#plot twist the robber winds up seriously reevaluating the path he's going down in life because of just how similar anyone on the street-
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the person robbing me: give me your fucking wallet
me digging through my bag: SHIT ok ok i will!!
the person robbing me: hurry the fuck up i won't fucking hesitate!!!
me finding the realistic model evoker i wasted a shit ton of money on in my bag after leaving the convention last week:
the person robbing me: dont get any funny ideas motherfucker! i'll do it! i'll do it!!!
me trying the most absurd stunt ever, pointing the evoker at the robber: get the fuck away from me
the person robbing me:
me visibly shaking:
the person robbing me: you're... you're pointing that the wrong way.
me frozen in place despairing to whatever horrible god put me in a situation where i have a model gun but the robber somehow knows what persona 3 is:
#plot twist the robber winds up seriously reevaluating the path he's going down in life because of just how similar anyone on the street-#-could be#and before he can make any meaningful change in his life the police shoot both of us dead because they think we're robbing people together#im turning this idea i had for a joke into a fucking fanfiction#fml#to be fair i havent written a fanfiction since i was in middle school#i think#i actually don't remember#it was a while ago#anyway no way im tagging this
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