#please joan jett is really a queen

[walk1nghe3rt]

Dirty Deeds by Joan Jett

That one version of the famous Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, original song by AC/DC

[silverzoomies]

hello !!! i was just wondering if you think there are any other bands peter would like besides nirvana, pink floyd, and rush ?? he gives me classic rock (& just rock in general) vibes tbh !!

anon you just opened up a can of worms !!

i once did extensive research into this. way more than anyone should for a character way past his relevance. and i'm still discovering new tunes i think he'd be into all the time !! i'll try not make this long winded (it will be). but for now...

🎶👾 peter maximoff's (potential) favorite tunes 👾🎶

we already know pink floyd, rush, and nirvana are included. they're shown through the shirts he wears !!

rush is a major one. because unlike the other two, apocalypse era peter has rush all around him !! the rush posters in his basement. the leg cast with "i luv rush." it's safe to say he's kind of a rush fanboy (and he's so real for that because rush is rad as hell).

i have a list of bands/artists i can confirm he canonically likes, as they've been referenced before. whether it be through background clues (posters, background music, etc), or because they were explicitly mentioned by people involved in making the films.

🎶 yardbirds 🎶 the doors 🎶 led zeppelin 🎶 buffalo springfield 🎶 alice cooper 🎶 jim croce 🎶 neil diamond

and while we know he listens to eurythmics (sweet dreams), i don't necessarily include them as a band. just because i personally feel this has less to do with the artist, and more about whatever was mainstream in 1983 (but you can choose to include them if you want !! after all, people mostly listened to whole albums back then).

peter definitely enjoys rock overall. but he doesn't seem averse to mainstream pop either. so we can probably assume he'll listen to anything, as long as it's catchy !!

here's some bands/artists we can assume he likes based on what we already know:

🎶 jimi hendrix 🎶 cream 🎶 the beatles 🎶 fleetwood mac 🎶 queen 🎶 david bowie 🎶 tom petty 🎶 ac/dc 🎶 bon jovi 🎶 journey 🎶 guns n roses 🎶 the eagles 🎶 joan jett & the blackhearts 🎶 deff leppard 🎶 tears for fears 🎶 michael jackson

and if there's some other classics i missed (from the 60's/70's/80's) you think he might like - please feel free to drop me an ask !! i'd love to add more to the list !!

lastly, i'm gonna drop some bands/artists i personally like to think he might listen to. mostly because it's fun to imagine so:

🎶 iggy pop 🎶 bee gees 🎶 thin lizzy 🎶 toto 🎶 a flock of seagulls 🎶 elton john 🎶 u2 🎶 redbone 🎶 madonna (i 100% believe it, you can't convince me otherwise) 🎶 pearl jam 🎶 radiohead 🎶 red hot chili peppers 🎶 green day 🎶 my chemical romance 🎶 beastie boys 🎶 smash mouth 🎶 nickelback (fight me, i dare you)

if you're looking for any specific songs, there's a really awesome playlist i listen to religiously. chai_vibes's "songs peter maximoff would unironically listen to" is so peak !! and i'll go ahead and drop my own peter maximoff playlist too, just because i worked really hard on it !! lol

happy listening !! thanks for hearin' me out !!

[cryptomiracle]

★ creepypasta music headcanons ★

characters mentioned:

ticci toby, nina the killer, jane the killer, clockwork, eyeless jack, jeff the killer.

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WARNINGS (?)

I apologize if any of the genres are wrong, I looked most of them up on google.

I do not own any of the songs/albums I'm also not part of the bands mentioned, nor am I the singer/songwriter.

I claim NO ownership to any of them.

Also, if any of these bands/singers are involved in any serious controversies, please tell me so I can replace them.

Please understand that these are headcanons, and may not be 100% accurate to the characters themselves.

(I just felt like I should say that before I start this)

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Ticci toby

Midwestern emo / indie rock

Duster, modern baseball, the smiths, mom jeans, neutral milk hotel, merchant ships, etc.

He thinks he's super cool and special because of his music taste

He's the type of person to say stuff like "YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY LIKE THIS SONG THE WAY I LIKE THIS SONG"

he will argue with someone over the smiths

He likes to sit outside in the snow and smoke a cigarette while listening to music, even though he got hypothermia once from doing that.

Nina the killer

crunkcore / metalcore / rap

Bullet for my valentine, brokencyde, millionaires, breathe carolina, dot dot curve, hollywood undead, etc.

she goes around the manor saying "BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, POW, POW, POW, POW" (dot dot curve song reference) all the time, and it gets on everyone's nerves

there's not a time when she isn't listening to music tbh, even when she's out killing

sometimes she'll make her victims listen to one of her playlists and rate it, if they give it a good rating she'll give them a fast and easy death, but if they give it a bad rating.. slow and painful.

Clockwork

rock and roll / glam metal

Joan jett & the blackheart's, guns n' roses, the rolling stones, ramones, queen, the runaways, etc.

Joan jett is her idol

Her walls are COVERED in band posters, and she also collects old magazines just cause she thinks they're cool

She knows how to play guitar, the only reason she learned how to play was because of slash from guns n' roses

She will try to fight you if you talk shit about her favorite bands

Jane the killer

dark wave / post punk / gothic rock

siouxsie and the banshees, she past away, bauhaus, the cure, london after midnight, lycia etc

She's a fan of the cure, tobys a fan of the smiths.. they fight, a lot.

she collects a lot of cd/tapes of her favorite bands, and plays them ALLLL the time

if she's not too busy sometimes she'll go to a goth club, she doesn't really dance though.. she'll just stand at the back of the club and vibe

She usually doesn't care about other people's opinions when it comes to music, but if you diss robert smith she's throwing hands.

Eyeless Jack

Alternative hip-hop / britpop / psychedelic pop

Blur, tame Impala, oasis, MF DOOM, beastie boys, out kast, etc.

he will correct you if you spell it "mf doom" instead of "MF DOOM" but other than that, he's a pretty chill guy

He secretly thinks that blur is a bit better than oasis, but he'll never say that out loud.

he doesn't take music too seriously

he has a "each to their own" mentality when it comes to music

he does collect records though, and if he sees even a tiny scratch on one of his records he freaks out.

If you need a good playlist to listen to during a smoke sesh, he's your guy.

Jeff the killer

dsbm / hardcore punk / death metal

Woods of desolation, bathory, cradle of filth, forgotten tomb, carcass, the exploited, etc.

Regularly calls people "posers" and he will make you name eight songs instead of five

he thinks any other music is overrated, and will voice that opinion.

Average reddit user (I'm sorry)

He looks cool as hell in corpse paint though

He frequently goes to shows, but he has no "mosh pit etiquette" if he sees someone fall, he'll just stomp over them and continue moshing.

[duffyduffles]

INTRODUCTION (?) ✧˖°.

Welcome to the jungle…

(Further information under the cut…)

GENERAL INFO ⁀➴

Heyyy <3 Never been the sort of person to do this sorta thing but thought I should give it a shot…

Likes: vinyls, headphones, drawing, music, DUFF, rain, cold weather, cats, bassists, sleep

Dislikes: math, hot weather, distrust, insomnia, liars

Bands/Artists I Like: Guns N’ Roses, Mötley Crüe, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Måneskin, Set it Off, Palaye Royale, The Offspring, Green Day, Joan Jett, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Velvet Revolver, Sixx:A.M., Queen, Hole, System of a Down, Alestorm, Def Leppard, Eminem, KISS, Vixen, Warrant, etc.

*Though I run out of music to listen to really quickly, so please send song recs :(

DNI: hate my interests, dry texters, follow any basic DNI (racist, homophobe, etc.), generally if you’re a fucking asshole.

END NOTES ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

I say I'm pretty friendly overall but I'm kiiiinda shit at talking... hella awkward but I warm up over time! Talking to people is a bit hard sometimes, so I’m sorry if it takes me time to respond or anything like that.

However, if you do make me uncomfortable constantly, I will block you without hesitation.

But yeah!! Happy to make moots, feel free to follow <3

[lizzybeth1986]

Character Playlist: Lily Spencer

So I thought I'd make a playlist that's both vibrant and fun, and deep and introspective, because Lily embodies both for me. Four of the songs I chose have video game references, of which one ("Too Much is Never Enough") was inspired by music in video games.

You'll find the playlist here. Do give it a listen!

Tagging @lilyspencerappreciationweek and @sazanes for LSAW Day 2: Lily the Gamer

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation

Never said I wanted to improve my station

An' I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun

An' I don't have to please no one

Love in December - Club 8

So you fall

when the nights grow longer

into sleep

You won't wake up

And I'm here, I'm sitting beside you

and I'll wait

until the spring

Telephone - Ladh Gaga ft. Beyonce

Boy, the way you blowing up my phone

Won't make me leave no faster

Put my coat on faster

Leave my girls no faster

I should've left my phone at home

'Cause this is a disaster

Calling like a collector

Sorry, I cannot answer

Video Games - The Young Professionals

Go play a video game

It's you, it's you, it's all for you

Everything I do

I tell you all the time

Heaven is a place on Earth with you

Tell me all the things you wanna do

I heard that you like bad girls; honey, is that true?

Disturbia - Rihanna

Put on your break lights

We're in the city of wonder

Ain't gonna play nice

Watch out, you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Don't Panic - Coldplay

Bones, sinking like stones

All that we fought for

Homes, places we've grown

All of us are done for

And we live in a beautiful world

Yeah, we do, yeah, we do

We live in a beautiful world

Game On - Waka Flocka Flame ft. Good Charlotte

It's amazin' all the places and the people faces

Ah, bought the tour bus like a spaceship

I'm racin' against nothin' but time

Probably wouldn't be so lost if you was watchin' the signs

Too Much Is Not Enough - Florence + the Machine

Oh, who decides from where up high?

