#please do not tag eddtord

[mistwithwings]

Gotta redesign those ponies..

[whoopsiedoodlez]

INTRO POST THINGY

hello!!1!! and welcome to my blog : ]

my name is Whoopsie Doodlez and this is my blog! where I post art, fandom gunk, and other stupid stuff!

general

pronouns:

she/him/they/it idrc what you use LOLZ

sexuality: angled aroace

gender: idk and idc

current hyperfixations

The Eltingville Club

The Batman [ 2022 ]

Eddsworld

other interests

Gorillaz, commentary YouTube, body horror, Caddicarus, smiling friends, OneyPlays, writing, art, Tomska, Outlast, vkei, and Alternate reality games!

BYF ,DNI and other things...

please read this before interacting with my content.

BYF

some of my content may contain gore, eyestrain, heavy swearing, and other things that might be disturbing to some viewers. if you are uncomfortable with the previously mentioned subjects. please be wary while viewing my blog < 3

thin ice

Eddtord shippers

riddlebat shippers

Hazbin Hotel and or helluva boss fans [ that DON’T support Vivziepop ]

genshin fans

DNI

basic DNI criteria [ as seen here: https://basic-dni.crd.co/ ]

fetish/kink artist/NSFW artist/has an NSFW account

AI “artists”

PROSHIP/COMSHIP/DARKSHIP/LOLICON/SHOTACON/WHATEVER CODENAMES YOU GROSS MFS USE

[this also goes for people who are neutral on the matter]

anti-furry

anti-otherkin

anti-age regression/pet regression

propara/radqueer

pro-ed/pro-sh/or romanticizes serious issues

people under 13

support Jimmy Urine/James Euringer and other members of MSI

DSMP FAN/ Associates with the dream SMP

Tomtord shippers

Tordmatt shippers

Hazbin Hotel and or helluva boss fans [ that DO support Vivziepop ]

blocking is not something that I am not hesitant to do!

if you are making me feel uncomfortable I will block you

with very little warning.

please interact if you...

are a fan of any of my interests

are queer/or support queer people

are neurodivergent

have the same F/O as me [ a self-shipper being more than fine with sharing? how shocking! /s ]

are a selfshipper/ yumeshipper

navigation

tags to better navigate my blog

#OC art or #OCs = art of my OCs

#fanart = general fan work tag

#not mine = content that I did not make

#self shipping or # self-ship = unfiltered self-ship. a general tag

#❤️cherrylemonade💛 = Tord x Cyrus tag

[ please know that there will probably be more tags added in the future < 3 ]

my social medias

want to see my more of my art? go to my deviantart !

want to see my shitty pixel art? go to my pixilart!

want to see me get a little silly ? a little goofy ? drink la croix ? BOOM Tumblr MF [that's where you are right now...]

[ I do have a TikTok and a Pinterest under the name whoopsiedoodlez HOWEVER, I am not active on those sites ]

miscellaneous info

I AM NOT OK WITH PORN/FETISH CONTENT BEING MADE OF MY OCS AND SELF INSERTS!

[especially porn/fetish content of my self-inserts.]

I have dysgraphia, so misspellings and poor grammar will be common in my posts. : [

please do not reupload my art. If you find my art reposted/reuploaded on another site,

[ especially without credit... ] Please contact me.

I am not good at reading sarcasm in text. use of the s/ tone indicter is much appreciated!!!!1!

I use bro, dude, and guy [s] as gender-neutral terms. if you are not comfortable with this

PLEASE TELL ME.

if I am talking to you and I make you feel uncomfortable AT ALL.

please tell me. [ because I won't be able to tell otherwise ]

I can get very excited when talking about my interests : 3

well, that is all for now : D

пока! пока!

[the-resurrection-3d]

13, 14, 18, 19

(why do all your asks get sent to my focused box when everything else from tumblr doesn't? interesting, lol)

This got long because Eddsworld is bad and I hate it and it's bad because I hate it.

13. Is there anything you ship but refuse to interact with the community for?

Anything Eddsworld related but especially Paultryck, which is one of the few ships I would genuinely call a copeship. I was already over the Eddsworld fandom at the end of 2019-- I mean how in the fuck do you help burn someone out so badly that they switch to traditional publishing of all things? Every time I try and explain it I'm genuinely baffled by how that's a real thing that happened to me--but hey, just don't go into the tags, right?

And then the Crew started fucking up. Over and over and over again. (You can go through my discourse tag or DM me if you're curious, it's a lot.) I don't begrudge anyone who's still in the fandom and consuming EW content, but I just can't do it anymore.

