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r/AmItheAsshole

u/deadfuckingbird0427

AITA for telling my boss’ son his taste in literature is something he got from his mother?

(Asshole)

I'm only posting on this damn website because my fucking coworker refuses to work with me because of it and another coworker suggested I ask here. I hated the idea but the Dickwad coworker that refuses to work with me caused me to lose an important fucking deal I had pending because he decided to be a dick, so I want to just get this over with.

I (19M) was taking a break at work reading a book when my boss’ little demon son (11M) came in trotting around and demanded I stopped reading my ‘idiotic excuse for literature’ and help him with something I don't fucking remember and I don't care enough to remember. This pissed me off, but the fucking brat does this all the time so I just ignored him. He didn't give up immediately and instead just fucking stood there and stared at me for a moment before telling me in the haughtiest fucking tone that my Dickwad coworker (23M) had told him to come bother me. I didn't want to fucking deal with that guy getting on my ass about this later so I resigned myself to losing my break dealing with the brat. I set my fucking book down and asked the kid what he wanted.

Apparently my job title is fucking tutor now because the kid needed help with homework or some shit, and on top of that, I'm the only one with enough culture to know anything about literature in this goddamn workplace, so he was sent to me. Whatever. It was at least something I enjoy so I wasn't going to ditch the kid yet. Apparently he needed to pick a work from before the 21st century and explain its relevance to current culture. I asked what book he picked and apparently that was the trouble. He claimed he suggested a few works to his teacher and they were all shot down. When I asked which ones, he listed biographies and volumes of history books. I told him of fucking course they got rejected, he's supposed to use his brain to analyze a work of fiction and connect it to present day. The little brat scoffedat me. Which doesn't make me want to help the little shit. I'm losing my fucking patience at this point and I tell him that just because his mom has no taste it doesn't mean he has to follow her legacy. Hit a fucking sore spot apparently because the little demon said a comment about my own mother, my DEAD mother. I fucking flipped, of course. He implied shit about my fucking mom.

I told the kid that maybe his boring fucking taste in literature is the only thing his mom liked about him and that's why she left him at his dad's doorstep. He screamed at me that he was heir or whatever rich kids tell themselves to sleep at night, then he threw my fucking book at my head and got the fuck out of there. The Dickwad coworker found out and called me later to yell at me and tell me to apologize. I told him to go take a long walk into the harbor and hung up. Now he refuses to even fucking speak to me at work and sometimes even explicitly gets in my way. It's not even his kid I don't fucking know why he cares.

so AITA?

TLDR; my boss’ kid could dish it but couldn't fucking take it. Now it's my fucking problem and I wonder if I should've just shut the fuck up rather than deal with the dickwad shaped headache.

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Anarchyleague 15h

INFO: Did I miss how his mother factored into this conversation until you brought it up? Sounds like you already knew it was a sore spot and mentioned it just to start shit.

Beyond that, umm, yeah YTA??? You people would rather treat a child like dirt instead of helping them! He’s only 11, he doesn’t know better, but you’re an adult here. There’s a reason that young people don’t care much about literature anymore and it’s because people like you would rather spend time mocking them instead of being a guiding hand. I’d hate reading too if I was stuck around people like you. You could’ve been flattered that someone thought you were good enough with literature to help him. He shouldn’t have said anything about your mom but it sounds like you started it. And what did he even say about your mom? I’m getting some missing reasons from the way you don’t seem to want to share that, probably cause you know it wasn’t that bad. Also sounds like you do remember what he asked you to help him with since you spend the next paragraph explaining it. How’s he supposed to grow into a better adult if everyone around him treats him like trash? Not like he’s getting any good examples from YOU

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Indigo_lantern 15h

🚩🚩🚩🚩 The entitlement is strong with this one. NTA at all. It’s not your job to babysit your boss’s snotty crotch goblin just because he decided to procreate. Kid deserves a dose of reality for once in his privileged life. Not a surprise this family refuses to read but wants to exploit you to do their work for them. Report your boss to your local labor board, he’s not allowed to make you babysit on your mandated breaks or change your job title like that. Better yet make him fire you and then get a lawyer and report him for retaliating for refusing to do work not in your contract. Play stupid games win stupid fucking prizes

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Featheredass_sass 10h

ESH, the kid for sucking and you for telling your coworker to walk into the harbor when it sounds like he’s the only one here with a sense of job preservation. Yall sound exhausting to be around just quit at this point

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unibomberbuthot 12h

INFO: What did the kid say about your mother?

I can't possibly imagine anything that would warrant deliberate cruelty against your boss’ kid, but I'm curious if you lost your job due to a yo mama joke. You call the kid entitled but the only one that sounds entitled in this whole story is you. You antagonize this kid and then act surprised and enraged when he shoots back at your own mother. Either way YTA!!! I hope you get fired and blacklisted from whatever industry you work in.

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Deliriousseriousfam 15h

JAH

I cant believe people are getting mad at you for being upset about your break being interrupted by your boss’ little gremlin. Literally not your responsibility to help your BOSS’ KID with his HOMEWORK. Its so bizarre that these people seem to forget that when replying. Yeah maybe you were an asshole to the 11 year old but jfc i would also be a bit of an asshole if im taken out of my break to help with some entitled kids homework.

