#pk get yo ass outta here!

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my son wagyu, y'see, he's full of worms....

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ebss 22.05.19 lb

i wanted to do all the week’s lbs in one post but tumblr keeps crashing and................ ugh. watch out for the others separately.

one of these women is being foolishly optimistic rn. i can't tell which one.

blah blah suman ke baare mein blah blah.

"janhit mein tum kyun jaari ho rahe ho? kisine tumse raai poochi?"

lmao well, good to know PK and i share at least one thing in common.

praise for jahnvi's political strategy.

but also for her smugass face enjoying his michmichi at the pair dhona memories.

lollllllllllll.

everyone's like whut? may ke garmi mein muffler?

“par aapko chot kaise lagi?”

*manohar remembers jahnvi wiping the damn floor with his ass* 

lmaooooo

jahnvi suggests PK pull an alexandria occasio-cortez and do door to door campaigning. 

dhruv has reservations about that plan. but luckily no one here gives a fuck about what dhruv has to say.

mahohar has to open his manhoos mouth and be all "the call is coming from inside the house."

fuck off mannnnnnnn. when you getting murdered???

janhvi wants akeleeeeeee mein baat with papa. dhruv took the hint and left but lmaooooo manohar is still standing there. what a fucking dheent.

some cock-and-bull story about nainital mein zameen etc. etc. point is she gets the ransom money outta him. quiiiiite easily.

manohar kameena's like good i can get whatever amount i want, whenever i ask for it. lol high hopes.

fucking creeeep.

DHRUV FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND GET A FUCKING CLUE.

yeh sacchhhhhhhhh mein itna bhola aur believing aur understanding hai ya chutiya bana raha hai hum sabko?

but thank god he clued her into manohar's weirdness.

BUT SHE'S STILL LIKE OH WHAT WAS MANOHAR DOING IN MY ROOM. GIRL, YOU'RE NOT THIS STUPID, I KNOW IT FOR A FACT.  

chotu is just hurling his ball as a projectile towards the sharma sisters at any given opportunity.

janhvi bani messi.

man it's heartbreakingly cute how much she loves this kid. it's not gonna end well.

lo phir aa gaya yeh kameena to creep everyone out.

"ghar waalon ne jungli billi paal rakhi hai. ussi ne jhappatta maara."

janhvi was taught well by jiju of alt-universe, mr. baagad billa.

SHE'S STILL LIKE WHY'S HE ACTING WEIRD????? OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JANHVI.

subtle threats. noooooooice.

kavya being cagey af about mummy ki dawaai. oh boy. ek jhagda khatam hua nahi, doosra shuru hone ko hai.

this guy is using opportunity to flirt. bro calm yo tits.

maa's sixth sense can detect raja beta's andar ke issues, even while drug-impaired. 

she must be trained from the nandini raichand school of momming.

LIES LIES LIES LIESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

ouff this chachi's comedy is such a pain.

THREAT CALL, CALLING HER POOJA, ON SPEAKERRRRRRRRRRRR. AAAAAAAAAAH.