so sorry in advance!

but i’m sure this is. not the length that you expected, but i hope it’s at least a bit entertaining! thanks for letting me talk about my obsessions for a bit!

[marcodiangelo]

uh hey, it’s ya girl -- dana -- coming back after a whole ass month of silence and inactivity. i can’t belieb y’all didn’t vote me off and that’s how i know you guys are for keeps. basically, i disappeared bc bitches graduate, get jobs, and don’t know how to cope with the life change. i’m Bitches! but anyways just to get more muse going around, i’ve decided to revamp marco a lil bit!!!!! fuck yeah 

what i’m keeping for marco

all of his lovely connections before i disappeared (although i wouldn’t mind plotting up totally new ones!!! marco needs more friends pls!!!!)

third-gen italian american boy with his lowkey mafia-vibes family

his pasty ass bland fc sean mendez -- pls do not talk to me about him and canola 

what i’m changing up for marco 

okay from sad edgy boy, he’s just gonna be midkey edgy, impulsive, and secretly a sweetheart who just wants lifelong friends but damn it !!!! HIS TENDENCIES TO BE AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES GET IN THE WAY OF THAT

he’s not really an asshole. he’s just way too honest and his choices are often based on what would benefit him the most (he has total middle child syndrome and thinks he was deprived of attention and treated differently from his siblings, but he really WASN’T) 

he’s gonna be so damn more approachable and kinda friendlier ??? ( except maybe for leo lol ) so your babies can feel free to hit him up if they wanna do smth with him bc 80% of the time, he’s just working on his weed garden or teaching kids how to skate

where marco has been

so obviously i missed the paris event and the spring event . .. Love that for me! and i haven’t totally established where marco was for that whole time. was he in paris??? or did he go back home??? i’m Clueless and totally uncreative so if someone has ideas :eyes: hit me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's in store for marco

i might dive into his crime roots more, but CHILL. like weed and cocaine are his deal, but he’s also like extra careful and caring, so he’d be like . .. . ‘yo, didn’t i just sell you 5 grams already?? fucking stop’ 

he’s probably gonna try to work on nOT being too much of an asshole, so expect RANDOM acts of kindness from him. but again, he’s WORKING on it, so imagine he makes you an omelette but you tell him he left the shells in and he’s just like ‘THEN DON’T EAT THE OMELETTE I MADE FOR YOU WITH THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART’

[wydmariana]

         hi my loves  !  dani   here  ,  i  also  play  our  hailey  fc  alanna  !  i’m  bringing  back  my  bbyg  mariana  !  she’s  my  original  wealthy  character  &  i’ve  had  her  for  like over  3   years   ,  i’m  super  excited  2  be  playing  her  again  &   i  hope  u  guys  rly  like  her  !   i’m  gonna  put  all  the   tea  on  her  under  the  cut  &  if  u  wanna  plot  like  this  &   i’ll  come  bug  u  ,  i  rly  always  need  connections  n  love  plotting  ♡

new york’s very own mariana  cavello  was spotted on broadway street in nike air force ones . your resemblance to selena gomez is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty fourth birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being reticent  , but also kindhearted . i guess being a gemini explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be   fishnets ,  notebooks filled with lyrics , the lingering smell of weed . ( i deafened a girl in a fight when i was 17 )  &  ( cisfemale & she/her  )  +  ( dani , 20 , she/her , est . )

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡  STASTITICS   :

full name: mariana marisol cavello

nickname(s): mari, 

age: twenty four

date of birth: june 4th

hometown: new york city

current location: upper east side, new york city

ethnicity: half mexican

nationality: american

gender: cisfemale

pronouns: she/her

parents names: alexander hastings, liliana cavello

orientation: pansexual but she doesn’t like labels

religion: grew up catholic, undecided

political affiliation: democrat

occupation: singer/songwriter

living arrangements: lives in her own mansion in the upper east side

language(s) spoken: english, spanish

accent: american

face claim: selena gomez

hair colour: x (most basic/accurate/but it changes)

eye colour: brown

height: 5″5

weight: 113lbs

build: petite

tattoos: mostly selena’s canon, but x instead of the music note

piercings: x (both ears)