I couldn't say: I need more time

Oh, grant that I can stay the night

Or one more day inside this life

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the workin' day is done

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just wanna have fun...

Stockings - Suzanne Vega

Do you know where friendship ends

And passion does begin?

It's between the binding of

Her stockings and her skin.

Nintendo Game - Alessia Cara

All the trashtalk is getting reload

I'd rather try my hand at Rainbow Road

I'm focused, play my next move

But you're onto me so it's no use

It's a showdown, a game for two

Pick each other's brains looking for clues

A battle with no objective

Who will be the final one standing?

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger

Defying the laws of gravity

I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva

I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me

[therecordchanger62279]

THE TOP 100 DEFINITIVE ROCK RECORDS

Below is a list of the 100 records I believe define the spirit and the essence of Rock Music. They are, I believe, the answer to the question, "What is Rock?" They embody the qualities that make the music what it is. Attitude, arrogance, energy, spirit, sex, and rebellion are all part of it. But because Rock was originally often made by, and, certainly, for teenagers, there is also clumsiness, amateurism, uncertainty, and an eagerness to please. Oh, and one more thing - you should be able to dance to it.

This is a list of records - not songs. The performance counts. So does the production, and the arrangement. These songs, in hands other than the ones chosen here, might not make the list at all. And not every record on the list has every quality listed above. (Ever try dancing to Siberian Khatru by Yes?) But, I believe each fits in its own way. In no particular order then, here are my choices:

Sweet Jane - Lou Reed

Long Live Rock - The Who

That's Entertainment - The Jam

Who'll Stop The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Child In Time - Deep Purple

Desolation Row - Bob Dylan

Moonlight Mile - The Rolling Stones

Help - The Beatles

L.A. Woman - The Doors

Roll Me Away - Bob Seger

Marquee Moon – Television

White Man in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash

Kick Out The Jams - MC5

I'm Waiting For The Man - Velvet Underground

Heroes - David Bowie

Street Life - Roxy Music

All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix

Good Times Bad Times - Led Zeppelin

Siberian Khatru – Yes

Rosalita - Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band

Layla - Derek & the Dominoes

Whipping Post - The Allman Brothers Band

Supernaut - Black Sabbath

The Green Manalishi (with the Two-Pronged Crown) - Fleetwood Mac

Trouble Every Day - Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

Wishing Well - Free

30 Days In The Hole - Humble Pie

Volunteers - Jefferson Airplane

Spanish Moon - Little Feat

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

You're Gonna Miss Me - 13th Floor Elevators

Psychotic Reaction - Count Five

Don't Look Back - The Remains

99th Floor - Moving Sidewalks

Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana

Jeremy - Pearl Jam

Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black) - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Dancing Barefoot - Patti Smith

Shot In The Dark - Ozzy Osbourne

Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones

Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who

Twist & Shout - The Beatles

Light My Fire - The Doors

American Girl - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Sweet Emotion – Aerosmith

School's Out - Alice Cooper

(Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

You Got Another Thing Coming - Judas Priest

Train Kept A-Rollin' - The Yardbirds

Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple

Baba O'Riley - The Who

Mississippi Queen - Mountain

Play It All Night Long - Warren Zevon

Rock & Roll - The Velvet Underground

Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White - The Standells

One World – Utopia

Desire - U2

Wild Thing - The Troggs

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Let It Bleed - Rolling Stones

The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

Rumble - Link Wray

Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Jerry Lee Lewis

Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley

Search & Destroy - Iggy & The Stooges

I'm A Man - Spencer Davis Group

Gloria - Shadows of Knight

Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry

I Fought The Law - Bobby Fuller Four

Instant Karma - John Lennon

Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio - The Ramones

Middle of the Road – Pretenders

L.A. Explosion - The Last

What I Like About You - The Romantics

Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd

American Music - Ian Hunter & Mick Ronson

A Million Miles Away - The Plimsouls

The Kids Are Alright - The Who

(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – Rolling Stones

My Generation – The Who

Rock and Roll – Led Zeppelin

You Really Got Me – The Kinks

I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll – Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Summertime Blues – Eddie Cochran

We’re An American Band – Grand Funk Railroad

So You Want To Be A Rock ‘N’ Roll Star – The Byrds

I Can Only Give You Everything - Them

Mystery Train – The Band

We Gotta Get Out of This Place – The Animals

Crossroads – Cream

Jailhouse Rock – Elvis Presley

Baby, Don’t Do It – The Band

Born To Run – Bruce Springsteen

The Stroll – The Diamonds

Revolution – The Beatles

Walk On The Wild Side – Lou Reed

Heard It On The X – ZZ Top

Journey To The Center of the Mind – The Amboy Dukes

[dynamite-lazerbeam]

Would Eddie Munson like the songs on my playlist?

Except I have what many would consider questionable taste at best and believe that people, even metalheads, can like more than one music genre. No idea if this is a modern au or an everybody lives au or what because it’s a mess but I digress. 18 and Life - Skid Row Duh.  Loves Sebastian Bach-- maybe a little bit too much. 1985 - Bowling for Soup Yeah, the nostalgia train hit modern Munson hard with this one.  Not his style of music but loves the references. Alone - Heart Secretly.  Belts it out in the car. And So It Goes - Billy Joel Probably not a Joel fan, but he, like, gets it. As It Was - Harry Styles Though I think it’s possible that he would like some Styles songs, he’d think that this one is commercial music. Babooshka - Kate Bush Yes.  A resounding yes.  An unashamed, unabashed yes. The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing - Danny Kaye Not really his style.  “Old people music.” Blackbird - The Beatles The first song he learned on guitar.  For sure a soft spot. Black Dog - Led Zeppelin Though not metal, Zepp was his first foray into “heavier” music. Blessings - Chance the Rapper Though I’m in the minority that thinks Eddie would develop a healthy appreciation for rap, Chance would not be one of those rappers. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Yeah, Eddie loves Queen.  Argue with your mom.  Freddie is a hero of his and he loves Roger’s vocals as well. Brush Up Your Shakespeare - Kiss Me Kate No musicals.  God no. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac I honestly don’t think he’s given Fleetwood Mac much thought one way or another.  Like, it’s not really his style of music, but if someone were to say it was their favorite band he’d probably just be like, “Oh.  Cool!” Chateau (Feel Alright) - Djo Maybe as a high jam.  Maybe. Crazy Crazy Nights - KISS No.  Hates KISS.  Could get the same message from about 10 other, better songs. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac See number 13.  Maybe the soundtrack to an acid trip he had once. Don’t Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John and Kiki Dee Hates it, but definitely got pulled into a drunken karaoke rendition once (he was Kiki.  Steve was Elton). Drive My Car - The Beatles Meh.  He gets that they’re The Beatles and he respects that, but he’s not going out of his way to listen. Falling - Harry Styles No.  Respects the “I’m well aware I write too many songs about you” line, though. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen Once wrote an entire DnD one-shot where all of the characters and places were inspired by songs.  The Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy made his appearance as an NPC. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera Would strangle Peter Cetera with his bare hands if he could. Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar Definitely just me projecting, but I think Eddie loves powerful women voices.  Whether you read him as being attracted to women or not I think he just *clenches fist* loves women. Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue Yeah, dude loves Crue.  Wants to be Mick Mars, especially after injuries sustained in the Upside Down. Hopelessly Devoted to You - Olivia Newton John Go-to drunk karaoke song.  Will never hear him admit to being a Grease fan outside of this context, but is definitely a comfort movie of his (he is, obviously, more of a Rizzo fan than a Sandy fan, but he’s a drama queen before all else and nothing says drama more than “Hopelessly.”). I Hate Myself for Loving You - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Please picture with me, if you will, a Corroded Coffin gig.  Eddie has just gotten into a fight with his significant other (a small one, probably a misunderstanding, but Eddie is dramatic and loves and opportunity to “suffer for his art”).  He knows they’ll be there.  They never miss a show.  So here comes Eddie, all eyeliner, leather, and angst, and they open with this.  Of course, immediately after the gig it’s “I’m sorry baby,” and “You were amazing up there,” and all is forgiven. I Know the End - Phoebe Bridgers I think every single Stranger Things character would find the parallels between their lives and this song to be too uncanny not to like this song. I’m in Love with My Car - Queen Uh, yeah.  Especially mechanic Eddie.  He’d tie his hair back and have this song blasting, singing along while he looks under the hood. Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin This song is pure feral energy, just like Eds. I Punched Keanu Reeves - Hello Peril While hilarious (iykyk), no.  He has an emotional attachment to Bill and Ted. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry Yes.  Is actively upset that Back to the Future tried to erase Chuck Berry’s genius by implying a white kid gave him the idea for this song. Killer Queen - Queen Favorite Queen song by far. Let’s Hear It for the Boy - Deniece Williams Does not like a single song from it, but actually really enjoyed Footloose.  An oppressive small town, a guy who likes heavier music… so sue him, he identifies. Light My Love - Greta Van Fleet I love him, but Eddie would totally be a “Greta Van Fleet is a Led Zeppelin rip off” truther; man would listen to a single song and go off about authenticity and corporate bullshit before literally never giving them another chance again. Neighbors - J. Cole I genuinely think Eddie would be very stereotypically “I hate rap” for most of his teens and early twenties, but I think eventually he’d grow to appreciate any type of fight through music, especially protest songs, which this is. Norwegian Wood - The Beatles This is the perfect campfire song, and I think if you could convince Eddie to go acoustic for a weekend and go camping, this would be the first song he’d learn. Paranoid - Black Sabbath Eddie canonically likes Sabbath, so I would hope he likes one of their best singles.  Is definitely on every “Intro to Metal” mixtape he’s ever made for his friends. Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God) - Kate Bush Pretty indifferent to it pre-Max.  Now has a mixtape of everyone’s favorite songs.  He carries it everywhere.  Also learned it on guitar and plays it at the hospital when and if his name is cleared and he’s allowed in. Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) - Elton John “Token good Elton song,” according to him. Scarborough Fair/Canticle - Simon and Garfunkel Definitely something he would base a campaign off of. Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos As with every other DnD nerd, regardless of music preference, he fixates on it.  Is the source of at least half of his LoTR/Ren Faire/DnD fantasies (the softer, less badass ones he doesn’t talk about).  Refuses to believe it’s Jesus music. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus Are you kidding?  This song is basically an autobiographical account of his life if/when he had a crush on anyone in a different friend group.

