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[mikeylivesattheend]

Happy Valentines Day, Gamers

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Hi! Could I get a romantic nsfw matchup please?

also like your writing is soo good oml, you're a very skilled author <3

First off, I'm 20, my pronouns are she/her and I'm into guys. I have long (like lower back) brown hair and light blue eyes. I'm about 5'3"? I think? Definitely on the chubbier and curvier side. I don't quite wear a full face, but I do wear some makeup, usually like some mascara, eyeshadow, blush, and lipgloss. I have kinda long nails? They're always painted though, usually a pastel color

I wear like a ton of pastels. My wardrobe is very feminine and cutesy, like lots of skirts and dresses, and like "kawaii" clothing? Just like really soft uwu stuff lmao, I like feeling cute :) 

I'm in university as a history major with an anthropology minor. I study a lot, and I put a bit too much effort into it. 

I'm kinda shy, I have trouble making friends and getting to know new people, but I'm very open and talkative once I get to know someone! I'm really empathetic, and definitely a people pleaser, I just wanna make other people happy, y'know? I'm kinda impulsive and clumsy, which low-key makes me a danger magnet?

My have some like artsy kinda hobbies? I draw, paint, and needle felt. I play video games a lot, mostly cozy and / or open world games (my favorites are the Assassin's Creed series, Stardew Valley, and Minecraft). I put a lot of effort into my notes, I really like having those like aesthetic notes

 I listen to mostly alt rock and alt pop, but I'll jam out to other stuff too of course. My favorite bands are AJR, Neon Trees, Lovelytheband, and Weathers. I love Sanrio and Disney so much. I love animals, I have a pet rat and a frog. Also, y'know those bitches who have like a collection of rocks that they just found outside and thought they looked cool so they kept them? It's me, I'm bitches. I love baking, I have a huge sweet tooth. I also have a major caffeine dependency ngl, I drink coffee like there's no tomorrow

Loud noises freak me out, and big crowds make me nervous, so I tend to avoid really big social settings like that (like concerts or walking around in major cities)

Ngl, I can be really clingy, but if my partner tells me or I feel like I'm being too much, I'll tone it down, but generally I'm very affectionate. I really like partners who are like kinda protective? And are like kinda possessive? Protective + kinda possessive guys are just *chef's kiss*. My main love languages are physical touch and time spent together <3

As of more like nsfw kinda stuff, I'm a huge sub. I've tried being dom, very much not a fan. I have a pretty big daddy kink, and I'm into rougher sex. I have a huge praise kink, but I kinda like degradation too? I really like choking too, and like biting?? yes please 😌 I have a lil bit of a size kink too ngl

I hope this isn't too much? Or not enough? 

Thank you so much <3

Your matchup is…. Toby!

Read more because of NSFW :}

In general:

This took me a minute or so to finally come to a conclusion because I felt two strong matches here, but I’m going with Toby because romantically, I feel the two of you just click together so, so well. I’m gonna have to explain the NSFW stuff though so let’s get into that.

What he likes about you:

Physically speaking, Toby just loves hair. He wants to run his fingers through it and braid it and just y’know touch it lmafo. Your eyes are also really, really beautiful to him. Your body is so beautiful to him too, like I feel like Toby has a thing for curves and just thighs in general like -- yes. Your style is also really cute and he finds it so light and airy. Toby doesn’t understand makeup but he does like yours! Likes your lipgloss kisses. That uwu soft stuff REALLY appeals to him but I’m gonna have to come back to that too. Your hobbies are all really cool to him and he’s gonna want to see what you’re up to. Toby likes video games and wishes he’d play more of them, and I think he also likes history so AC? Absolutely. Just history, stories and asssasination how fun. He also likes your music choices! You being clingy is admirable to him because he’s into that,,,,,

General cute things:

The video game dates are a must between the two of you. He’d sit you on his lap and let you play something while running his fingers through your hair, just enjoying your presence. Will doodle with you, and will also take joy in your needle felt. Is amazed by your talents. He loves your rat and frog!! He has such a fondness for frogs omfg the rat might take some getting used to but I guarantee he’d fall in love after some exposure. He will find cool rocks in the woods for you and give them to you like gifts. Like, y’know those penguins that gift stones to their loves? That. That. Toby is slowly taking up baking but like, he will eat everything you send to him. He’d love it so so much. He has a sweet tooth. Please. Also feel free to run your fingers through his hair with your long nails? Like scratching his scalp? I feel like Toby would be so into that. Toby likes history. PLeae tell him about history and anthropology. He just wants to hear everything you have to say.

You two as a couple & NSFW:

Toby is super protective of people he loves, so of course he’s gonna be all over you. He’s also relatively tall so like, hey. Doesn’t mind that you’re shy, finds it cute. You making other people happy/wanting to make them happy is something he finds cute as well, mostly because he just likes seeing people being selfless like that. He’s admittedly clumsy so like, he’s always ready to patch you up if something happens. I don’t actually think Toby is all that impulsive so he will every now and then reel you back in and be like “uh no lol.” He’ll also do the quiet, lowkey kind of things with you as to not stress you out. So, no crowds, or cities, stuff like that. Just things that make you feel safe and secure. Toby is really good for that ngl.Toby is possessive,,,,,

ALRIGHT SO Toby loves your body, I have established that, and he loves your thighs. Always gonna be touching your thighs. They’re just mesmerising to him. Your cutesy style also fuels his daddy kink like please call him daddy. He’s such a loving guy and kind of a soft dom so like, I feel like he’s a perfect guy to fuel your daddy kink. He’s really, really good at praise and will have you heated over the things he’s saying. He can make your heart flutter like no one else!! He’s working on degradation but honestly his voice is hot so like,,,,,,,,,,,, it just works out. He’d definitely taller than you and muscular in all the right places so he’s gonna just engulf you in his size because you’re so tiny in comparison to him. Toby CAN get rough. I’m talking hair pulling, biting and scratching, fucking you until you can’t breathe or think straight but he can also be kinda soft. Toby is also getting used to choking but he can choke you so good with his rough hands.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things:

Hi love bug, you sent me a good amount! Tell me about your favorite AC game/characters! Edward Kenway was my very first assassin and AC4 was the first console game I’d ever played. I’m extremely biased towards him. Thank you so much for complimenting my writing skills, you seem like such a lovely person! You and Toby just feel like a perfect match to me. I briefly thought of some other characters - LJ was my other intuition thought, but like, I just feel the two of you wouldn’t match up romantically?? So, Toby it is and I just think Toby would be super soft and protective of you and that’s that. 10/10 I love this matchup. As always, let me know what you think and I hope you enjoyed!