#please don't be offended by my rude child OOC

[penelope-is-waiting]

Hi I am Penelope Queen of Ithaca, I am still waiting on my husband @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost to come home. In the mean time I am dodging all of my suiters and raising our child @telemachus-of-ithaca by myself. I also love to weave, I weave all day and then undo it all at night so I can do it again tomorrow!

Likes: weaving, as well as my husband and my children.

Dislikes: Poseidon @idontloveanybodythatsmypower (he stabbed my husband!) and of course stupid suiters who think by taking over my house and being obnoxious I will forget about my husband and marry them. (Formally scylla we have learned to get along)

Kill count: you will never know stop asking

Death count: *laughs*

Husband: @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost

Another version of my husband: @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca

My son: @telemachus-of-ithaca

Another version of my son: @young-telemachus

Yet another version of my son: @the-prince-telemachus

And another version of my son: @telemachus-is-lost

And finally, the other version of my son: @telemy

My daughter: @reigningprincesstofithaca

Adopted kids: @unhinged-as-hell @daonedaonlyskh @little-starshark-with-wings @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @clown-energy-skyrocketing @chaotic-child-of-apollo

I wish he was my kid: @thefallenwaxwinged (ooc: he totally is at this point)

Same with @little-birdie-cass

My dog: @argosfrfr

Another dog of mine: @argossisterfrfr

Friends: @heraaaaaaaa (Formally enemies)

My daughter in law: @nausicaa-of-phaeacia

Young version of my daughter in law: @the-princess-nausicaa

Gardener: @paris-you-idiot

Most annoying person I know: @sillypuppetmeister

He will not leave my house either but is not as annoying: @the-only-decent-suitor-here

And of course, here is our family portrait @little-starshark-with-wings drew!

RP blog for the odyssey/epic the musical (although it branches into percy jackson territory occasionally depending on what blog I'm interacting with)

In character post will be colored like this

Don't be weird please (and no nsfw) and don't be mad if I do not present penelope the way you want this is supposed to be fun so let's keep it that way

And of course don't take anything I say in character to heart I don't want to offend anyone if I come across as rude I'm so sorry I don't mean to

Also, warning things can be very violent on this blog I usually try to tag, but I may miss some.

And of course feel free to tag me and send ask! Your not being obnoxious I'd love to be tagged or receive a ask that's what I made this account for was for all yall to have fun and interact!

Also I'm the admin of the ooc discord server and community for greek mythos rps here on tumblr if you run a rp blog here on tumblr for greek myths send me a dm and I'd be happy to invite you to join!

[ticklygiggles]

Pink - Childe/Diluc or Zhongli/Diluc (maybe pairing of all three?). Lee Diluc

Felicidades por los 2000 seguidores!!🌠

[2k followers celebration event] - entries closed!

💗 Pink: romantic tickling

Zhongli x Diluc x Childe

A/N: first fic of our lil event! I hope you like this Anon and I apologize if they're a bit ooc! Also this pairing is sooo good, I've been wanting to write them for a while! Thank you very muuuch~

Zhongli liked many things about Mondstadt.

He liked the weather. Mondstadt was always fresher and windier than Liyue.

He liked the aromas. To him, Liyue usually smelled like spicy food, old ink, paper, and books, but Mondstadt smelled like flowers, fruits, spring, and fermented grapes.

He liked the wine. So rich in flavors and smell and color. He liked the way the liquid tingled against his tongue and burned in his throat. It made his mouth water and and he was always tempted to ask for more and more until it was too much, even for him.

But, above all, there was something else that Zhongli really, really liked about Mondstadt...

"F-Fahahahatuhuhui, lehehet gohoho!"

Diluc's laughter.

"Diluuuc, stop calling me that already! We've been dating for months!"

"Stahahahap!"

More specifically, Diluc's tickle laugh.

Zhongli watched with hidden amusement how Childe pinned Diluc against the couch and ran his nimble fingers down Diluc's sides, tickling him until the Dawn winery master was laughing wholeheartedly.

This situation was not strange between Diluc and Childe. On every visit Childe and Zhongli made to Mondstadt to see their boyfriend, Childe always had to end up tickling him until there were tears clinging to his lashes.

The reason to tickle Diluc always varied. Right now it was because Childe placed a kiss underneath Diluc's ear and the latter let out the sweetest of giggles; wanting to hear more of that sound, Childe just started his attack.

Zhongli was pleased.