drugs/alcohol/sex: yes/yes/yes

pets: one cat, 5 years old, named sergio - x

astrological chart: gemini sun, libra moon, leo rising

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡  BACKSTORY  &  ABOUT   (   tw  :  abuse ,   violence  ,   sexual  assault .  )  :

ok i changed her around quite a lil bit so i’m excited to rEdevelop !  :~)

mariana was born into a seemingly perfect family ,  her older brother &  her having been born heirs to alexander hastings , billionaire hotel & business entrepreneur , shark-tank cast member  ( think kevin o’leary vibes .. yeah . ) &  liliana cavello , legendary supermodel  ( think cindy crawford )

she was spoiled bc they were rich af , so like she never NEEDED for anything , except LoVe :) 

mari was quick to blow her dad’s money but did he notice ? no

she still is kjdfnsjdf

mariana was a happy child, but growing up in a household with her father quickly became toxic

she started noticing it when she was around 10

his yelling , his anger against her mother , the hostility towards the entire household

the relationship between her parents always had been toxic but now that they had kids it was quick to spread through the whole household

as mariana grew older and started high school , there were times where she would sit in one of the offices of her father’s buildings and do homework while she waited for him to finish so they could go home

at the mere age of fifteen was the first time one of her father’s co-workers sexually assaulted her in an empty conference room after everyone else went home & she’d be waiting for her dad

this continued for a little under  2  years .

this is when her behaviour at school started to get out of hand, she’d start skipping class, get caught smoking pot, talking back to teachers, etc

it went on for months & mariana suspected that her father knew and wasn’t doing anything to stop it

when she turned 16  &  got  a  boyfriend  , it started affecting her even more . she was struggling w being intimate bc of these things that  were happening to her

which is when she eventually  confronted him about it , in tears , in the kitchen with her mother

it resulted in a screaming match 

mariana’s behaviour completely went off the rails after that day & she went to school one day & got into a fight with this girl who was taunting her

they fought and mariana’s anger got the best of her &  she ended up beating the girl so bad that she became deaf in one ear

shoutout to degrassi for the idea Ok female sean cameron in the house

( i needed a secret for mari n i was watching this so i was like .. ok why not lol )

she turned 17 shortly after this argument and by some miracle ( aka money ) her dad was able to keep her out of juvie despite the charges that were brought against her

this is mariana’s secret!!!!! 

anyway now , she doesn’t talk to her father really , at all . unless her mom ambushes them into the same room which sometimes happens jkfnsf

mariana moved out on her 18th birthday ,  still has a good relationship with her  mom and brother  &   extended family

when mariana turned 18 was also when she started her career !! she started out as an actor in a few different movies 

she got her big break when she starred in a ‘riverdale or like , grey’s anatomy’ type of show a few years ago prob when she was about 19

and that went on for 2 or 3 seasons before she stopped it to pursue music bc !

writing and singing and performing have always been Mariana’s passions & emotional outlet

anyway , she dropped a single while on the show & it did well so she proceeded to drop an album which also blew up 

she is now rly successful w her music career and loves it sm , like it’s literally her dream come true ok

it’s the one thing that makes her happy

so yah , if ppl knew she deafened a girl totally wouldn’t b all sunshine n rainbows :/ hehe .

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡  PERSONALITY  (   tw  :  drugs  )  :

mariana is very lowkey crazy

like she knows how to hide it but girl , it’ll come out

she can definitely be a brat , she wasn’t raised with proper consequences & often thinks she can do whatever she wants , has a bit of an attitude about it

she hates being told what to do 

and will voice her opinion

she is also the most loyal & loving person you know , but the thing is it’s very hidden deep down rn . she is completely walls up , doesn’t wanna let anyone get close to her bc she’s a PUSSY

and like , she hasn’t worked through her trauma & probably never will

she’s lowkey based off meredith grey a little bit ? just less ... extra 

she’s also based off serena van der woodsen a lil bit 

the only opening up she does is when she’s writing music

daddy issues galore over here

but she’s a lowkey softie when she  waants 2 be

when she loves someone she loves fiercly !!

