#pizza-mail

[vaugarde]

probably going to be the most insane anon you've ever gotten but i have something wrong with me that makes me read words/sentences completely wrong and incoherently and i read your isat poll as you asking whether or not dominos or little ceasars was better

bright one…… im ordering pizza………….. do you want dominos…. or little ceasars…… oh….. you dont like either…?

oh…….. ohhhhhh….. how could you forget, bright one………. our country….!! it had the best dominos….. no……… no……. bright one, please………. maybe if we try the buffalo chicken specialty… we can remember it!!! bright one, order it with me! please! if we do it together…!! we could make it real..!!!

[gracieblood]

grill cheese (the g stands for glove)

wu-wuoaHhh!!! gg g rilll cheeb?? h . hey whAs th- A FUKIMG .GLOV E???!?11!??

[stardestroyer81]

yo congrats on that P rank :D

⭐ STAR P-RANK SCREEN REAL??? ⭐

Oh my gosh, thank you!!! For context, last night I completed the Noise Update and absolutely refused to take down Pizzahead until I P-Ranked him— it took a little over an hour of nonstop attempts, and I only ended up making it to phase three two or three times, though I'm pleased to announce that I've P-Ranked all bosses as both Peppino and The Noise!

I thought I'd doodle a quick something to go along with the superb P-Rank screen you drew! While I've still yet to conceptualize Star Tower's P-Rank screen (I have a general gist of how it's going to look and I've only drawn complete art for the D-Rank screen), I'm absolutely going to reference facets of your own if I may, especially the star spotlight; that's probably my favorite detail!!! ⭐👾✨

[jellazticious]

Pizza Tower hcs in case my doodles are so whack out of context

~ Gustavo is a regular ass human. Everyone just thinks he's a gnome

~ Pepperman has never seen Gus the entire time the game is happening but he saw pics of him. He just thinks Peppino has garden gnomes of the same design

~ The Noise is aroace, I cannot stress this enough for some of y'all in the tags of THAT comic

~ Peppino is good at cooking ANYTHING BUT A PIZZA

~ Stick is gay married to Burton for the tax benefits

~ Noisette is a fantastic baker but can't make anything else edible

~ Fake Peppino is a smartass. Think the raptors from any Jurassic Park movie

~ Peppino and Vigi has an ongoing thing where they can't beat the "same flavour of person" allegations

~ I have said this multiple times and I will not get tired of it. Peppino is a clone, the one with the most perfect body build

~ Pepperman's mother is an apple and his looks took from her

~ His dad from the royal side of the family fucking hates his guts, tried to disown him but died before doing that, leaving his son who has every disease to inherit the riches

~ Vigi can use a lump of himself as hands without the gloves. He can have as much nubs that holds stuff at the same time but he can only have two functioning hands (I have drawn him hold a mug using an extension of himself)

~ Gustavo and Pepperman have size changing powers but only when it's funny

~ Fake Peppino has loose skin instead of goopy

~ Pizzahead and Mr Stick graduated from the same place

~ Their course? why of course it's BABH (bachelors in the arts of being a hack)

~ Everyone knows who Peppino is prior to the events of the game but Peppino has no recollection of the tower except Noise

~ Noise occassionally goes out and they have worked together

~ Noise peaked as an entrepreneur and an actor and he has way too much money to know what to do with it which is why he's doing fuckall

~ Peppino and Anton are exes

~ He is also bisexual

~ I'm so sorry everyone but Vigi is so cishet to me :sob:

~ I do not know if people will miss this for a fourth time but Pepperman is intersex

~ I dunno what to tell you but I just know Noisette is a powerful cosmic being who thinks mortals are funyy so she lives as one

[therobotmonster]

You know, if people are going to be hilarious and send me hate messages they might want to:

A) Make some kind of sense.

B) Keep their accounts long enough to get a response.

C) Learn to read.

I've mentioned Samurai Pizza Cats maybe twice on this blog, only once that I can really find, and that's a positive take.

First off, your passion for a show that came out in 1990 would suggest you're at least in your mid thirties. You're way too old to be using the word "hater" like it has meaning or impact.

One of the many things you should look into while learning to read (it's never too late!) is a more expansive vocabulary so you can express your hate mail in a way that has some actual punch, as opposed to this linguistic spit-wad you presented me with.

The only thing even mildly insulting about what you sent is that you thought it might actually work.

Here's the thing "Sofia-N-Leah" (I really hope it didn't take two of you to write this). Having limitations isn't a moral failing. Half of everyone lands at under 50% on any given skill curve. But you need to understand these limitations.

So just like how grandma needs to keep in mind that she doesn't have the strength to move the bed on her own, it might pay off to go 'wait, I'm bad at reading comprehension/general information processing. Maybe I should read it a few times more before I get mad.' whenever you get one of these impulses.

And just like how grandma should probably avoid fistfights at the neighborhood bar, maybe battles of wits aren't your bailiwick.

Anyhow, thanks for the content.

[gamenu]

SHIPPING INFO. answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

what’s your OTP for your muse(s)?