Paultryck is a special ship for me for a lot of reasons I know nobody cares about, and I know I still ship it because I've written some 5k words of luberto that's basically but I am home's class clown little brother. But I just can't right now. The only canon I recognize is my but I am home verse and Kam's Papers Please AU. Everyone else can fuck off.

14. Has a fanbase ever made you ship or not ship something? Why?

For turned off: TomTord, mostly because they're all dogfuckers a lot of the content was just completely unappealing to me, and yet dominated the fandom. You still can't get away from TomTord. I was never going to ship it because sheepfucking EddTord is obviously superior

(and it seems some TomTords even agreed with me considering they would literally take characterization/relationship dynamics that only made sense with Edd or Matt and slap it onto Tom),

but a lot of the content was so out-of-character that it's like, what the hell do y'all even ship this for? Dear Starboy is your most popular fanfic? Really?

For turned on: I don't usually get turned onto ships by the fandom, but rather by one specific writer. Lumione in Eden by obsessmuch? Stockholm syndrome/Gothic romance excellence. Everywhere else? Bruh if they aren't literally risking their lives by fucking then WHAT is the point?

18. What is your favorite unpopular ship?

I suppose YangxRoger Jr.? (Or YuckxOliver/trashcest lmao, now there’s a ship that has literally no fans but me and Gaby). All the girlies making OCs to ship with Yang in 2012 weren't ready to admit that Roger Jr. was the better choice if you truly couldn't stand him with Lina. (Also you wanna be with Yang? Please love yourselves.)

Though there was also a point in time where some 75% of the fics for TordPauPat on ao3 were mine.

19. Do you prefer fluff, angst, or smut for your ships?

imagine reading LMAO

In terms of consumption and creation, I usually prefer angst, because I'm an edgelord through and through. Fluff is great too, but smut is pretty much always a non-starter. No one in my fandoms tends to like the same kinks as me and those that do don't like them correctly. I obviously write smut, but I tend to get bored of the actual sex part pretty quickly, so I really only publish smutty fics when I want to remind myself that I'm a talentless hack, lol.

Thanks for the ask! Sorry I rambled so much, lol

[holy-tom-on-a-tord]

Here it is, I’ve decided: I want a side section of this blog to be an ask blog, just for fun!

As I mentioned in my previous post on the topic...

The content of the blog will not change. I will continue to reblog artwork as I always do, whilst answering asks on the side

Ships are Tomtord and Eddmatt. NOTHING. ELSE. (Unless if other characters are introduced later. Main cast however, no exceptions. Period.)

Here’s the rundown on the rules and factors that play a part in this.

NSFW related asks are permitted, but I cannot guarantee that I will draw and post nsfw content. Not just because of Tumblr’s new rules (which, on god, who cares), but also because of my confidence when it comes to drawing that sort of content. I don’t have any.

Magic anons are perfectly fine and lots of fun! Just one at a time, okay?

Once again, if it’s shipping related, Tomtord and Eddmatt only. No Eddtord, no Tordmatt, Tommatt, etc. 

Asks will usually be small doodles/sketches, but if something is important (or I end up getting really invested in an ask haha) I’ll end up doing something a little more “complete” 

I currently do NOT plan on following a specific story-line, but we’ll see how things change down the road. We may have different small story sections, though. Just not one big one.

DISREGARD “THE END”. In this.... au I suppose, Tord has left, but returns normally after becoming homesick and choosing a casual life with his friends over world domination. (aww, so sweet) He still has his interest in the army and firearms though!

All asks will be tagged as “ask replies” so they’ll be easily accessible! :) Magic anons will also get their own tags so they can be found easily later on.

Finally, please note that this is my take on the characters. It won’t be completely on point, and this is meant to be just for fun. Please understand that! 

That’s all I have to yell about for now! Feel free to go ham!!! Thank you so much to anyone that participates, and I hope we can all have fun with this!

[mistwithwings]

Eek!Edd

+ His doodles

[mistwithwings]

Eddsworld hyperfixation is coming back ladies. (It will be a HORRBILE experience)

[the-resurrection-3d]

So anyway I edited my fic masterlist to procrastinate. This is only the Eddsworld portion, divided up by ship. The very end has my multi-ship collections, so if you want ficlets of X ship, check those. Includes nsfw links. I’ll keep this post updated!