mariana . is a  . party . animal

it’s basically all she does

like every night , her stamina is insane bc she can go out every single night until 3 am if she really wants to .

and she’s fun too , if she’s going out she’s getting WASTED

she’s the type of drunk girl to make out w  all her friends 

she loves cocaine, is most definitely an addict (   but who isn’t in this city  ), tequila is her alcohol of choice, but she’ll drink anything you give her & weed is her creative saving grace

we luv a bitch who doesn’t care abt her health !

u will most likely find her in sweatpants and a hoodie or a big tshirt

she will dress up to go out & luvs lookin cute for paparazzi & career stuff 

um , she listens to a lot of rap and just lays in bed  w her cat smoking blunts

um n ya  .. sad bitch vibes :/ 

i have  a wanted connections page here  &   a   wanted  tag  here  !!!  i need & want every connection so pls hmu ! like this  &  i’ll come to you . 

[kevinwillpkgd]

mincemeat

Friday Nov 13 (Christmas memo: mailed the 20th)

sis: (Got Sean a Disney-princess pillow. Hope it's right one. Also wick and norm ones. wicked pillow, sweaty norm, princess!  [Fine, I'm a perv.])

Say, want to get Lee up in a hurry? Tell him the chocolate bar left on his desk is now part of his keyboard.

Me? New shoes for winter: green Christmas here, by the long-range. Newfie-boots (rubbers) aren't good cold weather wear, so weird runners from Marks. (The backyard is not yet frozen, you need boots out there. Hikers? Shoulda gotten slip-ons.)

Tried to make fruit-cake in the bread-maker again. Strike two or three, it comes out soggy. Half the fruit? Maybe. Suggestions, pls. Put mince-meat into oven today...

(Jar of, bought crust, 30 min at 350. What's this store for six weeks and pour brandy on it nonsense? Hey! I have brandy. Just warm it a little and pour, right?)

Need cupcakes. Crusts of, (paper won't hold mincemeat, extras branky. Tasty stuffing's, eh? Donna worrys bout it. BIG bottle of brandy, I can experiment on how warm it needs to be.  A lot. Smells ok.

Ahem! Indoors, mostly. (Going out means a haircut, clean clothes and the right season wear. This day-star thing will never catch on, tho.) Was going stir-crazy. Odd, time fer a nice little nap. Lots of pies now, more than I made. I think. Blurry in here. Warm, too. Comfy.

Using the apple-sauce colander reg'ly; sometimes even put apples in it. (Two ounce mason jars from dollar store. Put bud in, add al-cool, shake, hide from lee. Put THAT thru with brandy wash. Smells great. Warning! No tasting!)

Special secret-recipe tincture; mine is (al-cool processed home) oil, smeared on bud powder with extra food-grade thc added.

Haven't dared try it yet.  Took half, added hydro-cortisone and use that as salve at bedtime; on joints. Getting up is a pain these days. Knees, shoulders, hips, prostrate.) Wicked!

Got attacked by SEVERAL girls in last night's dreams. Chesty ones. (Most of them hate me now. Rats!) Prostrate works again, too.

Anyway, I have a pie in the oven; gotta go.

pat

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12 Days | Chapter 7.2

Two guys that lowkey hate each other are forced to walk in each other’s shoes in order to learn a lesson.

***in collaboration with @themarkiplierexperience

lmao soz its not actually x reader we’re just desperate for attention haaaa

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bonus: the videos that “tom recorded/edited”: x x

Waking up to texts from the guy you switched lives with was like waking up to texts from a needy girlfriend. Except instead of affectionate “good morning”s, you get things like, “Oh god. Try not to ruin my channel thx 😅” and other things like, “Don’t worry about Sean. He’s a good guy and he’s helped Bella through a lot. They’re friends and nothing more.”  Oh wait, that’s what Tom needed to know. It was vital information about this life. Well, Sean was already gone, so maybe it wasn’t as important to know now, but still.

There were two more. One made his heart ache. “You have the most beautiful dog and I love her.” Tom missed his little Tess more than anything. He was supposed to be one cuddling with her.