"Xiahahansheheheng!" Diluc laughed, arching his back off the couch when Childe squeezed at his ribs. "Mahahake your l-lohohover stahahap!"

Zhongli chuckled behind his glass of wine when Childe let out a loud, offended gasp.

"Excuse me?! Last time I checked I was also your lover!" He said, digging in just a little harder and faster, drawing out loud cackles from Diluc's lips. "You're so mean even when you're in this position, huh? I'll have no mercy now."

Diluc shrieked, wrapping his arms around his torso in an attempt to protect himself, but Childe quickly moved his hands down to squeeze his hips and the the winery master tilted his head back with loud laughter.

"Xiahahansheheheng! Hehehelp mehehe!"

Zhongli smiled warmly. Diluc was someone very serious and discreet. He rarely shared smiles even with Childe and Zhongli, so seeing him laugh like this was always something Zhongli enjoyed to the core. That was why he usually pretended to be very busy to help Diluc out: 'ah, I'm reading this book, give me a moment', 'I'm making tea, give me a second', 'My hands are hurting a little, Diluc. You know, old age and stuff.'

"Xiansheng," Childe said, making Zhongli look at him. "I think you should help me instead because what Diluc said was very rude, don't you think?"

Zhongli chuckled again, taking another sip of his delicious wine before standing up. "Yes. I think you're right, Ajax."

Diluc gasped between laughs, "Whahat?! N-No, Zhohohongli! Mahahake him stahahap!" Diluc begged, but Zhongli pretended he didn't hear him and made his way over the mess they were creating on the couch.

Childe giggled and he stopped tickling Diluc to grab him by the shoulders, pulling him up a little so Zhongli could take a seat.

"Excuse me," Zhongli said softly, sitting down. Childe let go of Diluc and his head fell unceremoniously against Zhongli's lap. "Well, hello there."

Diluc blushed, his lips trembling with a nervous smile. "Y-You're a traitor, you always- gahahahaha! L-Leheheheave thohohose alohohone!" Diluc laughed when Childe's fingers found his hips again.

He writhed, his hands blindy trying to catch Childe's, but he was already losing strength and coordination from laughing so much.

Zhongli stared at his face. Diluc was a beautiful man, but when he smiled so big and hard like this, Zhongli felt a heavy and warm sensation wrap around his racing heart. It was simply mesmerizing.

"Zhongli-Xiansheng, you're not helping here!" Childe whined, giggling when Diluc actually caught one of his wrists and pulled at it, away from his hip. "Agh! He got me!"

"Do not worry, I will help now," Zhongli said and his gloved fingers immediately pressed against Diluc's ribs.

"NAHAHA!" Diluc shrieked with laughter, his hand letting go of Childe's wrist to protect his ribs. "Ahahaha! Not thehehere, Zhohohongli!" He begged, bucking heavily when his hips were under attack again.

Zhongli giggled softly when Diluc threw his head back against his lap, exposing his neck. He looked over at Childe and Childe looked back at him with a bright grin.

In the blink of an eye, Childe moved forward and his lips found that sensitive spot under Diluc's ear once more and kissed at it repeatedly. Diluc screeched with laughter, shaking his head and twisting this way and that as his hips and ribs were still being tickled mercilessly.

"PLEHEHEASE!" He laughed in nearly hysterics. "It tihihickles reheheally bahahad! AHAHAHA!"

Zhongli's thumbs rubbed awkward, (because Childe was in the way), deep circles against Diluc's lower ribs, knowing very well that that was one of his weaknesses. He was not disappointed by the loud laughter pouring from his lover's lips and he felt his heart doing summersaults when he heard Diluc calling him between his laughter.

"I GIHIHIVE UHUHUP! Plehehease! I'm gohohoing crahahazy!" He said and both Zhongli and Childe stopped at once.

Diluc collapsed against the couch and on Zhongli's lap, and Zhongli carded his fingers through Diluc's red locks as Childe caught Diluc's residual laughter into his mouth, peppering kisses against the other's lips, making him giggle softly.

"Why d-dohoho you ahahalways do thihis?" Diluc asked breathlessly, looking up at Childe who smirked down at him.

"Because Xiansheng and I love listening to you laugh," he said, his fingers lightly scribbling against Diluc's waist. "But because you never provide, then we have to take this matter in our hands."

Zhongli laughed softly when Diluc rolled his eyes, but he definitely noticed that blush latching to his ears and he couldn't help but gently tug at his earlobe, causing him to giggle more.

"Besides, you absolutely enjoy it," Childe suddenly added and Diluc's face turned as red as his hair.

