#please let me carry lumber for you all day im sooo good at carrying things. and i don't care if your parents are awkward or wtv | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nerdyqueerr · 2 months ago

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Butches love to flirt by saying stuff like "oh if you and your parents need an extra hand moving your firewood delivery just let me know" to cute ppl when they haven't even been to said ppl's house once let alone met their parents. I'm butches

#it would be huge if this worked out #please let me carry lumber for you all day im sooo good at carrying things. and i don't care if your parents are awkward or wtv #we were discussing this as a joking hypothetical but then i was like i take payment in beer and pizza and they said sure we can get you that #at which point i was like oohhh but id have to drive home so i shouldn't drink and they were immediately like no you could stay the night #?!?!?#to be clear they dont even have a set date for the wood delivery and again ive never been to their house or met their parents #this would be such a funny way to do it tho

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