#please sue my company—bee stings llc—& not me personally

[gallawitchxx]

hey there mornin i need financial compensation for this because it knocked me out on the spot and now im not right. i think i contracted demons.

"The jagged edges of your misspelled name peek out from underneath straps of smooth, black leather, which wrap around his toned torso like vines around a marble statue."

oh no, not the demons! 😈😈😈

ray, my certified disgusting beloved, you’ve shown great strength this morning in a) admitting you have a problem & b) asking for help! i’m so proud of you & i think i know of someone who can assist you in receiving the $$$ you need to recover:

ps. the vines were an absolute personal attack on you, @heymrspatel & @whatwouldmickeydo because y’all were getting pretty horny on main the other night about statues… 👻👻👻