"That's- that's not true! I do not- GAHAHAHA! Nohohot agahahain!"

"This time we won't stop until you admit you like it when we tickle you!"

"N-Nehehever- AHAHAHA!"

"Zhongli, hurry! Get his neck!"

Zhongli looked at his silly boyfriends with a tender smile and he thought that he really liked many things about Mondstadt, but this was definitely his favorite.

[miqojak]

PSA: Jak is Rude

So, I shared that post saying ‘my muse isn’t always right’, and I think about half my mutuals did too. So let me reiterate that Jak isn’t a goofy character, or anything like that - she is opinionated, visceral, and has some serious hang-ups and shitty opinions. She will insist that she is right, and that her world-view is the only applicable one. And while she is rather insightful and good at spotting people’s hang-ups and calling them out...she’s not always right. Her view IS skewed. Her take on last night’s RP isn’t necessarily correct, but from her POV it looks like someone got special treatment because of their relationship with another character. There’ve been people who said they understood this, and then simply stopped talking to me altogether after RP where Jak was a complete and total bitch.

Jak is an unrepentant asshole who thinks she is always right.

She isn’t always right, though. And if people take IC into OOC, I can’t help that. But I’m asking, right now, that people

don’t

do that. I’m asking that, if you’re interested in RPing with her, not to expect best buddies, or genuine friendship. Don’t expect similar interests to endear your character to her. Throw your expectations out the window, really. Any kind of ‘closeness’ with her is a slow burn. Snail pace. She is skittish, suspicious, and paranoid. She is a tortured person with a bleak outlook on life.

Don’t be offended by the things she says. Don’t think that I expect you to just go along with what she says. 

I don’t expect a lot of interest in her because she’s an anti-social asshole who is nigh impossible to romance. But I do expect people to mean it when they say that they won’t take IC into OOC. And I don’t want anyone to have hurt feelings OOC about how truly awful my shitty little calico Miqo is.

That said, thanks for reading this. Thanks for your interest! Jak is rude, but I am not - and I want people to have fun in RP, and not be intimidated by my shithead cat on an OOC level.

With that in mind, I’ll say that she’s not 100% impossible to make a genuine connection with! It just takes the right approach...and if I tell you how to do that, then it’s no fun, now is it?

[aloiswrites]

Hi! Welcome to my blog!

This is the side blog of @funtimezart , please follow my main if you wanna see my artwork!

This is a SFW and NSFW friendly blog, so I kindly ask minors to stay away! If you're a minor and you like my writing, please check my masterlist for fluff/soft SFW fics I've written.

I do not take writing requests from minors.

I do roleplay! OCs welcome. I'm a little bit selective though, so I may not reply to certain roleplay requests. Please don't take it personally! I will not roleplay with minors, it makes me uncomfortable!

If my profile says requests are closed, I will NOT respond to anymore asks until they're back opened again.

Characters I write ; Sunnydrop / Moondrop , Funtime Freddy (and Bon Bon) , William Afton, Michael Afton, Ghostface

This is a self insert blog! Meaning I ONLY write canon x reader fanfiction. I do not do canon x canon.

Funtime Freddy is NOT possessed by a child! I make sure to do thorough research on characters I write about before creating any fanfiction.

I work on headcanons first, usually! They take less time, so if you don't want to wait days (or possibly weeks) for a one-shot, you can just ask for a few headcanons!

If you don't specify whether or not you want it to be written as fics or hcs, I'll choose for you.

I try not being too OOC, but I may have to change up their personalities juuuust a tad so that I can make the prompt work.

I don't write Sun and Moon as two different animatronics. BUT I will gladly write both of them (showing how they'd react differently to certain situations, ect) in the same post if requested.

You can send in as many reqs as you want (as long as my request box is opened)!

I do not write for any canon Ghostface, nor do I write any Dead by Daylight AUs. The Ghostface I write as will be completely anonymous.

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Do NOT be rude/pushy! I don't reply to every ask I get. If I find it's too difficult/boring for me to write about, I probably won't respond to it ;; sorry!

I accept constructive criticism, just don't be a jerk about it, especially if I'm writing for you for free lol.

Please don't ask me to write for any other characters not listed above! I'll ignore you.