[missmewts]

music//the evans

(seasons 1-7, luke cooper, peter maximoff, there will be more in part two!)

rating; pg

warnings; none???

basically some music artists and songs evan's roles might listen to. the gif isn't evan but gaga is iconic so don't complain

LUKE COOPER...the office, 2010

MGK. don't even argue. he's obsessed with machine gun kelly

but if someone asks, it's kanye west

he's never heard a single song of kanye's

his favorite radio station on sirius xm is the pulse

he really likes sunflower and best friend by rex orange county, but those are the only ones

he gets chills everytime ben platt's 'imagine' comes on. don't ask why.

TATE LANGDON...ahs: murder house, 2011

(toot>tate)

INSANE CLOWN POSSE

but specifically my axe or boogie-woogie-woo tho

MOTHER/MOTHER

he doesn't mention liking them tho cause it's sorta out of place with everything else he likes

nirvana obvi

probably stevie nicks/fleetwood mac

the doors

THE FOUNDATIONS

build me up buttercup, specifically

crosby stills nash & young

eAGLES TOO

he loves the classic vinyl and classic rewind stations on sirius xm

WILD THING BY TROGGS

bLACK BETTY BY RAMJAM

bargain by who ofc ofc

sorry i'm just like a nerd for classic rock

KIT WALKER...ahs: asylum, 2012

the drifters, of course

i count the tears and there goes my baby

AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG WHILE HE'S COOKING!!? i could write a whole fic of kit dancing in the kitchen while he makes cookies

sea of love by phil phillips KAKDJED

KIT IS SO PURE

I LOVE HIM

def brandy (you're a fine girl) by looking glass

PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER

LONELY TEARDROPS AAAAAAAH

listens to elvis and jackie wilson

loves the 50s on 50 station

KYLE SPENCER...ahs: coven, 2013

TOTO

he's totally an 80's nerd but he's lowkey about it

that one song from matilda where it's like mmm m mm mmm

WHITNEY HOUSTON

need you tonight. TOTALLY.

SWEET CHILD OF MINE BY GUNS N ROSES

maybe the occasional nirvana song, but he prefers 80s pop

speaking of-

80S JAPANESE POP

STAY WITH ME BY MIKI MATSUBARA AAAA

it's the only title he can pronounce so that's the only song he says he likes <3

he did try to learn the japanese in the song, but he gave up

JIMMY DARLING...ahs: freakshow, 2014

(a lot of inspiration came from "vintage playlist but youre a teenager in love" by rainbeary on youtube)

imagine kit

we all totally know he loves love songs but don't tell him that

LOLLIPOP BY THE CORDETTES

he loves the ronnetes

BE MY BABY

he totally just dances around his caravan, 'we make 'em turn their heads every place we go, so won't you please be my, be my baby!!'

whenever i think of jimmy, soul kitchen comes STRAIGHT to mind. he would totally fuck someone to that

THE ARCHIES

HEY LOVER BY DAUGHTERS OF EVE ASHFFFDTHAT'S SO SOFT I LOVE IT- IMAGINE HIM PLAYING THAT WHILE EVERYONE EATS LUNCH IN THE GRASS BEHIND THE TENT ON THEIR DAY OFF

TEENAGER IN LOVE BY DION & THE BELMONTS OFC

PETER MAXIMOFF...xmen, 2014-19

a sucker for classic rock

sweet dreams (are made of this) obvi

QUEEN AND THE BEATLES

LOVE OF MY LIFE AND HERE COMES THE SUN AHSJDKF THAT'S SO SOFT

billy joel!!!

i love rock n roll by joan jett and the black hearts

BAD REPUTATION

the joker by the steve miller band!!

REM!! REM REM REM

LOVES FOREIGNER

THE ROLLING STONES

START ME UP SPECIFICALLY

JAMES PATRICK MARCH...ahs: hotel, 2015

he loves swing and big band!!

moonlight serenade by glenn miller and his orchestra

IN THE MOOD BY GLENN MILLER

loves glenn miller

it's been a long, long time

yk, that song that we all cry to?

he totally dances around with elizabeth to that song, just singing along all quiet, 'kiss me once, then kiss me twice, then kiss me once again.'

star dust by artie shaw and his orchestra

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!

CHEEK TO CHEEK

'darling, did you know, ella's voice, according to ancient studies, is utterly perfect?'

can you tell i adore james

RORY MONAHAN...ahs: roanoke, 2016

totally has one of those spotify radio things

he loves 2000s pop

NELLY FURTADO, BLACK EYED PEAS, BRITNEY SPEARS, YOU NAME IT

he loves yellow by coldplay, though

'pARTAY IN THA USAAAY'

lady marmalade is his ANTHEM

he lives for salt n peppa

SHOOP AND WHATTA MAN

KAI ANDERSON...ahs: cult, 2017

he says he likes death metal and shit but he's a sucker for softies

yellow by coldplay, bubly by colbie caillat, and home by phillip phillips are his top three

he loves mac demarco and girl in red

CAVETOWN

888 specifically, ugh he loves it

BOYS WILL BE BUGS AND LEMON BOY

KAI. IS. LEMON. BOY.

he loves how the guitar comes in nearing the end, like it gets more intense

DAYGLOW

HOT ROD AND CAN I CALL YOU TONIGHT

he relates to hot rod way too much

ALEC BENJAMIN

HERE COMES THE SUN

ugh kai is a softie

[little-smartass]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT COVER ALBUM - the legendary Vampire Lestat is back and bigger and badder than ever, this time bringing a whole album of song covers ranging from classic bangers to newer fresh takes on chart hits! get your copy now, complete with a transcript of the artist's commentary on each song!

(songs I think Lestat would cover and release as an album in an attempt to re-kickstart his career and/or make some sort of dramatic statement to Louis. tracklist and "artist commentary" under the cut)

Survival - Muse

“And I’ll reveal my strength, to the whole human race, yes I am prepared, to stay alive, and I won’t forgive, and vengeance is mine, and I won’t give in, because I choose to thrive! Yeah I’m gonna win!”

Oh, I wish this song had been around back on that opening night at the Cow Palace - how apt that would have been! What a fucking anthem! They would have been rioting all night. I mean, they already were, but, like, because of the music. Not because vampires were being immolated in the middle of the crowd. Different kind of riot.

The Bitch Is Back - Elton John

“I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch, oh the bitch is back, stone cold sober as a matter of fact, I can bitch, I can bitch, ‘cause I’m better than you, it’s the way that I move, the things that I do!”

One day I want to have this play as I walk into Night Island. I’ll time it perfectly so that I throw off my coat - my denim jacket, or- oh, no, a fur! Maximum drama! - just as the chorus starts. Armand will know that I’m coming of course, but I think that’ll just make it even better. And I have good memories to this song... [muffled question] Sorry, gentlemen don’t kiss and tell, bébé. [laughter]

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic

"Oh my, feels just like I don’t try, look so good I might die, all I know is everybody loves me, head down, swaying to my own sound, flashes in my face now, all I know is everybody loves me”

Look, do I even need to explain this one? Didn’t think so.

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

"I don't give a damn ‘bout my reputation, I've never been afraid of any deviation, and I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I ain't gonna change - and I'm never gonna care bout my bad reputation"

This one's fairly self-explanatory again. It could have been my personal anthem when I was mortal quite honestly. And it's an awful lot of fun to jump about and headbang to, don't you think? That's a new thing I've found out about, headbanging. People have been hopping about to music looking like fools for centuries but now there's a name for it. Fantastic.

bad guy - Billie Eilish

"I’m that bad type, make your mama sad time, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad time… I’m the bad guy. Duh.”

Creepy? Check. Sexy? Check. Tongue-in-cheek? Check check. This song was great and a lot of fun to cover.

Lover to Lover - Florence + the Machine

“I believe there’s no salvation for me now, no space among the clouds, and I feel I’m heading down, but that’s alright, that’s alright, that’s alright”

I don’t know, this one just felt very relevant. Also the piano was great to do. You might have noticed that I’ve picked a lot of songs with piano, and that’s because I bullied the studio into getting me a goooooorgeous grand piano for the recording space and I wanted to use it as much as possible!

Feeling Good - Muse

“Stars when you shine, you know how I feel, scent of the pine, you know how I feel, oh freedom is mine, and I know how I feel”

I just really like this song - I’ve done a cover of an excellent cover! Can- can you put emojis in this? Do people still use emojis? Well imagine I’ve put the shrug one. Wait, isn’t there- Daniel, Daniel, come here, isn’t there a shrug emoji made up of keyboard- [muffled words] yes! The shrug one! Yes, put that in the transcription. [ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ] I just like this song.

The Man - The Killers

“I got gas in the tank, I got money in the bank, I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man, I got skin in the game, I got a household name, I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man”

I feel like this one speaks for itself too. Can you put that shrug emoji thing in here again? [ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ] Yes!

J'ai Pas Envie - MIKA

J'ai pas envie, de faire comme si, comme les maris, qui disent oui, j'ai pas envie, j'ai pas envie, j'ai pas envie d'te faire plaisir, j'ai pas envie, j'ai pas envie, si tu m'aimes viens me le dire"

Look, I'm not going to translate the whole song for you, because it has all this clever wordplay you just totally lose in english… but the gist of it is that these two lovers are… at odds a lot. It's… it's maybe a little spiteful [laughter] but in a fun way! It's a fun song! Louis won't even be mad about it, it's MIKA.

