#plots are p half-assed bc its 4am but we would love to plot regardless!

[sseonyi]

w’zzuh! i’m ume and here are my two ( but obvs not the last of them ) babies, mone and ozzy! we’re terribly slow for no real reason but are happy to be here regardless, please plot with us despite all our flash the sloth qualities ❤︎ please like this post to plot, we have cookies!

under the cut is some v gross and obvious not well-made abouts for my two kiddos.

oswald kang aka ozzy .  22  /  leo  /  law major  /  badge club . ━  born and raised in toronto ━  you’ve probably heard of his family, his dad is a hotshot politician ( he’s one of ontario’s senators ) while his mom ( if not his mom’s family ) is part of the toronto elite aka a power mom w a many power trips up her sleeve ━  he’s the youngest of three boys ; both his brothers pursued law and are currently heading his father’s practice ━  he’s currently enrolled at The Faculty ( university of toronto’s law school ) ; majoring in ... law and he hates it ━  while he’s the third born, his father expects him to follow along with the family Legacy with a big L for Law and ozzy is lit like No Shit Sherlock stuck because he doesn’t want to be another bigshot lawyer ━  so he moved out of their family home and is currently holing himself up in some downtown pricy-af loft trying to figure out his next move while playing hooky from his classes ( he still goes but does he actually pay Attention? ) ━  with the notoriety from both his siblings and his family’s reputation, it’s no wonder how he’s racked up so many points ( also helps that he looks like ... That ) ━  uses love alarm as a sense of validity that his family doesn’t really give him ━  it also makes him a Huge asshole because he thinks he’s such hotshit and can get away with it ━  one person changed all that and ruined him Forever but he doesn’t speak about that Time  ━  pinterest 

PLOTS

・ we need exes ! fwb ! friends ! best friends ! bros bros ! ・ fellow badge members ! ・ people who know him being the asshole he is and hate him for it ・ people who know him being the asshole he is and tolerate him for it ・ people ( and their families ) who run in the same circles as his family ・ a current relationship that’s hanging on its last thread bc ozzy just can’t get over his past heartbreak ・ an ex who could never get over the fact that ozzy never rang her alarm ・ anything else we can come up with, i’m game ! 😏

mone koh aka mone or monty . 21  /  pisces  /  creative assistant  /  love alarm team . ━  a girl who’s in love with love but has never really been in it ━  born in vancouver, she moved all the way to toronto to work exclusively at love alarm after applying for the job straight out of college ━  born of korean immigrant parents, the second eldest of five children ━  you could say she feels a little too much ( ie. the girl who doesn’t go here / the girl who wishes she could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and eat it ) ━   she’s also a little too much of everything and is definitely your Yes Girl ━   she’s a Big supporter of love alarm and honestly only sees the romanticized version of it because she’s seen first hand how it’s worked for her older sister and has fallen in love with the idea of meeting her true love via the app ━   she’s a little too willful and naive for her own good, believing too much in the Good of things to really see past it and the actual Bad that could be behind it ━   is pretty ignorant about the Bad press that love alarm gets because she’s so deluded that love can only bring good ( but that’s what someone who’s never been in love says, tbh ) ━   thinks highly about Love and all that but is also the type to loosely throw it around because she’s never really experienced it so she Truly believes that she loves someone even if the actual feeling is close to Fondness than anything else ━  pinterest 

PLOTS

・ we need friends ! best friends ! exes ! fwb ! ・ fellow love team workers ! ・ roommates ! ・ someone who mone convinced she was in love with them only for them to realize that mone didn’t really Love them like that ( aka she didn’t ring his alarm ) ・ you rang her alarm but are insistent that you didn’t ・ she rang your alarm and she’s insistent that you guys at least go on one date to try it out ・ people who are sick of mone’s spiel about love ・ a will they won’t they scenario where both their alarms ring and mone is Game but the other is v 🤨😔😣😶 ・ people who admire mone’s love for love and admire her for her romanticism ・ people who’d like to prove mone wrong that love is good ・ anything else we can come up with, i’m game ! 🥰

* if you reached the bottom and would like to specifically plot with a certain chara, please reply 😏for ozzy or 🥰 for mone .