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rollingwiththedead · 9 months ago

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I have been given the best gift my single, bitter self could’ve received on Valentine’s Day and I can’t even enjoy it bc I’m not single and bitter anymore 🥲

#if you had told me last year that I had to call a dozen pple and ruin their valentines plans #my shriveled little grinch heart woulda been like ohohoho hehehe we all will be miserable #but not that I’m in a happy relationship and in love I’m like. oh no. do not make ms do this.#please god if you have an ounce of kindness you will personally fix our boiler #Jesus was a carpenter #that’s basically in your wheelhouse god #don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t have actually liked ruining pples valentines in years previous #but I would’ve been less torn up about it

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