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

"When I'm not with you, think of you always (I miss those long hot summer nights), when I'm not with you, think of me always, always"

[Long pause] God, I miss Freddie.

Let 'Em Talk - Kesha

Ah, full disclosure - I put this song in purely because of the expression Louis made when I played it in the car and it got to the line “can suck my dick” and she did that popping noise… it was incredible, and I just knew I had to cover it so I could see his expression when I said that. I can’t wait to play it to him. [laughter]

So What - P!nk

"So so what, I'm still a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't need you, and guess what? I'm having more fun, and now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, (and you're a tool, so)"

I'm actually a big fan of nineties and noughties female stars - all that grrrrrrrl power, it's great fun, you know? I'd say this one is fairly self-explanatory, because I am still a rockstar! This is my new album! Fuck you EMP and your sniffy little article calling me "washed up"!

Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons

"But it was not your fault but mine, and it was your heart on the line, I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear?"

This one could be self-deprecating, but it's also very vindictively angry at the same time, and that's a combination I definitely get. Like, oh, it's my fault, isn't it? It's my fucking fault again, what a surprise. Perhaps "learn from your mother or you'll spend your days biting your own neck" is a little on the nose… [muffled words] you've read my books, right? [muffled words] Good, good.

Missy - The Airbourne Toxic Event

"But I swear there's still some good in me, I think if you'd stuck around you'd see, all the botched attempts at integrity I once had"

Oh, I was feeling philosophical when I picked this one. No, philosophical isn't the right word… melancholy? Do people still use that word? "I swear I swear I swear I'll never get sad" is both furiously defiant and yet so self-defeatingly ironic. [Exasperated noise] Enough of that. Next!

Please Don't Leave Me - P!nk

"I don't know if I can yell any louder, how many times have I kicked you out of here, or said something insulting? I can be so mean when I wanna be, I am capable of nearly anything, when my heart is broken… (please, please don't leave me)"

Oh, we’re… we’re getting to this section now. [clearing throat] Well, I have to make up for that sucking dick line, don’t I? Get a bit vulnerable. Oh God, why did I decide to do this bit? [muffled words] [bad chicago accent] But why buy the cow? Because you love him, you really do. [sigh, laughter]

Next To Me - Imagine Dragons

"Oh, I always let you down, shattered on the ground, still I find you there, next to me, and oh, the stupid things I do, I'm far from good it's true, still I find you, next to me"

Why did I- I don’t remember putting so many of these ones in.

Run To You - Pentatonix

"I've been settling scores, I've been fighting so long, but I've lost your war, and our kingdom is gone... how shall I win back your heart which was mine? I have broken bones and tattered clothes, I've run out of time"

[Sigh] [clears throat] Yeah. I think we can move onto the next one.

Love of My Life - Queen

“Love of my life, don't leave me, you've stolen my love, you now desert me, love of my life, can't you see? Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me, because you don't know, what it means to me”

I play this one sometimes on my baby grand when we've had a fight, and it's impossible for him to stay angry. He's a sucker for this sort of… formality in romance. God, I wish I'd realised that earlier. If I'd written him a letter in fancy copperplate script with scented paper and enclosed rose petals politely requesting him to bend me over his desk back in the day, it might not have taken two centuries of mutual blue balls for us to figure our shit out. Ah well, live and learn… as it were. [muffled words] Look, I did a whole bunch of vulnerable songs! Now I get to make sex jokes! [laughter] oh fuck off.

[wegottagetouttahere]

Viva Las Vengeance song-by-song ratings under the cut 😂

Final album rating: 2/10. The songs are cookie-cutter low-effort money-grabbing radio singles. A couple of them could be somewhat catchy but they have weird tempo changes that make them even harder to dance to. The lyrics suck. It ain’t good, folks. Trashing each song in turn under the cut!

Viva Las Vengeance: oh god not the pre-downloaded ringtone riff. Wow he’s really reaching for the rhymes here. What is this song about again? Someone tell him he’s not a good pianist. It’s the Disney channel visual effects for me. Final rating 3/10 was bad

Middle of a Breakup: this is literally the same song??? Not joking it sounds exactly the same, musically. These lyrics suck. Yeah that’s all I can say. These lyrics suck. The video is boring too. Final rating 1/10 blatant money grab

Don’t Let The Light Go Out: starting the music video with himself listening to his own song on the radio is tacky and bad. Ok so this is the song where he’s gonna try to be deep. Again with the Disney channel visual effects! God does every song have to be a “lol watch how high I can belt” it’s boring! why are all these songs about breakups isn’t this man married. Final rating 3/10 idc about this one

Local God: AGAIN WITH THE BORING ASS INTRO. Oh this is another “look at me I’m famous” song. Hate this get me out of here. I’d this man incapable of writing anything not in 4/4 Dorian? My knowledge of music production is so minimal and yet I can tell you this mixing sucks. Final rating 1/10 boring

Star Spangled Banner: oh god is this a patriotism song? Please tell me no. OH THIS IS BAAAAADDDDDDD LMAO. Home of the freaks ok mr capitalism. Ok one point to him for trying to do something jazz… esque? However points away from him because it is bad and doesn’t work. Ugh aGAIN with the high belting! We don’t care! God this comes off as “how do you do fellow alternative teens?” Final rating 1/10 terrible terrible

God Killed Rock and Roll: title sucks. This sounds like it’s out of a Glee episode I hate it. Oh this is bad. He wants to be Queen soooo bad and he’s falling soooo short lmao. Ok this is a little catchy. Still not great, the backing vocals add nothing. Aaaaaaand we’re back to half tempo. Make up your mind!!! It just sounds like you’ve got a bad drummer!! What exactly is the message of this song…? Wow this man thinks he did something with this. Final rating 3/10 could be worse but that doesn’t mean it’s good

Say It Louder: this is the first intro that’s been vaguely interesting, and by that I mean it sounds like someone else wrote it. This is boring. Ok at this point his belting just sounds so strained. He sounds like he’s barely breathing. It ain’t good. Final rating 2/10 snooze fest

Sugar Soaker: you know, I might have hope for this! The riff is catchy! Nope never mind. This went downhill fast. It’s still better than all the others so far. The buildup to the chorus takes me out of the moment. This song would be better with a different singer, someone less Broadway. Like if Joan Jett covered this it could be good. DO SOMETHING ELSE, ANYTHING ELSE WITH YOUR BACKING HARMONIES I BEG YOU I AM BORED TO DEATH. Final rating 4/10 the best so far but that’s like being the tallest leprachaun

Something About Maggie: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again the lyrics suck. The guitars are real boring. This sounds like any new panic at the disco song, I don’t care about it. WHAT is that ending?? 3/10 It could be worse but it could be a LOT better

Sad Clown: Mr. Urie hire a writer I’m begging you. You cannot write lyrics!!! What the hell is this music video? It’s like it’s trying to be ironic and classy at the same time but it’s failing at both and just comes off like a little kid’s dance recital, but less charming. “Even though I’m smiling I’m crying” wow so deep. He sounds like a goddamn cat, wailing like that. Final rating 1/10 I hate it

All By Yourself: Ryan Ross doesn’t think about you at all Mr. Urie, I guarantee you. Oh this is BAD bad… what exactly are you changing, Mr. Urie? What profound difference are you making in the world? I can’t even finish this one it’s so bad. Final rating 1/10 faker than a piñata.

Do It To Death: ok, this isn’t bad so far, whoop never mind! The old bait and switch! Sounds like if the characters in Cars 2 formed an amateur band. This is catchier than most of the other songs on the album, but it’s not catchy enough to warrant four and half minutes. The bridge is bad. Wow like really bad! He had to pull in a reference to another song to make this even less cohesive, wow! Final rating 4/10 mid.

This is a collection of some of the least memorable songs I’ve ever heard, I literally could not tell you what the music I listened to no more than ten minutes ago sounds like. Thoroughly unoriginal.

[eightysix-baby]

🍓 🍎 🍒🍐🍉🍌🍊 (yes I know that's all of them except 1... but please only do this if you want to!)

Sam!! Of course I want too ! This took me a while to answer but I love this ask game so thanks for the ask lol 💚💚💚💚💚

send me a 🍓 and I’ll make a moodboard of things I associate with you

send a 🍎 and I’ll try to describe you as if you were a book character or someone in a song

I think you would be the quiet loner or the funny sarcastic rebel probably a combination of the two. Either way you would be the cool snarky badass character that stands apart from the rest and always has the best one liners. Spends most of their time alone and other people might find them intimidating but once you get to know them they are actually incredibly kind and an extremely loyal friend. The character that the main character befriends and teaches them that other people are idiots and you shouldn’t care what they think. Or maybe the character that was once a villain but has been adopted by a group of heroesos they still have their villain side and enjoy getting into trouble every now and then but now they have a group of friends they care about and are protective over, they might not admit they are a big softy cause on the outside they are calm and cool but lord help anyone who tries to hurt their friends.

send a 🍒 and I’ll describe/make a combined aesthetic for me and my mutual

send a 🍐 and I’ll describe my first thoughts on the mutual you send from when I met them

You were one of my favorite blogs. You seemed really cool and tbh I was a little intimidated I wasn’t sure if you’d want to be my friend but then I finally decided to message you and you were the sweetest and most supportive person and still really cool too ! 😊

send a 🍉 and I’ll describe the first things I want to do with my mutual once I see them in real life