The next one read: “Also this time zone difference is insane, I’m never gonna sleep.”

Tom decided to leave him on read, since he had nothing new to report. Then, he thought about what he had to do today, and a bout of nerves formed in his stomach. Today, he had to successfully record a video as Ethan Nestor. Why was this more stressful than being on a movie set? Why did this make him want to shit his pants more than giving a speech at an awards show, or going to a movie premiere?

There was literally no one else in the room, and Tom was anxious about how he would sound and act. How far could binge watching a bunch of videos late at night get him? Would Ethan’s fans figure out what was really going on? Tom’s own fans were frighteningly incredible at playing detective, he could only guess what Ethan’s would be like. He hadn’t even checked how people reacted to the video that was posted today.

After looking through the files on the computer, Tom stumbled across a game titled “Dream Daddy.” What the fuck kind of games was this guy into? He looked into it a little more, and then discovered what exactly this game was and who made it. Wasn’t really helpful, but what choice did he have?

He also had to Google search how to record the computer screen, cursing Sonji under his breath as he did so. Why did she specifically choose Tom and Ethan to switch? Why couldn’t it have been two nobodies with boring office jobs?

A spark of curiosity hit him. Tom typed “swapping lives” in the search engine, only to receive links to a fiction book with that very title. Next, he tried “soul swapping,” and that was when the Internet connection decided to dramatically slow down.

“Sonji,” Tom whispered as he narrowed his eyes. Whatever, he had more important things to do anyway.

Once he turned on the camera and lights, Tom began right away. He opened the game, and was pleasantly surprised at the dreamlike, whimsical music that started playing. He did a little dance to the music, completely bullshitting what he was doing. It works, right?

He got the god awful intro out of the way. “What is up my cranky crew? It’s Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we are here in Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator!”

The game was actually really fun. Good story, good dialogue.Tom made sure to comment on all of it as he played. He almost made himself as a dad before remembering that he was pretending to be somebody else. This daddy had to have blue hair and glasses. Yes, he had discovered how blind Ethan was after driving in his car a couple of times.

Anyway, recording was the easy part. He just had to act extra dorky and say “oh boy!” every now and again. He also made up a story about having a “horse phase.” Editing was where things got tricky. Firstly, the facecam footage was corrupted, and took ages to get it all back. Then, it was out of sync with the gameplay, which was even more confusing because the last video didn’t have this problem. Cutting out footage was harder than it should have been. It was a nightmare, and Tom grew more and more irritated as he went through it. Lastly, timing the ridiculously long outro music with Ethan’s equally god awful outro phrase (“So thank you guys so much for watching! Hope you enjoyed it, if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video! Love you all, stay cranky, bye!”) was a fucking challenge. Tom just didn’t get it. Wasn’t this supposed to be easy?

Somehow, he got the video done by the noon. Even after that, he had to make a thumbnail on Photoshop after noticing all the ones on the other videos. So Tom had to learn how to use another program as well. He needed a nap after getting through all of it.

Just as he started to come down from the stress, his phone started to blow up. Tom snatched the device from the desk and unlocked it, hoping to hear from Ethan. Instead, it was three different texts from Bella, Mark, and Amy.

Bella: “Good video today!! Are you coming over?”

Mark: “Oh so you decided to keep your channel going. Feel up to coming back to work yet? No rush.”

Amy: “We still on for tomorrow?”

That last message would have been very concerning, had Tom not remembered that Amy was Mark’s girlfriend. The only person he responded to was Bella. After that, he got ready to go.

~

There are plenty of things you don’t really think about when you switch lives with another person. Well, you think of the main things like, general personality, the person’s friends and significant others, their job. You don’t really think about things like how this person responds and reacts to their fans. You don’t think about their attention span, the way they fidget, or which leg they put into their jeans first. You don’t think about how they act with their friends versus how they act with their significant other. You really don’t think about what kind of gift he would get for his girlfriend on their six month anniversary.