Gen 

melty future - it’s hard out here for a lost time traveler and a bunch of mutant freaks  | rated T | 1.5k | Tags - 3-sentence fic collection, found family 

tasteless - tom takes a demon to Denny’s | rated T |  2.3k | tags - fantasy / CB AU, underage drinking, brief eye horror, arson 

thank god I’m pretty (in bits and pieces) - when Matt is fourteen, his aunt tells him the world is going to end. | “finished”, 6k | Tags - misgendering, gender fantasy AU, minor character death 

we buffer, we suffer - edd and Tord try and write a reader-insert fanfic about their favorite OC, Clownius Thundercock | rated M | 1.2k | tags - cock slapping, tentacles, rescue, breast fucking, bukkake, characters writing fanfiction 

sunshine sparkle -  matt wonders what it would be like, living someplace other than a gremlins’ den | rated T | .6k | tags - background polyworld, matt gets irl cyberbullied 

went for the kiss and got the bite - tord and Matt spend the last hours of Christmas together, and maybe set a guy on fire in the process. | rated T | 1.2k |  tags - implied drug use, zombie AU

TomTord

bezoar -“Fine, whatever, but if he pukes on me I’m putting all your heads on pikes.” Instead of his giant robot, Tord gets the flu, and Tom tries to get even | rated T | 1.2k | Tags - sick fic, canon divergent, post The End, vomiting | FFN mirror | Wattpad mirror 

Dumb / I stole my dad’s fic and made it tomtord because I like giving him a stroke - fuck you, dad you suck  | rated M | .3k 

Only God Forgives - what a lovely, useful idiot | rated E | 1.2k | Tags – A/B/O, Cervix Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Hurt/Comfort, Angst

orange  | rated M | .5k | tags – gentle sex, fluff, cockwarming

 EddTord

and everything you say gives me a real bad feeling – five times Edd lost Tord and the one time he found him again. (tonight, I am pleased to announce a comedy in six parts) | wip, 7.5k | Tags – canon divergence, high school AU, zombeh AU, creatures and monsters AU, green leader AU, post-canon, alternate timelines, pining, one-sided relationship, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending | FFN mirror 

crush - “i’m gonna get Matt to burn that,” Edd says...Tord runs his fingers gently over Garfield’s face, the white thought bubble asking, Why me?, before he simply says, “You wouldn’t. You think my pain is too funny.” | rated E | 1.7k | tags - omegaverse, cannibalism, vaginal sex, weird biology, metafic, mild gore 

peter pan syndrome- edd asks, what do you want to be when you grow up? it sounds better than so where the fuck have you been? and I dreamt an even uglier version of you made me eat lead. | rated T | 1.3k | tags - minimalism, drugs mention, sexual humor, morning after, reminiscing | FFN mirror, Wattpad mirror 

nobody - he didn’t buy that old cloning machine for nothing | rated E | 1.5k | tags - exhibitionism, referenced TomMatt, oral sex, fingering, over-stimulation 

show me your blood - "see, we have all worked very hard to put value down on paper, and I am not going to dishonor our efforts by never stealing from another man.I said yes to the world and I have never been told no since.” | rated T | 7.3k | tags - established relationship, time travel, green leader au, hurt no comfort 

The Pinnacle of Romance – “I just wanted to have a romantic evening” | rated M  | Tags – gun kink/play, power play, roughhousing, reunions, porn with feelings | FFN mirror  

werewolf heart - this is the part Green Leader finds easy | rated G | .6k | tags - implied brainwashing, noncon kissing 

MattTord 

interlude to a guiltless exile - matt looks into those haunting eyes – silver pools without white, only large cuts of black. Shark’s eyes. Looking for too long makes Matt feel like when he’s dreaming and the tide’s pulling the earth out from under his feet. “How long can you survive out of water?” | rated T | 1.5k | tags - mermaid AU, fluff and hurt/comfort

TomMatt

mortals sipping nectar at five cents a glass - tom needs help relaxing, and Matt is happy to indulge him... | rated M | 1.1k | tags - experimental style, implied alcoholism, massages, fluff, angst with a happy ending, non-graphic smut, background polyworld | Wattpad mirror 

EddTomTord

survivors - “the premise is that this doctor gets stranded on an island and eventually has to start cutting off his own legs and stuff for food” | rated T  | .5k | Tags – sexual humor, zombeh AU, references to drugs, references to cannibalism, pov second person

EddMattTomTord

always said I'd be famous (guess that I lied) - sssh, it's okay baby, he soothes, petting Tom's hair; I have a dick big enough for all of us. Matt snorts, hides his grin behind his hand. Tord inspects his nails. Before Tom can chip in (holding onto him tight enough so he can't move his arm back for a good gut punch), Edd snaps at Matt, Just read the damn story. | rated T | 1.1k | tags - pillow and blanket forts, reading aloud, mild sexual content, fluff without plot

birthday cake - "you ungrateful —" Matt goes in for the side of Edd's stomach, the kill zone. "It's my birthday and I'm not only giving you head but a piece of modern. art.—" a few quick cuts of his hand to frame his face "—to commemorate the occasion." | rated M | .9k | tags - oral sex, foursome - m/m/m/m, shyness, hand jobs 

