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Just casual dnd things

I recently finished my first full campagin as a player. Here are some thing that happened

Chaining myself to the god of death for my girlfriend

We weren't dating yet

Our oracle gave up memories of one of their human parents to get information.

Said oracle also lost a leg

My girlfriend died, and the player who was the only cis het person in the group played another gay chacter

Said gay character got into another relationship with another pc

Oh we also stabbed and shot the god of death that I chained myself to

My girlfriend opened a ditch to the underworld in the middle of Europe.

Dolos kidnapped us to get us to Europe on no sleep

We had a ghost dog

I had to kill my half sister. Twice

I also punched Hermes and stole his helm

Our satyr started a rumor the zues has rabies

We licked rocks and drank from underworld rivers

My girlfriend became the leader of the broken, the beaten, and the damned

We called Orpheus a sad simp

We got a dinosaur made out of bones

"The box that held these monsters is open. To get rid of them close the box" -dm

"what's the box made out of"-me

"metal"-dm

"Cool I close the box with my metal powers"-me

"Shit"-dm

This campagin was wonderful.and so.much fun. I'm sure there's a lot I'm missing but that's fine.