Tom was bloody lucky that Bella hadn’t heard him enter her apartment that afternoon. He overheard her making a video in her bedroom, where he heard the words “get ready with me,” “date night,” and “anniversary.” Panicked, Tom bolted out of the building, hopped back in the car, and drove off to the closest mall. Part of him wanted to call Ethan and yell at him for not telling him about this, he had the chance to when his phone dinged four times on the ride to the mall. Tom was just trying hard to think up a decent gift on his own. They couldn't help each other, correct?

Eventually, he found something. It wasn’t much, but he could only hope that she wouldn’t mind. Tom had already fucked up with her once, he couldn’t do it again. Apparently, not only was a Pop Funko Spider-Man keychain a decent gift, it was sentimental and perfect for Bella. She nearly teared up when Tom brought it to her later on.

This anxiety thing she had must have been really serious. Bella told him all about how she hadn’t been to the cinema in years because of her panic attacks, and that Homecoming was the first movie she had seen from start to finish without any anxious interruptions. She was very proud of that, and she was happy that she experienced it with Ethan.

If only Ethan were here to see this moment… Actually, he could.

Bella fell asleep later in the afternoon. She was squashed between Tom and the back of the sofa, sleeping somewhat soundly on his chest, or practically on top of him. The physical affection was nice, but Tom wished it was someone else. Thankfully, he had his phone in his hand, so he was able to open the new messages he got literally behind his girlfriend’s back.

He had five new messages, four were the ones from Ethan earlier today, and the last one was from someone called Parker.

“Signed a billion posters, pls work on your signature it’s so much longer than it has to be dude.” Oh please, at least Tom signs his actual name as opposed to Ethan, who apparently signs things with his YouTube name.

“You’ve got a great family dude. Really, they’re all great.” Tom missed his family too. His missed his mother's pancakes.

“On my way to Montreal now for Chaos Walking pre shooting stuff i don’t really know.” That's going to be an adventure.

“I swear if I have to work out I’ll die alright gn?”

Tom rolled his eyes and sent something back. “Thought I completely fucked up your relationship, but it’s all good now!” As a follow up, he added: “Now I’ll be spending my six month anniversary with the missus! Night mate x”

He attached a photo of his current position, giving a smug expression to the camera. Ethan will get a kick out of that, that’s for sure.

“Who ya texting?” asked the sleepy girl lying on him, who could hear the ticking of the keyboard.

Tom was busy reading the next message, it was a little confusing. First of all, who the hell is Parker? Second of all, what the hell did Tom have to do with him tomorrow? And why did it involve Amy? What was with all these “don’t forget tomorrow”s? Why couldn’t anyone be straight up anymore?

I’m looking at you, Sonji, Tom thought just as his phone dinged, indicating that an email had arrived.

From: psychiclady420@fuckyou.net

I told you you gotta learn a lesson now leave me alone you asswipe!!

Tom, wide eyed, silently locked his phone and put it down for the rest of the day.

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webgott, baberoe, luztoye, winnix, speirton as parents? *cat from shrek eyes*

ya know I’m always weak at big cat’s eyes so here goes

baberoe

sweet child of mine, eugene roe is the kind of dad that will be such a fool for his daughter fight me on this like he’s that person that could sit on his ass for hours if his daughter says, “daddy, lets play make up!” and he will go through hours of eyelash curler and really shocking pink on his lips and really sparkly green on his nails and he won’t complain at all.

babe on the other hand, will be the kind of dad that encourage his child to fight. “what dayamean the boy pull your hair? next time pull his hair back and kick his butt too!”

roe is pretty sure their daughter will end up in the principle office one of these days but babe assures him that “everything will be fine, gene. our daughter is a saint! like you!”