And not to mention your other coworker sending the kid to you ON YOUR BREAK and then getting in your business because you made the kid upset. Crazy that it wasnt your boss saying something and instead this nosy ass coworker ????

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Yarn_queen07242000 2h

knitting needles and a dream

I was going to say everyone sucks here but I saw OP replying to everyone that disagreed with him with “fuck you” so YTA . learn to take some criticism, you clearly can't even take it from an eleven year old

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deadfuckingbird0427 OP • 1h  Fuck you. ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ -98  ↓                 Yarn_queen07242000 1h                  knitting needles and a dream                 point proven ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 123  ↓

        deadfuckingbird0427 OP • 1h

The coworker who told me to post here told me there was no point in getting opinions online if I didn't provide any reasoning and just antagonized everyone. I don't give a fuck about any of you, but he's annoying me so I'll answer some fucking questions.

I brought up his mom cause I know her and I know she's the reason the little shit doesn't give a fuck about anything that isn't nonfiction. I wasn't trying to fucking start shit. You presumptuous assholes love assuming things.

And since everyone is so fucking curious, I'll tell you what the little shit said about my mom. He said (and I'm fucking quoting here): “Unlike you, I didn't need to immerse myself in fiction to escape the reality of a mother preoccupied with avoiding sobriety and being a harlot.” So yeah, I maybe poked at his mommy issues a little. Fucking SUE ME.

To everyone wishing I get fired or otherwise lose my job: They can't get rid of me unless they hire someone to take me out. I'm never getting the “karma” you self-righteous pricks seem to hope for. Sucks to suck, my ass is not getting blacklisted.

Last but not least: Fuck you.

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 teentitanfan0765 40m Nightwing's hot ass         Why the fuck does your boss’s 11 year old son know this information about your mother???? I can't imagine how that’s any of his business ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 88  ↓

                gaybladerunner 33m I still dont see why you had to mention the kids mom that way or at all lol. it doesnt matter if you knew her your still an asshole ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 67  ↓                         deadfuckingbird0427 OP • 30m *don't *kid's *It *doesn't *you're ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 75  ↓

         grayson_thotdaughter 10m CALL ME. ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 45  ↓

         temporalanomaly3346 5m This is so clearly rage bait and karma farming LOL op makes a clearly aggravating post then makes up details after the replies started settling. sure, i believe you and your alcoholic dead mom that your boss’ kid somehow knows about ⋮       ↩ Reply         ↑ 13  ↓

[izukuisbaby]

thinking about sukuna who’s only soft for his s/o saying

“are you crying? holy shit, i didn’t know that cookies meant that much to you!”

⊹˚.⋆ HIS SOFT SPOT 4 YOU - RYOMEN SUKUNA

℘. flora's notes : @doulyeah-the-simp and me were talking about the "I hate everyone but you" trope the other day and this satisfied my needs 😫. also I think I finally found the format between fics and headcanons and I think I love it 💀, it's perfect for me omg I'm so excited to do more of those !

℘. female, male, gn reader friendly !

m.list | comment or reblog if you enjoyed !

⊹˚.⋆ he buys you a cookie

▪︎

℘. "oi, i brought you a cookie, 'thought you'd like it" he says throwing the bag at you

℘. and you deadass started crying cuz that's just so not sukuna but so affectionate

℘. like he thought of you and bought that HOW CUTE

℘. and now you were sobbing

℘. "...kuna... thank you" and you're like 🥺🥲

℘. and you rush to hug his chest

℘. "damn i didn't know cookies meant that much to you. wait are you crying ? " he says putting his hand behind your head

℘. "it's not the cookie 'kuna, it's you." you look at him with lovesick teary eyes and kiss his cheek

℘. you think you saw his eyes sparkle a little and his cheeks redden slightly

℘. but very slightly okay

⊹˚.⋆ you had a tiring day

▪︎

℘. he had you on the phone and you sounded so worn out

℘. he couldn't help but feel his heart clench a little, you were his sunshine and he can't stand it when you don't smile

℘. (he has a picture of you smiling in his part of the closet, it's hidden so you can't see it he's not a simp tsk 🙄)

℘. "uraume, y/n is like- not as usual and i need them to smile. wtf do I do to fix that ?"