Ok if you were to visit me then the first thing we do is we of course have to go to universal! then a movie marathon and maybe go to the beach or the aquarium. ooh And You'd definitely need to meet Indy and Penny I think it would be fun to take them to the park

send a 🍌 and I’ll say what characters I think of when I think of my mutual

Some of these are because we’ve talked about them before others are just because ✨vibes✨ lmao : Sirius black, Loki,Bucky barnes , Richie Tozier, Spike,Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner,Tony stark,General Kirigan,Billy Russo,Penelope Garcia,valkyrie,Fred Weasley,Jesper Fahey,druig eternals,Wanda Maximoff,eggsy unwin,Velma Dinkley,lydia deetz, jessica jones, klaus tua,randy meeks,stu macher ,Darcy Lewis,poe dameron ,geralt and jaskier,rubel grimm,sydney novak ,Abby Hammond,veronica sawyer,nancy downs,wednesday addams,max mayfield,John Bender, rizzo - grease,dallas winston,michelle jones,david the lost boys, severen, erik lehnsherr,Freddy Freeman ,charlie dalton, michelle and pickforrd -dazed and confused,roberta now and then , and so many others

send a 🍊 and I’ll say what song I think of when I I think of my mutual

others :

don’t let me be misunderstood - the animals

when I was young - the animals

Zombie - the cranberries

psycho killer- talking heads

come as you are - nirvana

zitti e buoni - maneskin

hurricane - bob dylan

don’t fear the reaper - blue oyster cult

halloween theme

sweet emotion - Aerosmith

another one bites the dust - queen

schools out - alice cooper

I love rock n roll - joan jett and the blackhearts

sound of silence - simon and garfunkle

get back - the beatles

heroes and villians - the beach boys

scooby doo theme

slow ride - foghat

cherry bomb - the runaways

come together - the beatles

[lifesupreme-if]

17 and 20 for all the ROs?

17) What they’d sing at karaoke

using modern examples because i myself am not from the year 2077 and unfortunately do not know what songs are out there in that year

Dylan: One of those people that doesn't feel confident enough to sing a song they'd actually like to, so sings something with comedic value. Notable examples include:

All Star by Smash Mouth, Santeria by Sublime.

Stéphanie: Sloshed out of her mind. Goes VERY hard for the song, lays herself back across a table while she's singing. An absolute Performance.

Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli, Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Paul Anka.

Dorothea: Sings her favourite classics she got down to growing up, loves it when the audience participates.

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen, Old Time Rock & Roll by Bob Seger.

[Locked]: Has a golden voice absolutely built for this. Sings some real crowd pleasers that get all of the attention on her, gets in someone's face to serenade and flirt.

I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Hotel California by Eagles.

20) Household chore they hate the most

Dylan: All of them. But most especially, she hates putting her clothes away. Most often keeps her clean clothes in her laundry basket and her dirties on the floor next to it.

Stéphanie: Dishes, which is why she had a dishwasher, until Claude so rudely quit! You're really telling her that she has to cook and wash the dishes she used?!

Dorothea: Doesn't have to deal with household chores, but if she did, she wouldn't want to make the bed. What's the point?! Literally what's the point?! She's going to sleep in it again tonight! And why the fitted sheets?! That's too much work for something she only uses at night!

[Locked]: Please never make her mow the lawn again. She is too sexy to have to do all of this. Please.

[piratewithvigor]

My first thought in regard to every band that gets played on my radio station

ACDC: Every dad’s favourite band

Adams, Bryan: Every mom’s favourite singer until Michael Buble came along

Aerosmith: haha they thought Vince Neil was a lady

Alice Cooper: he’s a Game Of Thrones fanboy and I have proof

Alice In Chains: my sister doesn’t like them because she decided AC were Alice Cooper’s initials ONLY

Allman Brothers Band: good music for dropping acid to

Allman, Gregg: That’s too many Gs for one name

Animals: House Of The Rising Sun, or who even cares

Argent: Sometimes Hold Your Head Up is really catchy

Asia: Tuesdays

Autograph: one of the members went on to be a pharmacist

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: There are just so many pop culture jokes about Taking Care Of Business that whatever I say won’t be as funny

Bad Company: with their song; Bad Company, off their album; Bad Company

Benatar, Pat: Always getting her confused with Patti Smith

Black Crowes: I like them for Lickin, but it doesn’t seem to exist outside of one shoddy video on youtube and my old CD

Blackfoot: this band name feels kind of racy

Black Sabbath: Dio was not better or worse than Ozzy; just different

Blondie: I like Call Me, but Blondie confuses me stylistically

Blue Oyster Cult: MORE COWBELL

Bon Jovi: Hello, childhood trauma, I missed you

Boston: ONE GUY. ONE GUY DID IT ALL AND NO ONE KNOWS

Bowie, David: Don’t let your children watch The Man Who Fell To Earth, or David Bowie’s will end up being the third penis they see in life

Browne, Jackson: Another musician ruined by Supernatural

Buffalo Springfield: Jack Nicholson was at the riot they sing about

Burdon, Eric: no ideas, brain empty

Bush: ditto

Candlebox: ditto once more. Who are these people?

Cars: This band feels so gay and so straight at the same time, I can only assume they’re the poster children of bisexual panic

Cheap Trick: I played Dream Police on Guitar Hero so fucking much because it was the only song anyone who played with me could keep up with

Chicago: Chicago 30 exists, but they do not have 30 albums. Fucking riddle me that

Clapton, Eric: 6 discs in one Greatest Hits is too many. That’s called “re releasing your discography”

Cochrane, Tom: For some reason, everyone thinks Rascal Flats did it better

Cocker, Joe: Belushi did it right

Collective Soul: who?

Collins, Phil: If his biggest hits were done by MCR, they would be emo anthems, but because he’s 5′6″ and from the 80s, they’re not

Cream: *Vietnam flashbacks on the hippie side*

CCR: *Vietnam flashbacks on the war side*

CSNY: David Crosby; meh

Deep Purple: THEY’RE SO MUCH MORE THAN SMOKE ON THE WATER

Def Leppard: the only music for when you’re a heartbroken bitch but also a sexy one

Derek And The Dominos: Clapton and ‘Layla’ broke up

Derringer, Rick: Tom Petty if he was from the midwest

Dio: You thought it was an anime reference, but it was me, Dio

Dire Straits: You can tell how bigoted a radio station is based on how much of Money For Nothing they censor

Doobie Brothers: I have yet to smoke weed, but I listen to the Doobies, and I think that’s pretty close

Dylan, Bob: I take back everything I said about him in my youth

Eagles: Hotel California isn’t their best song, but the memes that come from it are second to none

Edgar Winter Group: @the--blackdahlia

Electric Light Orchestra: Actually an orchestra and sound a fuckton like George Harrison

ELO: I really hesitate to ask what happens with the 7 virgins and a mule

Essex, David: no prominent memories of him

Fabulous Thunderbirds: cannot spell

Faces: Who on earth thought that was a good album name?

Faith No More: I got nothing

Fixx: One Thing Leads To Another is a damn bop

Fleetwood Mac: I ain’t straight, but I’m simply not enough of a witch to enjoy them to full potential

Fogerty, John: He got sued cause he sounded like himself

Foghat: Slow Ride slowly becoming less coherent feels like a drug trip

Foo Fighters: He was just excited to buy a grill

Ford, Lita: deserved better

Foreigner: dramatically overplayed

Frampton, Peter: a masterful user of the talk box

Free: dramatically underplayed

Gabriel, Peter: leaving Genesis changed him a lot

Genesis: if someone likes Genesis, clarify the era, because yes, it does matter

Georgia Satellites: sing like you have a cactus in your ass

Golden Earring: Twilight Zone slaps, but it doesn’t slap as hard as this station thinks it does

Grand Funk Railroad: Funk

Grateful Dead: I like their aesthetic more than their music

Great White: there are so many fucking shark jokes

Greenbaum, Norman: makes me think of Subway for some reason

Green Day: the first of the emo revolution

Greg Kihn Band: RocKihnRoll is literally the most clever album name I’ve ever seen

Guns N Roses: They have more than three good songs, but radio stations never recognize that

Hagar, Sammy: I’m still trying to figure out where he lived to take 16 hours to get to LA driving 55 and how fucking fast was he driving beforehand?

Harrison, George: He went from religious to rock, and if he had continued rocking, he would have gotten too cool 

Head East: I respect people who use breakfast foods as album names

Heart: Magic Man and Barracuda are played at least once every goddamn day. They’re not even the best songs!

Hendrix, Jimi: I have both a cousin and a sibling named after Hendrix references

Henley, Don: Dirty Laundry gives me too much inspiration

Hollies: Somehow sound like they’re both from the 60s and the 80s at the same time

Idol, Billy: he’s doing well for himself

INXS: Terminator vibes

Iris, Donnie: knockoff Roy Orbison

James Gang: too many funks

Jane’s Addiction: if TMNT had a grunge band representative

Jefferson Airplane: *assorted cheers*

Jefferson Starship: *assorted boos*

Jethro Tull: The only band to make you feel not cool enough to play the flute

Jett, Joan: icon

J. Geils Band: I requested them on the radio once and it got played

Joel, Billy: he really did just air everybody’s business like that

John Cafferty And The Beaver Brown Band: literally wtf is that name

John, Elton: yarn Elton sits in my basement, unstaring. Please someone take him from me

Joplin, Janis: Queen

Journey: Stop overplaying Don’t Stop Believing. It takes away from the rest of the repetoire

Judas Priest: literally started the gay leather aesthetic

Kansas: another fucking band Supernatural stole

Kenny Wayne Shepherd: the man confuses me to the point where he isn’t in the right place alphabetically

Kiss: Mick Mars and I will simply have to disagree on the subject

Kravitz, Lenny: runaway vibes

Led Zeppelin: Fucking fight me if you don’t think they’re the most talented band (maybe not the most talented individually, but collectively, no one comes close)

Lennon, John: My least favourite Beatle for reasons

Live: I got nothin

Living Colour: slap a decent amount

Loverboy: do you not get TURNT the fuck up to the big Loverboy hits? Who hurt you??

