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wingsy-keeper-of-songs · 1 year ago

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Kaiden: *calls Shepard a traitor on Horizon and threatens to have them arrested for working with Cerberus*

Me: My good man, where and when did you see a choice?? From the operating table they just happened to wake up on? Upon waking from being brought back from death itself?? In case it has been forgotten, Lt. Alenko, this Shepard had ceased to be. This Shepard was no more. They had expired and gone to meet their maker! They were a stiff! Bereft of life, they were resting in peace. If Liara had not given their body to space terrorists, they would be pushing up the daisies! They had shuffled off their mortal coil and joined the choir bloody invisible! They were an EX-SHEPARD.

#there are some things about me2 that I would change #and the mission on horizon is absolutely one of them #it is a travesty that you cannot hammer it into the virmire survivor's head that hi yes #YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD #i do not care if the space terrorists sent you carefully hidden rilumors you dipshits look at my scars that will prove it jesus h christ #look at my cybernetics i will legit give you my medical records to prove it #also kaidan and ash are much smarter than this my fucking god #please pardon the use of the dead parrot sketch i just find that hilarious #mass effect 2

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