(hannah totally ends up in the principle office for standing up against the class bully. she actually kicks him in the gonads when he tries to yank her book from her hand. babe is so proud that he ends up buying her strawberry sundae but gene makes her promises not to do it again because it’s dangerous)

luztoye

the coolest parents in town like everyone loves george because he is funny and he makes voices whenever sean’s friends are at their house for a sleepover to entertain them when he reads them storybook.

and even though joe is totally still a grump, sean loves him because his dad is such a badass? he has cool tattoos and all these medals from boxing and different colors in karate belt so sean’s friends are in awe with joe too.

joe totally trains his son to be a boxer like pls imagine sean’s tiny hands making fists and him lightly punching his dad’s tummy and joe pretending to howl in pain while george is on the floor laughing his head off.

also please imagine george raining kisses on sean’s cute face whenever he’s pouting and has a scowl exactly like his dad oh my god mini joe toye.

winnix

listen, dick and nix’s kid would be the richest kid in town fight me on this but little edward is always a sweet, soft-spoken child that everyone loves him.

nix spoils edward rotten so dick has the task to be the strict parent by giving anything only when edward is deemed worthy i.e “if you help me around the farm for the whole day, i’ll let you play with ps4 for 3 hours.”

also dick is such a nice dad but he’s also unintentionally funny because he’s kinda old school so sometimes edward has to teach him how to use the latest technology while nix goes ooh and ahh my boy is such a smart boy, dick look at our son at the backgroud.

although he spoils his son, nix actually only wants what’s best for edward so sometime when he sees edward goes all quiet and contemplating; he will sit next to his son and wait for him until he talks about what’s bothering him and you know nix will give edward a very sound advice bc he’s done some fucked up things in life too so he will always be here to help edward.

speirton

oh god ron speirs the most extra father of the year; he’s basically the dad that will yell at the referee just because his daughter doesn’t get enough time with the ball and he’s also that parent that will get time out lmao.

carwood on the other hand is the loveliest dad ever oh my god so sweet and encouraging and daisy has his mannerism but also ron’s totally badass attitude.

so you know when something happens, if she cannot solve it with logical reasoning; she will resort in using her fist DJDHSKD

also please imagine ron going trick-o-treating with daisy and by the end of the night, daisy has the heaviest sack full of candies/chocolates bc ron eyebrowed everyone so they ended up tipping the bowl and all of its content into the sack.

webgott

listen… sarah has to play referee whenever her parents argue i kid you not like when her dad and daddy are sulking at each other, she literally becomes the middle woman, going back and forth to convey their messages to one another until she snaps and drags her fathers’ hands in hers and demands that they make up and kiss right now or I will tell grandma evie!

sarah’s love for sharks actually steams from her daddy because web is obsessed with everything sharks even her room turns out to be a shark memorabilia place.

but sarah also enjoys reading comic books that her dad provides for her and they always end up cuddling on her tiny bed (with the shark bedsheet), reading together while they wait for web to come home.

also sarah growing up being bilingual because she also speaks german at home and the first word that she understands is “liebling” because that’s what her dad calls her daddy and her daddy always has this soft smush smile on his face before he leans in to kiss her dad which is gross by the way but sarah always sees them kiss so it’s not a big deal.

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Via Conor Laird Created on: December 24, 2017 6:55 pm Closing Up to date: December 24, 2017 6:55 pm

Tottenham have lately taken to Twitter to publish pictures of a couple of hat-tricks from the early days of Harry Kane’s occupation, after the English hitman discovered the online three times as opposed to Burnley the day prior to this night.

Matchup

Spurs went face to face with the Clarets at Turf Moor, with the guests nonetheless smarting from their Four-1 demolition by the hands of runaway Premier League leaders Manchester Town closing weekend.

Burnley, in the meantime, had been hoping to proceed their stellar defensive report thus far within the season towards Tottenham’s rake of talented attackers, although Sean Dyche’s males needed to make do with out both Stephen Ward (injured) or James Tarkowski (suspended).

Distinction maker

And the absence of 2 key participants of the Clarets’ first-choice backline proved an important at the day, with the usually stout hosts having merely been blown away by means of the brilliance of Harry Kane.

The English global was once at his stellar very best right through complaints, in the end netting a hat-trick to guide Mauricio Pochettino’s males to a deserved Three-Zero win.