Lynyrd Skynyrd: Sweet Home Alabama is a Neil Young diss track

Marshall Tucker Band: no opinion

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: VERY STRONG OPINIONS THAT THEY AREN’T GOOD

McCartney, Paul/Wings: Power couple

Meatloaf: I have nothing but respect for a man who willingly named himself Meatloaf

Mellencamp, John: voted cutest lesbian of 1987

Metallica: I liked their appearance on Jimmy Fallon

Midnight Oil: I get them confused for Talking Heads a lot

Modern English: who?

Molly Hatchet: Hollies vibes, but also Georgia Satellites vibes

Money, Eddie: DAN AVIDAN, IF YOU SEE THIS, COVER TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Motley Crue: Stan Mick Mars and John Corabi. They’re the only ones who deserve it

Mott The Hoople: no one loves them except for David Bowie

Mountain: props for naming an album ‘Climbing’

Nazareth: I want to make a John Mulaney joke here, but I can never come up with one

Nicks, Stevie: witch queen

Night Ranger: I get them confused with Urge Overkill

Nirvana: Kurt Cobain was the ally grunge needed

Nova, Aldo: he’s Canadian, at least

Nugent, Ted: *serves a ghost as jerky*

Offspring: nothing here

Osbourne, Ozzy: this bitch crazy

Outfield: Your Love is kind of a sketchy song, but it slaps hard

Palmer, Robert: low quality Eddie Money

Pearl Jam: *grunts in Eddie Vedder*

Petty, Tom: I have so many feelings about Tom Petty and they are all good

Pink Floyd: which one is Pink?

Plant, Robert: solo career is a crapshoot, but his voice is unparalleled

Poison: I want them to write a song called ‘Alice Cooper’

Pretenders: I want to say good things, but I have nothing to say

Queen: A doctor of astrophysics, a screaming girl, a disco queen and a diva walk into a bar. It’s Queen; they’re there to play a gig

Queensryche: neutral opinion

Quiet Riot: they got big because of a song they hated. I love that

Rafferty, Gerry: the second-sexiest sax opening in all of music

Rainbow: Ritchie Blackmore created something very magnificent

Ram Jam: one good song and they didn’t even write it

Ratt: I’m sure they have more than Round And Round, but I don’t know it

RHCP: funky, but if you have paid money to hear them, you’re going to The Bad Place (I don’t make the rules)

Red Rider: basically Golden Earring

Reed, Lou: Walk On The Wild Side would be such a cool song if it wasn’t so dull

REM: American Tragically Hip

REO Speedwagon: Props for having a dad joke as an album title

Rolling Stones: Never in my life could I imagine the drummer being named anything but Charlie

Rush: How to make being uncool the coolest fucking shit

Santana: The world needs more Santana

Scandal: There’s something really funny about The Warrior being my brother’s “song” with his girlfriend

Scorpions: Was Wind Of Change written by the CIA? Only the spotify podcast I got an ad for once could say

Seger, Bob: A different variety of Eric Clapton (frankly a better variety, but that’s just me)

Simple Minds: we ALL forgot about you

Skid Row: Sebastian Bach is prettier than all of us

Soundgarden: music that makes you feel like you dunked your head underwater

Springsteen, Bruce: my arch-nemesis. Maybe someday, he’ll find out about it

Squeeze: according to my friends, the stupidest band name ever, but they’re theatre kids, so you know

Squier, Billy: If he can make it through 1984 alive, you can make it through whatever bad day you’re having

Stealers Wheel: Yet another band who I always mistake for George Harrison

Steely Dan: my house’s nickname for the Robber in Settlers Of Catan

Steppenwolf: Either makes me think of Jay & Silent Bob, Jack Nicholson, or that time I had to cut 6lbs of onions

Steve Miller Band: when you’re in the right mood, they slap hard

Stewart, Rod: my soundtrack to summer 2015

Stills, Stephen: Love The One You’re With Is Catchy, but the lyrics are questionable

Stone Temple Pilots: the only band to write a song about goo you smear on yourself

Stray Cats: an obscene amount of merch is available for them

Styx: Supernatural would have ruined them for me too if I hadn’t been into them previously. 

Supertramp: I hunted for Breakfast In America for two years and it was worth every hunt

Sweet: I will never understand my two-month obsession with Ballroom Blitz when I was 15, but it was legit all I listened to

Talking Heads: you may find yourself in a pizza hut. And you may find yourself in a taco bell. And you may find yourself at the combination pizza hut and taco bell. And you may ask yourself; ‘how did I get here?’

Temple Of The Dog: I keep confusing them for Nazareth

Ten Years After: somehow still relevant

Tesla: not the car or the dude

The Beatles: Evokes a lot of opinions from people. Mine is that I love them

The Clash: I showed my sister the ‘Lock The Taskbar’ vine ONCE and it still kills her

The Doors: evokes teenage terror from deep within my soul

The Guess Who: Canada’s answer to confusing question-themed band names

The Kinks: kinky

The Police: wrote the theme of 2020 and everyone somehow forgot it was about a teacher resisting becoming a pedophile

The Ramones: playing all of their songs in a row wouldn’t take more than 2 hours

The Romantics: you don’t think you know them, but if you’ve seen Shrek 2, you have

The Who: If someone can explain Tommy to me, I’d be glad to hear it

The Zombies: I think they happened because of the 60s

Thin Lizzy: Could the boys maybe leave town?

Thorogood, George: blues, but make it modern

Toto: the most memed song behind All Star

Townshend, Pete: just makes me think of the end of Mr. Deeds

T-Rex: Mark Bolan is an icon

Triumph: The no-name brand of Rush

Tubes: like the yogurt

Twisted Sister: they did a christmas album and my mom does NOT hate it

U2: U2 Movers; we move in mysterious ways

Van Halen: RIP Eddie

Van Morrison: honestly, who’s named Van?

Vaughn, Stevie Ray: Steamy Ray Vaughn

Walsh, Joe: The Smoker You Drink The Player You Get

War: Foghat, but even groovier

Whitesnake: the most successful band to be named after a penis

Wright, Gary: the 90s thanks him for writing the song every movie used for the “guy sees cute girl and it’s love at first sight” scene

Yes: To Be Continued

Young, Neil: The best part of CSNY

Zevon, Warren: the album cover of Excitable Boy makes me deeply uncomfortable for reasons I don’t understand

ZZ Top: has been the same three guys since 1969. Lineup unchanged. 

3 Doors Down: They feel a little modern to be on a classic rock station, but whatever

38 Special: Why 38?

[bubblestheraccoon]

Music Mixes

Lumberjanes “Arts and Crafts” Program Field

Treble Maker Badge

“Some Risks are worth the Reward”

Music fuels the mind and thus fuels creativity. A creative mind has the ability to make discoveries and create innovations. The greatest minds and thinkers like Hildegard von Bingen, Barbra Strozzi, and Florence Mary Taylor all had something in common in that they were constantly exploring their imagination and creativity. As a Lumberjane it will be vital that we not only enrich our minds, but enrich those around us. Music is just one of the many mediums that can create an empowering environment, it is one of the few mediums that can be enjoyed at any time.

Finch’s Notes:

This post is based on a section from the bonus content from Lumberjanes: To The Max Edition Volume One. I did not create these playlist, their titles, or the blurb at the top of the post. If any of the links are wrong or broken, or if I should add any more disclaimers for song content, please feel free to let me know!

*D-Slur Warning.

**Only version of the cover I could find on youtube, here’s a version of song without the extra audio but it’s on a Russian website that overwrote my adblocker a little bit so visit it at your own risk. Here’s the song it was covering if you want that instead.

***Could not find cover on youtube. Link instead goes to band camp.

****F-Slur Warning.

Fox Fight Jams! By April!

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett

Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce

Northshore be Tegan & Sara

Woo Hoo by The 5 6 7 8s

Wilderness by Sleater-Kinney

Wolf by Now, Now

Spin Around by Josie and the Pussycats

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme

Jet Pack by Dog Party

Pirates by Jenny Owen Youngs

Dance Apocalyptic by Janelle Monae

Bamboo Bones by Against Me!

Push It by Salt-n-Pepa

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift

Up All Night by One Direction

Roar by Katy Perry

Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor

Say You'll Be There by the Spice Girls

Ribs by Lorde

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks (”Best Song Ever”-April)

River Adventure Mix of dooooom by Mal

I Was An Island by Allison Weiss

Shark In The Water by V.V. Brown

Let's Submerge by X-Ray Spex

Eyes Open by The Gossip

Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill*

Giant Kitty by Shonen Knife

I Won't Follow by the Secret Someones

4Ever by The Veronicas

Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

Take Me Away by Fefe Dobson

Borne On The FM Waves by Against Me! & Tegan Quinn

Ain't It Fun by Paramore

3 Small Words by Josie and the Pussycats

Anchor by Letters To Cleo

That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings

Independent Woman Part 1 by Destiny's Child

Crush by the Sleigh Bells

Oh! by Sleater-Kinney

Tropical by Plumtree

Rhiannon by Best Coast or Fleetwood Mac 

The Con by Tegan & Sara

The Competition by Kimya Dawson

Cave Tunes by Molly

I Have Confidence by Julie Andrews

Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

Tightrope by Janelle Monae feat Big Boi

Just A Dream by Taylor Swift

Heartbreak Dream by Betty Who

Corner of the Sky by the Jackson 5

Valerie by Amy Winehouse

I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston

Call Your Girlfriend by Robyn

Let It Go by Idina Menzel

Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations

Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

Jolene by Dolly Parton

Rock ‘n Roll High School by Shonen Knife

Don’t Save Me by HAIM

The Cave by Dia Frampton**

She Keeps Me Warm by Mary Lambert

This Is For by Ingrid Michaelson

Cut It Off by Mal Blum

Smash Into You by Beyonce

Jen’s Perfect Camp Mix by Ripley

Gravity Falls Theme Song

Summertime by Audra McDonald

Strong Enough by Kina Grannis

(You’re So Square) Baby, I Don’t Care by Cee Lo Green

Waterfalls - TLC

Just A Girl by No Doubt

Nobody Knows Me At All by The Weepies

I’m Beginning To See The Light by Ella Fitzgerald

Bad Girls by M.I.A.

Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls

Magic To Do by Patina Miller & Ensemble

***Flawless by Beyonce

Come On by Josie And The Pussycats

Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey

Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles

Jo’s really rad! Mix by Jo

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Theme

Androgynous(Live) by Joan Jett and Against Me!

Tous Les Memes by Stromae

Sunshine by Rye Rye feat M.I.A.

L.E.S. Artistes by Santigold

What About Your Friends by TLC

Just One Of The Guys by Jenny Lewis

Melody by Kate Earl

Red Cape by Priscilla Ahn

No Wow by The Kills

I Found You by Tilly and the Wall

Do You Remember the Morning by Kid in the Attic***

Cheerleader by St. Vincent

Concrete Wall by Zee Avi

You Can Count On Me by Panda Bear

Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac (”<3″-Jo)

Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

Oblivion by Grimes

Q.U.E.E.N. by Janelle Monae and Eryka Badu

Rapid Decompression by Against Me!

Roanokes Rule: The Mix[!][!][!] by April

Rattlesnake by Saint Vincent

Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me!****

Amazon by M.I.A.

Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

Art-I-Ficial by X-Ray Spex

Separate Rooms by Now, Now

What’s Mine Is Yours by Sleater-Kinney

Sci-Fi Wasabi by Cibo Matto

Tennis Court by Lorde

Son Of A Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

Desire Lines by Deerhunter

Hot and Cold by Ex Hex

White Daisy Passing by Rocky Votolato

Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

For The Best by Gregory and the Hawk

The Hymn Of Acxiom by Vienna Teng

Capture The Flag by Broken Social Scene

From A Shell by Lisa Germano

Rosie’s Turn

Feeling Good by Nina Simone

Annabelle Lee by Sarah Jarosz

Terrible Things by April Smith & The Great Picture Show

You Can’t Be Told by Valerie June

Wild Geese Blues by Gladys Bentley

The Day Is Short by Jearlyn Steele

One Dime Blues by Etta Baker

Hard Way Home by Brandi Carlile

The Devil’s Paintbrush Road by The Wailin’ Jennys

To The Bone by Okou

Panic Cord by Gabrielle Aplin

Cups (You’re Gonna Miss Me) by Lulu and the Lampshades

Crayola Doesn’t Make A Color For Your Eyes by Kristin Andreassen

Complimentary Me by Elizabeth & The Catapult

Blue Spotted Tail by Kina Grannis

Sorry About The Doom by Slow Club

You Know I’m No Good by Amy Winehouse

From Texas: Big “D” by Julie Andrews & Carol Burnett

Finch’s Notes Cont:

Hi! I made this post to avoid work. But mostly I made this post because Lumberjanes is something really important to me, and these playlist are a part of my enjoyment of Lumberjanes I don’t see people talking about a lot! So I decided to make a post in order to share them with y’all. I remember hunching over my phone making a spotify playlist (here, though it’s missing a few songs that aren’t on spotify) while on a trip to California in the summer of 2018 when I first got into Lumberjanes. I probably listened to these songs while I made my first ever Lumberjanes fanart. These mixes helped me to discover artist I really love, like Janelle Monae and Mal Blum. I hope you enjoy them as well!

Other notes: Sk8r Boi is crossed out as that is the way it appears on Mal’s playlist. Also, I tend to shy away from music videos as a personal preference, so that’s why there are so few included on this playlist, though I’m sure many of these songs have beautiful music videos. I might reblog this post in the future with some youtube playlists of these mixes, but if you want to find them yourself there are a lot of playlists of these songs made on youtube already! Or you can make your own playlists using this post. 

And, just for fun, have one final Lumberjanes themed music recommendation:

Lumberjanes by Various

[oldies-enthusiast]

My thing | John Bender x reader

A/N: I’m currently working on some new stories, but requests are still open. Hope you enjoy this one! Stay safe! Love, Ally xx

requested by @soggy-enchilada​​

Some days were worse than others. Today was apparently one of those.

You wondered how it would feel to wake up in the morning and not instantly wince at the thought of picking out what to wear, praying that maybe it wouldn’t be one of those days when you couldn’t help but avoid all reflective surfaces or calculate how little you should eat for every meal.

You thought you would eventually grow out of your insecurities like you grew out of your old clothes, but part of you was still agonizing over the utter genetic injustice that had made you nothing like the women you saw on magazine covers, or the impossibly popular girls with perfect skinny waists you passed in the halls every day.

Your boyfriend didn’t seem to notice it, but to be fair, you never talked about it around him either. You were afraid that admitting how self-conscious you felt about your body would somehow open his eyes and make him question what in the world he saw in you, to which you yourself didn’t have an answer.

Your insecurities would bug you under the most inconvenient circumstances, spoiling otherwise pleasant moments. And so finding yourself in your boyfriend’s embrace, lying on his bed on a rainy Friday afternoon, all of a sudden didn’t feel good anymore.

Bender was silent, arms wrapped around your waist, fingers drumming softly against your hips. He was humming along with the music coming from the radio. You remembered how surprised you had been to find out how touchy-feely he could get compared to his cold, sarcastic exterior. Sudden bursts of tenderness and devotion he showed when you two were alone never ceased to sweep you off your feet.

He didn’t like to have you over, mostly because of how ugly his folks’ fighting sometimes got and how disrespectful his father had been the first time you met him, but that day the house was miraculously silent.

“You don’t have to worry. They’re all out for once. It’ll be just you and me”, he’d said earlier that day as he planted a playful kiss on your earlobe, pushing you against the lockers.

Now your eyes wandered over the walls. Just your typical teenage boy’s bedroom, you told yourself. Posters in all sizes covered every inch of old, mouldy paint. Some rock ‘n’ roll bands, a Billy Idol here, Axl Rose there and apparently a life-size Joan Jett on the door. But what really made you feel like shit was a bunch of hot, skinny, half-naked women on magazine cut-outs. They stood proudly among the other pictures with their pointy chest thrust out as they gripped the motorcycle handles or leaned over shiny red cars. You could tell that their thighs never rubbed against one another, nor did their bellies ever form rolls when they bent over. Their skin glistened, framed by beautiful long hair which fell over their shoulders in cascading waves. You just knew you couldn’t compete.

God, why can’t I be even remotely as pretty as them?

Bender couldn’t see your face with his head resting in the crook of your neck, but somehow he felt you tense up. You prayed he wouldn’t ask, because you couldn’t bear to tell him the truth.

“What is it with you today, huh?”

You knew he didn’t want to be mean. You tried to hide your face, but he reached and tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. You felt a knot tie in your throat when his fingertips brushed against your collarbone.

“Hey, don’t think I didn’t notice it. You’ve been silent the whole day. What’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s wro—”, you choked out, trying to keep your voice steady. Your futile attempt made Bender snap up and look closely at your tear-streaked face. He started stroking your cheek, but you didn’t want to be touched.

“Don’t... Just— Please, John...”

You couldn’t look him in the eye. For a moment you felt so worthless that even the warmth of his skin felt like something you didn’t deserve.

“Hey...”, he reached for your hand the moment you untangled from his embrace, “Talk to me, [Y/N], will you?”

“Don’t you ever wish I were... different?”

His brows furrowed in confusion as he gazed at your hunched, shaking frame.

“The fuck are you talking about?”, he demanded.

“Don’t you wish that I were prettier? Skinnier? I don’t know, like... Claire Standish, or one of those pin-up girls—”

“What gave you such an idea?”, he sounded harsh as he lifted your chin to inspect your puffy eyes. “Did somebody call you names? Who was it?”

“No, it was... nothing”, you shook your head, “Forget it.”

“Then why are you so upset? Was it me?”

“Oh, John, of course not. You’re... You’re so good to me.”

His expectant gaze still lingered over you. You took a quivering breath, afraid of what was inevitably going to come out of your mouth. But you couldn’t hold it in anymore.

“It’s just that... Sometimes, I feel so ugly. Everywhere I look, I see beautiful, tall, slim women... I feel so big, and so heavy, I wish I could be more shapely and better-looking and—”

“And just like everybody else, right?”, he retorted, but quickly lowered his voice, “Hey. Look at me.”

You raised your head to meet his deep, loving stare. He slowly ran his hand over your cheek, wiping away the tears before cupping your whole face in his hands and pressing his lips firmly against yours.

“That’s bullshit”, he said when you pulled away, “I don’t know who put it in your head, but it's bullshit. You don’t actually believe that, do you?”

You nodded, wiping at your face with the back of your hand. His forehead creased.

“I couldn’t tell. You always seem so confident”, he said.

“I don’t know...”, you shrugged, “It’s been piling up, I guess. And looking at all these girls on your walls... I just broke down. I’m sorry.”

He pulled away from you as soon as those words left your mouth.

“Is that what this is all about?”, he jumped up and started walking around the room. “Jesus, if you had told me earlier...”

A strange noise that followed made you finally lift your gaze from the floor. Seeing Bender rip the posters from the walls, crumple and throw them all in the basket one by one, it was your turn to jump.

