#pizzee’s comedy tour

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I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

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When you got beef with 15yr olds

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miles “B in Spanish” morales

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Post ATSV feeling

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in he goes

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eureka

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I know it’s 2023, but a girl can dream

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can we watch puss in boots?

mom: we got puss in boots at home

     puss in boots at home:

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Desperate times and desperate measures

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do with this what you will

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BILF

/bɪlf/

adjective

1. an acronym for Bird I’d Like to Fuck

"Khonshu, also known as King of BILFs, first makes his MCU appearance in Moon Knight Episode 1: The Goldfish Problem."

Similar: dilf, milf, Khonshu’s big naturals, catfemboy harrow uwu

@mrcspectr

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her: you must be a fake Chinese sun bear if you think we fuckin

my unbearable ass:

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She kiki on my bouba till I cross (modal interaction)

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I posted 4,639 times in 2022

That's 4,639 more posts than 2021!

358 posts created (8%)

4,281 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@scarabgrant

@mockspector

@tiptapricot

@faeblesmith

@usaigi

I tagged 4,236 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#ask. receive🤲 - 151 posts

#moon knight - 100 posts

#pizzee’s comedy tour - 54 posts

#real - 40 posts

#marc spector - 36 posts

#black panther spoilers - 32 posts

#me core - 29 posts

#prev - 29 posts

#steven grant - 28 posts

#pi(ss) draws - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#khonshu’s 4 aspects: the dump truck — the cheeked up — the double delux no bacon no tomato ass — and the defender of those massive asscheeks

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

1,020 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

#4

the ultimate catch

1,075 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#3

thinking about how shuri’s journey of grief is not linear, it’s not the 5 stages we’re used to starting with denial and ending with acceptance. She spends a good majority of the story oscillating between denial or her grief over her brother, then anger, that anger that deepens and morphs into all consuming vengeance. How her grief eats her whole, how it eats namor whole, how it eats wakanda whole. how she never gets her moment of catharsis, never lets the grief settle and set in, never lets herself grieve until the very, very last scene. when she burns the funeral gown marking the end of the grieving period, when her’s only just begun. 

2,157 notes - Posted November 12, 2022

#2

Namor flying isn’t VFX, Tenoch Huerta can just do that

2,305 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

In the final battle between namor and shuri, when namor is fighting to win and shuri is fighting to kill, she’s about to end it when she stops. When her all consuming quest for vengeance fueled by an anger that’s turned from inward to outward (anger at herself for not noticing her brother’s illness, for being too slow, for not making the heart shaped herb fast enough, for not being able to save him, for not being there when he died).

And the shots reverse. The destruction is undone, everything goes back to normal. But not because she kills namor, but because she doesn’t. Because she puts an end to the cycle of destruction, of colonialism turning peoples against each other, of generational trauma, of grief. Because Queen Ramonda speaks to her, and namor’s mother reaches out to him.

She demands he yield but it’s more than that. He yields but it’s more than that. It’s ending the ceaseless grief that’s been haunting them both for so long, it’s ending the violence that would’ve haunted their people for eternity. Stopping the violence the oppressors who seek to exploit them want to see, and the violence they themselves want to inflict. Namor adds a new painting to his wall, imoritalizing the end of something ancient. Shuri burns her funeral robes, marking the beginning of something new. And while they’ve both loved and lost and lost so much more, death is of course, not an end. It’s a stepping off point into something new. Beyond grief and rage. Into healing.

Or at least, the start of it.

3,491 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

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Namor flying isn’t VFX, Tenoch Huerta can just do that