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This user writes:

Angst, comfort, fluff, platonic, suggestive, graphic smut, gore, torture, self inflicted injury, mlm, straight ships, Sundrop / Moondrop with "different" genitalia (If not specified on the parts you want them to have for smut, I'll write them with tentacle cocks lmfao, taboo kinks (vague, feel free to ask!), almost any kinks not listed below

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Sc@t, f@rt, di@pers, underage NSFW, pedophilia, raceplay, transphobia/homophobia, pregnancy (I don't know how to write something like that 😭 sorry!), most AUs (crossovers and human!animatronic will always be a no), decayed William Afton

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SMUT

FLUFF

GURO

PLATONIC

ANGST

She Never Really Quit (CTW AU Funtime Freddy x gender neutral reader)

[ironforgedrp]

It seems like with there being four admins that the story and plot of the rp would flow better? It seems that the admins are never on or don't adhere to their own activity rules. I get that life happens, but can you guys be a little more transparent on what's going on so that some of us don't think that the rp is dying sometimes?

       now, i usually wouldn’t answer an anon like this mainly because it feels a little accusatory and also, you could come to us to let us know that you feel this way and i really don’t like to post irrelevant OOC problems on our main as i don’t think it’s particularly important.      however, since you would like to speak about this publicly - which is assume is the point of this message, i personally will be transparent with you, though whatever is happening with the other admins is their personal business to share with whom they will.

    i really want to remind you anon, and whoever else might be feeling this way, that we are people first and admins second. the fact that i am online at 2am the day of my boyfriends  grandmother’s funeral really speaks to that, we are all adults as well - we have partners, families, jobs, studies and general life to contend with.  we never want you to feel like this RP is dying, because it is by no means dying and we are in the middle of a plot arc that has literally just dropped and we reached 50,000k hits as well ! 

    please remember, and i don’t want this to be misconstrued as me being rude or mean or reactionary, but,   sometimes, as much as we love you all, we don’t want to tell you all about the dark details of our lives because roleplaying is an escape.   sometimes, a close as we are to each other, admins don’t want to disclose the intimate details of their life… and they, nor any mun in iron forged, will ever have to do that here as reasoning for hiccuping in the flow of roleplaying.   also, also - a lot of the delays are down to me, as i go to bed around the times admins lex, mercy and felicity get up to ready for work, studies, etc. and  unfortunately, we can’t help the hemispheres and timezones.   and one last thing before i bid you adieu, having said that these questions won’t be answered again on the main - if you are truly shy and do wish to remain anonymous with your concerns then please IM from a side account - i will also remind you that we went from 13 muns to 23 muns and 31 characters to 47 characters in a very, very short space of time and it caught us a little by surprise.       we  are also one of the few long-standing, plot-within-a-plot, dungeons & dragons inspired roleplay that i know of, and that takes a lot of time and planning  to execute, so please don’t misconstrue that as slowness either !

      if you want my reason why we have been having a little trouble with being as hella punctual as we used to be, then read below. if not, then no stress and we expect to be back to normal within the week !

     honestly, i have no problem being straight with the people i have written alongside for nearly a year, so lets begin after my return from hospital, loss of a housemate and half a grand and start with a few months ago a few my dads best friend, who is 47 years old and has two young children, went to the doctor with a stomach pain and by the end of that week his diagnosis is ten months maximum with cancer in his lymph-nodes, liver, lungs and bone marrow.     around that same time my grandmother went into hospital after falling due to her spine deteriorating from a combination of arthritis, and it is now strangling a nerve leaving her more or less bedbound. oh, and my nonno is terminal within twenty-four months and he is my heart and absolute soul.   also on my end, personally, for the sake of transparency, my boyfriends grandmother died a few days ago and i have to be up in about eight hours to get ready for the funeral and i just finished getting my outfit together because the swedish church and their circle are quite modest and i don’t want to offend everyone.

      and my personal crowning joy for the muse killing is, two weeks ago out of the blue, my dad who is my entire world and my rock, left our family because his mental health is deteriorating.    which leaves me, the only child with no local or helpful cousins or relatives, to try and support my disabled, multiple-sclerosis, PTSD, bipolar, depressed, house bound, barely ambulatory mum and my comunicationless, proud, damaged, private dad as best i can. it’s a little hard.

     again, i don’t speak for any of the admins and i am actually quite honest with the roleplay for  the most part, as i have no shame for any of the things i need to deal with as life goes on. however, my parents splitting up absolutely breaks my heart and makes me want to curl up in a ball and never go outside again, and so was not something i really wanted to talk about  in the roleplay because i like to try and keep my personal negative, especially the things i can’t do anything about, away from the roleplay to an extent.   i had planned on speaking to the roleplay tomorrow after the funeral service and the wake, but i suppose now is as good as any.