Harry Kane Scored 7 PL hat-tricks since March 2015 Equalled Alan Shearer’s report of maximum PL objectives in a calendar 12 months (36) 46 objectives in all comps for Spurs in 2017 – simplest Cavani (50) & Messi (50) have scored extra#PL http://pic.twitter.com/pI4qBENDc4

— Sky Sports activities Statto (@SkySportsStatto) December 23, 2017

Hat-trick king

After their superstar guy all over again led the membership to a an important victory along with his goalscoring exploits, Tottenham have since taken to social media to pay tribute to Kane, by means of posting pictures of the prolific attacker netting two extra hat-tricks all through the early days of his occupation.

Take a look at the pictures beneath:

Every other hat-trick for @HKane closing evening!

We’ve unearthed a pair extra from his more youthful years that you could no longer have noticed earlier than – https://t.co/wcvrKRShn3#OneOfOurOwn http://pic.twitter.com/Z2K6MkCjFx

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) December 24, 2017

Guy United, Chelsea & Arsenal stars in PL worst XI

Tottenham & Guy Town stars in Champions League leap forward XI

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Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech has published his hope that his aspect’s last-gasp victory over Burnley the day prior to this afternoon can lend a hand to spur the capital giants on in opposition to a identify problem.

Matchup

Arsene Wenger’s males headed to Turf Moor at the again of a morale-boosting victory over fierce North London opponents Spurs on the Emirates two weekends in the past, despite the fact that the Gunners ignored guy of the fit from that day Mesut Ozil via sickness.

Burnley, in the meantime, sat in a outstanding Seventh-spot getting into the day prior to this’s conflict, with Saturday’s effects which means Sean Dyche’s males would have hit the dizzy heights of 4th, it they’d controlled a win over Arsenal.

Remaining-gasp

An end-to-end first-half noticed either side alternate probabilities, despite the fact that it was once the hosts who regarded the extra bad, with Petr Cech compelled into a few good saves.

Arsene Wenger’s males got here out after the period with renewed vigour, despite the fact that, and started to take regulate of the conflict in opposition to the hour mark.

All of Sead Kolasinac, Alexandre Lacazette, Jóhann Berg Guðmundsson and Robbie Brady noticed excellent probabilities come and cross, prior to Clarets central defender James Tarkowski’s the most important error in injury-time value his aspect dearly.

The English stopper was once adjudged to have driven Aaron Ramsey to flooring in his personal field following a cushioned header from Kolasinac, with referee Lee Mason fast to indicate to the spot for a penalty.

And Alexis Sanchez made no mistake along with his resulting spot-kick, because the Gunners escaped with a hard-fought win when some distance from their best possible.

‘Grew to become the nook’

Talking in an interview with the Parent previous lately, Petr Cech was once wondered on his aspect’s the most important victory, and the prospective impact that it will have on Arsenal’s highly-unlikely identify problem (the Gunners sit down 12 issues in the back of league leaders Guy Town):

‘It’s a large win – coming to the sport we each had 22 issues. They’ve been taking part in in particular neatly, been very forged at house this season, simplest conceded two targets and they’re neatly organised and really not easy to wreck down at Turf Moor. We anticipated a troublesome recreation, which it was once, however I assumed the second-half efficiency intended we deserved just a little bit, although we needed to wait till the final minute to attain the profitable function.’

‘We stated that we would have liked to hold on with the massive win at house towards Tottenham and we had to again it up. With the exception of the Everton win away, a excellent end result at Chelsea [draw], we haven’t been getting effects clear of house. However now we were given a large win right here and now optimistically we’ve became the nook in relation to the away video games and we wish to raise on with our house shape and if we will be able to get as many away issues as neatly then we can climb up the desk.’

He endured:

‘It’s a must to play recreation through recreation, no longer assume an excessive amount of about what’s occurring round you as a result of if you happen to win your recreation then you definitely give your self a possibility.’

‘Let’s win our recreation and notice how the others are doing. If the opposite groups at this second above us stay going, stay profitable, then you’ll’t catch them, however first you want to win your video games and stay striking force on them.’

‘It’s simplest 13 video games in, that’s an important factor and there’s such a lot of issues to be received. You wish to have to hold on for 38 video games and display consistency. There can also be a lot of twists within the desk and you notice yourselves climb after two wins then have a draw and fall out of the highest 4 lovely fast. It’s packed in there and I believe it is going to be till the tip of the season.’

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