#plagerizing your wife is soooooo fun

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, crossing her arms: You are being very hurtful right now.

Enid: I just want to know why you’re here—

Wednesday, literally sitting in her lap: We’re best friends. What if they’re malicious?

Enid, looking across the table at her Tinder date: I’m so sorry.

Wednesday: Oh we’re leaving already I wanted to try their appetizers?

Enid, already dragging her out the door: Can’t you stalk me from far away like a normal person?

Wednesday: I resent the idea of normal, Enid.

Inspired by @caitlynsdog