#please read this in justin mcelroy's voice i beg

[flashandthunder]

just got back from seeing a christmas carol panto and hey trav? there was a good amount of austin powers in this one

[beekneebabey]

TAZ Commitment: Ep1

Y'all I am so READY

–First, this theme song is so perfect and so superhero-y Griffin you fucking crushed

–Please let Clint be my internet father

–I’m crying Griffin please don’t be hurt by your own backseat DM-ing

–“If the driver of the car is some sort of baby…” GRIFFIN

–Stop making FUN of your DAD he worked HARD on this map

–“I do a murder” I hate Griffin oh my god

–Immediately I’m thinking of 26000 ways Griffin can use the “allergic to peanuts” aspect

–“That’s not really an aspect, that’s just a fact”

–Nice let’s start out by getting shit-faced

–Hey in all seriousness it’s still SO clear Clint has put a lot of work into this campaign and I hope the boys stop teasing him enough to let him make this something cool

–I am very bad at recognizing what stuff looks like just from hearing it but I’m glad to have spent 78 years of my life hearing about this party room

–Hey what an awful fucking table just three new guys and their bosses?

–Nadiya is requesting a song I’m shaking with anticipation

–STOP it’s so CUTE

–Hey fuck I really love Irenes voice Justin are you even capable of letting me down

–“No” Travis I’m begging you if you love me at all give Nadiya a real character voice god please

–I’m crying at Remy and Irene God I am immediately obsessed

–Hey I’m weeping I love Justin thank god I need character voices ASAP

–“They call ‘em sliders, there’s a name for 'em”

–T R A V I S. Nadiya… she’s so much i want to like her but oh gosh I miss Magnus

–I really do like Remy, though, like Griffin has made me laugh out loud multiple times already

–I’m maybe thinking of listening to the first episode of Here There Be Gerblins so I can remember that the THB didn’t immediately own my ass. I’m determined to like these heroes who don’t like each other.

–“Ten is my favorite” Hey I love Irene

–“Hath? When was this… okay…” I fucking lost it

–I can’t believe Clint almost made them read those rules I’m dying

–“With my… adult… hand….” GOD

–Remy has at least 1 fidget spinner, is that an aspect

–The Remy v Nadiya debate will eventually kill me

–“Oh, see I was gonna say cult” I’m back with Nadiya

–Hey how many favorite characters can I love at once because I’m on Team Irene for life

–Remy just wanting to do well on the test is the cutest thing and I love Springheel

–Hey Gray you’re the worst

–For real for real how do they come up with these dope fucking names

–Time for THE TEST

–I ♡ Joe

–Tattoo “God I’ll crush a fucking egg spoon race” on my face

–Lowkey it was very weird when Griffin said “I guess I’m just your best friend now”

–“Time’s a flat circle; see you later”

THE TEST:

–I am HYPE for this puzzle

–If I have to remember all these names? I’ll Die

–My boy Trav coming in hot with a -1

–My boy Griff coming in hot with a 0 jfc

–“I shoot it at her beach– I mean, I shoot it at her west palm… her left palm?” G R I F F I N

–Heck yeah that’s a 3 I’m so gladddddd Justin is the only one who can roll

–I’m sorry did Clint McElroy just say “Great googa-mooga?”

–Flannigan is a girl and she’s also my wife that’s the tea babes

–I spit out my tea when Clint said “fucker” I cannot abide by this

–Nadiya doesn’t like Remy but he still made sure Irene was watching out

–Oh my GOD Nadiya what a badass speech

–I’m obsessed with the concept of Nadiya being a huge Katrina and the Waves fan

–Justin’s quiet “hell yeah” at Clint’s character voice is the biggest mood of my day, how about yours?

–Hey I love the contents of Remy’s wallet

–Flannigan is a girl and Abbey is a boy and honestly I love Clint’s naming process how does he do it

–YES they did it

–Hey Irene is SO good Irene is my WIFE

–Wait, WHAT CLINT YOU CAN’T AUGMENT MY KIDS

–Taako had his umbra-staff, Magnus had his goldfish, Merle has his Xtreme Teen Bible, Remy has his sliders….

–”I… think I’m good on skin.” Griffin you are just coming in Hot with these one-liners, huh?

–YO they have to be together in order to have powers Clint you are so so smart

–Is “Is that mandatory” the new catchphrase cuz I’m down

–”We are about to make you Gods” is the coolest shit but also does not do much to imply this is not a cult lmao

I hate listening to this biweekly I’m so annoyed fucking see y’all in November I guess I’m so excited and I love my troubled kids