#please read my erratically published self serious riverdale fanfic I’m having soooo much fun

[thejugheadparadox]

Chapters: 5/15

Fandom: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 

Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones, will add others as they appear lol

Characters: Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Donna Sweett, Dilton Doiley, Bret Weston Wallis, Kevin Keller, Ethel Muggs, Ben Button, jughead and his million billion pet dykes, Hiram Lodge, Alice Cooper

Summary:

Upon waking, Jughead remembers why he generally tries to avoid falling asleep at his desk. Goddamn weak fucking bones. He has to contort his shoulder blades, get past the pain in his neck. Then, he opens his eyes, and sees a jar of olives spilled on the floor - the memory surfaces, half-formed and woozy, of Veronica insisting they make “proper martinis”, and this endeavor not ending particularly well.