#please help. save me from the brainrot. i'm begging you

[georgieluz]

here, have a tiny bradnate playlist bc i'm very brainrot rn

i got a bulletproof heart, you got a hollow-point smile

please someone help me, i'm dying here in front of you

we need some leverage, we can't seem to open up, the locks are far too tight, and the chains are far too strong

we'll start a fire, and burn some bridges, and make it out of here tonight

and when your stitch comes loose, i wanna sleep on every piece of fuzz and stuffing that comes out of you

confidants but never friends, were we ever friends?

i noticed your eyes are always glued to me, keeping them here and it makes no sense at all

they taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies

trust the feeling and i still get burned, so i run, i can't face that i've come undone, i'll be back with the setting sun

holding out the night, lonely after light, you begged me not to go, sinking like a stone

you're hiding something, cause it's burning through your eyes, i try to get it out, but all i hear from you are lies

i can tell you're going through the motions, figured you were acting out your part

once again, we're playing off emotion, which one of us will burn until the end?

you contradict the fact that you still want me around

i bring the match, you bring the gasoline, it turns me on when you set me on fire, enter my bloodstream, you are my nicotine, i need a fix, can we get much higher?

you wear a crown that's made out of barbed wire

dear, can't you see? it's them, it's not me

look at the mess we've made, look at what we've done, i throw myself to the floor as you say "fuck this" and run

you never ask why, you're living a lie, baby, you're flying too high

thinking i was far away from a crossed line, but i was giving soft praise to a hard lie / my tongue's gotten real tired of me biting it

all alone in a room, do you want what i want, too?

yeah, it hurts to say, but i want you to stay

bombs light up the night, burn like fireflies, tell me one good lie, so i can sleep at night, hurt me one more time, i wanna feel alive

how many times can i let you down with regret?

how much can i ask for 'til you walk out that door?

he burns my skin, never mind about the shape i'm in, i'll keep you safe tonight

blow a kiss at the methane skies, see the rust through your playground eyes, we're all in love tonight, leave a dream where the fallout lies, watch it grow where the tear stain dries, to keep you safe tonight

when the lights go out, will you take me with you?

if you stay, i would even wait all night, or until my heart explodes

you're the broken glass in the morning light, be a burning star if it takes all night, so, just save yourself and i'll hold them back tonight

oh, you're the prettiest, smartest captain of the team

[beevean]

Headcanon that borders on canon: Isaac has clairvoyance powers and I think we should talk more about this.

First, the obvious: both the Tokyopop manga and the Prelude to Revenge booklet show the exact same scene, Isaac spying on Hector and Rosaly though a crystal ball.

The two versions differ quite a lot, but this one part is identical, which makes me think it’s pretty much canon.

(where did he get that crystal ball? Who knows! Maybe he forged it)

(also pls isaac don’t force me to tag every post about you as nsfw)

Second, the official guide states that he “descends from a formidable family of dark sorcerers”. I find interesting how this detail was put in Isaac’s bio, and not Julia, the actual witch. It also makes his indignant comment “do not equate a Devil Forgemaster’s power with that of an ordinary sorcerer” kind of funny :P

(speaking of which, I like how both Hector and Isaac come from families with unique powers: Isaac’s family was versed in magic, and Hector is the son of an alchemist. Devil Forging is kind of a mix of both, so no wonder they’re so adept!)

And as for Julia, remember how she offhandedly mentions that she has the power of envisioning the future? It’s not too farfetched to think that similar powers run in the family.

So yeah. Isaac is a clairvoyant and probably something of a sorcerer. That undoubtedly made him useful as one of Dracula’s generals, even if Hector was at the end of the day the better Devil Forgemaster. He could, for example, show Dracula the state of the next village to subdue, or check for any budding revolts. I have my headcanons on the limitations of his powers, for example he needs to visit a place first, and the more familiar he is with it, the clearer the vision is. The same would be true for tracking people, but in particular, since he can apparently sense Hector’s powers...

... Hector might be a very easy target for him to keep an eye on. Isaac notes later on that “the only place to hide one’s demonic powers is in a place where God’s power is strong”, but even then, that’s apparently not enough to completely hide Hector from Isaac’s vision: could it be that their connection is that strong?

(I also don’t think this was confirmed anywhere? I think that he managed to keep track of the people Rosaly sold apples to, and killed them himself. Remember that Leaffles and every evolution starting from it can use Poison Powder :) )

Also, enjoy the mental image of Isaac watching Hector’s every move in CoD! Just to make him extra creepy :)

[jordanstrophe]

Awesome Writer!!!!!!💛

I'm back this time with a Betrayal brainrot;

So the torture is over and it's the aftercare now, Caretaker is helping whumpee deal with their damaged mental and physical health.

But whumpee discovers that Caretaker had something to do with them being caught by Whumper, maybe because they were threatened or forced to.

I just want those feelings of betrayal and shock especially that Caretaker was the one who saved and helped them after the torture .

So they go through that accusation/appology conversation.

man I just want whumpee to suffer even during the aftercare (I'm evil just bear with me 😇).

CW: Guilty caretaker, injured feverish whumpee, recovering, emotional whumpee AND Caretaker, kidnapping referenced

(Ooo, This is neeew! I’ll do my best, I hope this is alright!)

Whumpee couldn't bear to be anywhere without Caretaker. Never one without the other, as Whumpee was always plastered to their side. 

Caretaker was obsessed with caring for them, making sure they were eating, keeping them hydrated, helping them walk on the days when they couldn't. But they always had a guilty look across their face. Sometimes they couldn’t look at Whumpee in the eye, especially the days were they were in a lot of pain.

And today was one of those days.

