#pito the menace

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BRO

PITO KEEPS HITTING HIM WHATTG

just b4 I started videoing Pete knocked over the laundry basket 💀

also the bunny still doesn’t have a name so if y’all have ideas do share

(My mom said I’m not allowed to name him Eric 😔)

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omg hi! 😭 I’m back,😈 I was laughing myself off when I saw the chinga tu madre so here we go!

•Chinga tu madre is actually a Mexican idiom, chinga doesn‘t have an exact translation but it could be like “Fuck ur mom” (tu madre= ur mom) it is a way to insult ur mother or sent someone to the shit. The reason why you probably heard abt it b4 it’s bc it is the typical Mexican insult.

|-> in Hollywood they use mostly Mexican insults when they want to say that a character speaks Spanish (racist or xenophobic if u think lol) some examples are: Valeria Garza (Mexican) from call of duty, Gloria Delgado (Colombian) from Modern Family, Dora (Mexican) the explorer‼️ or Pablo Cavazos from BLLK who is Argentinian (the multicolor haired guy) ❤️‍🩹

• “Tu madre es loca/ tu madre es una loca” it is in fact that ur mother Is crazy 😭 for example, Eita could say to y/n: “La hijueputa (the slut) de tu mamá (of ur mother) está loca (is crazy)” which means her mother need to go to the psychiatrist urgently!!!🤓

So, today I’m going to teach how do we call the parts of ur body! 💋

•Pene: Its literally penis

/-> but we have better ways to call it. 😈🔥👌👈

•Polla- exact translation of cock! To the animal and also the deck 😍 fex: “La polla de Sae es tan grande”-“Sae’s cock it’s so big”.

•Berenjena, it’s literally the veggie🍆😭

•Pito- Argentinian one. Fex: “su pito era tan pequeño” - “his dick was so small”

•Chimbo- Colombian one. Fex: “Que chimbo tan grande”- “what a big dick”

•Vagina: Vagina, the difference is that in English u spell it like vayaina and in Spanish it’s like vahina.

/-> Coño: it’s like pussy, but u also can use it to swear. Fex: “Coño!” - “Fuck!” But if u wanna say that someone it’s a pussy the best option is “eres un marica” that it’s like “you’re a sissy”. Sexual example: “Sae hace que mi coño se ponga mojado” (me fr😍) “Sae makes my pussy wet”

/-> Concha: Cunt. Idk how we call it in English but concha it’s literally 🐚😭 “Sae me pone mojada la concha” “Sae makes my cunt wet”

That’s all for today! Also, the chapter was so good 😭I hope u recovered well from the cold or any illness u had also I wish u have a nice week!❤️‍🩹 if y’all have any other question just let me know ;) kisses for everyone!

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tw nsfw zone guys hahahaha

spanish lessons fr I READ YOUR TEACHINGS MORE RELIGIOUSLY THAN ANYTHING ELSE <3 you’re very knowledgeable about the usages too :’) there you go truck kun nonnie !!!

omg not you teaching us body parts now !! (i’m so ready for this) because i want sae’s berenjena <3 LA POLLA DE SAE ES TAN GRANDE YES YES YES <3 stop you’re making me a menace with these 😭 (but don’t stop) the pussy one !! me too nonnie !!! sae hace que mi coño se ponga mojado too 🤤🤤 sorry in advance if i say this wrong but - yn’s mother esta concha >:( it’s probably wrong but 😭😭😭

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What are Tiki Statues?

Tiki Statues are small figurines or garden statues that depict a man with a big, scary mouth with a menacing expression that is used to scare evils away.

From the history of Tiki, it came from the mythology of the Māori society. Tiki was the first man-made by Tāne, the god of forests and of birds, or Tūmatauenga, the god of war, food cultivation, hunting, cooking, and fishing. Tiki found Marikoriko, the first woman, and became the father of their daughter, Hine-Kau-ataata.

The Tiki’s history is dated back to the time of ancient Polynesia. It is an essential part of the culture, history, and mythology of the South Pacific.

Just like other religions, the society of Māori believes that Tiki is the first man created. There are two stories of Marikoriko, her wife. Legends have said that Tane created a wife for Tiki, others have stated that Tiki mixed his own blood with clay and created her wife out of it. Another kind of the story was he craved for a companion when he saw his reflection on a pond, he dove into the pond which made him cover the pond with dirt, by which a female partner was created.

The reason for having a number of variations with the story of Tiki because of the number of cultures who paid tribute to him.

There are several Tikis that were named or manifests the tradition of Tiki in the tradition of the Māori society.

• The creator of birds is Tiki-tohua • The creator of fish and the bird, tui, is Tiki-kapakapa • The creator of humanity is Tiki-auaha • The creator of the kūmara is Tiki-whakaeaea

Their ancient followers worshipped them through chants, prayers, and human sacrifice. Tiki carvings are the oldest forms of art, and each of the carvings is unique from each other. Each of the Tikis is introduced from each island culture, those Tikis that are carved by the high-ranking tribesmen are all considered powerful and sacred. However, those that are not carved by the high-ranking tribesmen are only used as a decoration.

Tikis are made out of woods or stones. One of the most famous Tiki statues in the world can be found on Easter Island, which is situated in the Pacific Ocean. It is the most remotely inhabited island in the world, the island was known for its name Te Pito or Te Henua, which means “The Center of the World”.

Tiki statues have been taken into mass popularity. Today, Tiki has become a representation of the era and culture, which includes the style of creativity of the Polynesian people. Tiki decorations first became popular when it was brought to Los Angeles as a decoration of a bar. By then, it became a decoration for garden and lawn.

The Tiki statues, poles, masks depict more of humanity, the origin, and their emotions. We offer a large collection of Tiki statues that can make your garden and yard exquisite. Let us not forget the scowling Gods.

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