℘. uraume knew better than to judge sukuna for being a simp, they are always there to listen to him and give the best advice

℘. they suggested he runs you a bath and started getting the rituals candles out of the attic. "i will just scrape the blood and it will be perfect for a candle-lit bath, my lord"

℘. in the meantime, he went to the garden and picked a bunch of your favorite flowers, uraume told him once that offering flowers to your partner was never a bad idea

℘. you came home to a weird sukuna, he looked all sheepish and he was slouching

℘. "uh- uraume made something for you in the master bathroom... love" he muttered the last word but it was loud enough for you to hear

℘. uraume was like"bitch who the fuck 😐, it was your idea I just spent 30 minutes scraping your demon signs of off the candles"

℘. sukuna walked out of the room way too fast for it to be normal

℘. uraume accompanied you to the master bathroom and whispered in your ear "y/n, i do not mean to overstep so please keep that to yourself. lord sukuna actually made that for you, he wanted to make you feel better after your hard day"

⊹˚.⋆ sitting on his lap

▪︎

℘. sukuna couldn't resist your little form at the bottom of his throne

℘. just the fact that he gets down just to help you up is a sign that's he's a simp for you

℘. he kneels in front of you so you can climb on his chest and put your legs around him

℘. and he puts an arm on your back, another behind your head, pushing it close to his heart

℘. and you can hear his heartbeat is faster than usual

℘. he sits on his throne, you still koalaing him until he turns you around to sit on one of his knee

℘. he wraps a protective arm around your waist he's scared you might fall and pushes your back against his chest

℘. kisses your forehead when no one is watching

℘. and his fingers mindlessly rub your skin softly

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[spicyhoneybunnybeez]

Left alone at home (SMUT) (18+ ONLY!)

♡Genre: SMUT, MINORS DNI!

♡virgin!c!Sapnap x GN!virgin!Reader (with poly!Dream Team at the end)

♡Format: Fanfiction

♡Summary: You and Sapnap grow hot and bothered after making out for a while. What better way to release the tension then with some dry humping while you wait for Dream and George to come home.

You didn't know how it happened, it just happened. You two were bored laying in bed, waiting for Dream and George to return from whatever it is the two of them had to do and innocent cuddling just grew boring after a while.

Gentle kisses turned into a heavy make out session and the next thing you know, you're sitting on Sapnap's lap, kissing him and tangling your fingers in his hair while his grip on your hips tighten with each tug you give. You don't know whose in control at the moment, all you two do know is that the both of you are having fun and that you're beginning to get all hot and bothered.

"(Y/n)," you hear a breathy call of your name when you break the kiss for some air. Sapnap's just as red in the face as you are and you can feel his cock twitch against you, causing you to grind down on him out of instinct. He jolts and moans at the action, grinding up to meet your movement, panting and whimpering while he does so.

"I-Is this okay?" You ask, grinding down a little harder against him. You shudder hard and moan when he starts to rub against a certain sweet spot of yours and your hands soon leave his hair in favour of wrapping your arms around his neck tight as a way to keep you grounded.

You feel Sapnap nod frantically as he rests his head against your shoulder, you can feel your shirt get wet and you aren't sure if that's from him drooling or sobbing. You can't judge him though, you're practically crying and drooling from the newfound strong stimulation as well. Who would've guessed that just grinding against each other would've felt so good, definitely not the two of you.

"O-Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum...," Sapnap whines out. Being just as inexperienced as you, the feeling of this was way too good for him, bordering on almost way too much too, but he can't find it in himself to stop and neither could you. You feel him grind against you harder and faster and you can't help but squeal at his action, growing limp and letting him use you as he wishes. It isn't long before you feel yourself getting closer as well.

"C-Can I cum? Please, please (y/n), let me cum with you," now its your turn to nod frantically at his pleading. The heat in both your stomachs seem to grow and grow until something finally snaps and the two of you are practically shaking and squealing in each others grip.

You two are an absolute mess when you both finally cum. Your faces are covered with tears and drool and your sure both your pants are absolutely messed up at the moment, but you two can't seem to find it in yourselves to care, choosing instead to give each other more kisses while you two come back down from your shared high.

A low whistle can be heard, causing the both of you two jump and turn your heads towards the direction of the sound. You can feel your red face grow impossibly redder as you see Dream and George standing in front of the doorway, watching you two with giant smirks on their faces paired with a dark, almost malicious look in their eyes. Before you two can untangle yourselves from one another George tsk's and orders you two to stay put, you both can't help but comply in your still hazy state.

"Who knew leaving two blushing virgins alone would make such a mess..." George and Dream are quick to walk over and sit behind both you and Sapnap respectively. Their hands wander from your throats, to your chest, down to your waists, gripping them loosely.

"I told you, we should've gave them some rules to follow," you shudder as you feel George's lips brush against your neck as he says those words. Dream can only chuckle against Sapnap's own neck, placing a kiss on the hickey you unknowingly left on him.

"Hey, to be fair, I didn't know they'd be such naughty pets doing bad things behind our backs like this."

Now its George's turn to chuckle. Without any warning, he shoves you a little closer to Sapnap until your chests are pressed firmly against one another. The harsh treatment causes you to whine and you shudder when you feel George press closely against you as well.

"Well, we still have a lot to teach them, don't we Georgie?" Sapnap lets out a sudden cry when he feels Dream's teeth suddenly graze the back of his neck, biting down hard enough to leave a mark.

"Oh, we definitely do."

A/N: Hello hi, I cannot believe this fic is my comeback to writing smut fics again. This has been on my mind for literal ages, I just love sub inexperienced Sapnap with my whole ass heart. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed reading this!

(Requests are open and anon is on!)