“John, you don’t have to do that”, you pulled at his sleeve, “It’s your room. You shouldn’t do it for me. It’s your thing, I understand—”

“No, no, no”, he murmured as he repeatedly tore the paper in his hands until the last hot girl was gone. “You don’t understand, and it’s not my thing. You know what is?”

He swiftly scooped you up and pulled you onto his lap, hands gripping at your upper thighs as he kissed your neck, resulting in a fit of giggles erupting from your throat.

“See?”, he said, a mischievous smile tugging at the corners of his lips, “That’s my thing. Not some empty-headed prom queen. Or a bunch of Playboy dolls. Do you even have an idea how gorgeous you are?”

You wrapped your arms around his torso, too flustered to answer. When you leaned against his toned chest to kiss him on the jaw, you heard him klick his tongue.

“God, I love when you do that”, he chuckled.

“I love you, Johnny.”

“I know.”

“Aren’t you gonna say it back?”, you laughed as he proceeded to plant kisses all over your face. It took him a while to make sure he didn’t miss any spot before answering.

“I adore you, stupid.”

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

What Kind of Music Slashers Would Vibe to Headcanons♪

This little thing popped into my head. Fyi, the canon timelines are thrown out the window for this so... Yeah.

Bring forth the bop~

RZ Michael Myers

"Let my weapons be your children, let my armies be your damned. Try to suffer on in silence, try to stop me if you can." --- This Cold Black by Slipknot

I think he'd really enjoy metal in general. I can totally see him unknowingly stomping to some Marilyn Manson and Meshuggah, though the lyrics and message probably will just fly over his head.

He listens to some heavy shit, but probably all the more mainstream bands/artists.

The loudness and organized chaos of the genre fills the void in his soul and reflects the state of his mind, despite his stoic and non-verbal outer demeanor.

Someone please do everyone a favor and introduce Michael to some death metal. Admit it, it really fits his aesthetic.

This is just based on speculation, but I suspect a 70% possibility of RZ Michael resonating with Cannibal Corpse. Fight me.

He hates classical music with a burning passion. Back in Smith's Grove, they played Bach's Air Sul G on tap. (its canon in the first movie lmao) He hates it. Mikey no likey.

Freddy Krueger

"No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's gonna slow me down. Like a wheel, gonna spin it, nobody's gonna mess me around." --- Highway to Hell, by AC/DC

Freddy listens to classic rock, period.

This guy is ngl a supporter of music taste discrimination. You listen to pop? Disgusting. You listen to Jazz? Disgusting. Classic rock is the epitome of all music.

He'll call you music-related slurs you never knew existed.

As stubborn adamant as Freddy is, he does harbor some guilty pleasures, including 70's hair metal and glam rock. Pshh. What a heckin hypocrite.

Some of his all time favorites are Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, and AC/DC.

(Basic bitch)

*Hip thrust movements to go with his 'The Sprinkler' dance moves, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses blasting in the background*

OG Michael Myers

He doesn't listen to music, but if he did, he would probably enjoy Jazz.

Michael only listens to Miles Davis because he enjoys his music and can't be bothered to discover more artists.

Oml Michael I know Miles Davis is amazing but don't neglect other iconic artists plzzz. Someone please make him listen to some Teddy Wilson and/or Dave Brubeck.

I imagine him sitting stiff-straight on a rocking chair (he just likes how it moves), knife in his lap, rocking and zoning-out relaxing to 'Blue in Green'. (I love that piece)

#AfterHeFinallyKillsLaurie

#RetirementGoals

He also hates classical music because of the same reason as RZ Myers. Seriously, if either of them so much as hears the opening chord of Air Sul G, expect the speaker to be stomped to a pulp in a split second.

Bubba Sawyer

Alright let's all be honest with ourselves... 70's pop and country is Bubba's shit.

Look me in the face and tell me he wouldn't adore ABBA, The Jackson 5, and Dolly Parton. Thats right you can't

Everytime 'Dancing Queen' starts playing on the radio, Bubba will drop everything and start busting down.

Ain't nothing and nobody stoppin him. Drayton is powerless against the supreme sovereignty that is ABBA.

But let's also appreciate the fact that our Bubster can motherfuckin get down. *wipes sweat from forehead + heart eyes*

He would also do passionate lip sync with his heart and soul, to Dolly Parton's 'I Will Always Love You'.

50% chance of him starting to cry right after he finishes his earnest performance.

*Holding Bubba in your arms, rubbing comforting circles on his back as he bawls hysterically, incoherently babbling on about how much he loves you*

I also feel for some reason he'd really like Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Thomas Hewitt

"For one moment, I wish you'd hold your stage, with no feelings at all. Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free." --- Citizen Erased by Muse

Y'know what I have a hard time imagining the type of music Tommy listens to. Kutos, Mr. Hewitt, you have defeated me.

siKE

(This is where I yeet the timeline out of the window y'all)

Thomas enjoys Muse, Evanescence, and Radiohead. (Fight me)

He just loves how emotional their songs are. He'd have one earbud in as he works away at his projects for hours. The music helps him concentrate, it is also a source of emotional support to him.

Hearing the heart-wretching lyrical content of 'Lost in Paradise' performed so beautifully by Amy Lee's angellic voice is really comforting to him. It's like hearing about another person's experiences. It makes him feel less alone in dealing with his emotional and mental turmoils and burdens.

The first time Thomas heard 'Creep' by Radiohead, he almost cried.

He also listens to My Chemical Romance sometimes. He only knows the Black Parade album, but he loves it. If 'Creep' didn't make him cry, listening to that entire album from top to bottom sure did. He started sobbing half-way through 'Famous Last Words'.

Tommy is emotional boi 🥺

Brahms Heelshire

C l a s s i c a l

No matter how stinky Brahms is, you can't tell me that he's not classy.

Schubert is his bitch. Schubert's style tends to be quite majestic and/or dreamy, (generally) and can change color/sound very abruptly yet appropriately. (This is just my opinion based on experience with Schubert's pieces, but then I only know his piano pieces soo) (let's still cue that maestoso to scherzando transition)

But of course, Schubert isn't the only thing he listens to. He prefers the romantic period, so Mendelssohn, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Shostakovich, Brahms, Schumann, you get the gist, all the staples. Oh yeah Elgar too. To be a proud English lad.

*Brahms swaying in the living room with the grace of a baby giraffe, engrossed in the beautiful melodies in Schumann's Kinderszenen.*

(Oml please check out 'Von fremden Landern und Manschen' and 'Kind im Einschlummern') (For those who play piano, they aren't that difficult too totally recommend) (Ok sorry I'm done now)

Brahms would totally waltz around alone to Chopin's waltzes and nocturnes.

Oh yeah apart from that classy shit, he likes to jam to meme songs.

"Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play---"

*cut to Brahms passionately fortnite dancing*

Listens to The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals for a good laugh. (Please, all of his songs are gold)

Vincent Sinclair

He'll have 'emo' and 'classical' with a side of metal, thanks.

I headcanon that Vinny McWaxy is an INFJ, so the boy is likely prone to crippling existentialism. It would make sense for some aspects of his music taste to reflect that.

*cut to Vincent sitting rock-still on his workbench/stool, hands hover in mid-air, staring straight ahead, some John Cage piece playing*

You'll never hear this from Vincent but he enjoys sexy-time music. He has this whole erotic playlist he listens to while working. (Boy likes to feel sexy on the job, I respect that.)

I think its pretty much canon that Vinny loves MCR. (Hello fellow emo piece of shit 👋) His favorites are everything by them really. A hardcore fan. He used to have MCR, P!ATD, and 30 Seconds to Mars posters plastered everywhere in his workshop until he had to remove them all to add to the intimidation factor of his waxy hell for passer-bys. For the record, he is very gay for Frank Iero.

On the metal part of his spectrum is mostly classic metal, groove metal, and thrash/heavy metal.

Rammstein, Pantera, Vildhjarta, new and old Metallica, Dream Theatre, Coheed and Cambria. His bitches.

He also uses music to scare victims when bringing them down to his workshop. *cue horror movie soundtracks*

*KI KI KI MA MA MA*

Is a whore for the dramatics when in a good mood.

*Lacrimosa by Mozart plays as he makes a point to bring the wax painfully slowly down toward a drowsy and petrified victim*

A lament for your upcoming death, pitiful human.

Bo Sinclair

"The day has come for all us sinners, if you're not a servant you'll be struck to the ground." -- Beast and The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold

Bastard boy is into dad-music™. (same)

Dad rock, classic rock, pop punk, punk rock, old school pop, his shit.

He listens to a lot of the same bands as Freddy, but Bo (generally) doesn't discriminate and explores a more diverse variety of music.

Its a fandom canon that Bo loves Avenged Sevenfold. I totally agree.

A7x is the perfect amount of cynical, political, and shred for Beauregard, (I hc that ge hates his full name so plz don't ever call him Beauregard)

He listens to the radio whenever he's at work. Whatever that might be.

Will NEVER admit it, but he thinks Vinny's music taste is dope as hell.

He'll turn off the radio just to strain his ears to listen to Vincent's music downstairs. No one will ever know that though. You don't.

Actually likes classical music too. Its not one of his main genres but there's one piece he really likes, Second Movement of Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major.

He never thought he'd enjoy this type of music. Its so.... Calm. He discovered that piece from Vinny's playlist. When he first heard it on his brother's speaker, he fell in love. It was one of the extremely rare cases in which he'd be committed enough to ask Vinny the name of the music.

Tiny shuffle for man-kind, huge fuckin step for Bo. Good job Bo, we're proud of you.

Also pleeeeeaaase message me or request stuff, I'm bored and have little inspiration 🦊

I might do a pt2 of this, since I didn't write many of the boys and gals🤷‍♀️

Also sorry if I've neglected some genres/artists (Like i've neglected non-piano classical pieces.... Bc ya girl is just a pianist), a person can't know everything😗

---Zali 🖤