They curled up in bed, sweat beaming down their face as they gripped the blankets in pain. "Oh no... your fever's spiking again. I'm going to get your  medicine, hang tight." Caretaker quickly brushed their damp hair back before running off. 

They had left their bag behind, the corner of a file poking out with a name on it... Whumpee's name. Their eyes squinted as they pulled it out, finding it was the casefile for their kidnapping.

Their face went pale, their blood ran cold as they read through it. They hardly got half way when they noticed Caretaker standing in the doorway, frozen in place with the medicine in hand.

"Wh-Whumpee! You... shouldn't be reading that." Caretaker gasped, trying to take the file from them. "NO!" Whumpee shouted, jolting it back defensively. Tears started forming in their eyes, their expression twisting from panic to betrayal. "WHY!? Why didn't you tell me?!" Whumpee shouted, their voice cracking with pain. 

"Whumpee p-please! Listen to me, it's not what it looks like, I swear!" Caretaker found tears falling down their own cheeks as guilt struck their heart.

"Then tell me! What is it supposed to look like!? Because it looks to me that you're the one who told Whumper where I was!" Whumpee threw the file at them before flopping on their side, curling up against a pillow.

Caretaker sat in silence, not letting a single sob escape their throat as they let Whumpee calmed down enough they could at least breath. Then, Caretaker tried to gently take their hand. "Don't touch me!" They instantly got their hand slapped away. 

"Whumpee please, just listen to me... I... I know I messed up. I got a call from Whumper telling me you were in danger and you had to be moved..." 

Whumpee instantly broke into more incoherent sobs. Caretaker took a slow and sad breath before continuing. "They told me they were sent to protect you... I-.. I didn't know it was Whumper, I swear! Whumpee I am so, so sorry! I just didn't know! I never wanted you to get hurt!" Caretaker cried, covering their face in the palms of their hands in shame.

“Pl-please, I’m so, so so sorry! I thought I was protecting-” “-Get... Out.” Whumpee rasped. “Honey please, but your feve-” “-GET OUT!” Whumpee screamed into their pillow. Caretaker was instantly taken back, their face long gone pale as they quietly collected their bag and left. 

They sat in the living room, their head hidden under their arms as they wept. Even though Whumpee kicked them out of their room, they weren't going to leave the house until they knew they were going to be okay. Then, they would give them space until....

Well until Whumpee forgave them, or not. 

After some time of wallowing in their guilt, they heard the door creak open. Caretaker snapped up and quickly wiped their tears away, ready to beg for forgiveness all over again. Whumpee looked like they had seen a ghost, but they looked calmer, aside from their red eyes and damp cheeks. 

“I’m sorry for yelling at you.” They muttered. 

“No, no no you don’t get to apologies to me! This is all my fault.” Caretaker bit back a whimper. Whumpee turned their head away, holding their arms against their chest. “No, it.. It really wasn’t. You were manipulated, I can’t blame you for that.” They glanced up, forcing Caretaker to make eye contact. “I’m trying to say... I forgive you.” 

There was silence for a moment, before the room was filled with Caretaker’s cries. The next thing they both knew was they were back in each other's arms again, hardly able to stand as they both fell back against the couch while holding each other. 

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o(^∀^*)o Thank you for reading!

[genshinboys]

🌊 — yep okay yes, zhongli with a size kink really does do stuff to me. and i'm glad you liked it! the whole 'i will steal your clothes your shirt no this is my shirt now' cliché is one of my guilty pleasures for both fluff and smut. AND YES zhongli would be very '????? oh yes i like this very much but i am unsure on how to react hmmm maybe it won't hurt if i touch them a little.

BUT on the pretext of me secretly being an asshole gremlin and me also getting a shit ton of brainrot on your answer ( which was just ugh, perfection- );

i tend to be a bit of a grouch when i'm sleepy so the poor man is going to get a faceful of my hand pushing him away and whining about how annoying he is. oh sorry, you horny old man? well i'm sleepy so no <3. sleep is very sacred to me since college is just a bitch and our teachers pile assignment upon assignment with a three day deadline and i will not bow to this man even if he's the literal god of geo no way.

i'm a very early riser, sure and i survive off of coffee more often than not but when i'm asleep please don't wake me up because my sleep etiquette is atrocious and i will smack with a pillow. but the thought of zhongli just staring at you 'like ????? hello???? i am very turned on right now aren't you going to help me????' just makes me bust a gut like

sir...did you just get cockblocked by your own partner???

( i'm sorry i'm also a sucker for funny little instances like this because i love my fluff just as much )

so zhongli just consistently getting riled up by his partner because they're WEARING HIS SHIRT and sleeping RIGHT there and they look so cute and vulnerable and he wants to de-stress but they're unconsciously acting like such a brat? now that is just cruel love surely you don't expect him to just lie down and forget about it? he does believe in equivalent exchange ; those are the who shtich with contracts after all.

so his retaliation?

he does start touching you in his sleep, slowly guiding you to lucidity and by the time your're fully awake and hopelessly needy at the verge of your high, he pulls away before you can cum, turns the lights off and is like "good night love :D" like he didn't just finger fuck you.

the tables have turned ( also me. quietly reminiscing the table from your teacher zhongli headcanons rip ) you're left in a position similar to his, wide awake, very horny and wanting and frustrated with his supposed indifference. so you berate him, pester him, practically beg for some form of relief and he's on you again.

he would be happy to, of course. he is a good partner after all...

but it DOES come with a price~

( also me, who looks over whatever i wrote : yes, i need the dendro and hydro archon because no amount of grass and holy water can save me- )

-🌊

U just gave me masturbation material for my valentines day I am so grateful

No, wait a minute.

You didn't see anything.

Hey, i have a deal. Hear me out!

How about I request you to write that story for me?

Hmm. How about that?????

You've already done better than I could ever even try 😱😱😱