I'm a fandomless OC. Don't necessarily have any OTPs for her! Who ever she has chemisty with, I'm usually down for.

what are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

I'm a very malleable person. I go with the flow and I'm down for pretty much anything with the exception of the universal no nos.

how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

On the premise of both parties being mortal? Highly dependent on age. Cause a 10 year gap between a 30 and 40 year old is no where near as jarring as a 18 year old and a 28 year old. If they're immortal and above age of consent? Free game for all of 'em tbh.

are you selective when shipping?

Extremely. I didn't bother with shipping really at all until the last 3 years ago or so here. And I've been here since 2010. It was just a case of it never being on my radar, and then seeing how OCs (specifically females) were treated just for even asking to ship? Kinda left me a little timid in it. So I have to have at least talked to my potential partner for over a year? Not consistently, but enough to where as I'd be comfy just jumping in their DMs and sending random things etc. Basically, we gotta be buddies. And then when we discuss dynamics, I have to be able to see potential for growth but also enjoyable moments. Whether those moments be good or bad, if me and my partner aren't getting enjoyment out of it, what's the point?

how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

The moment clothes come off or groping starts etc, I'm going to request we fade to black on tumblr, and if my partner wants to write it out, we move to discord. No dirty tango for you on tumblr!

does one have to ask to ship with you?

Absolutely. I'll always ask first, so I'd like that same respect back. And in all honesty, there's a 98% chance I'm gonna say yes. I'm here for a good time! One sided crushes and stuff is A-okay though without permission.

how often do you like to ship?

Honestly? Not sure how to answer this. It's a case by case situation. Where as if I find or someone finds me, and would like to ship, I'm down most times. Other than that, I'm not really seeking anything out. If it happens, it happens.

are you multiship?

Yes and no. Yes in the sense I'm not single-ship. I can, will, and do have more than one shipping partner. I refuse to restrict or be restricted. However, no in the sense of I will only ship with one version of a character. So if I'm shipping with a Rem.po from Aval.on C.ode, I will not ship with another one. If my partner has been gone for over a year, and I have not heard from the writer, I will break that ship off. I know life happens, but communication is important all the same.

are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

More-or-less I guess? I don't seek ships out. If it happens then great! If not, no skin off my back.

what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

Fandomless baby~ ✨

finally, how does one ship with you?

Scream and declare your love for my character from the top of the mountains-- Nah JK. Literally just shoot me a DM or an IM and we can go from there. Like I said, I'm really easy going and down for whatever most times.

Tagged by: @lumoire Tagging: @novaragno, @convxction, @weavinghands, @electricea, and literally anyone else who wants to do it, idk who has and who hasn't.

[merwynpersonalhub]

EPIC BATTLES OF HISTORY11!!!!!11!!!

KINGER

VS

PEPPINO SPAGHETTI

FIGHT!!1!

THE BATTLE OF A LIFE TIME PEPPINO WILL TOTALLY WIN RIGHT??

oh........................./silly

[mysteryampharos]

For the ask game:

8 Name something you are looking forward to?

12 Favorite comfort drink?

15 Favorite instrument?

8. Name something you are looking forward to?

This is not only my most anticipated thing of the year, but of NEXT year too, as its only coming out by then. I present to you

Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie: Walpurgisnacht Rising

I'm not very into magical girl shows, but this series is the sole exception. Madoka magica in general is extremely well made, both in terms of clever and great writing, but also the art direction and bizarreness added in. Reccomend it to anyone and everyone! (Also, yuri win

Aside from that, something else im extremely ecstatic about in Rainworld's upcoming DLC... that game is my favorite thing of all time so you can imagine i am EXTREMELY godamn hyped!!!!

12. Favorite comfort drink?

GOIABA JUICE!!!!!! Its also my favorite drink in general, Brazil's cuisine and drinks are rich and deliciously varied! But aside from the taste, i have many good memories attributed to it.

16. Favorite instrument?

Tough question... In terms of instruments ive played, i only really had a phase where i was a xylophone player, so by default, that thing wins THAT competition, but in general?

SHRED THAT ELETRIC GUITAR BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[finsterhund]

Sox helping me get through these trying times

[nonbinaryshotgunman]

peppino when he fucks up in the penis tower

Yeah I'll post that

[stardestroyer81]

Idea: The Final Boss of Star Tower should be The Evil MC from Smash TV after you break open Sinistar. XD

This would be incredibly funny, and given how much I love Smash TV I'm bound to reference it someplace within Star Tower, though the true final boss behind Sinistar already, that being Todd Ro— I mean, Richie T. Honestly, now that I think about it, Smash TV would make a really good stand-in for the Golf level!

I will say I was at one point really close on choosing Pac-Man to replace Pizzahead, specifically his depiction in Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures. He just has that vibe.

[gracieblood]

Stopppppp ur making me remember my huge childhood crush on newt ahggg

that’s so real of u tbh,,,,, i had a crush on teresa and thomas

[bonesbuckleup]

pizza with or without sprinkles?

There is something so vaguely malevolent about this ask

[autogeneity]

why do I have to make food in order to eat it

[kayleerowena]

I absolutely loved creating these little haunted houses you made for Patreon! They're so cute and fun! Thank you!

yay, i'm so glad!! i was so hoping people would send me pics of the houses they made with these little kits — i've been having so much fun playing around with them myself and i'm so happy you enjoyed them, too!! thank you so much for sending these!

[relevant-catnik]