[insert neutral milk hotel quote] - matt gets fucked ; a direct sequel to ‘stupid fucking bullshit’ | rated E | 2.8k | tags - gangbang, oral sex, metafiction, monster tom, bottom matt, dirty talk, subdrop, over-stimulation, trans male character 

Paultryck

but I am home - maybe in this story the wolf doesn’t have to die | rated M | wip, 2k | Tags - subdrop, aftercare, nightmares, hurt/comfort, implied pet play, self harm mention, rape mention, red riding hood AU, bookstore AU

damnatio memoriae - shakespeare was wrong; most of us are not players. |  rated T | 1.2k | tags - one-sided attraction, army life, public execution, first person pov 

daze - "and then they fucked." - William Shakespeare | rated E | .3k | tags - vaginal fingering, multiple orgasms, porn without plot, triple drabble 

our love gorges - while Red Leader and his unlucky human friend negotiate over dinner, Paul and Patryck are left to their own devices | Paultryck, background PaulTordtryck | finished, 10.4k | Tags – fantasy AU, bdsm, scratching, comfort sex, dom/sub, aftercare, mild blood, burnplay, blow jobs, outdoor sex, unhealthy coping mechanisms, suicidal thoughts, body horror, control issues, praise kink, consensual but not safe or sane, dead dove: do not eat

soft boy hours - let’s be young for a while | rated M | 1.6k | Tags - massage, frottage, fluff and smut, foreplay, post-canon | FFN mirror 

 PaulTord

the ren and stimpy show - on today’s episode: Tord has very strange fantasies | rated T | 1k | Tags - domestic fluff, post-canon, sexual humor, minimalism | FFN mirror 

lain with holy wars - do you want kids? | rated T | .6k | tags - post-canon, implied child abuse / domestic violence, fluff, light angst 

Paul/Everyone

some fuckin stupid bullshit just read the tags and get off my balls - I reach into hat labeled “story ideas.” It says, “Everyone gangbangs Paul.” Again? Hat falls and spills. They all say, “Everyone gangbangs Paul.” | PaulEdd, Paultryck, PaulTord, TordPauPat, PaulTom, PaulMatt, MattTom | rated E | 2.5k | Tags - gangbang, ruined orgasm, anal sex, blow jobs, handjobs, creampie, bondage, dom/sub undertones

Tordtryck

A.T. Field - “show me where you wanna be touched.” It’s disgusting | Tordtryck, background Paultryck | rated E | 1.3k | Tags - vaginal fingering, angst, implied character death, implied traitor AU, unhealthy relationships, consensual but not safe or sane 

TordPauPat

a real crowd pleaser - there are a lot of advantages to fucking your boss. | rated E | 1.3k | Tags - threesome- M/M/M, blow jobs, dom/sub, bondage, orgasm denial 

presented without context - who’s going to tell their fuckbuddy they probably caused their parents’ divorce as they’re getting blown? Never mind, Tord would. | rated E | 1.5k | Tags - threesome, praise kink, spitroasting, dom/sub

violence – you’ve made this place unbecoming. Do I have to stay? | rated G | .6k | Tags – sharing a bed, cuddling and snuggling, hurt/comfort, minimalism fluff | FFN mirror 

Multi-Ship

clowns, all of you clowns - You fall asleep with his arm clutched to your chest. Various eddsworld ficlets/scraps from the last year | EddTord, TomTord, EddTom, Paultryck, TordPaultryck, Tordtryck | wip, 9.3k | Tags - high school AU, zombies AU, fantasy AU, hurt/comfort, humor, fluff. First chapter is the table of contents. | FFN mirror for chapter 18 [TomTord], FFN mirror for chapter 24 [EddTord], FFN mirror of chapter 20 [Gen, Rejects] 

warped tour - dreamwidth doesn’t have any Eddsworld presence so I’ve declared the 3-Sentence Fic-A-Thon free real estate. First prompt: Tordtryck, there was a hidden message in their miserable Christmas presents | Tordtryck, MattTom, Edd & Matt & Tom & Tord, Tomatoredd & Scribble Tom | finished, 1k | Tags - 3 Sentence Fiction, college AU, bookstore AU, sexual humor, angst and humor, post-apocalypse, zombies | FFN mirror of Rejects parts